Popular Post Kupar 13,307 Posted June 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2022 (edited) Yesterday afternoon, as a sexy wet prelude to a regular ‘date night’ session, K and I held a competition to see which of us could pee further. We’d both been filling up for a couple of hours before a G&T on the sofa and a relaxing chat about this and that, and then I explained to her what we’d be doing. Disclaimer: I am a late-fifties man who has to get up 2-3 times in the night to pee and who doesn’t have a strong flow at the best of times; K is a similar-age woman who’s never peed particularly forcefully. We weren’t expecting to break records. This was about fun – pure and simple. To make sure that we both started from more or less the same position, with no advantage give for height, we took it in turns to sit at the doorway between the dining room and kitchen, facing in towards the kitchen and its easily cleanable floor. K stripped off her trousers and knickers, pulled up her knees and spread her legs, lifted her heels off the ground, and leaned back to balance, then pulled her pussy lips apart and upwards and tried to push. Nothing happened. I’ve just listened back to the video – here is an edited transcript from the 1 minute or so of efforts to project an arc of pee as far as possible: K “I can’t get anything out at this angle! Mnmhgh.” Me “Deep breaths and relax. There you go!” K “Mmnngghh! This is HARD! Oooh! [laughs, shrieks] Oh, this is weird! ….. [shrieks] Oh – hang on, there’s more [laughs]” Me “Wow!” K “God it’s hard … unngghh! I can’t get any more out in that way – it’s too much effort!” Me “That’s amazing! You can just stand up and wee on the floor now then.” K “No. I’ll let the rest out in the toilet.” Me “Right – this was your furthest point.” All this time I was smiling and getting more and more turned on as I watched the pee spurt out and splash on the floor, moving my finger as a marker to record the point of impact of the liquid arc on the floor and seeing the puddle spread further and further across the vinyl. Then it was time to swap places. We placed a little cup to mark K’s attempt, and I sat down where she had been. I needed to go, but I couldn’t achieve any sort of single, continuous, powerful flow. The best I could hope for to achieve any sort of distance was to clamp off the flow, allow the pressure to build, then release a spurt. By doing this a few times, I managed to send a jet of pee beyond K’s marker (I had no preconceptions about who would get furthest, by the way). When I was done, we measured: K’s maximum distance achieved from the baseline was 105cm; mine was 160cm. How the hell those powerful peeing women can launch it 5m + from squatting near the ground I will never know. Disappointingly, the camera autofocus threw a wobbly when we swapped positions, with the result that my distance attempt is all fuzzy (though the capture of K’s peeing is perfect and is one for the private collection 😊 But here’s a photo of the aftermath of K’s pee attempt, as we marked the distance and inspected her output. And after the fun, I cleaned up the kitchen while K had a bath, then I joined her and we spent the next hour or so getting jiggy in the bedroom. It’s what Saturday evenings are made for! As ever, enormous thanks to my amazing wife for indulging my kink (she did say she’d had fun too, actually, and the smiles on her face don't lie!) and of course for allowing me to share these words and picture with you all. Edited June 19, 2022 by Kupar Typo 3 8 9 Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 10,064 Posted June 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2022 So....what do I have to do to compete in this contest? Because I am certain i could out pee both you and K on any day of the week 🤣 4 8 Link to post
Kupar 13,307 Posted June 19, 2022 Author Share Posted June 19, 2022 Just now, Bacardi said: So....what do I have to do to compete in this contest? Because I am certain i could out pee both you and K on any day of the week 🤣 Absolutely sure you could out-pee us @Bacardi! Next time you're here, let's have a three way competition, OK?! And in the meantime, let us know how training is going😉 2 Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 10,064 Posted June 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, Kupar said: Absolutely sure you could out-pee us @Bacardi! Next time you're here, let's have a three way competition, OK?! And in the meantime, let us know how training is going😉 Training in my mind is going great. Part of a very naughty dream I had last night was letting the last of my pee out in the corner of my bedroom but it shot across the room to the other side of the wall and absolutely flooded the floor. Training in real life hasn't begun yet 😅 but I will certainly keep you updated! 6 Link to post
James_erased 1,736 Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 Hey, it sounds as if we have our first official event for the PeeFans sports club! 😅 What a wonderful account @Kupar, I definitely enjoyed reading this one and the accompanying picture of the resulting evidence, too 💦 A Saturday evening well spent, indeed! 1 1 1 Link to post
A_AShes 525 Posted June 19, 2022 Share Posted June 19, 2022 Bacardi dreams of peedarts (pee darts, pee d'arts, peed arts)... So waiting for contest... 2 Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 10,064 Posted June 20, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 20, 2022 @Kupar training has begun and my chosen partner/pee coach has vowed that we will drown you in pee so get ready 🤣 1 1 1 3 1 Link to post
Kupar 13,307 Posted June 20, 2022 Author Share Posted June 20, 2022 2 hours ago, Bacardi said: @Kupar training has begun and my chosen partner/pee coach has vowed that we will drown you in pee so get ready 🤣 Excellent news @Bacardi 😊. I'm looking forward to it already 😜 Link to post
Eliminature 5,209 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Great little contest! And like Bacardi, I wish I could take part - standing, though! Hopefully Mrs Kupar will feel confident enough to have a standing pissing contest with you, sometime. I usually beat Mr E for distance, but he bests me on height! 1 2 1 Link to post
harry_jones_1975 603 Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 Thank you for a jolly splendid share dear chap. 1 Link to post
Kupar 13,307 Posted June 29, 2022 Author Share Posted June 29, 2022 On 6/25/2022 at 10:29 AM, Eliminature said: Great little contest! And like Bacardi, I wish I could take part - standing, though! Hopefully Mrs Kupar will feel confident enough to have a standing pissing contest with you, sometime. I usually beat Mr E for distance, but he bests me on height! You know you and Mr E would be more than welcome Eli 😊 1 1 Link to post
LovesToWet 3,778 Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 That sounds a great nights fun 1 Link to post
Popular Post Kupar 13,307 Posted June 29, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 29, 2022 1 hour ago, LovesToWet said: That sounds a great nights fun It was @LovesToWet 🙂 I think something that is often missed is just how much *fun* pee play can be. Sure, the sexual turn-on is real for me - very real - and it just isn't for K, but if I could show you the video of that little competition (and don't even think about asking lol) you'd see such big smiles and hear so much laughter from K and me. 1 4 Link to post
LovesToWet 3,778 Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 @Kupar I wouldn't dream if asking, I know that's for you and K, just glad you both had fun 1 Link to post
Kupar 13,307 Posted June 29, 2022 Author Share Posted June 29, 2022 4 minutes ago, LovesToWet said: I wouldn't dream of asking I know, I know 🙂 5 minutes ago, LovesToWet said: just glad you both had fun Thanks my friend x Link to post
gldenwetgoose 21,338 Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 How did I miss this for the last ten days??? Excellent mission, perfect execution (within the limits of what your bodies would allow) and generally top kudos all around. Huge thanks to K too for allowing you to share. She's a good 'un. Just excellent. 1 Link to post
Kupar 13,307 Posted June 29, 2022 Author Share Posted June 29, 2022 (edited) 12 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said: How did I miss this for the last ten days??? Excellent mission, perfect execution (within the limits of what your bodies would allow) and generally top kudos all around. Huge thanks to K too for allowing you to share. She's a good 'un. Just excellent. Haha! You have a whole site to keep on top of Mr Goose. Of course you won't see everything! But I am glad it hit the spot for you. And yes ... I reckon I could probably live with K for a while yet 😉 Edited June 29, 2022 by Kupar Improving the language. You know, for someone who's a writer I'm sometimes v poor 2 Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 2,314 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 You two sure know how to party. That would be so much fun! I hope I can get my husband to do that with me some Saturday night soon! We have a big kitchen with tiles just begging for multiple, measurable puddles! Your transcript was hillarious! I wanted to hear more! And I am soooooo glad she enjoyed herself too! Thanks so much for sharing your fun! 1 1 Link to post
radu 130 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 1 hour ago, MidoriLemonade85 said: You two sure know how to party. That would be so much fun! I hope I can get my husband to do that with me some Saturday night soon! We have a big kitchen with tiles just begging for multiple, measurable puddles! Your transcript was hillarious! I wanted to hear more! And I am soooooo glad she enjoyed herself too! Thanks so much for sharing your fun! You wrote that you have a very small bladder so you probably won't win the competition, but I'd be glad if you described it. I will be happy to read it. Link to post
radu 130 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 On 6/19/2022 at 11:48 AM, Kupar said: Yesterday afternoon, as a sexy wet prelude to a regular ‘date night’ session, K and I held a competition to see which of us could pee further. We’d both been filling up for a couple of hours before a G&T on the sofa and a relaxing chat about this and that, and then I explained to her what we’d be doing. Disclaimer: I am a late-fifties man who has to get up 2-3 times in the night to pee and who doesn’t have a strong flow at the best of times; K is a similar-age woman who’s never peed particularly forcefully. We weren’t expecting to break records. This was about fun – pure and simple. To make sure that we both started from more or less the same position, with no advantage give for height, we took it in turns to sit at the doorway between the dining room and kitchen, facing in towards the kitchen and its easily cleanable floor. K stripped off her trousers and knickers, pulled up her knees and spread her legs, lifted her heels off the ground, and leaned back to balance, then pulled her pussy lips apart and upwards and tried to push. Nothing happened. I’ve just listened back to the video – here is an edited transcript from the 1 minute or so of efforts to project an arc of pee as far as possible: K “I can’t get anything out at this angle! Mnmhgh.” Me “Deep breaths and relax. There you go!” K “Mmnngghh! This is HARD! Oooh! [laughs, shrieks] Oh, this is weird! ….. [shrieks] Oh – hang on, there’s more [laughs]” Me “Wow!” K “God it’s hard … unngghh! I can’t get any more out in that way – it’s too much effort!” Me “That’s amazing! You can just stand up and wee on the floor now then.” K “No. I’ll let the rest out in the toilet.” Me “Right – this was your furthest point.” All this time I was smiling and getting more and more turned on as I watched the pee spurt out and splash on the floor, moving my finger as a marker to record the point of impact of the liquid arc on the floor and seeing the puddle spread further and further across the vinyl. Then it was time to swap places. We placed a little cup to mark K’s attempt, and I sat down where she had been. I needed to go, but I couldn’t achieve any sort of single, continuous, powerful flow. The best I could hope for to achieve any sort of distance was to clamp off the flow, allow the pressure to build, then release a spurt. By doing this a few times, I managed to send a jet of pee beyond K’s marker (I had no preconceptions about who would get furthest, by the way). When I was done, we measured: K’s maximum distance achieved from the baseline was 105cm; mine was 160cm. How the hell those powerful peeing women can launch it 5m + from squatting near the ground I will never know. Disappointingly, the camera autofocus threw a wobbly when we swapped positions, with the result that my distance attempt is all fuzzy (though the capture of K’s peeing is perfect and is one for the private collection 😊 But here’s a photo of the aftermath of K’s pee attempt, as we marked the distance and inspected her output. And after the fun, I cleaned up the kitchen while K had a bath, then I joined her and we spent the next hour or so getting jiggy in the bedroom. It’s what Saturday evenings are made for! As ever, enormous thanks to my amazing wife for indulging my kink (she did say she’d had fun too, actually, and the smiles on her face don't lie!) and of course for allowing me to share these words and picture with you all. Urine volume competitions or peeing speed competitions would also be very cool. You can also compare the color. Will you do such competitions in the future? I would like to read about it, and photos of pee after such competition ... Mmm, I don't even dream about it. 1 Link to post
Kupar 13,307 Posted July 1, 2022 Author Share Posted July 1, 2022 (edited) 12 hours ago, radu said: Urine volume competitions or peeing speed competitions would also be very cool. You can also compare the color. Will you do such competitions in the future? I would like to read about it, and photos of pee after such competition ... Mmm, I don't even dream about it. It wasn't really a competition but we did compare 'normal' volumes for a few days 😊. We'll think about other competitions maybe. https://peefans.com/topic/17534-fun-with-bladder-function-checks/ Edited July 1, 2022 by Kupar Typo Link to post
Kupar 13,307 Posted July 1, 2022 Author Share Posted July 1, 2022 14 hours ago, MidoriLemonade85 said: You two sure know how to party. That would be so much fun! I hope I can get my husband to do that with me some Saturday night soon! We have a big kitchen with tiles just begging for multiple, measurable puddles! Your transcript was hillarious! I wanted to hear more! And I am soooooo glad she enjoyed herself too! Thanks so much for sharing your fun! Thanks, and you're welcome @MidoriLemonade85. I'll write more next time we have some wet fun ❤️ 1 Link to post
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