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I recall reading somewhere an Italian woman holds the world pissing distance competition at about 30 feet. What's the best distance in feet you have achieved? And not from off a bridge.....but from a sitting or squating or standing on flat ground ?

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On 1/28/2024 at 12:16 AM, Kupar said:

Can I have your cast-off mermaid please? Conventional top-half-human, bottom-half-fish will do me fine.

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A perfect likeness! You must have had this artwork commissioned!! But now everyone on PeeFans knows what you both look like!! 🫢😆 (the upwards glare from that mermaid is simply divine)

Is there room for one more mermaid here or am I too late to this underwater party? 🧜‍♀️

Erm….and a female head and boobs with a shiny, scaly tail is the only way I’ll take my mermaids, thank you. 

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14 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said:

A perfect likeness! You must have had this artwork commissioned!! But now everyone on PeeFans knows what you both look like!! 🫢😆 (the upwards glare from that mermaid is simply divine)

Come to think of it kupar, it can't be a coincidence that these two characters look exactly like us. DID you get it commissioned 😏 

And of course bestie. You are the mermaid expert. You have to teach me the ropes!

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3 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Come to think of it kupar, it can't be a coincidence that these two characters look exactly like us. DID you get it commissioned 😏 

And of course bestie. You are the mermaid expert. You have to teach me the ropes!

I wouldn’t put it past him! Kupar can do anything. 😉

Ok! Well, you will need to either grow some secret gills to breathe underwater or hold your breath for …I don’t know…how long does a blow-job take!? 😆

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11 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said:

I happen to have exclusive secret pics of Bacardi with her hot Italian lover having wet, passionate times under the Mediterranean…💙💚

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Girl.........Yes PLEASE 🥵🥵🥵

8 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said:

how long does a blow-job take!? 😆

I make mine last a long time. Lots of teasing with my tongue 😜

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2 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Girl.........Yes PLEASE 🥵🥵🥵

I make mine last a long time. Lots of teasing with my tongue 😜

That’s the difference between you and I. I am impatient and over-enthusiastic.😆 Typical Aries! But …having a cock in my mouth, especially underwater, is such a magical and enjoyable experience, I would try my best to make it last a while. 

Who needs air anyway…it’s overrated….! 

Oh well, seems our Kupar will get the best of both worlds. Some people are just born under a lucky star. 💚

And your Italian lover is hot as hell, girl. 😉 Reminds me of my movies crush, Aquaman. 💖

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3 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said:

And your Italian lover is hot as hell, girl. 😉 Reminds me of my movies crush, Aquaman

How do mermaid have sex with each other anyway? Please let me know so I can envision this properly lol.

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@MidoriLemonade85 here i used Bing image creator to make my dream man. Couldn't for the life of me get it to render me as a black mermaid with light skin like how I actually look, but these are my favorites 

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and then this pisstake when I accidentally typed "bears" instead of "beard" 

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I was SO confused. But just about died laughing 💀 look at how horrific the fingers loom. AI sucks at making hands.

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4 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

How do mermaid have sex with each other anyway? Please let me know so I can envision this properly lol.

So glad you asked!

Sorry for the copy-paste but this explains it well…(with some edits thrown in from me)

Merpeople are very gender-fluid, but usually they fall into the categories of mermaids, mermen and male mermaids.

Merpeople have genitalia similar to ours except on their front, with their anuses right above their private parts. Mermaids have vaginas, mermen have penises in sheaths, kind of like dolphins, and male mermaids have both penises and vaginas 

Edit: (apparently, though I myself have never seen it)

Q: How do merpeople have sex?

When any group of merpeople love each other very much, they rub their parts against each other, sometimes inside each other, in a special, watery cuddle.

Edit: yes, mermaids have group sex for fun …not just to make babies. Sunset is a great time for this.

Q: How do merpeople and humans have sex?

Because humans can't breathe under water, if they want to have sex with a merperson, they need to get out of the water for a little bit. Merpeople can be out of the water for up to 12 hours, but they can't walk, so this means having to have sex on the beach (don't do this in Florida). 

More…

https://www.wweek.com/portland/article-25067-the-talk-how-to-explain-mermaid-sex-to-your-kids.html

 

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2 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

@MidoriLemonade85 here i used Bing image creator to make my dream man. Couldn't for the life of me get it to render me as a black mermaid with light skin like how I actually look, but these are my favorites 

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and then this pisstake when I accidentally typed "bears" instead of "beard" 

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I was SO confused. But just about died laughing 💀 look at how horrific the fingers loom. AI sucks at making hands.

Wow! Amazing!

and yes it does!!! 🤣

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4 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

@MidoriLemonade85 here i used Bing image creator to make my dream man. Couldn't for the life of me get it to render me as a black mermaid with light skin like how I actually look, but these are my favorites 

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and then this pisstake when I accidentally typed "bears" instead of "beard" 

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I was SO confused. But just about died laughing 💀 look at how horrific the fingers loom. AI sucks at making hands.

What does it create if you ask it to draw a man from East Anglia with a perfect body and cock of a rather satisfying size? 

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