What are some bizarre pee experiences you've had?

[Kasslyn_xK 211]

Not sure if anyone else has done this topic before, but I'll shoot.

What were some of the weirdest things you've done while you were peeing and perhaps if there were any bizarre places where you've peed at?

Doesn't necessarily has to be just peeing, it can also be others like peeing on something/peeing yourself etc.

For me, I have it quite bizarre where I enjoy peeing into blankets and I haven't really thought why I do that even though I've been doing it for quite some time now 🤷‍♀️ 

[glad1 2,834]

One time I peed through a two-foot length of plastic pipe.

I'd been kayaking for a couple hours, my bladder was getting fuller by the minute and I was a long way from shore. I knew I wouldn't be able stand up without risk of tipping over and realized I wasn't anatomically gifted enough to pee over the side while seated, so I used the extension for the bilge pump I'd packed with me. 

[Sexismygod 1,782]

After a a pub crawl, walking alone back to my hotel, I was so desperate I started pissing myself.  Being drunk, I whipped it out as quick as I could and pissed on the pavement.

It took at least 10 seconds to notice the enormous restaurant window 10 feet to my left, full of late night diners.  Oops 

[Jackson Renegade 1]

Once on a Long 12 hour Road Trip, I peed into a reusable coffee cup, after that I forgot that I peed into it then drank it. That's how I discovered one of my many kinks.

[Baconman647 18]

A while back in the military I was on post by myself and no shade. 10 gallon cooler. 3 hrs left. I did not hold back the pee. It was warm but a cup of ice water after felt great but just knowing i was pissing my pants in plain sight was a so amazing. I can explain a bit more if youd like!

[pee01 1,522]

I pee in my pjs laying in bed and was too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom. 

[Paulypeeps 5,290]

I guess sitting in the pub and wetting myself while chatting with one of the Zutons.

[Kupar 13,341]

2 hours ago, Paulypeeps said:

I guess sitting in the pub and wetting myself while chatting with one of the Zutons.

Literally *only you* could have done that @Paulypeeps 💖

[MRJH22 221]

18 hours ago, Paulypeeps said:

I guess sitting in the pub and wetting myself while chatting with one of the Zutons.

Would love to hear more details on this one.

[Paulypeeps 5,290]

18 hours ago, MRJH22 said:

Would love to hear more details on this one.

It was just an ordinary mid-week evening in the pub really. It is a very touristy pub with a reutation for the pub to go to when visiting the town, so you never know who might pop in. I was well hydrated and had just bought a cola and was sitting on a stool at a high table happily moistening my skirt while letting my pee run down my legs and minding my own business enjoying the DJ show.

A couple of quite excited and well lubricated girls came over and asked if they could sit at the table which I did not mind. It is always fun to chat with new people. One of them very proudly boasted that they had come up from Liverpool with their friend (I can't remember his name unfortunately) who was in the Zutons, but that he does not like to be recognised. If they had not mentioned it I would never have known of course, but I think they got off on telling everyone they were with a celebrity. Their freind came over with the drinks and joined us.

The girls quickly dispatched their drinks and went off to dance, so I just chatted with their friend for about an hour or so and I did not mention 'Valerie' once. I am not sure where the girls went but I suspect that they were telling everyone else in the pub that there was a Zuton in the house. It is the sort of pub where it is quite normal for celebrities to pop in anyway (usually at the weekends) so none of the locals took a blind bit of notice. I just carried on drinking and wetting my skirt and making the carpet nice and squishy. The carpet must have soaked up the pee that resulted from two pints of tea, a litre of orange juice and a pint of cola.

Eventually it was time to go to the club next door. I asked him if he would be going, but he said he had to get back to Liverpool and went off to find the girls.

It was just an ordinary evening in the pub really, then I went clubbing...

[MRJH22 221]

On 10/5/2023 at 8:47 PM, Paulypeeps said:

It was just an ordinary mid-week evening in the pub really. It is a very touristy pub with a reutation for the pub to go to when visiting the town, so you never know who might pop in. I was well hydrated and had just bought a cola and was sitting on a stool at a high table happily moistening my skirt while letting my pee run down my legs and minding my own business enjoying the DJ show.

A couple of quite excited and well lubricated girls came over and asked if they could sit at the table which I did not mind. It is always fun to chat with new people. One of them very proudly boasted that they had come up from Liverpool with their friend (I can't remember his name unfortunately) who was in the Zutons, but that he does not like to be recognised. If they had not mentioned it I would never have known of course, but I think they got off on telling everyone they were with a celebrity. Their freind came over with the drinks and joined us.

The girls quickly dispatched their drinks and went off to dance, so I just chatted with their friend for about an hour or so and I did not mention 'Valerie' once. I am not sure where the girls went but I suspect that they were telling everyone else in the pub that there was a Zuton in the house. It is the sort of pub where it is quite normal for celebrities to pop in anyway (usually at the weekends) so none of the locals took a blind bit of notice. I just carried on drinking and wetting my skirt and making the carpet nice and squishy. The carpet must have soaked up the pee that resulted from two pints of tea, a litre of orange juice and a pint of cola.

Eventually it was time to go to the club next door. I asked him if he would be going, but he said he had to get back to Liverpool and went off to find the girls.

It was just an ordinary evening in the pub really, then I went clubbing...

Thanks so much for the details. Sounds like a lot of fun and that you gave the carpet a good soaking. Great you could wet while chatting away without anyone knowing. Go you for not mentioning the song too haha.

 

[WetMart 1,129]

Sounds like a good evening @Paulypeeps the carpet must have been really soaked. 

[Paulypeeps 5,290]

On 10/7/2023 at 10:23 PM, WetMart said:

Sounds like a good evening @Paulypeeps the carpet must have been really soaked. 

I usually spread it around a bit more, but yes it was.

Edited October 10, 2023 by Paulypeeps