Tradesmen

[marking my territory 362]

   I've always been curious if you are or were a tradesman, working inside people's homes would you piss inside their home?

 I've always really enjoyed the thought of having a plumber come do some work and while he tells me what the issues are, he unzips and starts pissing into my kitchen sink, almost daring me to say something. Or maybe a carpenter comes in and every so often takes a break and finds a spot to relieve himself in my home, the corner of a room or the back of the couch etc.

Have you ever had the urge to mark in someone else's home? To leave your scent and marking wherever you please.

[Paulp73 337]

As a gardener ive pissed in everyone of my customers gardens!!

[TylerHasFun 1,128]

6 minutes ago, Paulp73 said:

As a gardener ive pissed in everyone of my customers gardens!!

Fuck yeah.  Hey Im just doing my job for your garden, 🤣

 

[stevemcf 302]

I used to work in peoples houses before i got my current job, and yeah, I’d take a piss all over them. Sometimes the furnitures moved to let you do a job so it’s easy to just whip it out and take a piss on the back of it or on the floor under it then move it back. Sometimes just move the furniture just to have a piss. Customer would always leave me alone to do the job, sometimes even go out, so was easy as fuck, never got caught.

[marking my territory 362]

3 minutes ago, stevemcf said:

I used to work in peoples houses before i got my current job, and yeah, I’d take a piss all over them. Sometimes the furnitures moved to let you do a job so it’s easy to just whip it out and take a piss on the back of it or on the floor under it then move it back. Sometimes just move the furniture just to have a piss. Customer would always leave me alone to do the job, sometimes even go out, so was easy as fuck, never got caught.

 What would you have said if you'd been caught? Or would you just pretend you hadn't done it?

[stevemcf 302]

5 minutes ago, marking my territory said:

 What would you have said if you'd been caught? Or would you just pretend you hadn't done it?

Lame as but would probably have just said I’d spilt my water or something. 

[Captboobs 18]

A couple of weeks ago I was working at a customer’s house for a few days. The place is empty and the owner is selling soon so nobody was interested in coming along, I had the whole place to myself.

Additionally, the carrier was being replaced throughout but was still in place until I finished painting so they got covered in paint and my last job when I finished was to cut them into smaller squares and put them in a large bin.

Naturally, I didn’t use the toilet instead just pissing on the carpet. I get pretty horny when I have the run of someone’s house and had a couple of good wanks but this one took the honours.  
 

There were bags of clothes left from the tenant they evicted so I went through them and found a gstring and some pantyhose which I put on and set about wanking and pissing all over the place. I took a few videos but they’re far too incriminating so here’s a photo of me trying successfully to piss in the direction of my mouth…

[toseepee 803]

15 hours ago, Captboobs said:

A couple of weeks ago I was working at a customer’s house for a few days. The place is empty and the owner is selling soon so nobody was interested in coming along, I had the whole place to myself.

Additionally, the carrier was being replaced throughout but was still in place until I finished painting so they got covered in paint and my last job when I finished was to cut them into smaller squares and put them in a large bin.

Naturally, I didn’t use the toilet instead just pissing on the carpet. I get pretty horny when I have the run of someone’s house and had a couple of good wanks but this one took the honours.  
 

There were bags of clothes left from the tenant they evicted so I went through them and found a gstring and some pantyhose which I put on and set about wanking and pissing all over the place. I took a few videos but they’re far too incriminating so here’s a photo of me trying successfully to piss in the direction of my mouth…

You look so good!

[Bill Thane 369]

Some comments on this Reddit post you might enjoy https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1dad1a3/repairman_drenched_my_toilet_seat_in_urine/

[Lennys_wet_now 386]

On 6/4/2024 at 4:55 PM, Captboobs said:

A couple of weeks ago I was working at a customer’s house for a few days. The place is empty and the owner is selling soon so nobody was interested in coming along, I had the whole place to myself.

Additionally, the carrier was being replaced throughout but was still in place until I finished painting so they got covered in paint and my last job when I finished was to cut them into smaller squares and put them in a large bin.

Naturally, I didn’t use the toilet instead just pissing on the carpet. I get pretty horny when I have the run of someone’s house and had a couple of good wanks but this one took the honours.  
 

There were bags of clothes left from the tenant they evicted so I went through them and found a gstring and some pantyhose which I put on and set about wanking and pissing all over the place. I took a few videos but they’re far too incriminating so here’s a photo of me trying successfully to piss in the direction of my mouth…

Scorching, love it.

[LadyP 360]

On 5/23/2024 at 12:38 PM, Paulp73 said:

As a gardener ive pissed in everyone of my customers gardens!!

I don't actually have a garden, but I think I'm suddenly in need of a gardener...

[BadBoy21 704]

I've had repairmen ask to use my bathroom.  I remember this one really good looking, he was fixing my sink in the kitchen, I let him use the bathroom, didn't close the bathroom door, didn't even try to shut it even slightly.  Fucking torrent of piss hitting the toilet.  God I just wanted to watch so bad but I played it cool.  

[Capeconner 8]

On 5/23/2024 at 12:24 PM, marking my territory said:

   I've always been curious if you are or were a tradesman, working inside people's homes would you piss inside their home?

 I've always really enjoyed the thought of having a plumber come do some work and while he tells me what the issues are, he unzips and starts pissing into my kitchen sink, almost daring me to say something. Or maybe a carpenter comes in and every so often takes a break and finds a spot to relieve himself in my home, the corner of a room or the back of the couch etc.

Have you ever had the urge to mark in someone else's home? To leave your scent and marking wherever you please.

I don't know about you, but adding to that fantasy, I would love to "catch" them in the act. I don't know if I'd be able to resist joining them and holding their cock for them (if they would let me). Maybe even blow them afterward. If anything they'd probably work better after all of that relief.

[shakier1 60]

I’ve found that tradesman especially the ones I’ve worked with are very nonchalant and don’t really care if they are caught doing whatever. They would pee literally anywhere. If they needed to pee while walking from the car park to the site they would just unzip and piss right there. If they needed to go on-site even if it was indoors they would pee right there. It was kind of expected and anything else was discouraged. 
Tradesman I worked with have always never really cared about the mess, especially with litter. On the freeway, on site, indoors or whatever they would always chuck their rubbish where they were. Was good as it kept their vehicles clean. I remember on the first day, one of the A-grades actually had a trailer of stuff he had to take to the tip. He got me and a few of the other blokes to just unload it there. He had couches, old electrical wires, broken tools etc. He was gonna tell his partner he went to the tip. This same guy on the same day decided he would find a half full trash bag even put our rubbish in it and at the end of the day he climbed some stairs and just tipped the rubbish off the second floor. 
 

At the end of the week the sites were always trashed haha. They sometimes stank of piss if they didn’t spray aerosol. The tip provided was always empty as well haha.

I was underaged at the time but they still took me to pubs and would shout me drinks. We always got pissed drunk. We would piss in the bars, trash up the public transport we took with rubbish and piss and we would also go on a vandal spree haha. The amount of windows and stuff we broke probably would have been half a million dollars worth. 
 

Honestly was some of the best weeks of my life and kinda regret not pursuing the trade.

[Capeconner 8]

3 hours ago, shakier1 said:

I’ve found that tradesman especially the ones I’ve worked with are very nonchalant and don’t really care if they are caught doing whatever. They would pee literally anywhere. If they needed to pee while walking from the car park to the site they would just unzip and piss right there. If they needed to go on-site even if it was indoors they would pee right there. It was kind of expected and anything else was discouraged. 
Tradesman I worked with have always never really cared about the mess, especially with litter. On the freeway, on site, indoors or whatever they would always chuck their rubbish where they were. Was good as it kept their vehicles clean. I remember on the first day, one of the A-grades actually had a trailer of stuff he had to take to the tip. He got me and a few of the other blokes to just unload it there. He had couches, old electrical wires, broken tools etc. He was gonna tell his partner he went to the tip. This same guy on the same day decided he would find a half full trash bag even put our rubbish in it and at the end of the day he climbed some stairs and just tipped the rubbish off the second floor. 
 

At the end of the week the sites were always trashed haha. They sometimes stank of piss if they didn’t spray aerosol. The tip provided was always empty as well haha.

I was underaged at the time but they still took me to pubs and would shout me drinks. We always got pissed drunk. We would piss in the bars, trash up the public transport we took with rubbish and piss and we would also go on a vandal spree haha. The amount of windows and stuff we broke probably would have been half a million dollars worth. 
 

Honestly was some of the best weeks of my life and kinda regret not pursuing the trade.

Somebody remind me to become an Australian tradesman in my next life..

[Kevin 726]

On 8/9/2024 at 2:09 AM, shakier1 said:

I’ve found that tradesman especially the ones I’ve worked with are very nonchalant and don’t really care if they are caught doing whatever. They would pee literally anywhere. If they needed to pee while walking from the car park to the site they would just unzip and piss right there. If they needed to go on-site even if it was indoors they would pee right there. It was kind of expected and anything else was discouraged. 
Tradesman I worked with have always never really cared about the mess, especially with litter. On the freeway, on site, indoors or whatever they would always chuck their rubbish where they were. Was good as it kept their vehicles clean. I remember on the first day, one of the A-grades actually had a trailer of stuff he had to take to the tip. He got me and a few of the other blokes to just unload it there. He had couches, old electrical wires, broken tools etc. He was gonna tell his partner he went to the tip. This same guy on the same day decided he would find a half full trash bag even put our rubbish in it and at the end of the day he climbed some stairs and just tipped the rubbish off the second floor. 
 

At the end of the week the sites were always trashed haha. They sometimes stank of piss if they didn’t spray aerosol. The tip provided was always empty as well haha.

I was underaged at the time but they still took me to pubs and would shout me drinks. We always got pissed drunk. We would piss in the bars, trash up the public transport we took with rubbish and piss and we would also go on a vandal spree haha. The amount of windows and stuff we broke probably would have been half a million dollars worth. 
 

Honestly was some of the best weeks of my life and kinda regret not pursuing the trade.

Honestly I think most dudes who just piss wherever without giving a single fuck will also litter. Cuz dudes like that don't give a single fuck and that's how men are supposed to be.

Most of them have the habits ot pissing, littering and spitting but also putting their shoes on anything without caring about making stuff dirty.

[Kevin 726]

On 7/9/2024 at 11:50 PM, BadBoy21 said:

I've had repairmen ask to use my bathroom.  I remember this one really good looking, he was fixing my sink in the kitchen, I let him use the bathroom, didn't close the bathroom door, didn't even try to shut it even slightly.  Fucking torrent of piss hitting the toilet.  God I just wanted to watch so bad but I played it cool.  

How was it afterwards? Did he aim properly or made a mess ?

[BadBoy21 704]

1 hour ago, Kevin said:

How was it afterwards? Did he aim properly or made a mess ?

He aimed pretty well but he didn't flush.  He had the door open.  When he walked out I saw him zipping up and rearranging himself.   I wish he had worse aim

[Kevin 726]

56 minutes ago, BadBoy21 said:

He aimed pretty well but he didn't flush.  He had the door open.  When he walked out I saw him zipping up and rearranging himself.   I wish he had worse aim

That's still cool haha ! But yeah it'd be funnies if he had bad aim and didn't clean afterwards.

[shakier1 60]

17 hours ago, BadBoy21 said:

He aimed pretty well but he didn't flush.  He had the door open.  When he walked out I saw him zipping up and rearranging himself.   I wish he had worse aim

Basically a given. If your a guy and uses a toilet you don’t flush or wash your hands after.

[Kevin 726]

45 minutes ago, shakier1 said:

Basically a given. If your a guy and uses a toilet you don’t flush or wash your hands after.

True, and I'm surprised he didn't make a mess cuz most of the time dudes like that don't bother to aim at all.

[BadBoy21 704]

14 minutes ago, Kevin said:

True, and I'm surprised he didn't make a mess cuz most of the time dudes like that don't bother to aim at all.

My friends lots of times have terrible aim.  I mentioned before that sometimes we piss in the sink while hanging out, but other times when they use the toilet, few splashes do travel about.  None of them flush either.  When I visit them, I like to return the favor and "miss the toilet" a little.  Pretty convincingly I might add because if they went in after me, they never mention anything about it.  

[Kevin 726]

My friends are the same lmfao, when they come to my place they never aim and never flush and always leave a mess but eh I'm doing the same at their place so it's fair game lol.

[shakier1 60]

They sound like true tradies. They probably pee wherever and litter. People who don’t care where they piss I find a high correlation due to them not caring much.

[Rubbersheetlad 53]

A few years ago I lived in a building where the landlord was doing lots of repairs. I noticed a few times when I got home from work that there were pee puddles beside my toilet that I'd clean up. And then one day I got off work early and when I came home a tradesman was in bathroom, which was clearly visible from my front door I saw him standing there with his pants and underwear partway down while he was holding a cigarette in one hand and a cellphone in the other while peeing freestyle. He was playing music so didn't hear me come in but when he realized I was home, he put the cellphone on the vanity and with the cigarette still in his mouth finished his stream, pulled up his pants, zipped up and tucked in. 'Sorry man, you know what it's like when you gotta go' he said to me. 'No problem' I said, telling him my only concern was that he was smoking in my place. As usual, there was a puddle when I went in to use the toilet but I knew how it got there.

Edited Friday at 04:55 AM by Rubbersheetlad
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