Outdoor job guys: do you often piss outside? (even with porta-loo’s or other toilet facilities provided nearby)?

[Kevin 630]

7 minutes ago, shakier1 said:

I don’t work in trade anymore (maybe I should return idk). But it didn’t have to be places they weren’t working at. You would just say, I’ve got to go (to warn the guys) and then pull down their pants (if they wore underwear then that too) and just let it go. We would be on ladders working and just pull the pants down. The end of the day the floors were always flooded. The best part was that no one cared. I loved peeing in the ceiling and one other guy would purposely climb up just to piss all over the insulation.

The piss bottles (if we had bottles lol) would be tossed out as soon as we used them. Didn’t matter where. 

So fucking cool mate !! Doesn't pissing in insulation leave a permanent piss smell in the building ? 😂

[shakier1 55]

5 minutes ago, Kevin said:

So fucking cool mate !! Doesn't pissing in insulation leave a permanent piss smell in the building ? 😂

Yea but we just say it was the possum or rat or something died. Either that or someone will try and spray it down with their deodorant haha.

[Takashi96 1,075]

I used to work at a carwash/gas station where my boss had me do landscaping when we were light on cars. There were several pine trees behind the carwash, so when I was on landscaping duty I always pissed between the pine trees rather than use the gas station restroom. When I was on car wash duty I would pee in the grate inside the car wash between all the giant brushes and automated sprayers. That was always fun.

[gstbcfi8g 50]

On 5/6/2024 at 1:08 PM, stevemcf said:

I’ve worked on building sites for years and I’ve never once used a portaloo. They always get provided cos they have to, but they’re always taken away at the end of the build unused. I can’t be arsed walking all the way across the site to have a piss, so I just whip it out and piss wherever I am. Usually for me thats inside the building. It leaves a piss mark on the floor or wall but it dries up pretty quickly. The lads I work with do the same, and I see others pissing wherever they are or see the piss marks and puddles afterwards. It’s basically everyone on the site that’s doing it. It just makes sense. 

this makes me want to be the stereotypical elder who watches construction sites all day

[gstbcfi8g 50]

The father of a childhood friend of mine used to work in a big factory as an electrician. Once at dinner he told how he had to use a bike to move quickly around then place. Then he told that him and many coworkers don't bother going to the toilets and just piss where they are inside the factory. I was still a young back then but I vividly remember this story.

[timotheebigC 14]

I used to drive for a living so I would often piss whereever whenever 

[TylerHasFun 1,096]

10 hours ago, shakier1 said:

I don’t work in trade anymore (maybe I should return idk). But it didn’t have to be places they weren’t working at. You would just say, I’ve got to go (to warn the guys) and then pull down their pants (if they wore underwear then that too) and just let it go. We would be on ladders working and just pull the pants down. The end of the day the floors were always flooded. The best part was that no one cared. I loved peeing in the ceiling and one other guy would purposely climb up just to piss all over the insulation.

The piss bottles (if we had bottles lol) would be tossed out as soon as we used them. Didn’t matter where. 

bro I love it.  Fuck yeah.  When I used to work in construction, I was the same way.  Bro I pissed everywhere, foundation, dry wall, insulation, bricks, ceiling, carpet.  My friend sometimes warned me saying bro the place really smells.  Lol, 

[Mary Moon 1,980]

I admit that if there were some young workers with nice bodies, seeing them peeing in the open would be very sexy. 😇

[BadBoy21 656]

27 minutes ago, timotheebigC said:

I used to drive for a living so I would often piss whereever whenever 

Would you just pull over and piss alongside the road?  Would you find alleys or run behind buildings?  

[timotheebigC 14]

Either or tbh love just whiping it out and spraying 

[Mary Moon 1,980]

Do you men usually get to the point of desperation, maybe trying to resist until you can use a bathroom, or do you usually relieve yourself first wherever it happens? I don't really like squats, i tend to wet my pull-ups when we go to outdoor sites with the university (i do cultural heritage, so it happens that we spend mornings or afternoons at archaeological sites that often don't have bathrooms, and I, being partially incontinent, tend to need to pee more often than my classmates). I imagine that for you guys it is easier to find a place to be able to give you relief without getting very desperate, as happens more easily to us girls who do not always have the right privacy to be able to pee.  In a certain sense i'm lucky to have the pullup because i can pee myself, however more than once in these situations i have seen some of my classmates who are more shy at the idea of doing a squat suffer from desperation at being forced to hold it in all morning. When we finally take a bathroom break, it's always too late for me, and i use it to change my wet pullup. On the other hand, my male companions are less scrupulous, they look for a discreet place, take out their penis and pee without thinking too much about it. 😄

Edited August 11 by Mary Moon

[timotheebigC 14]

10 minutes ago, Mary Moon said:

Do you men usually get to the point of desperation, maybe trying to resist until you can use a bathroom, or do you usually relieve yourself first wherever it happens? I don't really like squats, i tend to wet my pull-ups when we go to outdoor sites with the university (i do cultural heritage, so it happens that we spend mornings or afternoons at archaeological sites that often don't have bathrooms, and I, being partially incontinent, tend to need to pee more often than my classmates). I imagine that for you guys it is easier to find a place to be able to give you relief without getting very desperate, as happens more easily to us girls who do not always have the right privacy to be able to pee.  In a certain sense i'm lucky to have the pullup because i can pee myself, however more than once in these situations i have seen some of my classmates who are more shy at the idea of doing a squat suffer from desperation at being forced to hold it in all morning. When we finally take a bathroom break, it's always too late for me, and i use it to change my wet pullup. On the other hand, my male companions are less scrupulous, they look for a discreet place, take out their penis and pee without thinking too much about it. 😄

We do get desperate I do alot I suppose it's just easier for us to hide it or just pull it out so we don't get as desperate as woman 

[oliver2 4,418]

16 hours ago, Mary Moon said:

Do you men usually get to the point of desperation, maybe trying to resist until you can use a bathroom, or do you usually relieve yourself first wherever it happens?

Well, I mean, yeah, on the whole if you’re not shy as a guy you can just whip it out somewhere, but there are exceptions where I’ve gotten desperate (very crowded places with nowhere to go pee, air travel, driving a car with nowhere good to stop, …)

[Mary Moon 1,980]

22 hours ago, oliver2 said:

Well, I mean, yeah, on the whole if you’re not shy as a guy you can just whip it out somewhere, but there are exceptions where I’ve gotten desperate (very crowded places with nowhere to go pee, air travel, driving a car with nowhere good to stop, …)

I find desperate guys very sexy especially if they are very young, around my age, their vulnerability is evident in those moments. I almost want to go and console them hehe
I remember in high school, traveling (o had a pullup so o often used the scheduled bathroom breaks to change), but of course the other guys didn't. There was this guy o had a crush on, who while waiting his turn jumped on the spot and got nervous because it was very urgent (it was very hot and we had all drunk a lot), so ok o was in the hormonal peak, that scene, it really turned me on. In my perverted mind, i imagined him finally entering the box, taking out his semi-erect penis and finally giving himself relief sighing.  😄

Edited August 13 by Mary Moon

[Mary Moon 1,980]

1 minute ago, Intraco said:

I'm law enforcement so I have had to pee many times in many weird and wonderful places whilst out and about with no loos, or at crime scenes etc. 

When i see cops watching cars for hours in movies, I always wonder how they never pee. Maybe they have bottles in the car and do it there. Once at a concert i saw a guy who, in order not to lose his seat, took out his penis and peed an empty plastic bottle that he had in his backpack. Unfortunately, he was facing the other way. I admit i would have liked to peek, this guy wasn't even ugly 😄

[Beach Bro 116]

On 5/5/2024 at 6:12 AM, DoctorDoctor said:

If there are female coworkers around during break time, I sometimes pee super hard against the urinal (if equipped) that is attached to the wall, because I know everyone outside can hear the piss stream make a roaring sound. LOL

I love this!  I get the biggest kick from peeing loudly when others are nearby and can hear me in action.

[DownTheBoardwalk 8]

On 5/12/2024 at 10:07 PM, MrTinkle said:

I’ve done some landscaping work, and whenever I work with my dad in the yard I’m always pissing on something outside. When I did landscaping work I’d try to hide behind bushes, or against the fence or even behind sheds. I’ve also done painting work while a house was being built and sometimes I’d take a leak around the house. In the unfinished closet, the basement, where there was insulation going in. Wherever I needed to relieve myself honestly. 

Did he ever do it to or would he give you grief when you did it?

[gldenwetgoose 21,486]

Note - Cop / Law Enforcement tales from @Intraco have been moved topic to https://peefans.com/topic/31321-cop-firefighter-soldiers-pissing/?tab=comments#comment-443904

😀

[gldenwetgoose 21,486]

A thought occurred to me yesterday as I was driving home (slightly desperate in a nice way).

I was close to home on a fairly busy road and passed a works van parked at the side, with a rough grass verge and trees next to it.  The van had orange warning lights on, back doors open and a workman of some kind in hi-viz jacket, trousers and work boots on the grass verge.

The thought occurred that if I parked my car, stepped out in normal clothes and was seen walking in or out from the trees - that would shout out exactly one thing to anyone who saw me.  I may as well piss in the middle of the road, I’d be just as obvious.

But put overalls on, look like you have a purpose and the world is your toilet!!!  Literally nobody (probably not even us) would think anything. 

[blondlover 19]

On 8/12/2024 at 10:34 AM, Mary Moon said:

When i see cops watching cars for hours in movies, I always wonder how they never pee. Maybe they have bottles in the car and do it there. Once at a concert i saw a guy who, in order not to lose his seat, took out his penis and peed an empty plastic bottle that he had in his backpack. Unfortunately, he was facing the other way. I admit i would have liked to peek, this guy wasn't even ugly 😄

I’ve definitely seen a couple officers to the side of the road pissing in the bushes, and once even saw a cop throw a full bottle of piss out his window on the interstate — nearly splashed my car, though I would hardly have minded

[Simon48 279]

Yes, loads, and shit as well sometimes. Ive done two pisses today on peoples properties 😊

[Mary Moon 1,980]

It's easier for you men to free yourself in emergency situations when you're out and about. However, the cops are less lenient with you if they catch you urinating around. 🤣

[clay6 319]

6 minutes ago, Mary Moon said:

It's easier for you men to free yourself in emergency situations when you're out and about. However, the cops are less lenient with you if they catch you urinating around. 🤣

That is very true in many cases. My wife has squatted in crowded parking lots before with zero fear of having issues with cops. 

[Intraco 26]

It differs cop to cop but I generally have no issue with people doing it if 

1) they tried a bit to hide

2) they aren't pissing on someone's property like side of house/car when they could avoid it. 

 

I've told people they can piss in public a fair few times when they have expressed a needed to go but won't because of me. 

 

It's only a problem when 12 drunk lads think it's funny to go openly piss up a door or something 

[TylerHasFun 1,096]

On 10/2/2024 at 11:03 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

A thought occurred to me yesterday as I was driving home (slightly desperate in a nice way).

I was close to home on a fairly busy road and passed a works van parked at the side, with a rough grass verge and trees next to it.  The van had orange warning lights on, back doors open and a workman of some kind in hi-viz jacket, trousers and work boots on the grass verge.

The thought occurred that if I parked my car, stepped out in normal clothes and was seen walking in or out from the trees - that would shout out exactly one thing to anyone who saw me.  I may as well piss in the middle of the road, I’d be just as obvious.

But put overalls on, look like you have a purpose and the world is your toilet!!!  Literally nobody (probably not even us) would think anything. 

Lol, my friend works in public services and he says the same damn thing,  it helps em a lot just find some part to piss, people aint the wiser about it.  I should ask em to get me a vest too