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What are some bizarre pee experiences you've had?


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Not sure if anyone else has done this topic before, but I'll shoot.

What were some of the weirdest things you've done while you were peeing and perhaps if there were any bizarre places where you've peed at?

Doesn't necessarily has to be just peeing, it can also be others like peeing on something/peeing yourself etc.

For me, I have it quite bizarre where I enjoy peeing into blankets and I haven't really thought why I do that even though I've been doing it for quite some time now 🤷‍♀️ 

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One time I peed through a two-foot length of plastic pipe.

I'd been kayaking for a couple hours, my bladder was getting fuller by the minute and I was a long way from shore. I knew I wouldn't be able stand up without risk of tipping over and realized I wasn't anatomically gifted enough to pee over the side while seated, so I used the extension for the bilge pump I'd packed with me. 

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After a a pub crawl, walking alone back to my hotel, I was so desperate I started pissing myself.  Being drunk, I whipped it out as quick as I could and pissed on the pavement.

It took at least 10 seconds to notice the enormous restaurant window 10 feet to my left, full of late night diners.  Oops 

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Few years ago I pulled my car into the garage and peed in each window even though the sunroof. Let's just say after that night, I had to take a break for a couple of month to get it back to smelling normal. 

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A while back in the military I was on post by myself and no shade. 10 gallon cooler. 3 hrs left. I did not hold back the pee. It was warm but a cup of ice water after felt great but just knowing i was pissing my pants in plain sight was a so amazing. I can explain a bit more if youd like!

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