Unexpected: Wife peed outside.

[Alfresco 11,631]

This is going to be a bit long because I want to include the background for those who appreciate it as it helps to understand the build up to the main event.   If you don't like that, then skip down to the last three paragraphs.

Anyone who has read many of my posts will know that my wife is generally very selective over where she will pee and that generally that is very rarely outside, the exception being a few times when she does it to oblige me which has to be in a situation where she is 100% sure that nobody else will see and an incredibly small number of times where she has been so desperate that she had had no choice.   Well, one of these occurred over the weekend, completely unexpectedly.

We were at a fairly small scale visitor attraction for the day and we were there to the very end.   We finally packed up the car and were about to head out when we both decided we needed to pee before we left as it was at least an hour and a half to get home.  We had left peeing until we were ready to depart as we had recently had a couple of drinks each and we wanted to ensure that our bladders were as empty as possible before we hit the road.   However, as we headed for the toilet, one of the staff intercepted us and said that they had already locked up and were about to lock the gate.   We had no choice but to get in the car and depart with almost full bladders.

We decided that as we would be quite late home, we would stop at the McDonalds which was less than 10 minutes into the journey and could pee there.    We arrived there and went in, but found that unusually they were way behind on their cleaning.  The tables that weren't occupied were a mess, there was food and packaging on the floor, the bins were overflowing and so on.   However we found one table that wasn't too bad, moved the few bits that were on there and ordered food.   Whilst food was being prepared, I nipped into the toilet.  It was dirty in there too - of the two urinals, one had lots of pubic hair in it and the other was generally very dirty.  The cubicles were a mess also.   I needed to pee, so I just stood near the urinal and peed - at least I don't have to touch anything.  

We ate our food and drank large drinks and then Mrs A asked me if the toilets were as dirty as the restaurant.   I said that I couldn't comment on the ladies, but the gents was a mess.   She decided that if the gents were bad then the ladies would be worse and she said that she would "Cross her legs".   At this point, we were a minimum of 1 hour 20 mins from home.  However, with the decision made that she wasn't going to use the disgusting toilets, we left and hit the road.

About 20 minutes later, still an hour from home, she was starting to struggle and the following conversation ensued (or at least as close as I can remember):

Her: "Are there any services on the way home?   I'm getting desperate!"

Me: "There are some on the motorway, probably about another half an hour or so - if we don't hit any traffic."

Her: "I don't think I can make half an hour.   Isn't there anything else?"

Me: "There are a couple of small garages on these minor roads, but I don't know if they will have toilets and you would have to go inside to find out."

Her: "That would just add delay if they don't have a toilet.  But I need something.   Right now, I think I'd even consider using a bush."

Well that was music to my ears - with that already admitted, I was convinced that we were going to find a suitable outdoor pee spot.

Me: "Really?   You must be desperate.  You hate peeing outside"

Her: "Yes, I'm desperate.   I'll take anything.   I really should have gone in McDonalds but I hate dirty toilets and I thought I'd make it home.  It is dark, so I'm sure we can find somewhere."

By this time, my dick was already stirring in my trousers.

Me: "OK.  Well there is not much along this stretch as there are quite a few buildings, but we'll find something."

Her: "Please.   It is getting critical"

Me: "Well there is a cricket pavilion at the next junction, you could go behind that, but you wouldn't be hidden from the other road that joins the junction."

Her: "No, too much chance of being seen"

A bit further up, maybe a minute later, there was a row of parked cars.

Me: "I could pull in by the parked cars and you could go behind them"

Her: "No, that would be right on the pavement and anyone could come along".

Then we passed a large layby pull in.

Her: "That layby is too close to the main road"

As I'm imagining her squatting outside, my dick is now close to erect.

Me: "Right, I know of a little side road that goes to a farm.   No other traffic.   It is about as good as it gets - I know because I've used it before when I've been desperate".

Her:  "It's going to have to do.   I can't last much longer"

Me:  "OK.   About another 4 or 5 mins."

So, about four minutes later, we reached a roundabout, turned right down a little country lane that was a no through road leading to a farm.   On the right hand side there was a little pull in by a field gate.   I pulled in to the right so the drivers door was against the gate.    She had her seatbelt off as we came to a stop and was straight out of the door and round to my side of the car.   I got out and stood at the front of the car so that if any vehicle did come up the road then I would be shielding her.   She wasted no time in pulling her leggings down and squatting in a relatively high squat.  As soon as she was in position the floodgates opened and I could hear her pee blasting onto the ground accompanied by a lovely hissing.    I couldn't see a great deal due to it being dark, but I could see her squatted there and the sound was magical.   My dick was now fully erect and straining at my trousers.  I had to adjust it so it pointed straight upwards.

After about 40 seconds, the stream trailed off and she wiped with a McDonalds tissue that she had brought from the car.   She stood up and as she did so, I patted her bare bum and said that I'd really enjoyed it, but she had given me a bit of a problem in my trousers.  She laughed at that, pulled up her leggings, walked to the front of the car and discarded the tissue into some overgrown vegetation then got back into the car.

We then spent the rest of the car journey talking about it and when we finally passed the motorway services she said that there is no way that we would have got there with a dry seat.  It also sounds like that having done this now, she may be more up for it in the future if needs must.   She even talked about possibly planning a stop at that place again, knowing that it was nice and secluded.......  I have told her that she never needs to wait for a services as far as I am concerned.

 

Edited September 26, 2022 by Alfresco

[Kupar 13,339]

Fabulous @Alfresco! Thanks so much for telling us about it ... sounds like a great drive home - and I am sure Mrs A would have enjoyed the relief of going, and how considerate you were to shield her as best you could. Fingers crossed she doesn't mind doing it again in the future!

[Alfresco 11,631]

9 minutes ago, Kupar said:

Fabulous @Alfresco! Thanks so much for telling us about it ... sounds like a great drive home - and I am sure Mrs A would have enjoyed the relief of going, and how considerate you were to shield her as best you could. Fingers crossed she doesn't mind doing it again in the future!

She said the relief was amazing. The look on her face confirmed it.  She absolutely knew that I stood there to enjoy the experience as much as shielding her but she did appreciate the shielding and was happy for me to enjoy the experience. 

[JDG 870]

That was a fantastic result, hopefully she lost a bit of her reluctance now! 

[harry_jones_1975 604]

Jolly good times 

[wettingman 571]

Great story, thank you for sharing. 

[tatstatsort 264]

Goodness this is a great story. I can shut my eyes and imagine it as if I was there.

As my wife is the same, I fully understand the longing for them to do it and then the magic when it does happen. I've already written about my own similar experience as yours here, the difference being my wife was caught mid flow but was so desperate she did not care and carried on pissing.

It's promising for you @Alfresco because your wife merely commenting positively on the experience suggests some newfound comfort. That was what my wife did after her desperation episode and she is alot more happy to stop and have a wee now for the sake of comfort. In the past it was openly stated only would happen in the event of absolute desperation and no toilets. The other exception being a marriage gift!

I hope you can find a gentle way of encouraging her and showing your appreciation so that she does it more for you to write about. Yours and @Sophie descriptions of your experiences are my favourites to read about because of the attention to detail in what you see/what sophie does. Wish I could share a recording of my wife as token of my appreciation to you as I know you'd both enjoy it but it is on strict agreement for my  eyes only!

[Alfresco 11,631]

Thanks @tatstatsort.   I always like to know that people appreciate the effort of putting in the details.   I could have just written a two line summary that said that my day was made when my wife who doesn't regularly pee outside had to get me to stop so she could pee behind the car.   But that doesn't do it justice and I think the details help make it much more meaningful.   I totally agree regarding @Sophie - I love her descriptions of her peeing experiences.

I am optimistic that Mrs A may relax her restrictions on peeing outside, but I am sure it will remain to be only when she is 100% sure she won't get caught or because she is too desperate to be able to avoid it.   I will definitely be encouraging her and telling her not to worry too much if there is a small risk of being caught.

[The99Club 351]

@AlfrescoI think we would all if our significant others were more indulgent of our pee interests. That being said, isn't there a sort of added excitement/eroticism when it happens knowing she did not plan it and really didn't want it to? I feel like my ideal is someone who prefers not to do it, but she naturally gets herself in some bad spots from time to time.

[gldenwetgoose 21,488]

You're right @The99Club - when something isn't everyday, but is a treat then it is all that more special.

The other factor is we all love everything about pee - but for our loved ones it can be just a bodily function, a nuisance, an embarrassment and a potential humiliation.  In @Alfresco's case and mine once upon a time, our partners know we enjoy - but there is the risk that patience wears thin and becomes a source of friction.  Voice of experience speaking, and hope I've taken that one for the team so Alfresco doesn't have to.

[The99Club 351]

I have been there myself!

[Alfresco 11,631]

17 hours ago, The99Club said:

isn't there a sort of added excitement/eroticism when it happens knowing she did not plan it and really didn't want it to?

Absolutely!   It is definitely the case that it is more exciting for me because Mrs A doesn't routinely pee outside, so when it does happen it is extra special - sometimes it is special because she is treating me and sometimes it is special because (like this time) she is just so absolutely desperate that it has got to happen.   I love both and I love the fact that we can talk about it and she knows that it excites me.     I see my wife on the toilet every day, sometimes several times a day and because that is routine, it has lost the excitement as it is not taboo, naughty or unusual anymore.   So, whilst I would never discourage my wife from peeing outside, I actually like the fact that it is a rare occurrence and therefore extra special.

16 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

for our loved ones it can be just a bodily function, a nuisance, an embarrassment and a potential humiliation.

This is exactly the case with Mrs A.   She can't understand my fascination or attraction to pee, but thankfully she accepts it and I'm able to talk honestly with her about it (to a point).  I think it is good for her to know that she has excited me and she likes indulging me from time to time.   

16 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

but there is the risk that patience wears thin and becomes a source of friction.

Totally agree with this too.   I am careful not to go on about peeing or continually ask my wife to pee outside or do other pee related things.  She knows I like it.  She knows what I like.  She knows that I'll be very happy if she does some of these things and when she chooses to do so (or in this case absolutely needs to do so) then she knows that I will appreciate it.... a lot...  I don't need to continually raise the question as that would be counter productive.   OK, every now and again I do, but not all the time.

It was a very big step for me to tell her how I felt about pee and I was very worried that it could backfire, but thankfully it didn't.   If I remember rightly it was one of the times when she absolutely had to pee outside and I just told her how much I'd enjoyed seeing her do that.   She then questioned me and I answered honestly.   She never held it against me and I'm glad that she knows my position.   

I am sorry that it didn't work out so well for @gldenwetgoose and I'm sure it is the same for many others who have had partners that don't understand, maybe even lost partners over it.   For that reason, there are a lot of people who won't broach the subject because they don't know what their partner's reaction would be.

 

[The99Club 351]

@Alfrescoif I may, how often would you say Mrs A voluntarily indulges you on her own?

Edited October 6, 2022 by The99Club

[Alfresco 11,631]

On 10/6/2022 at 4:25 PM, The99Club said:

@Alfrescoif I may, how often would you say Mrs A voluntarily indulges you on her own?

Well, it does vary and so does the nature of the indulgence.   She pees on the toilet in front of me every day, but outdoor pees other than our garden are very rare.   Maybe a couple of times a year if I'm lucky.   We have a hot tub and maybe once a month she might stand on the deck when she gets out and pees onto the deck.   A couple of times a year she might pee elsewhere in the garden and usually if we go away for a weekend or go on holiday then she will pee on me in the bathroom or do something like pee over the bath or on the balcony.   If we are away and there is a hot tub or swimming pool then she usually pees in it and lets me know what she is doing.

Overall, I probably get some kind of peeing indulgence about twice a month I would say.

[The99Club 351]

Thanks @Alfresco I'd say twice a month is pretty good!