Bacardi

Yeah. I feel like I should have gone back to clarify but i was too annoyed by the fact that I accidentally posted it before it was finished lol. I don't think that he saw me either.

Good evening friends! Got a story for ya! I've lived in my home (a second story condo) for 3 years now and have never caught sight of anyone peeing anywhere, which is kinda disappointing cause I used to live in a real high class city with a bunch of stuck up old people and would never tolerate anyone peeing anywhere but a toilet. I live in the very last building on the road and directly next to it is another apartment complex. Between the buildings is a small forest, but they aren't very dense because even during the spring I can see straight into the other buildings. Anyway, L

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If I had a maid to clean up after me absolutely lol. My house is all hardwood and tile and unfortunately I like peeing on carpets the most. But if no one would judge me and my house would take minimal damage I'd totally pee anywhere no questions asked.

Idk what I would do without my daily Facebook laugh.

I know you don't find this funny goose but I do cause I'm also a serial sleep talker and sleep walker lol. My husband tells me all about the crazy things I say in my sleep and I can assure you it probably wasn't about what you think! And even if it was like you said she forgot. My husband tells me he's had full blown conversations with me while I was sleeping and I neverrrr remember them!

My niche is peeing on carpets! Enjoyable because: The sound 🥴 The freedom The mess lol Less enjoyable because: Clean up Smell The damage done over time. I dont even have carpet in my house 😭😭

I was gonna ask what do you expect lol. When my friends get together in one place things get nasty in the best way 🍆

I had a dream last night that Dr. Feely (remember him everyone?) took me and all of his assistants at his office to a meeting out of town in regards to his profession. There's a word for it. Like a convention, I think, but for doctors lol. We all got a hotel and as we were checking in the other people he brought paired off to share a room but then it came down to me and him. He asked me if I wanted my own room and I told him we could share to save him money, and he got us a hotel room with two rooms somehow. I guess in my dream he was still married and that's why, but we still ended up i

Mamadori, I'll sit on Florida man's face and you sit on his dick and you and I can make out on top 🥹🫶🏼

Me and who? Cause happy birthday 🎂 🍑

Are you sure it wasn't because it was too incriminating?

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/ZztNM1kgHXEMJcU6/?mibextid=D5vuiz POV: you just made a meet up post on Peefans. @gldenwetgoose

Tbh most men I know, including the two that I live with, sit to pee. I'm ever so grateful for that cause the few times my son has stood to pee he gets pee everywhere. I taught him if that happens he needs to clean it up and he hasn't stood since then 🤣 I can also think of a few men I've met here who enjoy squatting to pee and it gives them sexual pleasure.

Now now. Plenty of Bacardi to go around lol.

Would you still love me even if I had no boobies and no butt?

I mean I do love a good golden shower 🤷🏽‍♀️ and a proud Pisces ♓️

@MidoriLemonade85 is this true? Lmao.

It be like that sometimes lol. I bet I could make it 5 😁

I would say yes lol. Doesn't really matter the context but if I hear "pee" or "wee" it always puts me in a good mood.

Love the first photo 😍 the thought of you standing in front of an open window looking out while having a pee on your carpet is a lovely image.

@Apollon I generated this on bing the other day cause the idea of a headstone shaped as a toilet randomly popped back into my mind. You brought this thread back to life just in time.