Roadside piss on a busy A-road

[ukpeegirl86 3,031]

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I worked away yesterday and found myself driving home late at night down a very busy A road. I really needed to pee having had a few energy drinks to keep me alert for the drive home. There were no services and every lay-by I encountered had lorries parked up for the night. 
 

After an hour of holding I felt really desperate and was beginning to think my only option was going to be to pee onto one of the floor mats in the car and take it in to wash it afterwards. I was so full to capacity I didn’t think it would even contain it and I didn’t want to pee onto the car’s carpets or have any splashing onto the upholstery to create a pee odour.

 

Eventually I came upon a lay-by with no other vehicles although it was very exposed to the road but by then I didn’t care. I pulled in and opened my passenger door. I squatted between the open door and the front wing of my car for some degree of cover and pissed onto the ground. It was too dark to see anything but for those who enjoy sound have a look at the video.

 

Several cars and lorries came past as I was pissing. I don’t know whether I was seen. I probably would have been had anyone glanced back in their rear view mirror. But by then I really didn’t care. My aim wasn’t great as it was so dark and I did end up pissing a little down one ankle and onto my foot.
 

I had nothing to wipe with so I just pulled up my knickers and trousers and continued my journey home. 

[Paulp73 336]

Such a hot story. Love hearing about true desperation. Energy drinking gets me everytime.

[Kupar 13,341]

Lovely description and, err, audio file 😉  Thanks for sharing! Hope you enjoyed that roadside relief.

[Eliminature 5,209]

Just imagine that you are watering the grass to make it grow when you are peeing outside. ☺ 

As a general rule, there's no need to be too concerned about HGV drivers when you pee outside. They're on the road for a living, they've seen it all before and most likely had a slash outside themselves. 

[Alfresco 11,639]

4 hours ago, ukpeegirl86 said:

Eventually I came upon a lay-by with no other vehicles although it was very exposed to the road but by then I didn’t care. I pulled in and opened my passenger door. I squatted between the open door and the front wing of my car for some degree of cover and pissed onto the ground. It was too dark to see anything but for those who enjoy sound have a look at the video.

Nice one - I'm sure you felt great relief after being so desperate and it was definitely better than soaking your car in that situation.  I find laybys a great place to pee when driving on A roads and even though I'm male, I often sit on the passenger seat and pee onto the tarmac.  I do this in preference to standing up as it is less likely to draw attention.

49 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

As a general rule, there's no need to be too concerned about HGV drivers when you pee outside. They're on the road for a living, they've seen it all before and most likely had a slash outside themselves

I totally agree with this.  Lorry drivers regularly pee by their trucks in laybys - I see it all the time.  Chances are, if they are parked up for a while then they have already peed by the truck since they stopped.   They may well be asleep in their cabs anyway, but if they are not and they happen to spot you then they will either take no notice or they will discretely enjoy the view.  Either way, it won't cause you any problem and it may brighten up their day (or night).  I've also seen lady truckers pee by the side of their trucks - not often admittedly, but that's because there are less lady truckers than male.  Even at motorway services lorry drivers often pee on the tarmac rather than going inside to the services - so in future, @ukpeegirl86, I really wouldn't worry about peeing near lorries - if you are desperate to pee and a layby has only lorries in it, then just go for it - especially if it is dark.

[pee01 1,522]

Very hot story I love to read and very hot video. I love seeing and hearing you desperation needing to pee bad. Thanks for sharing.

[JesseP 1,277]

Great story. I have seen loads of guys pissing next to cars and lorries but only a couple of women here in the UK. I have seen quite a few traveling through Europe.

[walanuk 245]

I wouldn’t worry too much about being seen, you’d have made my day if I’d seen you!

[WetMart 1,129]

Great story thanks for sharing 

[EMJCP7 160]

Really hot thank you for sharing with us, the sound is amazing 

[Guest ShyPeeMan]

On 8/10/2021 at 2:28 PM, Eliminature said:

Just imagine that you are watering the grass to make it grow when you are peeing outside. ☺ 

As a general rule, there's no need to be too concerned about HGV drivers when you pee outside. They're on the road for a living, they've seen it all before and most likely had a slash outside themselves. 

I can confirm all is lorry drivers have seen plenty of people peeing in lay-bys and I regularly do that too.