Your ultimate porn passion-killers?

[Let_It_Go 267]

Hey all, TFI Friday...!

Was pondering the question above in a very dull meeting this morning.......... What pours a bucket of cold water over your horn when viewing a bit of the naughty?

I very much become aroused when I can buy into the fact that the performer is genuinely enjoying/stimulated by whatever hijinks they are up to. I reckon for me......It's when I get the sense that the performer has no interest in what they are doing on camera that things go south (I mean, not dick-wise as I don't have one). How to describe it.....shark eyes? Just nothing, no emotion, dead, drugged up......... Any situation where the individual/s face/s scream "I don't want to be doing this!!!" is just a hard no from me.

I personally won't post any examples (although many spring to mind) as it's something I find almost upsetting to witness. BUT! Feel free to add content to explain your own specific turn-offs, I'd be interested to hear all about them 🙂

Sam

[Bacardi 9,132]

My personal prefrences are watching women pee without any interference from them. So no touching, no moving, no talking, etc. I'm just plain Jane pee on the carpet and call it a day lol. So there 100 percent have been videos that start out in a perfect position, perfect stream, then she starts touching herself or spraying her stream everywhere that just ruin it for me. I realize people like stuff like that and that's perfectly fine, but for me it's a turn off haha. It's part of the reason why I tend to read my porn rather than watch so I can have my own visualization in my head and I'm not relying on someone else.

[gldenwetgoose 20,252]

There's a certain US porn studio who produce many, many clips - and a good number of them in the Gold Gallery too - with a very talented model.

I do wish though that someone would send her (in fact along with several models I can think of) to anger management counselling.   The constant scowling, grumpy face and anger really is quite the opposite of everything that turns me on about pee.

For example I've got nothing against the age old concept of arriving at the bathroom to find it apparently locked, leading to plenty of desperate dancing about before either a wetting or desperate pee somewhere else.  But what's wrong with having some humour about it?   If that was you or I we'd probably giggle to ourselves a little at the perfect opportunity and the excuse for some naughty improvisation.  Peeing in the carpet, a plant pot, or wherever.

A delicious thought and a huge turn on - unlike watching someone with a face that could sour milk.

That's just me though... 

[Sophie 23,063]

I agree with everything said above so I won't repeat that.

I absolutely hate the same repetitive thing that porn stars do when they are trying to be sexy, It's a huge turn off but i don't even know how to describe it. It's like they awkwardly rub themselves all over, and suck air through their teeth and pull that face... oh I hate that face so much. Like breathing with their mouths wide open, over and over and over. Is it supposed to be a moan? Is it supposed to be sexy?

Close your bloody mouth!

 

[FlyingthedreamUK 226]

Anything scripted or fake ruins it for me. I want to see stuff that I can relate to, things that I enjoy with a partner.

Talking! 90% aren’t actors so when any words come out of their mouths it just sounds awkward.

Fake orgasms for instance… what’s the point?!

 

[puddyls 23,301]

1 hour ago, FlyingthedreamUK said:

Anything scripted or fake ruins it for me. I want to see stuff that I can relate to, things that I enjoy with a partner.

Talking! 90% aren’t actors so when any words come out of their mouths it just sounds awkward.

Fake orgasms for instance… what’s the point?!

 

👆🏼this. though i don't really mind the fake orgasms, but when they are sooo over the top that it becomes distracting, it does kinda ruin the moment. and men are just as guilty of it as the ladies. on that same thought, fake cumshots. i get weirded out seeing litres of buttermilk being tossed about. and then just feel bad for the girl. haha. 

some dialogue works, and, trained actors many participants may not be. but does the script always have to be so corny and forced; have they ever actually been in a sexual situation in the real world? i also have a hard time getting into a video if the situation is obviously staged. like i understand that you probably can't get the real pizza guy to act for you, but i've never ordered a large pepperoni and got a box with a hole cut in it, that just happened to let his cock be a surprise when i opened it. 🙄

sometimes, a misleading title can even be a turn off. like "i'm peeing in public" but then it's obviously just their walled in backyard. yes, you might be outside, and maybe a neighbor might be able to see, but is that really in public?

Edited January 7, 2023 by puddyls

[oliver2 3,899]

4 minutes ago, puddyls said:

👆🏼this. though i don't really mind the fake orgasms, but when they are sooo over the top that it becomes distracting, it does kinda ruin the moment. and men are just as guilty of it as the ladies. on that same thought, fake cumshots. i get weirded out seeing litres of buttermilk being tossed about. haha. 

some dialogue works, and, trained actors many participants may not be. but does the script always have to be so corny and forced; have they ever actually been in a sexual situation in the real world? i also have a hard time getting into a video if the situation is obviously staged. like i understand that you probably can't get the real pizza guy to act for you, but i've never ordered a large pepperoni and got a box with a hole cut in it, that just happened to let his cock be a surprise when i opened it. 🙄

omg “litres of buttermilk” [laughs uncontrollably]

”Yes, this was the kind of ‘extra sausage’ I wanted, thank you [sucks]”

[Let_It_Go 267]

17 hours ago, MonsterKane46 said:

I'm same as Bacardi...  when she starts doing other stuff it turns me off... but I'm also turned off when she has no interest in it and it's obviously just a pay check thing for her. I mean if you're going to do it you might as well do something you enjoy. You'll never be successful on a platform like Only Fans if you can't at least fake enjoying it.

Cannae work out how to quote multiple responses (unless by magic I HAVE done it,in which case, ignore this part....) 

Interesting that you both enjoy an unadultaterated trickle... I suppose you can add however many layers of subtext/situation /back story you so desire... 

[Let_It_Go 267]

16 hours ago, Sophie said:

I agree with everything said above so I won't repeat that.

I absolutely hate the same repetitive thing that porn stars do when they are trying to be sexy, It's a huge turn off but i don't even know how to describe it. It's like they awkwardly rub themselves all over, and suck air through their teeth and pull that face... oh I hate that face so much. Like breathing with their mouths wide open, over and over and over. Is it supposed to be a moan? Is it supposed to be sexy?

Close your bloody mouth!

 

The brunette looks like she's had a visit from the girl from The Ring.... Perhaps her vacant gaping is just a visual reminder that other orifices are available....? 

[gldenwetgoose 20,252]

3 minutes ago, Let_It_Go said:

Cannae work out how to quote multiple responses (unless by magic I HAVE done it,in which case, ignore this part....) 

For info - sorry off topic - but as you look up the page you'll see all the previous posts have 'Quote' under them and also a '+' symbol.    For the multiple ones you'd like to quote, just click the '+' on each.   You'll see on the bottom right of your page a pop up saying 'Quote n posts' for however many.   Just click on that and it will open a new comment for you, containing each post you want to quote (and you can remove text from each just to leave the bits you want).

[Let_It_Go 267]

1 hour ago, FlyingthedreamUK said:

Anything scripted or fake ruins it for me. I want to see stuff that I can relate to, things that I enjoy with a partner.

Talking! 90% aren’t actors so when any words come out of their mouths it just sounds awkward.

Fake orgasms for instance… what’s the point?!

 

On the talking front - is this talking direct to the camera, having dialogue with others on screen or looking past the camera and speaking to someone off screen? 

[Let_It_Go 267]

3 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

For info - sorry off topic - but as you look up the page you'll see all the previous posts have 'Quote' under them and also a '+' symbol.    For the multiple ones you'd like to quote, just click the '+' on each.   You'll see on the bottom right of your page a pop up saying 'Quote n posts' for however many.   Just click on that and it will open a new comment for you, containing each post you want to quote (and you can remove text from each just to leave the bits you want).

Thanks!! 

[satisfied 62]

16 hours ago, Sophie said:

I agree with everything said above so I won't repeat that.

I absolutely hate the same repetitive thing that porn stars do when they are trying to be sexy, It's a huge turn off but i don't even know how to describe it. It's like they awkwardly rub themselves all over, and suck air through their teeth and pull that face... oh I hate that face so much. Like breathing with their mouths wide open, over and over and over. Is it supposed to be a moan? Is it supposed to be sexy?

Close your bloody mouth!

 

good examples, terribly boring, no chance of even a twitch from my limp cock. Now where are those pics of Bacardi having a dribble... 😎

[Let_It_Go 267]

10 minutes ago, MonsterKane46 said:

🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's like the ones where the girl answers the door nude or bottomless or not wearing panties and then bends over in front of the delivery guy.... like that ever happens in real life

I have genuinely let my dressing gown fall open on an unassuming delivery guy... Loved the buzz! 

[MysteryMan 84]

On 1/6/2023 at 5:01 AM, Let_It_Go said:

I very much become aroused when I can buy into the fact that the performer is genuinely enjoying/stimulated by whatever hijinks they are up to. I reckon for me......It's when I get the sense that the performer has no interest in what they are doing on camera that things go south (I mean, not dick-wise as I don't have one). How to describe it.....shark eyes? Just nothing, no emotion, dead, drugged up......... Any situation where the individual/s face/s scream "I don't want to be doing this!!!" is just a hard no from me.

👆🏼This.  It's not fun if they're not having fun. If they're obviously just doing a job, either not enjoying it or completely blank faced, it's a complete boner killer. I don't really mind scripted lines as long as they seem to be having fun with it.  A lot of time the behind the scenes stuff (when it's real, a lot of it is obviously still scripted scenes) is hotter than the actual scenes, because it's just the stars literally fucking around. They're not worried about posing for the camera or having perfect makeup, they're just having a good time.

As far as fake goes, a lot of plastic surgery is also a turn off. I'd rather see real small boobs than obviously fake large ones.

On 1/6/2023 at 11:48 AM, Sophie said:

I agree with everything said above so I won't repeat that.

I absolutely hate the same repetitive thing that porn stars do when they are trying to be sexy, It's a huge turn off but i don't even know how to describe it. It's like they awkwardly rub themselves all over, and suck air through their teeth and pull that face... oh I hate that face so much. Like breathing with their mouths wide open, over and over and over. Is it supposed to be a moan? Is it supposed to be sexy?

Close your bloody mouth!

 

I dated someone who had that actual expression some of the time during sex!  I thought it was an attempt to be porn star sexy at first, but she only made that face when she really started losing control! Don't get me wrong, it's usually fake in porn (I've seen one or two where I believe it), but I've encountered it in the wild!

[Bacardi 9,132]

On 1/7/2023 at 5:08 AM, satisfied said:

good examples, terribly boring, no chance of even a twitch from my limp cock. Now where are those pics of Bacardi having a dribble... 😎

Nowhere on the forum publicly lol.

[Sexismygod 1,762]

2 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Nowhere on the forum publicly lol.

Does that mean they ARE on the forum privately?  Oh my ... I'm all  tizzy now.  Deep breaths, relax ... 😛

[Sexismygod 1,762]

Have to agree with so much of what's already been said.  The godawful fakeness of most porn is almost too much to bear.

The other item that hasn't been mentioned is that quick check to the camera that we see so often.  I mean, come on.  This is especially true for the hidden camera/voyeur category of videos.  If the camera is hidden, why is she looking at it and adjusting her position accordingly?  That little glance at the camera is a serious moment killer for me.

As @Bacardi says, if a girl would just pee somewhere interesting with no direction, no fake expressions, no camera checks, no unnecessary genital fondling ... and then just leave, I'm good.

[satisfied 62]

2 hours ago, Sexismygod said:

Does that mean they ARE on the forum privately?  Oh my ... I'm all  tizzy now.  Deep breaths, relax ... 😛

😁 you beat me to it!

[satisfied 62]

On 1/7/2023 at 4:54 PM, Let_It_Go said:

I have genuinely let my dressing gown fall open on an unassuming delivery guy... Loved the buzz! 

Well funnily enough this reminds me of a very enjoyable moment.

A good few years ago now but wife and I had been staying over at her cousins and in the morning i was in the kitchen chatting when she (cousin) came in. she asked to get into a cupboard i was leaning against to get a bowl and as she bent down her dressing gown opened to fully reveal a beautifully delicious pair of breasts with very erect nipples, no one else saw.

Yes i masturbated as soon as i could when i got home! To this day I often wonder just how deliberate it was.

....... god her breasts really were gorgeous, the mind picture never goes @Let_It_Go hard to explain how much he will have enjoyed 😍

[Sophie 23,063]

I've given it some thought and I have found my ultimate passion killer.

I enjoy watching videos produced by Dane Jones. They are just so beautiful. For example - https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c66d850c33de

HOWEVER...

One of the actors who frequently appear in their videos (I won't be specific for security reasons) looks so much like my brother in law! Like the only thing convincing me they are different people is the actor has tattoos.

[gldenwetgoose 20,252]

7 hours ago, Sophie said:

 

One of the actors who frequently appear in their videos (I won't be specific for security reasons) looks so much like my brother in law! Like the only thing convincing me they are different people is the actor has tattoos.

You are sure the actor isn't just wearing temporary tattoos for the movies, you know to distinguish himself from being an everyday brother-in-law type guy ???

[Kupar 12,420]

8 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

You are sure the actor isn't just wearing temporary tattoos for the movies, you know to distinguish himself from being an everyday brother-in-law type guy ???

Hmm. It would be a bit difficult to ask, wouldn't it. Perhaps a carefully thought out question might reveal the truth. Something like "Can I see your cock?" might do it 😉

[gldenwetgoose 20,252]

@Sophie @Kupar - I was just going to add the afterthought...

Only way to know for certain is if you happen to see the bro-in-law and the porn star together, in the same place at the same time.   That would confirm it.   Guessing you haven't though @Sophie?

🤣

[Sophie 23,063]

16 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

@Sophie @Kupar - I was just going to add the afterthought...

Only way to know for certain is if you happen to see the bro-in-law and the porn star together, in the same place at the same time.   That would confirm it.   Guessing you haven't though @Sophie?

🤣

You know... now I think about it, I've never seen my BIL and Batman in the same ro....omg... MY BROTHER IN LAW IS BATMAN!!