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What is the naughtiest place you have ever seen a girl pissing in or on in real life?

And if you are a lady member, you may also include the naughtiest place in which you have ever peed.

I saw my sister pissing on the carpet when I was a kid, but otherwise nothing really too naughty in real life, sadly. I guess the naughtiest thing I've seen is some highly brazen public pissing, especially the time I saw a girl squatting and pissing in full view on a busy pavement of a busy street late at night in the nightclubs area.

In spite of my primary interests, I have never actually had the real life pleasure of seeing a sexy lady peeing on the carpet, or on the floor, or in the kitchen, or on the table, or anywhere outrageously naughty indoors.

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My first experience of seeing a girl pee : I was taking a bath at my girlfriends house and it was custom to leave the bathroom door unlocked while taking a shower or bath.

While I was bathing, my sister in law came bursting in, she really had to go! I just can't hold it !! It happend really quick and although it was split second glance, I will never forget the perfect shaped buttcheeks, the blond furr and the strong beam of piss through the pubic hair just before touching the toilet seat !

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I recall a classmate of mine { Female } , wetting herself right in front of me in P.E. class one day . Though it might have been accidental in what had happened to this girl. Wetting herself.

That I suppose that it could also represent peeing in a naughty place as a class room full of students . ;)

Had it been a wanton experience for that girl to have done so :)

In both cases it was very arousing for me to have observed close at hand . Her wetting herself and leaving a huge puddle between her feet . As she wet herself in that class room that day ;) ;)

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I have seen women peeing in quite a few "naughty" locations. There used to be a popular nightclub that had "college nights" on Thursdays, and there usually was quite a line to get in. More than once I would see women leave the line, and head into parking lots nearby to pee. One group of women decided to use a parking lot that was owned and used by the city, and squatted in between empty police vehicles parked there. Several leaned up against vehicles, and actually peed on the police cars.

Others that come to mind are a woman who was in the back of a pickup truck at a pre-concert tailgate party, who just hung her ass over the side of the truck to pee and a girl who, apparently on a dare, squatted on a main road in a traffic lane and peed. I had seen the car pull off the road up ahead of me, and had pulled off myself, as if I was having car trouble. I was far enough off the road that I could turn off my lights, and was watching through binoculars in the hope that a woman would get out and pee. They were stopped almost directly under a streetlight Several women squatted beside the car and then one walked out into the traveled section of the road She peed in the roadway. Her friends were cheering her on and several of them took pictures. She was almost finished when headlights shined in the distance. She was still dripping as she ran with her pants down to get out of the road and to the passenger side of the car, where she wiped and pulled up her pants out of view of passing traffic.

I searched for those pictures for years, but they apparently were not shared on social media.

I also remember one woman who was leaving a nightclub and was walking (with great assistance from her friends) to a parking lot several blocks away As they passed a bench at a bus stop she stopped, dropped her pants, sat on the bench and peed while her friends yelled at her and then tried to get her pants back up. There were a lot of people passing by and her friends yelling at her called more attention to her actions than if they just tried to block her from view

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The one that I'll remember for ever is my first wife coming home from Italy and walking in , she dropped both bags she was holding and came over and sat astride me , I was laying on the couch watching F1 , her shortish skirt was just long enough to hide her knickers although I'd seen they were salmon pink and lacy when she climbed onto me , she was just grinning as was I and a second later I felt it , the most wonderful feeling ever as she started to pee on me , we were both fully clothed and I remember her whispering that she needed the toilet ,!! She peed so much all my shorts and boxer shorts were wet through and even the couch was wet beneath us , the warm strong smell was arousing as well and we did have sex right there on the couch and I never did see the rest of the F1. ,

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i have seen various outdoor pees including woodlands, beaches, pavements, doorways, behind cars and in car parks. the naughtiest i witnessed would be a car park stairwell and i have also seen two girls come out from a stairwell giggling and I then went in to find two fresh puddles.

i also have seen a few girls pee on the poolside by a swimming pool. one was a lifeguard who got down from her high chair and sat right next to the water and peed through her shorts, one was a thirtyish lady who sat on the side and peed before getting in and the third was a competitor in a swimming gala who peed onto poolside through her swimsuit whilst crouching down and rinsing her goggles in the water before a race.

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Peobably the most naughty place I peed was in a washer at the local Laundromat.

I had some sleeping bags to wash that were too big for our washer at home.

I took them to the Laundromat to wash them in one of the big washers. I had drank two cups of coffee at home before going to the laundramat.

After a while I really had to pee as the coffee had gont through me. There is no ladies room at the Laundromat so I had to find a place to pee.

There wasn't anybody else there so I went by the top loader washers and got my jeans and panties to my knees. I hopped up on the washer and peed a gallon in it.

One of those times when peeing felt really good.

It's a fantasy of mine to have a cup of coffee pissed on my by a lady. Unfortunately my girlfriend doesn't drink coffee.

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Saw a middle-aged woman pissing in a bus shelter once. That's all :meh:

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I have seen many girls pee at music festivals. Normal rules just don't apply. Some will undress and pee in very public places, although they will usually try not to draw attention to themselves, and they don't want strangers looking up their chuff, so they will often squat low, or find some minimal cover.

If you're interested, I could tell you about the girl in the blue shorts. She had everything on show, at the edge of the camping area, in broad daylight. Or I could tell you about the exhibitionist blonde I saw in almost the same place. Perhaps the row of four girls squatting downhill facing me, so I could see four fountains, and their source (I scarcely knew where to look). You might want to hear about the girls in the men's area. Post some good, detailed sightings, and I have these I can tell you about.

I'll start with this one. Imagine yourself standing just outside the entrance of the biggest festival tent. It's around midnight, and there's a popular band on stage inside. You can see over the heads of the crowd and can see the band playing. It's not a great view, but you're not too bothered about seeing everything by this band. They will finish with a couple of hits you like, but the rest of the set is not so good.

The good think about your position is that every few minutes desperate girls leave the tent, by themselves, or with one, two or three others, and squat on the grass for a quick piss before they go back into the crowd. Some put on a good show for you, others less so. It is dark, and the floodlights are dazzling if you have to look towards them, and create deep shadows. You've got a good position, so often get a decent view, and you've got your phone in your hand, so it looks like you are waiting for a friend to meet you.

Two girls stagger towards you, leaving the tent. The blonde is supporting her dark-haired friend, who looks completely out of it. She's trying to lower her to the ground right in front of you. Instinctively, you step forward and help support her so she does not fall. The blonde thanks you and explains breathlessly that she's just drunk - no drugs - and she's done this before. You offer her a swig from your water bottle and chat a bit more. The blonde asks you to keep an eye on her friend as she needs to find the rest of her group. You don't get a chance to discuss this as she rushes off, back into the crowd. Now you are alone with an almost unconscious part girl at your feet. You don't know her name. She looks like she's in her early 20s, slim, long-legged, dressed for comfort in pale leggings and a short t-shirt. You crouch down to talk to her, but she's not making any sense. You try to help her sit up, but she pushes you away. You stand next to her, and wait for her friend to return.

It's a long wait. You start to wonder what you should do; how long you should wait before finding help elsewhere.

Eventually her friend returns, alone. She explains that she could not find her other friends in the crowd. She tries to speak to the girl on the ground, who now seems content just to stay there and sleep it off. The blonde girl squirms and wriggles. 'I've got to piss', she tells you. She looks around. Close behind you is a closed merchandise tent, with a group of four large rubbish bins in front of it. 'Will you stand in front of me?' she asks. You nod your agreement, trying to make it matter of fact. Yeah, it's cool; I block for peeing women all the time is the message you want to give. You're actually thinking it's a dirty fantasy about to come true.

Together you walk over to the bins. She walks in front of you, and you check her out. Neat little bum, long slim legs in tight-fitting black leggings. Slim waist, exposed below her olive-green t-shirt. You turn around so you have her back to you - you do this every day, remember, it's no big deal - but because it's no big deal, you're still chatting to her, and you look over your shoulder to talk to her. She's looking down as she wriggles her leggings and knickers over her hips and slides them down her thighs, dropping to a squat. You get only a quick flash of her shaven bud and then she's leaning forward in her squat. You turn around again before she sees you watching, but keep talking. A pretty long-haired blonde girl in tight blue jeans walks over to the other side of the bins. She looks at you, and you can see she's wondering whether she's comfortable with the idea of peeing so close to you. She reckons you must be OK if you are blocking your friend - clearly you are a gentleman around peeing ladies - and anyway she's too desperate to look for better privacy. She unzips and pushes down her jeans, her head bobbing down behind the bins as she squats and pisses on the grass.

You ask your girl another question, and turn to hear her reply. You glance down and see the clear stream of pee jetting into the foamy puddle in the grass between her feet. She's still got her head down, concentrating on making sure she doesn't carelessly squirt on her clothes. You reckon you can get away with watching her peeing for a bit. You see that the flow is softening. You remember that you've a packet of tissues in your pocket, so you pull them out. You offer her one - she's now on the final stages of little squirts, and bouncing to shake the drips off her bum - and she looks up, smiles and takes one. She wipes and stands up. The blonde on the other side of the bins also has finished and is standing up, so you hold the tissues out to her too. She looks embarrassed, as if she had hoped you would not guess that she was urinating on the ground, and her cheeks colour, but, after a brief hesitation, she too reaches across and takes one. She thanks you, then looks down as she wipes. Both women decline your offer of a second tissue, pull up and straighten their clothing.

You keep your new friend company for a little while. The drunk girl is slowly coming round. You hope that she too may need to pee, but you've had your luck for the evening. After a while, they say goodbye, and weave off down the hill to go and find their tent.

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6 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Concerts are the best

 

The only thing I am sad about is that recently girls got more shy even at them

Back in my golden years, I remember concerts with girls pissing EVERYWHERE high squat and pussies for all to see, people passing by and watching them while drinking beer and smoking ahahahah

 

I did it myself, just pissing among the crowd during the actual concert, even indoor, not only in outdoor grass fields

Sometimes I even peed more or less on people's bags left on the floor near their feet… they likely did non expected girls to piss there… serve them right!!! They should have had!!! It's a fucking concert!!!

 

Black Metal manda hijos de puta!!! Ahahahhahaha!!!

Sounds like I need to go to some of the concerts you do hahaha

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Posted (edited)

Bus shelters, underpasses, train station platforms, parking lots, public restroom floors, hotel room balcony, awning of our tent, bedroom carpet, livingroom floor...

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On ‎3‎/‎22‎/‎2019 at 7:55 PM, speedy3471 said:

Sounds like I need to go to some of the concerts you do hahaha

Eheheheh back in great times black metal girls were absolute sluts, as in the origins, black metal WAS directly linked with tough forms of satanism (not modern shit) and since Satanism is just the armed arm of Witchcraft, blacksters girls followed the Witches code about sluttiness and nudity

Now both black metal and satanism degenerated into harmless silly stuff (and those who refused that became extremists doing bad things) so concerts all less great

But I keep my flag up

 

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On ‎3‎/‎23‎/‎2019 at 8:16 AM, bartinho said:

Bus shelters, underpasses, train station platforms, parking lots, public restroom floors, hotel room balcony, awning of our tent, bedroom carpet, livingroom floor...

Great list Bart

Keep goin!!!

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Unfortunately she is not my girl anymore... 

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2 hours ago, bartinho said:

Unfortunately she is not my girl anymore... 

You mean the previous list was from your girlfriend? Ahahahahahah

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1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

You mean the previous list was from your girlfriend? Ahahahahahah

It is indeed... 

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9 minutes ago, bartinho said:

It is indeed... 

I tought it was YOU ahahahahahahah

Well, never shed tears over spilt piss HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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1 minute ago, spywareonya said:

I tought it was YOU ahahahahahahah

Well, never shed tears over spilt piss HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

When she had to go, she relieved. And she needed to relief very often 😀

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6 minutes ago, bartinho said:

When she had to go, she relieved. And she needed to relief very often 😀

There is vibe in your sentence like you hadn't yet get rid of her from your unconscious

It's unhealthy, boy, move on

People who quit the struggle deserves no recall

You are free and horny, look forward

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22 hours ago, spywareonya said:

There is vibe in your sentence like you hadn't yet get rid of her from your unconscious

It's unhealthy, boy, move on

People who quit the struggle deserves no recall

You are free and horny, look forward

No it‘s okay. She will always be something special for me and we are still good friends.

But I do have a great time even without her. 

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7 minutes ago, bartinho said:

No it‘s okay. She will always be something special for me and we are still good friends.

But I do have a great time even without her. 

Ok, absolute respect, I am not gonna go further on that

A huge hug

Back to talking about piss

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