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Emmy and Jade made their way into the crowded bar a found two seats near the back. Again, this is Emmy.... And this is Jade.... Jade got up from her seat to purchase a drink for both her and her friend. "Hey 2 beers please." She said to the handsome bartender. He gave her a wink and grabbed her hand before speaking. "Sure babe it's on the house." He replied as Jade snatched her hand back from his grasp. He turned around and handed her two glasses filled to the top with beer. "You're not gonna tell me your name sexy?" He asked with a

Three Naughty Pee Hotties Rachel invited her friends Natalie, Dianne and Christina over for their weekly book club meeting. As the ladies gather in the family room, her nineteen year-old son, Jason, a community college student, was out mowing their lawn as well as old Mrs. Jenkins' yard next door. Settling in and sipping coffee, the ladies began a discussion about their current favorite book over coffee. Upon finishing the lawns an hour and a half later, Jason came in and headed upstairs to take a shower, only then becoming aware of his mothers' friends being there. At this point,

You know you are a pee fan when.. Sephora provides a snapshot of herself (wink!)

So last night my internet wasn't working rightand no videos would load. Idk about anyone else but my favorite thing to do to get ready for bed is to get off. The only thing that helps me cum is piss. I love piss so much. And i got a naughty idea that i have a blanket in my closet i need to wash any ways what a little pee going to hurt. But as a female i love the challenege of standing and aiming and the sound piss makes hitting the wall makes me so fucking horny. So i got myself out of bed already naked, picked a wall in my closet and moved the blanket over. I spread my legs and

I would appoint this performance artist as Minister for Arts and Culture..... And her brief would be to encourage performance art stage performances like this....... Sculpture like this..... Drawings like this...... And paintings like this......

Emmy and Jade had their whole weekend planned out. This is Emmy.... And this is Jade....... Every year during spring break, they would go to a hotel for the entire week. They'd been doing it since their freshman year of college and now they were juniors. They couldn't think of a better way to spend their vacation than with each other. "Jadey pooh! Don't forget your inhaler. You almost died on me last time." Jade rolled her eyes at her friends silly remark and zipped up her suitcase. "Hey I wasn't the one smoking cigarettes a

You know you are a pee fan when you see girls doing stuff like this........ ......and instead of thinking, "Dirty cows! Ought to be arrested and fined".....you think, "Wow, sexy as fuck! I want them to do that in my living room/on my bed/all over me." Lol

Has anyone else heard of the Road Trip Potty? It's a portable, leak-resistant bathroom for girls when finding an accessible restroom is not feasible. This is what it looks like.

So as I go into bathrooms I constantly see piss on the seats and of corse floors,now tonight in a crowded bathroom the one i went into there was piss all over the seat and some dribble on the floor i was going to put mine on ... buttttt into got this idea the drove me wild. I sat on the seat so I had the one who left it on me. I sat there ands listed to others and I masturbated. Than got up and pissed all over the seat and floor.

a picture like this turns you on.

The Road Trip Potty is for sale and you can buy it now. Here's what the actual product looks like.

You know you're a pee fan when you wish that every girl you meet would do this on your sofa.

Independence Day boating mishap So for the Fourth of July festivities, our friends invited us and two other couples out on their boat to watch the fireworks. Our plans were that we all would pack a cooler with picnic food to share and a second cooler with drinks. We all met up around noon at the boat docks in our small town. Alot of people usually go out on the river to see the fireworks show, so we decided to meet early to beat the crowd. About quarter after twelve, John pulled in with the boat. The guys loaded all of the coolers and all of our other belongings onto t

Ah, but I'm the dictator, so only I decide what's fair in my nation. And no one peeing in public has any right to privacy. In private, people would of course be free to pee on their own - wherever they like - or in the presence of invited guests if they prefer. Anyone not liking the rules will be free to emigrate or not come to live in my nation in the first place, lol

Incidentally, this is what a typical stage performance at a Rihanna concert might look like in my Pee State Republic...... And this will be my national flag.....

My chancellor would use taxation, state aid and tax incentives to encourage naughty peeing behaviour. Only a very small number of toilets per public establishment would be tax exempt. All others - in workplaces, hotels, guest houses, pubs, bars, nightclubs, swimming baths, saunas, cinemas, gyms, libraries, etc, etc would be very heavily taxed to discourage them. Private urinals would be banned altogether. Though fully public ones, open to full public view, would be permissible and tax exempt, but also be unisex by law - ladies could use them as well as men. It would be totally legal to film an

I've seen the image below used for "thanks" on another site. What do you think?

In MY country,there is a "Minister of Female resources".This is tasked with making sure that women get equal pay,conditions etc.That the penalties for rape etc are has harsh as possible under the law,minimum of 15 years.Makes sure that the price of sanitary products is kept to a bare minimum,no VAT etc.Also,it does demographics.Upon reaching the age of 21,girls are legally required to send full body pictures,in bikinis to the Ministry.These are returned in due course. Then my civil servants go through such pictures,trying to find the most lovely etc.Then a short list is made,of about 30.T

I do like this 1900s porn.An age where such pictures would have been like gold.We take our porn for granted these days,but even when i was a young lad,it was very hard to find REAL pornography.

Have given some more thought to what I'd do as dictator. I would set up the pee porn equivalent of the Oscars - the Wet Oscars, or Woscars. There would be a Woscar for best male pee performer, best female pee performer, best pee porn producer. Best pee porn movie. Best supporting pisser. Best pee porn script. Lifetime achievement Woscar in the realm of pee. Best lesbian scene. Best straight scene. And (just to be inclusive) best gay scene. Best screenwork. Best sound quality. Best naughty pissing scene. Best wetting scene. Best foreign production. Privately, I'd offer Shakira £2

Each to their own.Im not.I certainly believe it should be illegal on children,purely on religious grounds,unless strictly for medical reasons.If the child wants to have it,wait until its at least 18.