Mr. Whizz

Don't worry about the circumstances of why I was at the hospital, don't worry it was nothing serious, but I was there for several hours. While I was there, one of the tests they ran required me to hold still for over an hour, just laying back and doing nothing. After drinking a lot of water that morning, and having my arm pumped with saline, I really needed to piss. I was forced to stay there holding my piss the entire time, or else I would have to come back and do the long and boring test again. I thought about calling a nurse, maybe they could help out some, but I just told myself I could ho

This one weird scene from American Pie 2.

Did no one really post this classic scene from Stepbrothers?

Nice. The best thing about pissing on bushes is when you see the leaves soaking wet after. I used to go into my backyard and piss through our fence onto the plants growing on the shed of our foreclosed neighbors house. I'm pretty sure those plants lived off my piss. I eventually stained the actual shed too.

A Tinto Brass film called Monella (or Frivolous Lola) featured a nice scene where she pissed in the rain.

From a TV show, but I think it counts. A deleted scene from the Green Wing.

For the record, I am stuck with my parents, so I can only get away with the occasional naughty piss when I am out in the community. Can't usually make time between school and work.

How many of you just walk outside, take off your pants/undo fly and just piss on your flowers, grass, garden, wall ivy, or bush in your yard instead of using a toilet? Just at random intervals for no reason. 1: Often enough/ my plants live off my pee 2: Occasionally when the mood strikes me 3:Did it once or twice and would do it again 4: Never done it but am open to it 5; No, not really something I'm interested with this fetish 6: No, I live in the city and don't have friends in the suburbs who's backyards I can pee in 😞

Do you ever fantasize or seek to get caught (if only by a friend you know and trust)?

Anywhere in particular you intend to be naughty when you get in or do you just wanna wing it (or should I say whizz it)?

Have you ever gotten caught peeing in public, either because you were desperate or were having some sexy fun? Was it someone you knew or was it just a person who passed by after catching a glimpse?

There is actually a really cool guy who sat there and figured out how much pee is in the typical pool. Many of you have probably seen him before because he posts a ton of cool engineering vids. His name is Mark Rober on the off chance you don't know him. This is the link to his yt vid about finding out how much pee is in pools.

https://www.xvideos.com/video3599408/nicole_kidman_masturbating_and_pising_scenes Nichole Kidman ACTUALLY peed on Zac Efron. No stunt pee.

Definitely should have rolled out of bed and joined her.

Please elaborate, this sounds interesting.

I'm not talking about the movie theater bathroom, but the theater itself. Like in a cup or into the cushion or on the floor. I always thought it would be super fun and sexy just to let loose onto the back of the seat in front of me when I can't hold it anymore during like a 3 hr movie. I want to do it, but I know the people at my local theater and don't want to subject them to that and every other theater I go to has a security cam inside.

Like just about everyone else in the world I've been crazy bored during quarantine. My community has a few walking paths that run between the fenced in back yards of some of the houses. The paths are small and paved, probably about 4 feet wide. After walking with my dog for a while we wound up walking through on of those paths. At that point my bladder was about to burst, so I looked around to make sure no one was around, and tried to pick a place to christen with my golden rain. The sun had just gone down at this point so there was a low chance of me being seen by someone in their backyard or

If anyone has some videos of this, I would like to see. You don't typically see videos of women catching men, with the exception of only seeing their turned back.

Definitely my most yellow. Not necessarily my longest depending on if I drink a lot of water throughout the course of the day. I always do the same thing every morning though. I wake up (after hitting my snooze button 12 times), go to the bathroom, pull back the shower curtain, turn on the shower, lean back and piss over the railing into the freezing water. There is nothing more relieving than that first morning piss.

But it seems like if you knew and you really didn't want to contribute to the problem you would have just pissed down the alley.

I feel like the first girl pissing was unintentional, but once you saw what was happening you wanted to do it. You definitely wanted to know that someone would be smelling and cleaning up your piss in the morning.

I expect pt 2 of this in over the weekend. Sorry for the delay, it is exam season.

Yeah I get it. It feels derogatory. It's impossible to control how other people react. Standing to piss is definitely the easiest, most convenient, and probably the most comfortable way to piss in public, but is is also the most vulnerable to others judging you. Not just for transgender people but men an women too.

First off, Fuck those assholes. I mean, FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES. I transgender woman pissing is one of the sexiest things ever. If you are that worried, I recommend doing the standing leg spread, and aiming straight down with your skirt covering your gentiles. Leaning against a wall is best, since no man would typically do that. Second, Unless you are in southern fucking Alabama, most people keep their tongues in their mouths.