Has anyone ever had to tell someone to mind the stream when outdoor peeing?

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

I was at a music festival in a large outdoor park-like setting.  There were hiking trails along a wooded hillside that overlooked the stage.  I hadn't peed for several hours and really needed a desperate piss, so I went down a trail on the hill and ducked into an opening in the sparse bushes facing downhill.  I quickly pulled by cock out and started peeing into the bushes, the leaves breaking up my strong stream into a puddle that made a river running down the hill.  Only a couple meters down the steep brushy hill was a parallel path, and I noticed a white  pair of buttocks of a woman squatting and peeing facing away from me.  She not in danger from my direct stream which is being deflected by the leaves, but the cascading pee river is another problem.  As I am pissing midstream, I see that my pee river is not soaking in as much as anticipated and is making its way right to where the unknown woman was peeing with her back to me. Am I supposed to call out?  Should I stop my stream (and would that even stop the pee river at this point)?  I am not sure peeing a different direction would help as the terrain seemed to be directing it.  Finally, I see her pull her pants up and scurry away right before the front of the pee river starts to pool up where her right foot was moments earlier.  I finish up and go back to the festival.

While this was all happening, I was panicing and wondered if anyone else has had to call out to a friend or worse, a stranger, to "mind the pee river" or say "pee puddle incoming" or even quick yell to avoid a direct stream or the splatters?

 

[Adidas pisser 303]

My friends used to take me along to their university bar... 

They had another mate who drank with them there... after a few beers he would edge closer to the table we were all sitting around, then announce "mind ya feet boys" and flop his cock out and piss right there under the table!

[ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,746]

I when to music festival with my friends a couple of months ago I reasonably got fucked up  on cheap ass beer we were standing I had pee and porta potties where to far so lower my daisy duke shorts down a bit and begin pissing forward I tell my friend who I almost hit to watch out they ignore me but I noticed a couple of droplets on each of their calves 

Edited August 5, 2023 by ABBYPEEGODDESS

[Alfresco 11,631]

I don’t believe I ever had to tell anyone to mind the stream.

However, that was a great opportunistic sighting for you seeing the lady peeing when you went for your own pee. Good result and it seems you got away with it without peeing on her.  

[Havelock 1,526]

I’ve never asked anyone to mind my stream but I was once out partying with girls in Hollywood and had to tell one to essentially mind the others stream. We’re were transitioning from one club to another and the girls stopped to pee in a parking lot between cars. One of them set her purse on the ground behind her and started to squat between cars. The other one started peeing in front of the car but the slope of the ground took her pee under the car and straight towards the purse. I saw it and called it out. I also gave me the perfect excuse to approach a bit close to try to help her with the purse as she was mid pee.

[TylerHasFun 1,099]

Oh yeah, lots of times.  

My friends go outside their places to smoke.  We're usually drinking, and we're so comfortable with each other that I will literally just turn around the opposite direction and start pissing, while we're smoking and talking still.  I say "watch your shoes boys" and they'd jump and hop out of harms way.  But I must have pissed on their shoes dozens of times.  But to be fair, their piss streams would get me too if I wasn't careful.  One pair of my white sneaks got fricking stained yellow. Lol.

[bane 24]

One of the most erotic pee videos I've ever seen was one of those kind of hidden cameras in busy places clips. Several girls, I think eastern Europeans, were pissing in an alleyway or doorway. One of them had an extremely powerful stream, because she definitely started splattering and plashing the girl in front of her, who had to quickly get out of the way. What made it even hotter was the girl pissing on the other clearly didn't even care, as she made no attempt to reposition herself. I haven't been able to find the clip, which is sad. If anyone could pull it up and share it, it would be SO appreciated!

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

2 hours ago, bane said:

One of them had an extremely powerful stream, because she definitely started splattering and plashing the girl in front of her, who had to quickly get out of the way. What made it even hotter was the girl pissing on the other clearly didn't even care, as she made no attempt to reposition herself. 

Sounds hot that she had such a strong stream and rude that she didn't try to avoid her fellow public pissers at the same time.  Probaby had to pee so urgently she couldn't control it.

[Ppgirl 559]

Definitely. I have a friend and we used to frequently pee together outside when we were partying. There was one scene I vividly remember. We were drinking in the park with some other friends and both my bestie and I needed to pee. We went to our usual place between the dumpster and a wall and I squatted first and she then right in front of me. She started pissing first and when I peed our streams crossed quite literally. I told her to watch out as our merged puddle was pooling around her foot but she didn't budge. So, we literally made a tiny lake of pee abd she was happy our pees merged... Apparently she doesn't have a pee fetish but this was hot 🫠

[Starks2010 2,197]

I haven’t had to call out about my stream but I had a girlfriend back in 2001 who called out to me to watch her stream. We were in a Sears parking garage stairwell where we had to walk down to a lower level to enter the store. 
 

She had a long, black skirt on, and a thong with a black border with the center rainbow colored. She announced she was going to pee. She squatted right inside the stairwell door, at the top of the stairs, moved the skirt out of the way, moved the rainbow thong to one side exposing herself and began to urinate down the stairs. 

I was on the stairs in front if her. She told me to watch (My feet). I didn’t move, I didn’t mind her stream sprinkling my shoes as it splashed off the concrete stairs. She finished relieving herself and we continued down the stairs and went in the store. 

[Turkis viking 28]

4 hours ago, bane said:

One of the most erotic pee videos I've ever seen was one of those kind of hidden cameras in busy places clips. Several girls, I think eastern Europeans, were pissing in an alleyway or doorway. One of them had an extremely powerful stream, because she definitely started splattering and plashing the girl in front of her, who had to quickly get out of the way. What made it even hotter was the girl pissing on the other clearly didn't even care, as she made no attempt to reposition herself. I haven't been able to find the clip, which is sad. If anyone could pull it up and share it, it would be SO appreciated!

I think I know what video you are talking about. Girls filmed at music fetival in Denmark. I also think maybe I have that video. Let me search a bit and send you the link if I find it

[Turkis viking 28]

20 minutes ago, Turkis viking said:

I think I know what video you are talking about. Girls filmed at music fetival in Denmark. I also think maybe I have that video. Let me search a bit and send you the link if I find it

Is it this one?

https://thisvid.com/videos/voyeur-festival-pee-video-1/

[bane 24]

@Turkis viking OMG! That’s the one!!! THANK YOU!!!

[Overlord 451]

Yes I had some encounters of this kind.

As a younger lad, we boys sometimes pissed together. Mostly in the same direction but always there was one who looked for a challenge. And then we tried to piss on the others shoes. Out of fun of course. Because we were so damn funny.

Also I had to organize sometimes the ladies. When they strived for a pee after a party. All drunk and stupid, they couldn't decide where to pee. So I had them arranged in a way to not piss over each others shoes.