What pee related device/gadget would you like to see?

[Sophie 24,413]

I'm really in the mood for designing something so I thought it might be fun to combine it with my fetish. So hit me with ideas, if you could have any pee related device or gadget, what would it be?

[Kupar 13,341]

How about something that creates abstract art from a spectral analysis of the sounds of your pee? Audio recording and visualisation. You would be able to make pretty pictures. A hissy one into the sink would look very different from a deluge on to a piles of leaves in a forest or a splatter against the pavement, for instance. I see an exhibition, on here at least, if not at the Tate Modern.

[Kupar 13,341]

Or "wetting stencils"? Soft, thin plastic shapes with designs cut into them, which you wear inside your jeans so that when you wet them it makes a pattern 🙂

[Kupar 13,341]

Or a wetting actuated wearable vibrator? The vibration patterns react to the level of dampness. Low speed when a little spurt escapes but full power with pulses when its flooded.

Edited November 22, 2021 by Kupar

[gldenwetgoose 21,500]

1 hour ago, Kupar said:

Or "wetting stencils"? Soft, thin plastic shapes with designs cut into them, which you wear inside your jeans so that when you wet them it makes a pattern 🙂

Great idea - or perhaps jeans / trousers with a printed waterproof coating on the inside so that the pattern is only revealed when wet?   All it would take is one fashion house to catwalk the concept at Paris or Milan, and for months later every pop diva, a-z list celeb and influencer would be deliberately wetting every time they saw a camera.

[Kupar 13,341]

18 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Great idea - or perhaps jeans / trousers with a printed waterproof coating on the inside so that the pattern is only revealed when wet?   All it would take is one fashion house to catwalk the concept at Paris or Milan, and for months later every pop diva, a-z list celeb and influencer would be deliberately wetting every time they saw a camera.

Excellent! (I got the idea for this, by the way, when I made my last cappuccino and used a stencil to make the choc/cinnamon sprinkles in the shape of a heart 🙂) 

[gldenwetgoose 21,500]

I've been toying with the idea of a ladies' wearable for a while now too.

Focussing ideas and available technology, perhaps something like a set of ladies knee length tight lycra shorts.  Firstly they'd have a pressure sensor around bladder height, and probably a smart phone app too - so you'd calibrate them with an empty bladder and then the app would be able to know how full your bladder is.  Obviously fullness and bursting point would differ for everyone, hence the calibration.

Then on the inside of the shorts an array of little haptic cells would be able to give anything from the lightest brushing tickle up the inside of a thigh, to a quick poke in the bladder region or a massaging vibe leading into full on clitoral stimulation. Perhaps a heart rate and perspiration sensor all feeding into the app.

So, wearing the pants under a skirt of normal clothes you could go about your business, the app keeping a track of building desperation levels. Standing in the supermarket queue feeling little touches and pulses, maybe the app giving little prompts too - subtle at first, then hornier little cues.  As desperation rises, little tickles and pulses in key places, more app prompts (maybe a sexy guy whispering about you needing a pee soon).

Maybe a bit of bluetooth communication in the app too...  imagine knowing someone else on the tube or in the coffee shop is also a user enjoying their build up too.  Maybe anonymously, but knowing they're going to experience the same as you will eventually.

Then when the app knows you're at the key point of no return it can up a gear, with full on jolts, tickles, pushes all designed to test your reserve. Cycles and waves of teasing you, making you conscious of your need at the same time as bringing your arousal to the fore. Finally (after lots of stimulation) a crescendo of jolting all over your body and pulsing away on your clitoris to the point of a screaming orgasm and explosive flooding of the pants - before toning back down with relaxing touches.

The pants would of course be fully washable and quick drying.   

[Bacardi 10,136]

13 hours ago, Kupar said:

Or "wetting stencils"? Soft, thin plastic shapes with designs cut into them, which you wear inside your jeans so that when you wet them it makes a pattern 🙂

Or some liquid activated paints so that when you do wet you've got colors streaming down your pants!

[Kupar 13,341]

43 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Or some liquid activated paints so that when you do wet you've got colors streaming down your pants!

Excellent. I'm sure with her specialist knowledge, @Sophie could formulate some dyes that would go different colours depending on the strength or other properties of the pee so you never knew what colours you'd get 🙂

[Bacardi 10,136]

@Kupar I may have to conspire with her tomorrow because I've been drawing recently and want some tye dye or rainbow wet pants lol.

[Kupar 13,341]

31 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

@Kupar I may have to conspire with her tomorrow because I've been drawing recently and want some tye dye or rainbow wet pants lol.

Sorry @Sophie for taking this off-topic ... but ... @Bacardi have you seen pictures of the Holi celebrations that are quite big in the UK now? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holi  People tend to get covered in powder paints and if it gets wet, then clothes are pretty much stained forever. Great fun!

Edited November 22, 2021 by Kupar
Apologising to Sophie for hijacking her interesting thread. I promise to make it up to her somehow

[Sophie 24,413]

18 hours ago, Kupar said:

Apologising to Sophie for hijacking her interesting thread. I promise to make it up to her somehow

Shhhh! It's perfectly fine, don't worry about it 😊

[Sophie 24,413]

Thank you for the wonderful suggestions guys 

[steve25805 126,159]

On 11/21/2021 at 9:51 PM, Sophie said:

I'm really in the mood for designing something so I thought it might be fun to combine it with my fetish. So hit me with ideas, if you could have any pee related device or gadget, what would it be?

I'd like to invent a self cleaning carpet. In return for a free prototype, would you be so kind as to put my invention to the test ? I would of course have to observe to ensure the validity of the test conditions, lol.

[steve25805 126,159]

Another invention we could all do with is some kind of unobtrusive brain scanner with the ability to alert us to the presence of anyone with a sexual preference for peeing.

 

[piddler2013 6]

A discreet device for peeing when in a group or public situation. I can't find any real commercial products that offer this. 

I'm picturing something sort of combination of a funnel and tube that can be directed safely away from shoes and clothing. Probably a bit more ergonomically designed to be softer on sensitive regions and leak proof within certain limits of movement. It would also ideally keep your nether regions from being wet. 

Basis of need: When one is working on a roadway it's not always appropriate to have your bits hanging out while attending to nature (like when the lane of traffic is stopped next to you). 

[Psycho17 3]

A device (not a catheters) which will let us just leak and pee in a container while we're still wrapped in our blankets in the winter and too lazy to get up to pee.

[Carb0nBased 647]

11 hours ago, piddler2013 said:

A discreet device for peeing when in a group or public situation. I can't find any real commercial products that offer this. 

I'm picturing something sort of combination of a funnel and tube that can be directed safely away from shoes and clothing. Probably a bit more ergonomically designed to be softer on sensitive regions and leak proof within certain limits of movement. It would also ideally keep your nether regions from being wet. 

Basis of need: When one is working on a roadway it's not always appropriate to have your bits hanging out while attending to nature (like when the lane of traffic is stopped next to you). 

 

10 hours ago, Psycho17 said:

A device (not a catheters) which will let us just leak and pee in a container while we're still wrapped in our blankets in the winter and too lazy to get up to pee.

Something like these (more like the second one) has been tried at least once--there once (I don't know if you can still get one somewhere...) was something called the Stadium Pal, made for guys who didn't want to have to leave their seats in the middle of a game to wait in line for a restroom. It had a condom-type attachment that led through a tube to a leg bag. At one point they even offered a female version called the Stadium Gal, I'm not sure how that one was held against the body.

From what I heard people say, the Stadium Pal had definite drawbacks, namely that in order for the condom part to not leak, it had to be stuck on so good that it was hard to get off later, and also, the urine in the bag would start to smell fairly quickly. The Gal was even less practical. The smelly bag part could be avoided when outdoors by diverting the flow outside the clothing (as in piddler2013's idea) or if indoors by draining into a sealable, removable container (or possibly even pumping it to the toilet). The place where it has to "connect" to the human body though will always be the weak point.

Even the "pee funnels" as I understand it can be tricky to hold so that they don't leak when using them standing--and that's when you can angle yourself and the device such that gravity helps it flow the right way. As cool as the idea sounds, I can't see making something leak-proof that can be used sitting or lying down. 

[PissOnMyParade 447]

A camera that was able to refract the light in such a way that it could see round corners/buildings/hedgerows etc etc, so you could catch people peeing in public whilst staying out of eyeshot.

 

I think we may need a few more advances in modern technology before that one comes to fruition though...

Edited November 24, 2021 by PissOnMyParade

[Peewee123 1,125]

I think a device that when it gets wet it vibrates for a bit, so every time you let out a cheeky squirt you get a thrill. Adds some fun but also encouragement. Maybe worn with some absorbable underwear or something. 

[MaxWasTaken 522]

I would like something like waterproof leggins, which you could wear underneath your pants to secretly pee down your legs without wetting anything. The tricky part would be to make them thin enough that they wouldn't be to hot but they would also have to be silent so a material like plastic is not an option. 

That's not really an gadget tho. xD

 

Still not a gadget but an pee (or fetish in general) centric AR game like Pokémon Go could be fun. You could receive challenge missions near you. Many people on this site like finding pee puddles so anonymous "someone recently peed near you" event could be fun. 

You could also have Pokestop style hot zones to encourage random meetups.

(Everything in a post corona world ofc. Stay safe and so on)

Edited November 24, 2021 by MaxWasTaken

[MaxWasTaken 522]

38 minutes ago, MaxWasTaken said:

 

Best idea yet: I want an app and or a wearable gadget which would work like an silent alarm for pee fans. Imagine sitting in a train and getting a notification that someone near you is in to peeing. The baseline app would just do that so that you can easily see if you date is interested in your fetish but the wearable gadget could be something like a pair of panties or a clip on thingy (so that you could use it on any piece of clothing) which would detect when the cloth gets wet. So you wouldn't only get a notification that someone is in to peeing you would also receive the information that the person peed themselves in the last 30 minutes.

The gadget could come in different versions. Lets say "smart panties", a clip on thing, a smart and stealthy butt plug or dildo (maybe with an reward function for wetting). 

It could also have some mini games like a tamagochi(?) style plant or garden which gets watered everytime you pee your pants. It could also award high scores for how long you can hold your pee or track how long you could keep your panties wet. 

[Kupar 13,341]

Gamification seems to be emerging as a theme here.

[MaxWasTaken 522]

18 minutes ago, Kupar said:

Gamification seems to be emerging as a theme here.

The only non "fun" gadget i can come up with is something like this but for adults. (And im sure it already exists and i just don't know the name of it.) 
You could maybe add some "smart-features" but then we are gamifying again xD.

[Kupar 13,341]

2 minutes ago, MaxWasTaken said:

The only non "fun" gadget i can come up with is something like this but for adults. (And im sure it already exists and i just don't know the name of it.) 
You could maybe add some "smart-features" but then we are gamifying again xD.

I'm curious as to why these were designed so that the child pees *directly up the nose* of the strange elephant-thing. I get that kids like to see things with happy faces on them. But wouldn't this kind of subliminally encourage a type of behaviour? Behaviour that while not at all unusual to many on here, is generally considered somewhat outside normal conventions.