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I have thought of this idea before as well.   I see events where there are rows of portaloos, then an area fenced off with male urinals inside - either troughs or those ones that you stand 3 or 4 people around them.   I thought that it should be easy for women to have something where they just squat over a grating in a similar enclosure.  Just a grating on stands would be an improvement over the way ladies currently have to pee on the grass behind the portaloos and end up with a muddy soggy mess.   With a grating in place, they can pee anywhere, the grass will still soak up the pee and it won't end up as a soggy mess.   I would suggest having bins for tissues though - otherwise there would be tissues all over the grating.

Although, I suspect that whilst it is common for people to pee on the grass directly at festivals, it might be frowned upon for the organisers to actually design in a situation where people are encouraged to pee somewhere that simply drains on the grass.  Therefore, the next stage up would be a grating over a tank which would either retain the pee for later emptying or could be piped to a suitable drain or soakaway.

A difficult situation for sure.     Like others have said, maybe you will have to take advantages of times when she is out of the house, or improvise other options elsewhere.   I guess it depends a lot on what exactly you want to do, sounds like you enjoy pee play and sex in the shower.   In all reality, she isn't going to think for a minute that you never have sex, so would it be that bad for you both to go in the shower together?  I know it might be a bit embarrassing that your mother in law knows that you are up to something together at that time, but she will probably be OK with it.   If you happen to add pee into the mix, she isn't going to know about that part.

Alternatively depending on what you want to do, you could consider finding other places to indulge yourselves - maybe outdoors somewhere secluded would be an option?  

23 hours ago, JDG said:

I'm afraid the opposite has happened... She thought it would be very convenient to use the shower during the night, but the splatter on the tiles was so big that she had to shower before being able to return to bed. And showering is not something you wanna do at 3AM...

The good part of this is that she DID see how convenient it was to not go downstairs so she brings a bucket with her now when we go to bed. Also really nice, but haven't seen her use it yet. 

Hmm, totally agree that showering at 3am when you were just going for a quick pee is not really what you want to be doing, so I see that won't be great for her.   Maybe the bucket will work.   Either having the bucket in the bedroom or put the bucket in the shower so that it doesn't matter if it spills.

On 1/30/2024 at 2:20 PM, JDG said:

She said she had to go too bad to hold, but didn't want to go down once again. Therefore she decided to go in the shower, with the water off as she didn't want to shower and go back to bed. 

That was a great experience.  I hope that now she has seen the convenience of the shower, she will continue to do that on a regular basis.  Hopefully you do too, to have fun, but also to encourage her.    No reason to trek downstairs when there is a perfectly good shower.

In the past I have stayed in places that have a shower or sink in the room but no toilet, I always use whatever facility is available to pee rather than trek to a communal toilet.   No point in having to put clothes on and grab your keys and walk down the corridor when there is a shower or sink available.   The same applies for you at home - if the upstairs bathroom doesn't have a toilet then the shower works perfectly well.

4 hours ago, pguy2981 said:

A true patriot right here fellas. As an american myself, my first instinct would be to whip out google translate and google lens. Yeah I could learn the basics of a new language but in the case that I get overwhelmed and my knowledge doesn't protect me like it should, I would want something quick and dirty to help me out...like finding a bathroom for starters.

Remember that if you ask for a bathroom in the UK or Europe you are likely to be pointed in the direction of a room with a bath, so unless you want to pee in the bath, then you might like to use the word toilet or the equivalent in the relevant country.  Be careful you translate the correct word as, for example, in French, bathroom translates to “salle de bain” (room of bath) so you need to translate toilet which gives you “toilettes”.  Similarly with restroom.  That is a place to rest or relax and would translate to “salle de repos”.     

That's ridiculous, although not the first time I've heard it.  Surely littering constitutes leaving something which is not meant to be in the environment, doesn't degrade quickly and is unsightly as well as potentially needing to be cleaned up.   Pissing in the countryside is the only option if you are out for more than a couple of hours, it soaks into the ground almost immediately, actually assists nature and is exactly what every other animal does.   The only way I could possibly see the littering charge being used would be if that tissue, tampons, pads or packaging of such items were left on the ground by the pisser.   

The Cambridge Dictionary defines litter as "small pieces of rubbish that have been left lying on the ground in public places".   I don't think you could include a liquid in that.   Even if it were coffee, tea, or water, it wouldn't be litter.    If it were oil then that wouldn't be litter but it would be pollution.  

Sounds like they just want to find something to stop a behaviour they don't want and they are clutching at straws.

On 1/26/2024 at 7:25 AM, vanessa9 said:

Several things actually.

The fun - you know, going out with friends, and "I dare you to use the urinal"

The voyeur / exhibitionist side of me, and the pleasure to pee beside guys, to watch and show, it really turns me on

Convenience, not having to wait long queues, specially at concerts, outdoor events...

Urinals are sometimes cleaner than some stalls in the ladies, specially in pubs, night clubs (you wouldn't believe)

Refusing to pay to pee in places where urinals are free but you have to insert a coin to enter the stalls

 

Love your reasoning @vanessa9.  I have several times seen ladies in the gents toilets at big events where the queues for the ladies are long, but each time they are queuing for the cubicles although they seem to be quite happy watching the guys using the urinals whilst the wait!   I would love it if one time a lady came in and used the urinal for a change, that would be fantastic.

As for pay toilets - I totally agree with @WateryMoose that I would find an alleyway or other place rather than paying to pee.  I know I am a guy, but I think ladies should also boycott paid toilets and pee outside as needed.  It is certainly not fair that ladies have to pay to pee and guys get outdoor urinals for free, so I'd actively encourage a lady to use the urinals if they could.  

I have only seen it twice - once was in London with a urinal which is enclosed on two sides and has a grate on the floor.   I saw a lady with her bum pushed into the space hovering over the grate.   Here is an example of the type of facility:

The other time I didn't actually see the peeing - oh to have been a few minutes earlier....  There were a some of the urinals with four positions in a fenced area next to the portaloos at mini festival event last year.  I saw a woman walking out of the area.   I don't know if she used the urinals or just went in there and squatted in a corner on the grass.   Either way, she was bold to go into the area knowing that there would be a good few men in there peeing.  That was this type:

And there is a very public urinal in Vauxhall, London where a friend of mine tells me his wife had a pee.   She didn't use the actual urinal though - she just went inside and squatted and pissed on the floor.  Here it is:

As you can see, very little privacy, but I understand that she squatted against the middle panel so not actually in the urinal at all, but slightly hidden from passers by unless they looked over the wall.  Her slight shielding was apparently more important to her than worrying about pissing on the floor.  To be fair, it doesn't say that this one is limited to use by men and there is a rubbish bag on the outside which a lady can put her used tissue in.

Brilliant night @Great Horned Owl.   I wonder whether your fiancé's sister had informed her of your interest in peeing - the fact that she asked you to go into the toilet and help her take her nylons/tights down and then wasn't bothered at all about you staying in there with her.   For her then to ask you to wipe her and pull her tights back up as well.  She may have just been steaming drunk and not caring about anything and not being at all capable and I could certainly see that in that condition a girl might not care about making you leave the room first, but to actually ask you to wipe her, must have indicated some level of interest/acceptance of the situation.  If she was just drunk and not caring then she would probably have stumbled off the toilet trying to pull up her tights without even worrying about wiping.

You didn't mention any knickers/panties - does that mean she wasn't wearing any and only had fishnets on under her skirt?

I take it that the fact that she just started pissing the instant she sat (or fell) onto the seat and kept talking to you means that you didn't feel the need to leave her to it.  I must admit, that I would also have stayed and enjoyed the view in that circumstance.   I would normally be a gent and offer privacy and hope that the girl might say not to worry, but being that she kept talking to you, I would take that as an invitation to stay.   I have had that before now with girls that I've caught pissing outside - I apologise to them for interrupting them and they say oh don't worry and then we continue to have a conversation whilst the girl keeps peeing.   It is very much a case of reading the situation. 

A great experience @swekiss.   I agree with @gldenwetgoose that I never come up with the right words quickly enough in a pee related situation.  

However in hindsight I would suggest it would be an easy get out - you only needed to say "Be careful in there, someone has made a right mess.  I even had to wipe the seat before I could go."  That would totally deflect the blame away from you and alert him to what he was expecting to see.   Anyway, you got away with it and that's the main thing.

On 1/24/2024 at 1:07 AM, crazypdawg81 said:

Peeing-Outdoors.com has a disclaimer that the women agreed to be recorded but I don't honestly think they actually are aware because they blur the women's faces

I don't see how they could possibly say that they had agreement from everyone in the Peeing-Outdoors videos.   Firstly there are far too many people, secondly some of them are trying to at least make some semblance at hiding, thirdly some of the cameras are obviously static and presumably covertly placed and finally, are they saying that they see someone running into a corner or behind a bin and say "Excuse me, do you mind me following you and recording you peeing in public?" No way.  

The better defence is that they re filming in a public place where the individuals have chosen to pee within sight and therefore don't have any expectation of privacy.  

There are some places where the filming is behind a long line of portaloos.   I can just imagine someone standing at the end of the row of portaloos, inviting girls to save on queuing time by peeing behind the toilets, but by the way the cost of doing so is that we will be filming in the area and you may end up on the internet.   Would there be anything like as many girls that head there and pee anyway?   I'm not so sure they would - although they must know that there is a risk involved and they just don't care because they want to pee.

43 minutes ago, puddyls said:

i felt so naughty and provocative. the only place i really was exposed was where i went to breakfast. like it was very obvious the guys behind the counter could see, and looked. they even refused to let me pay. haha. but then again there was passing traffic when i went to the ATM, and also was caught by a neighbor when i got the mail. 

So, you know that the breakfast crew enjoyed the view.   You also now know that you can repeat going there sans panties without fear of recrimination from them and you might get more free breakfasts.  Win, Win.

Being spotted by the neighbour is great - was it a male or female neighbour and did they give any reaction?   Hopefully they enjoyed the view.  I'd love to have a neighbour like you.

With that top on, you didn't even cover yourself when stood up.   With a longer top you could be covered whilst walking and "accidentally" flash when bending over or sitting down, but that is a blatant "I know you can see me and I love it" outfit.   Brilliant.  You are so brave to do that.

15 hours ago, Mattew said:

Other than that, on my morning run, at times I would hear loud hissing noises from behind bushes alongwith ruffling of clothes. 

Almost makes me want to take up running.

I drink a lot, so whilst I have a reasonable sized bladder it is quite common for me to pee around 8 to 10 times a day.   

I tend to drink tea in a pint mug and have about 5 of those plus three pints of water, then I might have a beer or hot chocolate in the evening.  So that is about 9 pints in and 9 pints out.

It seems to me that this would be a great idea for use where you want to be able to pee but there are no facilities or drains.  For example, you could install one in your garage or shed with the pipe routed through a hole in the shed floor or the side wall or under the garage door.   You could even install one in your home office or bedroom with the pipe drilled through the wall and protruding a few inches beyond the wall to pour out and fall to the ground, or have a longer pipe outside leading to a drain or put into a hole in the ground.

if you have a boat, this could be rigged in the cabin with the pipe leading overboard.  It would be more efficient than the bucket and chuck it method.

If you have a caravan without a toilet, this would work well.  You could exit the pipe through the floor or lead it into the sink plumbing.  Then again, you could just pee in the sink in the caravan.

The options are many and varied.  It is a simple but effective design.

Only just found this thread, so I'm late to the (Christmas) party.  However, love the theme and the stories, especially the Night before Christmas @Kupar and the vicar and the WI chair @gldenwetgoose.  Both very imaginative and well written.

Just now, gldenwetgoose said:

You know that I know of a medium sized event which takes place in northern England.  Very much aligned with your hobbies, but on a smaller scale and less exuberant such that chances of pee sightings aren't that good. xx

Indeed I do, but it is always on a Bank Holiday weekend when I have to attend our own location.   Also, if I did visit, Mrs A would want to come too and that would further reduce the chances of any sightings.   

We did go to ALSO festival last year and have booked to go again, but it is a very small event and I didn't see any peeing there other than my own and the once that I persuaded Mrs A to pee in the awning of the caravan.

I went to a small local event on my own.  It had way too many toilets, but I still saw a few ladies peeing outside.   I wrote about it at the time.   I might try and do that again, but I'd also like to try and visit a larger festival.   Maybe Boom Town which is in Winchester, not a huge distance from me.  I'm also thinking about other small events which might have an imbalanced ratio of people to toilets.

15 hours ago, Kupar said:

I *must* get to Roskilde one day!

I would absolutely go if I could, but realistically I wouldn't be able to come up with a good excuse for going and my wife would definitely not approve if I said I was going to see girls peeing.   And I don't tend to go to music events here so it would be very out of character for me to go to Roskilde.   I am thinking about whether I could get to any decent size festivals in the UK this year though.

33 minutes ago, Kupar said:

Main chat window seems down again this morning @Admin

Yep agree - I can't see it on my PC or phone.  I did wonder if someone temporarily disabled it due to all the bots posting continuously in there.

I agree that it looks like it is a popular pee spot.   Could be that it is a convenient corner with just enough privacy to tempt people with a full bladder when they get off the train or when they are waiting for the train.   As others have said, probably a mix of men and women.   If there is a definite smell there then it is likely a regular spot that has been used for some time.   It would take several pees over time to build up the aroma.

On 12/30/2023 at 4:27 PM, Peter16 said:

Should I have pissed myself?“ I didn‘t know what to answer but I was really turned on by the situation.

You definitely should have said something to confirm she did the right thing.  Something like: “Of course not!  Better to pee outside quickly than to piss yourself, especially as it would be obvious what happened and you would get cold very quickly”

lovely sighting and if, as you said, she is not averse to peeing outside when necessary then just keep her relaxed about it and show her that you don’t mind at all.

A great experience, but did she return the favour and pee for you?

Also, did you ever talk about what happened once you were sobered up?

Only just got to this, but @gldenwetgoose, that was fantastic.   As ever, you put so much detail into the narrative and have a style which is easy to read and enjoy the events unfolding.   Loved the way you built it with one thing after another and then the release but only short lived, leading to other releases and then the ultimate bladder emptying in the bathroom.

Brilliant!

On 12/17/2023 at 8:09 PM, PrincessApricot said:

I was with a group of four other students outside a building at night, hosting a fundraiser. We weren’t close friends and only knew each other through the charity. It was a winter evening, so it was already dark outside. One of the girls I was volunteering with said she had to pee and stood up to leave. About half a minute later, we heard a loud hissing and a faint splatter. Unfortunately it was too dark to see anything other than the outline of her squatting low to the ground about 15 feet away. The rest of us were quite taken aback! (I was also secretly a little jealous and wished I had to pee too.)

Love the fact that she announced what she was doing and presumably you all knew there were no toilets available, then she peed just 15 feet away without bothering to go further or be more discrete.  She is obviously relaxed about it.

It is Christmas Day (Happy Christmas) and after the day of eating and generally socialising in the house I decided I needed a bit of fresh air. I asked my wife if she wanted to go for a walk but she didn’t so I went for a short walk myself.

I there is a railway bridge near me that has two arches.  One over a road and the other is a walkway.  The walkway is just off a roundabout.  I went into the archway and peed against the wall and on the floor.  Some cars passed the end of the arch, but I doubt if they noticed me peeing there in the shadows. 

@pissy_nerd01, I don’t generally feel shame, but I do sometimes feel guilty after some of my pee activities.  This is especially if I have peed somewhere that others might be inconvenienced by. I know what you mean about feelings changing after having come.   I guess I have got passed a lot of it by taking the approach that I often enjoy my peeing but don’t masturbate to coming afterwards.  That seems to make it less of a guilt feeling because I am still turned on by it.

I have had situations in hotels where I have made a mess and then cum.  Sometimes that can lead me to feeling guilty and cleaning up straight away as best I can.