Drunk men pissing

[valeriepissloverx 52]

hi there, something about me is that i love it when drunk guys are in a need of a piss and just cant seem to balance themselves which makes the pee go everywhere. Especially when they are a little bit older (40+) and/or bigger where they cant even see their own dick because of their belly. 

[Johnboy777 3,888]

54 minutes ago, valeriepissloverx said:

hi there, something about me is that i love it when drunk guys are in a need of a piss and just cant seem to balance themselves which makes the pee go everywhere. Especially when they are a little bit older (40+) and/or bigger where they cant even see their own dick because of their belly. 

I've seen drunks with a can of beer in one hand and holding their pissing dick in the other hand.

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

1 hour ago, valeriepissloverx said:

hi there, something about me is that i love it when drunk guys are in a need of a piss and just cant seem to balance themselves which makes the pee go everywhere. Especially when they are a little bit older (40+) and/or bigger where they cant even see their own dick because of their belly. 

I bet you see some huge pees in that situation. (I always pee a huge amount when drunk and can barely balance myself).

[glad1 2,832]

54 minutes ago, Johnboy777 said:

I've seen drunks with a can of beer in one hand and holding their pissing dick in the other hand.

Even better, I've seen a drunk girl squatting with a beer in each hand.

[Johnboy777 3,888]

2 minutes ago, glad1 said:

Even better, I've seen a drunk girl squatting with a beer in each hand.

That's a sight I want to see 😉

[glad1 2,832]

3 minutes ago, Johnboy777 said:

That's a sight I want to see 😉

Not only did I see it, but I went out with here several times after that. 😁

[glad1 2,832]

7 minutes ago, Johnboy777 said:

 

 

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[Horse_water 636]

Dang I don't have a gut but when I am pissing drunk I make sure it goes everywhere.

[swekiss 1,066]

10 hours ago, valeriepissloverx said:

hi there, something about me is that i love it when drunk guys are in a need of a piss and just cant seem to balance themselves which makes the pee go everywhere. Especially when they are a little bit older (40+) and/or bigger where they cant even see their own dick because of their belly. 

That is a favourite category of mine too. I've often added the word 'drunk' when searching for porn.

[Remi 1,034]

@valeriepissloverx @swekiss and everyone else who is into this: any preferencrs on how a video should be to be deemed good/recognizable as drunk? And any preferred locations? Because the 'bad drunken aim' comes most into play when someone is 'trying' to use the toilet but obviously fails thus making a mess. But most videos of drunks peeing that i came across are outdoor, which were not that much of a difference, not that distinctive.

Expand your search with keywords like 'karneval' 'carnival' etc. When its carnival time in certain parts here, you see dozens of tumbling people trying to remain stable while peeing first hand. There are also videos of this, in case i come across a good one i'll post it here.

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[valeriepissloverx 52]

15 hours ago, Johnboy777 said:

I've seen drunks with a can of beer in one hand and holding their pissing dick in the other hand.

thats so hot

[valeriepissloverx 52]

6 hours ago, swekiss said:

That is a favourite category of mine too. I've often added the word 'drunk' when searching for porn.

yes me too like all the time

[valeriepissloverx 52]

2 hours ago, Remi said:

@valeriepissloverx @swekiss and everyone else who is into this: any preferencrs on how a video should be to be deemed good/recognizable as drunk? And any preferred locations? Because the 'bad drunken aim' comes most into play when someone is 'trying' to use the toilet but obviously fails thus making a mess. But most videos of drunks peeing that i came across are outdoor, which were not that much of a difference, not that distinctive.

Expand your search with keywords like 'karneval' 'carnival' etc. When its carnival time in certain parts here, you see dozens of tumbling people trying to remain stable while peeing first hand. There are also videos of this, in case i come across a good one i'll post it here.

i guess when someone else records it (for them) when they are ‘trying’ to pee. Locations like near festival, in the bushes, alley ways near clubs etc.

And yeah we would appreciate it!!

[James_erased 1,789]

I absolutely love indulging in drunk pissing! Being honest I rarely get so drunk to the point of stumbling around etc, but I certainly enjoy being nicely drunk as it creates the perfect combination of a) really needing to piss, and b) suitably lowering inhibitions, leading to whipping my cock out in all sorts of public/naughty/socially unacceptable settings to unleash a nice load of piss everywhere.. 😈

(I similarly love watching drunk women pissing, too!)

 

[valeriepissloverx 52]

3 hours ago, James_erased said:

I absolutely love indulging in drunk pissing! Being honest I rarely get so drunk to the point of stumbling around etc, but I certainly enjoy being nicely drunk as it creates the perfect combination of a) really needing to piss, and b) suitably lowering inhibitions, leading to whipping my cock out in all sorts of public/naughty/socially unacceptable settings to unleash a nice load of piss everywhere.. 😈

(I similarly love watching drunk women pissing, too!)

 

yeah it doesnt have to be like blackout drunk pissing but even a little bit can go a long way 😉

[glad1 2,832]

1 minute ago, valeriepissloverx said:

yeah it doesnt have to be like blackout drunk pissing but even a little bit can go a long way 😉

I'll bet you enjoy seeing it go a long way, too.

Three beers in me and I can piss for about four meters.

[valeriepissloverx 52]

Just now, glad1 said:

I'll bet you enjoy seeing it go a long way, too.

Three beers in me and I can piss for about four meters.

thats insaneee

[glad1 2,832]

2 minutes ago, valeriepissloverx said:

thats insaneee

Hopefully the kind of insanity you like. 😁

[James_erased 1,789]

24 minutes ago, valeriepissloverx said:

yeah it doesnt have to be like blackout drunk pissing but even a little bit can go a long way 😉

In that case I can only assume you’d be rather fond of my usual drunk, desperate outdoor pissing.. 😉  especially as it almost always brings out my habit of deliberately avoiding using a proper toilet for when I need to go

[WetMart 1,128]

I always piss a lot after a few beers , not always drunk though 

[Thiscouldbeanywhere 381]

6 hours ago, valeriepissloverx said:

i guess when someone else records it (for them) when they are ‘trying’ to pee. Locations like near festival, in the bushes, alley ways near clubs etc.

And yeah we would appreciate it!!

How would you feel about being in a men's room at a bar, maybe waiting to use the stalls and getting to see guys take long pees in the urinals 

Maybe miss a bit cause they are drunk?

[desperationgirl 86]

9 hours ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:

How would you feel about being in a men's room at a bar, maybe waiting to use the stalls and getting to see guys take long pees in the urinals 

Maybe miss a bit cause they are drunk?

I love that idea!! 😃 

[Thiscouldbeanywhere 381]

6 hours ago, desperationgirl said:

I love that idea!! 😃 

Maybe see some guys dancing and holding themselves while the wait for their turn at the urinal 

Just making it

[LovePissAndSpit 30]

The more I drink the more I start pissing whereever I want. Dont have many limits when Im not drunk but they are nearly all gone when I am drunk. Usually its the toilet in the bar where I piss all over the place and it is a lot of piss lol good everybody wears shoes, then on the way home it is the stairs in the building where I live. Surely has been a few times but they clean it very good so never had a problem with it the next day😁

[Horse_water 636]

On 11/1/2024 at 10:50 AM, James_erased said:

I absolutely love indulging in drunk pissing! Being honest I rarely get so drunk to the point of stumbling around etc, but I certainly enjoy being nicely drunk as it creates the perfect combination of a) really needing to piss, and b) suitably lowering inhibitions, leading to whipping my cock out in all sorts of public/naughty/socially unacceptable settings to unleash a nice load of piss everywhere.. 😈

(I similarly love watching drunk women pissing, too!)

 

Showing up after everybody else is sloshed is one of the best cheats I have found for life. If other people are drunk and pissing all over you can get away with almost anything even if you are caught people will explain it away.