Medical peeing experience.

[DoctorDoctor 1,065]

I recently had a follow-up ultrasound of my kidneys and bladder from a kidney stone episode I had last year.  (I wouldn't wish kidney stones on my worst enemy, but it luckily passed quickly.)  Anyway, I was told to show up with a full bladder for my appointment.  I did and then had to wait an extra 1/2 hour, because they were behind schedule.  I was really, really full when the very young, attractive ultrasound technician called me in to the small, darkened exam room.  She sheepishly asked if my bladder was full.  I answered with a firm, yes!  After getting on the table in only a gown and a paper towel over my genitals, she started the scan.  I was concerned about the pressure in my bladder and the attractiveness of the techinician would cause an embarassing reaction, but I kept my cock under control.  After about only 3-4 seconds of scanning, she set the wand down and handed me a large beaker.  She aid, "you are really full, use this if you need to."  I believe she was implying if I was going to start leaking or accidentally peeing.  After performing some measurements and screenshots, she said that I needed to empty out some, my bladder was too full for a good view.  Sheepishly, she asked if I could just empty a out a cupful.  I said sure, I'd try, so I pulled out my cock, turned away slightly,  and pissed about 200 ml.  She told me there was a bathroom available, if I needed privacy, but kind of after the fact.  She continued the exam, but told me that wasn't enough, so I let out another 200-300 ml.  Another 5 minutes of scanning, and then she said I needed to "empty out" for the rest of the images.  She again offered the restroom, but noted that I had already peed earlier.  I just stood up, faced away from her and pissed out the remaining urine for a total of 1150 ml in the beaker that held about 1.5 L when full.  She looked really shocked at the amount and took the full beaker from me and set it aside to be emptied later.  The rest of the exam was completed without incident.  And happy to report no more kidney stones or followup required.

Anyone else have any medical peeing stories they want to share?

BTW, as I have said before, I am not a medical doctor.  I haven't ever spent a day in the hospital and needed a bedpan or hospital urinal.

[DoctorDoctor 1,065]

1 hour ago, Pissalot said:

I like how casual you are about peeing in front of the doctor 

I had to piss super bad and was also in a hurry to have the whole procedure done.  It was also a medical procedure, so I didn't have a problem pissing near the ultrasound technician.  I did turn away from her, for what's worth.

[Peewee123 1,111]

I have had to have an ultra sound with a full bladder like you, but they sent me to the toilet to empty it when they were taken the after view. I have to say though I filled up so quickly that I got to hospital for my test and literally couldn't sit still, I was walking up and down a jiggling, and shaking my arms to try and distract myself but it wasn't working, I was fuller than full. 3 times I went to the toilet and just released enough to take that edge off before they finally called me in. They then commented at just how full my bladder was and that it must have been really uncomfortable. haha I don't think I have ever been quite so full and unable to relieve myself lol I have had a few pee stories in hospital although not quite the same as yours and very tame in comparison!

1) I have had a catheter twice when I had c section. I kept it in for 24 hours each time and then they took it out. It's weird being able to drink constantly and never feeling full, the need to go or feeling the pee coming out. It's just like nothing! And removing the catheter isn't too fun, a bit stingy.

2) I had a loss of sensation and had to have bladder scanned, then sent me to the toilet, then scanned again, then sent back and fourth to see how it was working. Having 3 nurses all come in and have a go with the probe and all looking closely and discussion your bladder and pee as no one can quite believe the readings as they were so high (large full bladder), then stand chatting while you pee only a meter away (through a door) and then them looking again to see how you performed was odd. They all get really into it and all cheer when you finally manage to go haha

3) After an operation I couldn't go home until I had peed, but had no sensation of needing to pee (spinal op). The nurse kept coming and going to check up on me and in the end asked if she could check if I had wet myself and just not felt it. She was a bit embarrassed to ask and laughed, but checked under my covers and robe to see that I was dry (she wouldn't just take my word for it). I was dry btw and later managed to go fine and went home.

4) After a different spinal op I was in pain and weak and seriously effected by the drugs. The nurse came in to get me up to pee and I just collapsed into her when I tried to walk, she held me and walked me to the toilet but I found the strength to insist I did it alone when we got there. She wasn't too impressed as she didn't think I was well enough but I wasn't going to pee while being watched. So she went out but tried to keep the door open, but I closed it and I went to the toilet. Except she decided she was worried about me and came bursting in when I was half way through to check on me. I quickly finished and got up to wipe and she tried to help me hahaha I insisted I was fine and did it myself, but she held my arm and back to make sure I didn't fall while I did it then she helped me pull pants up (I really didn't want help but she just did it) and put me back to bed!

5) After another operation (I have had a lot of operations but I am fine) they decided I was still too sleepy after the anaesthetic, I was desperate for the toielt as I had been on an IV drip, I held it as much as possible but decided I had to go. I buzzed and they came in, I told them I was desperate but they told me I had only had one bag of fluids and I couldn't be that desperate and could I wait. I said no and asked to use the toilet. They said there was no way i was allowed to stand up so I'd have to use a bedpan! I was not impressed and tried to negotiate a trip to the toilet but she was having none of it. So in came the bedpan, the nurse helps me by placing mattress protectors down, sliding the pan under my butt, covering me back over then she left me to pee while she went and did something else. I tried to pee but it was impossible while laying down with my butt raised up, so pulled myself up to a kinda sitting and then let it flow. OMG I needed it!! Only problem was, as my pee went on, I started to feel my butt get slightly wet and I realised the pan was FULL! I couldn't decide what to do, they had told me it was easily big enough and I couldn't be that desperate so I trusted them and just kept going although I lifted myself up so I was hovering and not getting wet. I then buzzed and the nurse came back, when I lifted my butt up for her to take the pan she couldn't believe it. She said "oh wow you really did need to go, I've not seen anyone fill one of these before" haha. She then couldn't work out how to move it without spilling it. In the end she wrapped it with the mattress protector and carefully held it and took it away! Thinking about it now I don't think they gave me anything to wipe with so I must have just dried my butt on the mattress protector she left down. 

6) Many many times I have had to do urine samples and had to pee in the tiniest little tubes ever, but you actually become a pro and I could do it without looking or spilling a drop by the end!

7) After a few operations I have been asked to use a commode or bedpan but I have refused and forced myself to the toilet as I didn't fancy peeing in view of nurses!

That's all I can remember right now although there are probably more I can't remember!

[DoctorDoctor 1,065]

1 hour ago, Peewee123 said:

5) After another operation (I have had a lot of operations but I am fine) they decided I was still too sleepy after the anaesthetic, I was desperate for the toielt as I had been on an IV drip, I held it as much as possible but decided I had to go. I buzzed and they came in, I told them I was desperate but they told me I had only had one bag of fluids and I couldn't be that desperate and could I wait. I said no and asked to use the toilet. They said there was no way i was allowed to stand up so I'd have to use a bedpan! I was not impressed and tried to negotiate a trip to the toilet but she was having none of it. So in came the bedpan, the nurse helps me by placing mattress protectors down, sliding the pan under my butt, covering me back over then she left me to pee while she went and did something else. I tried to pee but it was impossible while laying down with my butt raised up, so pulled myself up to a kinda sitting and then let it flow. OMG I needed it!! Only problem was, as my pee went on, I started to feel my butt get slightly wet and I realised the pan was FULL! I couldn't decide what to do, they had told me it was easily big enough and I couldn't be that desperate so I trusted them and just kept going although I lifted myself up so I was hovering and not getting wet. I then buzzed and the nurse came back, when I lifted my butt up for her to take the pan she couldn't believe it. She said "oh wow you really did need to go, I've not seen anyone fill one of these before" haha. She then couldn't work out how to move it without spilling it. In the end she wrapped it with the mattress protector and carefully held it and took it away! Thinking about it now I don't think they gave me anything to wipe with so I must have just dried my butt on the mattress protector she left down. 

That's all I can remember right now although there are probably more I can't remember!

@Peewee123  Thanks for sharing those experiences!  You have had a lot of operations, so I hope you are doing better now.  I haven't had anything that wasn't outpatient.  Experience number 5 was hot to read, but probably not for you. LOL

I never understood how anyone could use a bedpan while laying.  It seems like for a woman the pee stream (if not deflected) would overshoot and end up all over the  mattress between your thighs or on the sheets they pulled over you.  Is there nothing to deflect or guide it down into the pan while laying?

You must have quite the capacity.  I would think they would design them big enough to handle big bladders. Maybe not as big as yours. 😉

If you can remember any more, please share.

 

[Peewee123 1,111]

4 hours ago, DoctorDoctor said:

I would think they would design them big enough to handle big bladders.

You'd hope so, it was one of those metal ones but it definitely filled up! And they dont work while laying, not for me anyway haha

[Kupar 12,319]

12 hours ago, Peewee123 said:

It's weird being able to drink constantly and never feeling full, the need to go or feeling the pee coming out. It's just like nothing! And removing the catheter isn't too fun, a bit stingy.

You have reminded me of the time I had a UTI and didn't realise what was going on. Over the course of a work day it just became more and more difficult to pee until mid afternoon I just couldn't go. I wanted to, but nothing would come out. I went home from work and called the out of hours doctor, and my wife drove me to the surgery about 10 miles away, all the time desperate and upset, feeling like I was going to burst. It was horrible.

At the doctor's, a nurse put a catheter in - very skilfully (no discomfort at all!) - and my pee just started flowing, and it just went on and on and on! I don't have a big bladder, but that day it was stretched to capacity.

But the thing is, though the relief was immense, physically the sensation was almost completely muted. Yes, I was relieved (I may even have cried a little) but not feeling the pee passing through my urethra was just weird ... and in retrospect, disappointing. 

I was sent from the doctor's surgery to hospital where I stayed for a couple of days with an IV antibiotic line in my arm (UTIs can be tough to kill off!) and a catheter in for most of that time. Yes @Peewee123 they do sting when they come out! And I suspect for men there's probably a little more of them to come out than for women! 

Thanks for telling your stories, and I'm glad you're fine after all those ops. ❤️

[Peewee123 1,111]

@Kupar yes muted is a good word and it would be good if you could feel the pee draining, but I guess then you’d clench and try and stop it. Glad you were ok, UTI in men is much more serious, I think I’ve had about 40 of them but just take 3 days of oral antibiotics and that’s it thankfully. 

[Alfresco 10,989]

I have one story where my wife once peed on a doctor.   It was when she was giving birth to our daughter.  She had needed to pee for a while but couldn't pee in a bed pan with all the people around.   The doctor was checking things between her legs and asked her to push.  She let out a jet of pee which soaked the male doctor's hands.  She felt very embarrassed and the nurse explained the situation regarding not being able to pee.   The doctor washed his hands and suggested a catheter, which was duly fitted.

The only other one I have was when both myself and a colleague had to go for a medical.  During the medical, the doctor asked me to give a sample and gave me a pot to take to the toilet, saying to put it on the shelf outside his door when I was done.   I said I wasn't likely to be able to go for a while because I had not known about this and peed before the appointment.   He made me hang around until I could fill the pot before I left.   Whilst I was going outside to wait around, I passed my colleague just arriving for his appointment and he said he was going to the toilet, but I said it would be better if he didn't and had to explain.   He did manage to wait until after his appointment.   When I finally did manage and went to drop off the sample, my colleague was also just dropping off his.   Mine was almost colourless and his was a very deep yellow.   When he saw the two next to each other he said "I think it looks like I need to drink more water"

[Wolfpee 307]

On 3/17/2022 at 9:41 PM, DoctorDoctor said:

200-300 ml. a total of 1150 ml.

Wow that is a lot! I can only manage to hold for 200ml as my daily pee. Mange to have 300 when woken up in the morning. Which is rare. 
 

@Peewee123 love number 6. 
 

I always need to pee after I come round from the Anaesthetic every time. So nurse gave me a thing to pee in and I was in a room with a few people but do have a private sheet around me but I was like peeing for ages and a nurse came back and asked if I was done and I was half way into it and we just stared at each other. Obviously you can hear my trickling into it so she left and came back a bit later. 

[Peewee123 1,111]

@Wolfpee I’m not surprised you need to pee if that’s all you can hold. I can easily hold over 1litre and if I hold until desperate than it’s about 1.5 litre. I think when they scanned me it was about 1.2 litres and each time they scanned it was bigger as my fluids were going through 🤣

[Wolfpee 307]

You’ll have to teach me how to hold, I leak when under pressure.  I’m sure I was able to hold much more before but for some reason i just can’t. 
 

must be hard and a pain if you were told to let some go to get a half empty bladder. 

[DoctorDoctor 1,065]

3 hours ago, Wolfpee said:

must be hard and a pain if you were told to let some go to get a half empty bladder. 

Yes, not sure how @Peewee123 can "easily" hold so much as she says.  Maybe she can comment on how that kind of capacity came to be.  Anything over 900 ml is a serious challenge for me.

And, yes, its tough to stop my flow and it literally stings for a minute or 2 after cutting off the stream each time, but then that feeling goes away and only the feeling of holding returns.

[Peewee123 1,111]

I haven’t done anything to be able to do it, I think I just have a large bladder naturally. Although I avoid going to the toilet in public places as they feel dirty and I rarely went at school so maybe I trained it or stretched it to make it big by doing so?! Another reason could be due to my spinal injury, I don’t always have full feeling below my waist so that might make it easier to hold as I can’t feel how desperate I am. 
 

I think stopping and starting is easier for women, I can easily do it at will and only half going to the toilet is fine as long as I don’t still feel “desperate” as then I just have a urge to keep going to relieve myself from that feeling and it’s hard to convince yourself to stop. 

[glad1 2,596]

22 minutes ago, Peewee123 said:

I haven’t done anything to be able to do it, I think I just have a large bladder naturally. Although I avoid going to the toilet in public places as they feel dirty and I rarely went at school so maybe I trained it or stretched it to make it big by doing so?! Another reason could be due to my spinal injury, I don’t always have full feeling below my waist so that might make it easier to hold as I can’t feel how desperate I am. 

I, too, have a spinal injury. Unlike you, mine limits rather than helps my bladder capacity. I typically don't notice mine getting full until I'm nearly desperate. On a good day I have 20 to 30 minutes, on a better day I'm lucky to have two. 

[creativity123 198]

When I was younger I broke my arm and dislocated my wrist on my other arm in an accident so I was in hospital for 4 weeks and then in months of pain after as well. In hospital due to my accident nurses had to help me with toileting. When I just needed a pee especially in the first 10 days the nurses used to basically bring a carboard-like polypropylene or something urinal as it was a whole lot more effort getting me a wheelchair and taking me to a toilet. However they had to always take my penis out and place it and then I jus had to pee while they had to shake me off/ and occasionally wipe my penis after I peed because both ma arms were immobilised. The first 2 days was so difficult for me to pee as I got erect due to unknown hands around my penis which caused my thing to be rock hard and pee to splash in the carboard thing a bit which resulted in the nurses using wet wipes to wipe me after a pee

[Kylecantholdit 12]

I had a ultrasound done 3 weeks ago now and I had to drink 1.5 liters of water 2 hours before, the doctor pressing HARD on my bladder made me leak like crazy after 15 of torture I started leaking and couldn't stop no matter how hard I tried.

[Kelly2699 64]

On 12/19/2022 at 2:06 AM, Kylecantholdit said:

I had a ultrasound done 3 weeks ago now and I had to drink 1.5 liters of water 2 hours before, the doctor pressing HARD on my bladder made me leak like crazy after 15 of torture I started leaking and couldn't stop no matter how hard I tried.

I wish I could have been that ultrasound tech, pressing hard into your bladder as you pee yourself.

[Kelly2699 64]

I have had a couple different exams and full bladder scenarios at the doctor's office and hospital.

 

The first one I had, I was 19 at the time and had to give a urine sample at the doctor's office. The appointment was in the morning so I was told to hold my morning pee for the urine sample. I was uncomfortable while waiting. When it was my turn to give the urine sample they gave me a small plastic bottle to pee in, it was easy to do even though I had never done one before.

 

 

The second one was a cystometric test to measure the pressure in my bladder, how much my bladder can hold, when I feel the need to pee. The doctor inserted a catheter into my bladder and began to fill my bladder with water and told me to tell her when I feel the need to pee. When the urge first arrived I had about 400 mililitres of water in my bladder, she continued to fill my bladder up until I thought I could no longer hold it and the amount of water in my bladder was 1.1 liters. She then removed the catheter and I sprinted to the bathroom as I leaked.

 

 

The third one was a video urodynamic test to see the shape of my bladder. The doctor inserted a catheter into my bladder and filled my bladder with this xray fluid until I was very full and then they did the xrays which took 5 to 10 minutes, they didn't remove the catheter before the xrays because the dye is almost impossible to hold, they then removed the dye and let me go.

 

 

The fourth one was when my friend was pregnant and needed a ultrasound at the end of her pregnancy a week before the baby came (she is into omo aswell). She had to drink 1 liter of water 30 minutes before. When I picked her up to drive her to the ultrasound clinic she looked very uncomfortable, when we arrived at the ultrasound clinic she looked ready to burst as we walked inside. The she signed in at the receptionist desk and sat down to wait, I sat beside her, we weren't waiting long, maybe 5 minutes. The ultrasound tech called her back and I followed. She pulled her pants down to her hips and lifted her shirt and layed down on the table and her reaction to the tech pressing her belly was priceless because she was about to wet herself but she held through the entire ultrasound with only a couple leaks.

 

 

The fifth one was a kidney scan and I had to take diuretics and drink water as they were scanning me I was getting desperate from drinking water and the diuretics but the scan didn't last long at all.

[UltrasoundGirlRebecca 69]

On 1/22/2023 at 4:14 AM, Kelly2699 said:

I have had a couple different exams and full bladder scenarios at the doctor's office and hospital.

 

The first one I had, I was 19 at the time and had to give a urine sample at the doctor's office. The appointment was in the morning so I was told to hold my morning pee for the urine sample. I was uncomfortable while waiting. When it was my turn to give the urine sample they gave me a small plastic bottle to pee in, it was easy to do even though I had never done one before.

 

 

The second one was a cystometric test to measure the pressure in my bladder, how much my bladder can hold, when I feel the need to pee. The doctor inserted a catheter into my bladder and began to fill my bladder with water and told me to tell her when I feel the need to pee. When the urge first arrived I had about 400 mililitres of water in my bladder, she continued to fill my bladder up until I thought I could no longer hold it and the amount of water in my bladder was 1.1 liters. She then removed the catheter and I sprinted to the bathroom as I leaked.

 

 

The third one was a video urodynamic test to see the shape of my bladder. The doctor inserted a catheter into my bladder and filled my bladder with this xray fluid until I was very full and then they did the xrays which took 5 to 10 minutes, they didn't remove the catheter before the xrays because the dye is almost impossible to hold, they then removed the dye and let me go.

 

 

The fourth one was when my friend was pregnant and needed a ultrasound at the end of her pregnancy a week before the baby came (she is into omo aswell). She had to drink 1 liter of water 30 minutes before. When I picked her up to drive her to the ultrasound clinic she looked very uncomfortable, when we arrived at the ultrasound clinic she looked ready to burst as we walked inside. The she signed in at the receptionist desk and sat down to wait, I sat beside her, we weren't waiting long, maybe 5 minutes. The ultrasound tech called her back and I followed. She pulled her pants down to her hips and lifted her shirt and layed down on the table and her reaction to the tech pressing her belly was priceless because she was about to wet herself but she held through the entire ultrasound with only a couple leaks.

 

 

The fifth one was a kidney scan and I had to take diuretics and drink water as they were scanning me I was getting desperate from drinking water and the diuretics but the scan didn't last long at all.

Absolutely amazing stories.

[Alygal1331 501]

One time I got a bad flu and this triggered a bad asthma attack, so I had to spend the night in the hospital getting some IV steroids for my lungs + the nebulizer. They were giving me tons of fluids too because of the fever, so I had to go pee within about an hour of being hooked up. I was hooked up to the IV and had the nebulizer on when I realized I really had to go pee, so I called the nurse. It was a busy night in the ER so it took them about 15 mins to come tend to me, and at that point I was about to wet myself. 
 

For some reason the bathroom was out of order, so they couldn’t unhook me so I could go to the bathroom, and bedpans were only a thing if you were on full bedrest or couldn’t move to the edge of the bed or stand up. I was given a female urinal to use, which I was totally unfamiliar with. They basically said to scoot to the edge of the bed and hang most of my lower half off the bed, hold the container up, and release. It actually worked quite well and I only had a small trickle escape out the back. 
 

The nurses only came and checked on me every 2-3 hours because all my vitals were normal, and they wanted me to speak to the respiratory specialist when they arrived for their shift around noon, so I was there for about 12 hours. Because of all the fluids they were pumping through my IV (honestly I thought it was a bit excessive lol) I had to pee every 30-60 minutes, and I would fill this 1.5L urinal in usually 2 pisses, then I would have to call the nurse to empty it. 
 

At one point I did end up having a tiny bit of an accident when the container slipped and I dropped it, and I ended up peeing all over the floor because I couldn’t stop my stream 😂 oops! The nurses just said “it happens” and it was cleaned up pretty quickly. 
 

After I got home, with the side effects from all the new medications they gave me, I really wished I had that damn urinal! I was so weak and out of breath from the short walk to the bathroom, being able to pee right from bed would’ve been amazing 😂

[DoctorDoctor 1,065]

On 5/18/2023 at 3:03 AM, Alygal1331 said:

The nurses only came and checked on me every 2-3 hours because all my vitals were normal, and they wanted me to speak to the respiratory specialist when they arrived for their shift around noon, so I was there for about 12 hours. Because of all the fluids they were pumping through my IV (honestly I thought it was a bit excessive lol) I had to pee every 30-60 minutes, and I would fill this 1.5L urinal in usually 2 pisses, then I would have to call the nurse to empty it. 

 

After I got home, with the side effects from all the new medications they gave me, I really wished I had that damn urinal! I was so weak and out of breath from the short walk to the bathroom, being able to pee right from bed would’ve been amazing 😂

Wow, they were pushing a lot of fluids if you were peeing that much and often.  Good thing you could get 2 pisses into that urinal to save the nurses some trips.

That female urinal sounds like a handy device. You could probably buy one off the web if it would be useful often.