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Just had a pee? Want to talk about it? Don't think it's worth a thread? Post about it here!

I'll start. I had a lovely wee about 20 minutes ago after holding it through the Formula One race and then my dinner. Nothing particularly exciting but it made a loud splash as it fell perfectly into the water below.

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This is what its all about,cant beat it!Ok,when im downstairs,my loo is upstairs,i use an old milk container,then tip it  out when i go to bed.About an hour ago...Sometimes,usually when im watching a dvd etc.Of course only if i dont have company i must add!Very convenient.:11_blush:

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We all just went, funny that when one needs to go, we all have to go. All of us plod into the bathroom, starting a pee dance line, Maigh went first, splattering loudly, gets up, a quick wipe and away to make coffee. Mary brushed me aside and quickly let loose, sighing dramatically, then she was gone. I was left to pee in not so clear water, the flushed the lot away. 

Its 7.25, Easter Monday, 7c outside with a pea souper of a fog muffling everything. It's so quite here. 

We're all back in bed, enjoying our coffee, have a great day.

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Mine was last night about 2.30am in the sink. My toilets been playing up and since I sleep naked I just walked into my ensure and used the sink. Always fun seeing my naked reflection in the mirror.  Not that I really like my body.  I'd happily swap it if it was possible.  But i love checking out my tattoos :-)

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Just got up,peed in the bucket that i use,just male laziness cant be bothered walking to loo,but as its in front of my dresser i can watch myself.This is just how my room is laid out,but its kinda fun..Didnt awake feeling naughty either today.for some reason in mornings i often do the hiss that we associate with women,then get up tip it out.Now coffee and weetabix!

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So,this morning was out early for a nice walk just a few miles N of Leeds.Very secluded countryside.Needs a wee,so under my coat,without holding it,i just let it dangle and standing still,just wee on the roadside.As i was doing it a car with 2 women in drove past,i think they didnt even realise,which is good as im not doing it to flash at people.BUT realised id weed on my coat just a bit,by not aiming,also a little on my boots.When i went again,before driving home,i found a better spot and opened my coat and held it this time.Much better!

Then a bit later on i was reading my paper,i had a wee sitting down,female style!I like this page.

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A nice spring morning here, so thought I'd take advantage of the day and catch up on the outside chores. Wasn't out there more than an hour before my bladder urgently signaled for relief from the morning coffee. Walked over to a stand of trees where I stopped, unzipped and aimed at the stones in front of me. Being I was good and full, I achieved a healthy trajectory.

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One night when I woke up to piss I went into my bathroom and didn't turn the lights on. I ended up hitting the back of the rim.

When I was staying at a friends place I had to take a piss in the middle of the night. He had his basement set up as his man cave and I was the only one awake. So I ended up having to piss and didn't want to go up the stairs because they made a lot of noise . So I thought to myself of what to do; I ended up pissing in a big bin he had in his workshop .

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On 16/04/2017 at 10:29 PM, Scot_Lover said:

We all just went, funny that when one needs to go, we all have to go. All of us plod into the bathroom, starting a pee dance line, Maigh went first, splattering loudly, gets up, a quick wipe and away to make coffee. Mary brushed me aside and quickly let loose, sighing dramatically, then she was gone. I was left to pee in not so clear water, the flushed the lot away. 

Its 7.25, Easter Monday, 7c outside with a pea souper of a fog muffling everything. It's so quite here. 

We're all back in bed, enjoying our coffee, have a great day.

It's funny how when one goes, everyone does. My sister and I used to be like that all the time. Often resulting in a race and a little scuffle on the way to the bathroom, arguing about who would get to go first. My sister ended up peeing in the bath a few times because of it. One time there was an argument and we ended up rolling on the floor together sort of wrestling. I won that battle in a couple of ways, not only did I make it to the toilet, I got to watch her soak her jeans! She didn't talk to me for the rest of the day :3_grin:

Anyway, my latest pee... I went a few minutes ago and had been holding it for quite a while, too busy enjoying a movie on the tv. My husband offered to pause it several times, and then just enjoyed watching me wriggle after I said I was fine. When it was over I jumped up, gave him a little kiss and headed upstairs. I just pushed the bathroom door behind me, not even closing it. Lifted up my dress and pulled down my knickers before throwing myself onto the toilet. After mere seconds I sighed as a torrent gushed out of me, it felt so good. I love being able to just relax and let go. It seemed to go on forever. I reached between my legs to wipe, pulled up my underwear washed my hands and left to rejoin hubby!

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The enjoyment is in the detail..very nice.I often put paper down first,even in my own house,im thinking the neighbours can hear me going.:11_blush:Especially at night when its more quiet etc.Do you like to make a splash Sophie?

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I never put down paper. This girl is loud and proud! :1_grinning:

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Last pee before bed, not particularly interesting but I thought I'd share it with you. Plenty of detail because that seems to be appreciated.

I last had a wee about two and a half hours ago and since I'm probably going to bed in a few minutes I went to the loo to empty my bladder, brush my teeth etc. I wasn't nearly as desperate this time and was much more relaxed with my relief. I closed the door behind me, not bothering to lock it because only family are here and it's only a wee.

I walked over to the toilet and turned my back to it, lifting up my dress and pulling down my pink thong as I sat. The seat was rather cold! I leaned forward a little and played with my hair, twirling it around my finger while I felt my body relaxing. After a couple of seconds I started a lovely gentle trickle, making a really cute tinkle as it hit the water below. This really wasn't a wee of necessity. I have a scratch on my thigh for some reason and I don't know how I got it. I thought maybe I had caught my leg when pulling down my underwear but it's in a really strange place. Oh well.

After about 15 seconds my stream slowed down to a dribble and I got myself some toilet paper to wipe with. Wrapping it around my fingers twice and sliding it off before reaching between my legs, wiping front to back. I reached for the waistband of my thong and pulled it up in a sort of back and forth motion as I stood, letting my dress fall, I don't really know how to describe it but you might have seen it. Just so it doesn't get twisted. I flushed the toilet and went to the sink to wash my hands, and brush my teeth.

mmm minty!

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Mine was about half an hour ago . I had been holding on for a while and was bursting for a pee and I peed straight in the toilet with a long straight flow liked the sound of it hitting the water I felt much better after 

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Several pees today - first was in the garden.  went outside wearing just a dressing gown.  sat on the swing chair which is slatted, moving the dressing gown from under me and leaving it open at the front as I like the cool morning air around me.   I was drinking amug of tea and I relaxed and peed through the slats onto the grass whilst drinking.   I didnt change position before or after peeing.

Next pee was in the shower.  Nothing special - just added my flow to that of the shower.

Later I went for a walk and crossed a footbridge with a circular ramp.  I peed from the top level through the railings onto the lower level of the ramp about 20 feet below.

in the evening, I went out into town.  I needed to pee, so went behind an advertising board next to a road and peed on the ground.   Finally when I was nearly home, I stopped by some flats and went into the hallway where I peed on the dirty old carpet.

Whilst I was out, I caught a girl peeing, which I will post separately.

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I happen to know that one of our lovely ladies had a wee and a wipe at about 10pm on friday....YOU know who you are naughty girl...:11_blush:

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Not about me,but as its a nice afternoon im sat in the back garden,and my neighbours nice daughter is visiting them,shes about 24.Anyway over the fence i heard her say,"ill go for a wee,then be off"...of course my ears pricked up at this!So about 2 minutes later i hear their toilet flush.Hmmmm,i thought,nice,shes just had a wee there.I saw her go out the yard 5 mins later,very nice.I was thinking of her knickers for some reason,as i always do when i see a girl wearing a skirt..:15_yum:

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Myself,i just came in for a wee,but instead of trailing upstairs,just did it in my milk container i keep in the cupboard,until i tip it out later on.

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Filled a glass with my morning pee. Did the glass hold it all ? I'll let your imagination figure that one out hahaha

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The morning drinks were quickly catching up with me, so I thought I'd do some work around my yard. Stepped back inside a few minutes ago from, literally, watering a tree.

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After an evening of drinking 2 bottles of wine with my best friend and being hung over this morning (6:25am). Tell me that i am sexy, sitting and peeing long with eyes closed and still sleepy. Lolol

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Had a nice just-after-dawn back deck pee this AM as I was up very early doing some 'puter work and had coffee at 5 AM. Birds were yakking up a storm and it was very peaceful but a bit chilly this am.  Nice steam came from the stream and the patch of ground where it hit.  Titillating and refreshing, all at the same time. Shook if off thoroughly before resheathing my member and tucking it back into my sweats. Of course then another morning  hardon began to show itself, so I went in and woke up Bonnie  <grin>

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It's really great to see people posting in here and sharing their stories. Thank you!

I went for a run this morning in preparation for a half marathon in June. Nothing extreme just a nice jog. I was wearing my usual black running shorts and a black top, listening to my iPod and drinking from a water bottle as I went.  Well after a while I started needing a wee and wanting a little break anyway I decided to relieve myself. I was in a small woods at the time so I just went off the trail and found somewhere hidden.

I pulled down my shorts just enough to go and crouched, making sure I wasn't about to pee on myself or anything. After a few seconds I bit my lip as I started a small dribble which quickly turned into a strong stream. I was more desperate than I thought! I loved the faint hissing sound as my stream made a small puddle in the dirt below before it soaked into the ground. It felt really nice too. After about 20 seconds it slowed to drips and I tied my shoelace before standing up with my shorts still at my thighs and then pulled them up. I had nothing to wipe with but I wasn't exactly clean after running anyway.

I left my spot and rejoined the trail. Just as I was running out of the trees another runner came towards me from the opposite direction, giving me a knowing smile as she went past. It must have been so obvious what I was doing! I just smiled shyly at her and blushed a little. When I got home I stripped off and had the most lovely shower ever.

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Maybe the girl you saw had been watching you herself?Or been weeing at the same time...mmmm,interesting.Somehow your phrase "i had nothing to wipe with but i wasnt exactly clean after running" piques the dirty mind somehow.:10_wink:

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