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spywareonya

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  1. This is worthy of the best psychiatrist An incredibly subtle advice @will64 WIDER push wider not push "away" It's beautiful
  2. Great advice boy!!! Indeed good season is coming and we should drink more ahahahahah!!!
  3. It's a Tricky trick, I did myself sometimes ahahahah Thea is also a good excusation…. unless you find a moron that fears thea can stain things and asks you to clean up!!!
  4. It's Spring Equinox!!! With Fullmoon too!!! Happy kisses to you all!!!
  5. Concerts are the best The only thing I am sad about is that recently girls got more shy even at them Back in my golden years, I remember concerts with girls pissing EVERYWHERE high squat and pussies for all to see, people passing by and watching them while drinking beer and smoking ahahahah I did it myself, just pissing among the crowd during the actual concert, even indoor, not only in outdoor grass fields Sometimes I even peed more or less on people's bags left on the floor near their feet… they likely did non expected girls to piss there… serve them right!!
  6. I was just laughig with my pals about the fact 4 out of 5 members are from UK ahahahha
  7. Will, I am not playing with your feelings Even in PM with me people are impressed by you and don't stop admiring what you are doing The truth is that everybody got a personal demon they share an uneasy truce with You defied yours This is incredible
  8. Oh this is delightful The only sad things is that everytime I read this delicious accounts, people Always clarify EX partner Why a boy should ever break up with a hot slut like you?! It's absurd Was I to have a lover like you, I would never renounce that eheheheh Or did something very bad happened?
  9. You see everybody?? ANOTHER one from UK!!!! As I said, it must be the thea AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
  10. Stop underestimate what you do Compare humans to ants and then to a theorical advanced alien races what is uh??? Guts is computed in PERCENTAGE not in amout And you are brave 100% Rare that I think that of humans
  11. I saw somebody around which is from there, beside you But fuck me if I remember who… sorry!!!
  12. Anyway, I love legs myself In a woman they are part of the silouhette and you can't actually ignore them Plus, when they are cool, they are actually AS sexy as tits and ass Once in a club I unzipped Alex and grinded against him until he actually cummed on my stockings while we were dancing in the dark… thighs can be a powerful sexual tool...
  13. The only feature where muslims are cooler than anybody else They burp to say they loved what they ate I would be invited everywhere just for people to be flattered by my thunderous burps HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mmmh, interesting I live in a small town, in the outskirt Touristical When I am away for work and sleep at my grandparent's house, it's a bigger city but I am in the outskirts too That's why I manage to piss from the window without anybody noticing me ahahahahaha
  14. Here I was slobbering already Slept just a little, not even had coffee yet, and I read THIS And was like in heaven Then I read this. Boy I can smell it since here, at an ocean of distance and you hadn't yet cooked it HAHAHAHAHAHA I ADORE them!!! And plus with all that seasoning… mmm... slob slob…
  15. The best friend a girl could have ahahahahah Anyway, about functionality, urinate is easier with a pussy, less muscles involved If we get too much strain in our bladder, we will wet. Sad but at least partially healthy If a man set his mind on holding, he will never pee unless some voluntary muscles enwrapping urethra will comply, allowed by the very mind So a man will never wet unless he at least partially desire to, even unconsciously: he will never wet by accident. This means that he can get serious damages and coul even die before his urethra do something on her o
  16. When I'm not at home I miss my neighbour flowers to piss on ahahahah!!!
  17. Just because THIS vulva is better than THAT cock But I have seen some cock pics that could make a hetero man to cower in worship ahahahahah!!! Logging out, at least I will play a bit with MY pussy ahahahah
  18. I have loved that since But I sincerily appreciate modern animated movies DVD of likely 70 minutes, with great lines and actual stories I will describe my favourites in the next days… love you all!!! Sleepy Sleepy!!!
  19. Then don't try to control them, and just cum!!! Ahahahah!!!
  20. Biologically a human is a bag that produces sweat, CO2 and shit But we are WAY Beyond that Same for the pussy The pussy is like the soul
  21. I have let my hair grow again for spiritual reasons, but I will likely shave it anew soon Pussy is delicious
  22. I am a Witch I worship Cock But pussy is great and unless the cock is the cock af a man of titanical moral stature, pussy rules
  23. I just heard one of the best lines of all Shaggy is making an unvoluntary parody of Titanic on the very edge of the bow and let out: I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!!! The Scooby pops up just ahead of him and yells: ME TOO!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  24. Stricly Scooby!!! Ahahahahahah!!!!! But you are SOOOO FUCKING RIGHT I adore it, and have watched all animated movies, some lines are hilarious, and since I love english humour, I love the silly faces Scooby and Shaggy sometimes have ahahahahaha Daphne was a great ispiration to me too (and my lesbian side wasn't impassible to her sexy attitude eheheh)
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