Starks2010

I have had this idea to purchase a cheap passenger van for less than $1,000, get it running up to par, give the interior a good cleaning, and have desperate women piss on the back seats and carpet and litter it was tissue. I would clean the van for the next encounter. Only problem. I don’t have local and reliable women to use it for that purpose. Three of my lady pissers are out of state, the local one is flaky so the van would be sitting a lot. The flaky lady pisser I even suggested using my service when she goes to an event with no facilities. I could park up and she can come use

Atlanta, GA

Can we have details about the subway pee?

My ex girlfriend and I have pretended we were out in public and I stood guard as she relieved herself on the carpet, in the corner in my living room. I remember it well because she pissed harder than usual onto the carpet. I made a comment about it and she replied, “I had to go”.

Just as a heads up, dude responses. 1. Car floor mats in my garage. 2. Junkyard cars 3. Girlfriends closet 4. Girlfriends mouth 5. Fitting room wall and carpet.

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I’m sure you did. There’s nothing like it. Many people aren’t open minded to even get pissed on, none the less drink vagina water.

Nice! A store with a nice carpeted fitting room would’ve been exciting too.

I was sitting thinking back on all the vaginas I have drank from. All 11 of them, with most of which were multiple times. My first experience of a ladies pee in my mouth was my high school girlfriend. I got her to relieve herself in a clear, 10 ounce plastic cup. I wanted her to do it in my bedroom so maybe she’d spray the floor some or over run the cup. She pissed in the cup in the bathroom, over the toilet, just about filling it. When she wasn’t around I got a mouthful of her warm, yellow tinted urine. I spit it in the sink and had a pissy after taste in my mouth. I poured the re

Any more details on the lady friends boyfriends floor?

That dude is a legend. 😂 When you see him, smile and wave.

I have heard so many sexy pee phrases over the years that I still hear in my head and they still turn me on. I had to continue in another message here. I heard a pee story from an ex back in 2000. Her and her girlfriends, two I think, left a Red Lobster restaurant to find her car wouldn’t start. She needed to pee and mentioned it to her friends. One friend responded, “Handle your business”. She then exited the vehicle, walked between the buildings, lifted her doll baby (Think I said that right, it is some form of dress), moved her thong to the side, and urinated onto the pavement. She sa

You should auction off those shoes.

I was thinking back at the sayings girlfriends have used before they relieved themselves somewhere, and how much them using those phrases turned me on. Back in 1997 a high school girlfriend and I went to an auto auction to try and find her a car. All the cars were in a warehouse and you could check them out before the auction. Most of the cars were pretty crappy. I remember her saying she had to go potty, followed by, “I should go in one of these crappy cars.” She didn’t though, she ended up pissing next to my car behind a high school. She got interrupted so she cut off her stream, shot

Very nice. Anymore details? What you had on, low squat, high squat?

Great story. A pee puddle picture would make it that much more exciting.

Great story! My kind of girl.

Once or twice a month. We’re trying to cut back.

Was hanging out with a close female friend with a large bladder. I also turned her out so she enjoys relieving herself on me, all in my mouth, every chance she gets. She likes letting it out when she’s at full capacity. She’s impressed by how quickly and easily I swallow down her piss like an airplane toilet. When I arrived she had to pee, she had been downing coconut water. I came in prepared with an oil funnel (New of course) from the auto parts store. She shook her head after seeing the funnel. She didn’t want to piss yet, said she wasn’t full enough. We did other things to pass

For next time offer to dry them. With your mouth. I have had missed opportunities myself and I learned a closed mouth doesn’t get fed, and the answer is always no until you ask.

I saw a female piss on the ground next to a porta potty, and another piss behind a porta potty while her husband stood watch. The lady who pissed on the ground next to the porta potty went into the gas station first, which had no public restrooms. She rushed out, pulls her pants down and started pissing on the pavement next to the porta potty. She was kind of out in the open so she walked sideways in the squatting position into the darkness. She didn’t wipe, just pissed, pulled up her pants, got in her car and left.

James arrives home from his trip and calls Antoinette as soon as he gets in. Antoinette is a little salty but deep down missed James as much as he missed her. Antoinette didn’t mention what she had done in their conversation. She debated with herself whether she should tell him. Eventually he was discover what they had left, she thought. Antoinette had the idea of going by when James wasn’t there and picking up her and Tanisha’s excrements. Then she thought no way was she picking up Tanisha’s waste. She didn’t want to even pick up her own. Knowing James is kind of freaky, she told

I have ideas for a part 2. James’s discovery.

This is based on a semi-true story, with a twist. Antoinette was getting frustrated with James because he was away with his family and not answering her calls, only texting her. Antoinette didn’t like that. She wanted to do something to make herself feel better but didn’t know what. Antoinette did have access to James’s house. She goes out for food and drinks with her bestie Tanisha. Tanisha fills Antoinette’s head with nonsense because she is jealous of the way James spoils Antonette. Tanisha is always trying to cause friction in the relationship between Antoinette and James s

A female friend of mine who I turned out and got into piss said she was going to drown me in her piss. She was going to drink plenty of water and to top that she was going to take a water pill. She already has a large bladder. I was eating her as she was laid out on her bed and she was getting real juicy. I soon realized she was pissing. I swallowed about 5 mouthfuls of her refreshing piss. She didn’t want to let it all go because she didn’t want to wet her bed. After the 5 mouthfuls she cut it off and held the rest. After a while she said she needed to pee. She laid a folded, thic