Restaurant pee

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

This is a true experience which I originally posted in letter form to make it a bit more fun.

Dear Wet Carpet Magazine

I was recently made aware of your esteemed publication by my friend Gemma who is a regular subscriber. When I picked it up off of her coffee table she went bright red and said that I probably would not be interested. I put it down, but picked it up again when she went to make the tea.

I thought I was the only one who regularly, but discretely, enjoys the convenience of peeing on the carpet but it would appear that I am not alone. I often find myself in situations where it is not convenient to visit the ladies and have to make other arrangements.

Just the other day I was out for the evening with my work collegues at an indian restaurant. Perhaps the Madras was not a wise choice, I had to wash it down with a lot of cola. I had already had to leave the table to take a telephone call and had been standing outside the restaurant talking, trying to be calm, when the cold air hit and I had wet myself with my pee cascading uncontrolled down my legs under my skirt. Thank goodness I had fishnet stockings on. I went back in with soaking wet legs but fortunately nothing showed.

It was barely an hour later when I felt the twinge in my bladder. Having wet myself so spectacularly earlier I thought I ought to be able to hold on until the end. I held on for another half an hour, feeling increasingly desperate and trying to find a point in the conversation when I could make my excuse and go to the ladies. I soon realised that I would be part of the conversation all evening.

I knew I had to do something, so as I emphasised my point I carefully slid forward on my chair until I was perched on the edge, and as nonchalently as possible while listening intently to the conversation I relaxed my bladder a little.

I was so desperate that my pee began to flow straight away. I tucked my legs under to catch my pee to stop it pattering on the floor and relaxed fully. I am sure that everyone round the table must have noticed my relief, but I don't know how they interpreted it. I just sat there and peed, letting my warm pee run down my legs and soak into the carpet. As I moved my feet I could feel the carpet getting squishy, but I dare not look down to see what was there.

As I felt the flow subside on the back of my legs I sat back in the chair, now able to concentrate much better on the important business of choosing the sweet.

It was during coffee that I felt a twinge again, this time I did not wait to get desperate. Straight away I scooted forward and peed on to the back of my legs. I did not even consider that I might go to the ladies.

When I got up to leave I could feel that the back of my skirt was a little damp, but it was black so probably didn't show. I asked the waiter to get my coat and quickly put it on. It can take a long time to leave a restaurant, and after standing there for half an hour more chatting I did not hesitate to relax once more and let my pee run down my legs to soak into the carpet.

I have always been discrete and never let on, but Gemma, if you are reading this as I am sure you will be, 'Hi'.

PP

Lancashire

[Ajr972 822]

I love nonchalant peeing so much and I can’t get enough of this story! It’s amazing. You’ve inspired me to write some of my own stories, thank you!!!

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

12 minutes ago, Ajr972 said:

I love nonchalant peeing so much and I can’t get enough of this story! It’s amazing. You’ve inspired me to write some of my own stories, thank you!!!

Thank you. I look forward to reading them.

[Ajr972 822]

11 minutes ago, Paulypeeps said:

Thank you. I look forward to reading them.

Check out my profile! I just wrote two fresh ones to start out!

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

Reading it as a fictional letter is one thing @Paulypeeps - but as a true account is unbearable (in a perfectly delicious way).

Would love to go for a meal with you...   😉

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

4 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Reading it as a fictional letter is one thing @Paulypeeps - but as a true account is unbearable (in a perfectly delicious way).

Would love to go for a meal with you...   😉

But would you notice what was happening?

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

8 minutes ago, Paulypeeps said:

But would you notice what was happening?

I'd like to think that with my mind generally not far off sewer level that would give me a head start in recognising the relief on your face....   Then again I'd bet you're equally expert at keeping the poker face on.   The easy solution would be if we both knew of each other's interest - then just a healthy mutual respect and less need to hide.

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

@gldenwetgoose I think I might not be so discreet for you.

[Sweets 4,517]

Love your account. So detailed.  It sounds like it would be fun to out for drinks with you.  😈

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

@Sweets I am sure we would have lots of fun. It is nice when I go out with my friends and they know that I wet myself, but would be so much better with fellow enthusiasts.

[Sweets 4,517]

1 hour ago, Paulypeeps said:

@Sweets I am sure we would have lots of fun. It is nice when I go out with my friends and they know that I wet myself, but would be so much better with fellow enthusiasts.

If I ever make it to London we will have to make a date. I’m sure there are a few others that would like to join us for a bight on the town drinking.  

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

10 hours ago, Sweets said:

If I ever make it to London we will have to make a date. I’m sure there are a few others that would like to join us for a bight on the town drinking.  

There’s a popular theory that northern folks are much friendlier than Londoners...  (not trying to incite an argument)

[steamlover6 751]

Sweets, Paulypeeps, I invite you to join me at the German beer festival in London later in the year. I was there last year with my g/f sat at long tables with tablecloths, supping pint after pint of lovely German beer. The huge marquee was on grass so neither of us went to the toilets all night, we just gave each other a knowing wink at the point where either of us peed under the table. I love having my hand in her warm stream as she let go countless times that evening. I think many others were doing the same as I never saw many people queuing up for the toilets. It was just the most natural thing to do in the circumstances of a bursting bladder. Do come!

On 5/11/2020 at 11:54 PM, Paulypeeps said:

but would be so much better with fellow enthusiasts.

 

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

I don't drink beer, well not the alcoholic kind anyway, so this could be a bit tricky to arrange, but I will see what I can do.

[speedy3471 10,655]

15 minutes ago, steamlover6 said:

Sweets, Paulypeeps, I invite you to join me at the German beer festival in London later in the year. I was there last year with my g/f sat at long tables with tablecloths, supping pint after pint of lovely German beer. 

 

I really do enjoy german beer lol. I can  imagine there was alot of pissing under the tables going on 😜

[Sexismygod 1,782]

I've taken my relief a few times under tables in restaurants but an evening drinking and letting it filter through would be a hoot.  Are we all invited?

And @Paulypeeps & @Sweets, a night on the town sounds great.  Maybe when lockdown is over ... 😎 ... I'm based just west of London but I'm willing to travel for some fun.

Edited May 15, 2020 by Sexismygod

[Sweets 4,517]

3 hours ago, Sexismygod said:

I've taken my relief a few times under tables in restaurants but an evening drinking and letting it filter through would be a hoot.  Are we all invited?

And @Paulypeeps & @Sweets, a night on the town sounds great.  Maybe when lockdown is over ... 😎 ... I'm based just west of London but I'm willing to travel for some fun.

Unfortunately I’m in the US but if I ever make to your side of the pond I will be sure to let everyone know ☺️

[steamlover6 751]

On 5/15/2020 at 11:32 PM, Sexismygod said:

Are we all invited?

For every lovely lady who joins us I will allow one good man too, strictly on a one to one basis!

[steamlover6 751]

On 5/15/2020 at 11:20 PM, Paulypeeps said:

I will see what I can do.

Can't wait to hear from you on the subject!!

[Colormerose 818]

On 5/15/2020 at 5:15 PM, steamlover6 said:

Sweets, Paulypeeps, I invite you to join me at the German beer festival in London later in the year. I was there last year with my g/f sat at long tables with tablecloths, supping pint after pint of lovely German beer. The huge marquee was on grass so neither of us went to the toilets all night, we just gave each other a knowing wink at the point where either of us peed under the table. I love having my hand in her warm stream as she let go countless times that evening. I think many others were doing the same as I never saw many people queuing up for the toilets. It was just the most natural thing to do in the circumstances of a bursting bladder. Do come!

 

I couldn't imagine this even, to be in an area where you without a doubt couldn't get caught because it's just grass. To just sit there and drink all evening with a partner and then anytime your bladder was full just let go. Wow!! So sexy!!! 

[steamlover6 751]

On 7/3/2021 at 11:42 PM, Colormerose said:

To just sit there and drink all evening with a partner and then anytime your bladder was full just let go. Wow!! So sexy!!! 

Colormerose, Be my guest, please!

[SJ166 22]

Amazing detailed account of your evening, would love to be out with a woman like you