Post about your pee!

[Sophie 24,371]

Thought I'd mix it up a little and give you guys a live account of my latest (probably not greatest) wee! Unfortunately I cannot type at superhuman speeds so I'm jotting notes and turning them into fully legible sentences afterwards.

It's been about 5 hours since I've had a wee and I'm going to bed soon so I figured this would be a good time to empty my bladder. I'm heading upstairs now as I type this, somehow not tripping on the stairs and walking across the landing to my bathroom. My daughter is asleep but could wake up at any time so I've closed the door behind me but not locked it.

I've just hitched up my loose skirt to around my waist and pulled down my thong to my knees as I've sat down . I can already feel myself about to pee. Yep! I've been sitting for about five seconds and just started a gentle trickle. It feels so lovely to get some relief. I'm typing on my phone with one hand and idly snapping the elastic of my underwear against my leg.

I've been weeing for about 30 seconds and it's slowing down to a dribble now so I'm going to get some toilet paper to wipe with. Wrapping it around my fingers twice, tearing it off before sliding it off my hand and reaching between my legs to wipe front to back.

I'm nice and clean again so I've just stood up , pulling up my underwear at the same time and adjusting them a little . I've just flushed and I'm going to wash my hands before posting this. I hope you enjoy!

[Andrew S 87]

Lovely account of your pee.Very descriptive.Almost as if I was in there with you.Glad you had a nice relaxing pee.

[Andrew S 87]

5 hours ago, Sophie said:

Thought I'd mix it up a little and give you guys a live account of my latest (probably not greatest) wee! Unfortunately I cannot type at superhuman speeds so I'm jotting notes and turning them into fully legible sentences afterwards.

IIt's been about 5 hours since I've had a wee and I'm going to bed soon so I figured this would be a good time to empty my bladder. I'm heading upstairs now as I type this, somehow not tripping on the stairs and walking across the landing to my bathroom. My daughter is asleep but could wake up at any time so I've closed the door behind me but not locked it.

I've just hitched up my loose skirt to around my waist and pulled down my thong to my knees as I've sat down . I can already feel myself about to pee. Yep! I've been sitting for about five seconds and just started a gentle trickle. It feels so lovely to get some relief. I'm typing on my phone with one hand and idly snapping the elastic of my underwear against my leg.

I've been weeing for about 30 seconds and it's slowing down to a dribble now so I'm going to get some toilet paper to wipe with. Wrapping it around my fingers twice, tearing it off before sliding it off my hand and reaching between my legs to wipe front to back.

I'm nice and clean again so I've just stood up , pulling up my underwear at the same time and adjusting them a little . I've just flushed and I'm going to wash my hands before posting this. I hope you enjoy!

 

[Jpee72 45]

 So nothing special I was sitting on the back patio at my apartment looking at pic and reading treads when I realize I need to go. So instead of walking inside I just pulled my short leg up pulled IT out and just went on the patio. I was not a lot of pee but a lot fun doing it. Some splash on leg. I forgot to shake it to so more run done my leg.

[PissFanOmega 206]

So, as I was thinking about going to bed, I had to piss, so I sat on the floor and tried a new approach (I usually stand), what resulted was an intense feeling of pleasure i didn't know I could experience. It was like part of my body was holding it back, but at points, it would push it out of me in long spurts, which ended up making me horny again. So, I think from now on, that's what I'll do. If anyone wants to see the resulting mess, just let me know and i'll post it somewhere.

[Sophie 24,371]

Had a wee outside on a walk this morning! I usually enjoy a morning run but I didn't really feel like it today so I walked the same route instead. About half way into the walk I felt the need to pee but ignored it, figuring I'd be able to make it home. The feeling  was getting stronger and stronger as I kept walking. By around 3/4 I was getting rather desperate and I found the perfect place to empty my bladder. I could have made it home but why not have a naughty wee and walk the rest in comfort?

I ducked into the alley and pulled down my shorts to mid thigh as I crouched. Seconds later I started peeing, splashing my shoes a little as it bounced off the concrete. There was a little trickle running away from me and I loved watching it, knowing anyone walking through the alley later would see it first and then the puddle. I went for about 40 seconds and then stood up , taking my time to pull up my shorts so I could make the most of the moment. Then I walked home with a huge smile on my face. Nobody I passed knew why I was so happy.

[glad1 2,831]

1 hour ago, Sophie said:

I could have made it home but why not have a naughty wee and walk the rest in comfort?

That's exactly what I say most days. Great to see you made the most of your moment, too.

[Sexismygod 1,782]

On 31/08/2017 at 1:06 PM, Sophie said:

I went for about 40 seconds and then stood up , taking my time to pull up my shorts so I could make the most of the moment.

Oh to have been a passing stranger in those magic 40 seconds.  ?

[Sophie 24,371]

So, this happened after work today and is very similar to some other things I've posted but I wanted to share it with you :)

I was back at work today after a 6 week break and the time off has completely messed with my toilet schedule. I found myself getting needing to pee at the worst possible time where a break wasn't around for another 30-90 minutes, Things did improve as the day went on but I was still getting desperate more often than before. 

I went to the loo at just after 3:30 and spent the next hour and a half drinking plenty of coffee and doing paperwork, knowing I would be able to go to the loo whenever I wanted at that point. But I didn't go, instead I waited until I got home. That was almost a mistake. By 5pm I was desperate for a wee and drove home, getting more desperate by the minute. By the time I got home i was absolutely bursting. I let myself in, kicked off my heels and ran upstairs to the bathroom. Running probably wasn't the best idea because as I reached the top step and began to scurry across the landing I started peeing! Not a little leak either, it was a full stream. 

I pushed the bathroom door behind me and sat on the toilet, fully clothed, and just let go. I couldn't hold back a sigh of sheer relief as I let go properly with a hiss. The amazing feeling of relief alongside feeling my butt getting wet, a loud tinkle filling the room. It was incredible. I went for about 30-40 seconds, completely soaking my knickers and the back of my skirt. Then I got changed into something much more comfortable and spent time with my family. Nobody knew... until now!

[F.W 5,734]

When i get in bursting,i tend to run upstairs,but i get my willy in my hand,and hold it as it fills up at the end,i know it takes me about 10 seconds to get there..then as i get to the loo,let it go,splash,oh the relief!!Obviously girls might be unable to hold their pee temporarily this way...

[Sophie 24,371]

1 minute ago, fannywatcher said:

Obviously girls might be unable to hold their pee temporarily this way...

I could try, but I feel it will just run through my fingers 

[F.W 5,734]

Is this just me............?Has anyone ever peed into a glass jug etc,just to see what your urine looks like?Its often not always 100% clear sometimes with tiny floaty bits etc.Or is just me?

[glad1 2,831]

24 minutes ago, fannywatcher said:

When i get in bursting,i tend to run upstairs,but i get my willy in my hand,and hold it as it fills up at the end,i know it takes me about 10 seconds to get there..then as i get to the loo,let it go,splash,oh the relief!!Obviously girls might be unable to hold their pee temporarily this way...

Often I do much the same. When I've gone past the point where I can hold, I let my fingers do the holding for me. I have no idea what I'd do without something to grab onto. Girls, any suggestions?

[glad1 2,831]

27 minutes ago, fannywatcher said:

Is this just me............?Has anyone ever peed into a glass jug etc,just to see what your urine looks like?Its often not always 100% clear sometimes with tiny floaty bits etc.Or is just me?

Fanny, I'm sure it's just you!

As one always concerned about my health, I'll often monitor my urine for color, volume, aroma and clarity. And when I play the role of doctor, I recommend others do the same. 

While I can make a froth worthy of the finest lagers, I've yet to come up with floaty bits. Perhaps it's all in your imagination or you need to get your eyes checked. Of course, you're welcome to get a second opinion.

[Sephora 2,372]

14 hours ago, fannywatcher said:

Is this just me............?Has anyone ever peed into a glass jug etc,just to see what your urine looks like?Its often not always 100% clear sometimes with tiny floaty bits etc.Or is just me?

Oh my, yeah ! lolol  I was amazed at times how little yellow there was, well coming from someone that drink a lot of water, I am not surprised. It is actually very rare that I had my pee a dark yellow.

[F.W 5,734]

Sephora,a pity we cant each fill a jug and look at each others pee.(I would look away OF COURSE,as you filled your jug,yeah right..)

[Sephora 2,372]

5 hours ago, fannywatcher said:

Sephora,a pity we cant each fill a jug and look at each others pee.(I would look away OF COURSE,as you filled your jug,yeah right..)

Hahahahah  together perhaps not, but we can and take a picture ^wink^

[PissDude 479]

On 9/5/2017 at 4:37 PM, fannywatcher said:

Is this just me............?Has anyone ever peed into a glass jug etc,just to see what your urine looks like?Its often not always 100% clear sometimes with tiny floaty bits etc.Or is just me?

I usually keep a Gatorade bottle around, so when I'm home alone and really have to take a leak, I can "measure" it. 

[steve25805 125,854]

My last pee took place in the bath. I was in it at the time.

[Sophie 24,371]

4 minutes ago, steve25805 said:

My last pee took place in the bath. I was in it at the time.

I've peed in the bath a few times but never while I was in it. The shower however...

[steve25805 125,854]

Just now, Sophie said:

I've peed in the bath a few times but never while I was in it. The shower however...

If you ever want some quick naughty fun with no more clean up other than a quick rinse, you could always squat and pee in the shower anytime even when otherwise NOT in it.

In actual fact, either because the toilet is in use or simply out of convenience, I have often heard of ladies peeing in the shower instead, none of them - as far as I knew - actually into peeing for pleasure.

I remember one drinking session I was at when a lot younger in this couple's flat. Curiously, their flat had everything including bathroom with shower and sink, but no toilet! Instead there was a communal toilet outside the flat and up some stairs, all way too much hassle. So the guys were told they could just pee in the sink, whilst the girls used the shower.

 

[Sophie 24,371]

I pee in the shower every morning :) I should have made my previous post more clear.

I've peed in the shower a couple of times at parties where like you said, the toilet was occupied. I did once hop up on the sink and immediately climbed off because I didn't trust it to stay on the wall.

[F.W 5,734]

I once peed in the sink at a party at a girls house,just to mark my territory as it were...just hung it over the rim there you go...i DID swill it away,but i made my point.

[steve25805 125,854]

On ‎16‎/‎09‎/‎2017 at 4:49 PM, Sophie said:

I pee in the shower every morning :) I should have made my previous post more clear.

I've peed in the shower a couple of times at parties where like you said, the toilet was occupied. I did once hop up on the sink and immediately climbed off because I didn't trust it to stay on the wall.

Well, I woke up this morning needing a pee.....and thought it would be more interesting to piss in my bathroom sink! Which is what I did. But as a guy, I don't have to worry about getting up on it. I just stand in front of it and aim my dick. Would have been nice having a lady help me out with that though, lol.

I remember one party I was at where - in the aftermath - a large puddle of piss was discovered on the linoleum floor right outside the bathroom door! The fact that it was all in a puddle on the floor with no signs of it splashing anywhere else - which it would have done if peed from height by a standing guy - led us to conclude that it was probably one of the girls who did this.

[Sophie 24,371]

I wet myself today!

I came home from work bursting for a pee, kicked off my shoes and headed upstairs to the bathroom. Just as I reached the top of the stairs my husband was leaving and saw I was desperate. He deliberately blocked the door! "Aww, does my sweetheart need to pee?" I said yes. "What if I don't move? If I don't let you go are you going to wet yourself?" I was jiggling about on the spot and really wanted to sit on the toilet I could see just a few feet in front of me. I asked him nicely and he just smiled "Hmm... how about... how about I'll let you go if you give me a kiss?" 

I knew he would let me go after the kiss but my bladder had other ideas and I was already dribbling uncontrollably into my knickers. So I smiled sweetly, wrapped my arms around him and gave him a big smooch, relaxing completely. I immediately started peeing properly, torrents of pee cascading down my legs and I just kept kissing him, sighing from the wonderful relief. I went for so long too and left quite a mark on the carpet. When I was finished I broke the kiss and cutely looked down at my soaking wet trousers. "Oops!" 

He helped me undress and we had an extra long shower together