Pissing while hard

[Admin 14,791]

You're hard and need to pee - what do you do?

 

Do you have your own tactic, or is this a situation where it's best to skip using the toilet completely?  

 

[Scot_Lover 1,878]

Lol, just wait a minute. Standing in the cold works well.

 

[ndr1968pz 149]

When it's happened to me, I've always gone for a version of the "frog" depicted above.  It's weird. When I'm half asleep with a bursting full bladder like that, stiff and standing up like a board, it's no problem to pee away. 

Now, fast forward to later in the morning, masturbating, watching porn on the computer, good wood, full bladder.  I would love to deliberately pee with a hard on, but being fully awake, I can't.  What's up with that?  I watch porn star guys do it all the time.  Why can't I?  I've never been able to understand this.  Sure wish there was some way to overcome this.

Edited March 11, 2018 by ndr1968pz

[Sephora 2,372]

Hahahahahahah  oh my, that must be an issue for you guys. The superman position cracked me up. lolol

[F.W 5,734]

Its something affects you when younger mainly.I remember its actually quite pleasant,if tricky to direct..Worse is priapism,when your erection doesnt immediately subside after ejaculating.I think most guys get this a little at some time.With a g/f once it went after about an hour and 2 ejaculations..maybe the first doesnt quite empty the system or something and its natures way of telling you to do the job properly.

[lovestoseepee 297]

haha good chart. I find the Frog works for me.

[PissDude 479]

If I have an erection raging that hard and a bladder that has to empty this damned second, I'll either grab a bottle if I have an empty nearby, or I'll piss in the shower. If I have enough "alone time" where I can spend several hours drinking and indulging, I'll keep a bottle nearby that I can piss into. That way I can wait until the last second. I also don't empty; I just let out enough to take the pressure off. 

[ndr1968pz 149]

15 hours ago, PissDude said:

I also don't empty; I just let out enough to take the pressure off.

I use this technique a lot.  It can get you wanting to pee every 10 minutes or so if done properly.  What fun!

[removedunknown 212]

On 3/18/2018 at 12:32 PM, F.W said:

Its something affects you when younger mainly.

I agree with that. I remember that I never managed to piss with the hard morning erection of a teenager. And they always last so long at that young age. ♂️
Nowadays I can piss with a hard cock without any problems. I don't mind. My position would be similar to that of the frog. 🙂

(Pic: The Morningwood I had to piss with just half an hour ago. 😜)

[Jonjet0208 691]

If I’m trying for the toilet, I’m definitely the ‘lunge’ 

if I’m peeing first thing with morning wood, I can pee hard/semi hard but I need to just let it go where it wants, so shower works well for that one. 

[Cuckoo42 1,274]

On 2/28/2018 at 11:30 PM, Admin said:

You're hard and need to pee - what do you do?

 

Do you have your own tactic, or is this a situation where it's best to skip using the toilet completely?  

 

I would pee in the shower, up the wall, then rinse the wall down with the shower head.

[speedy3471 10,655]

When I have to piss with morning wood I walk out onto the deck, grab hold of my cock and piss everywhere hahahaha. If it's to cold outside(-35C or colder) I like to use the shower. Sometimes I aim for the sink hahahaa😜