Post Funny Piss related Stuff (Memes, Sayings, Jokes, ...)

[Kupar 12,576]

22 minutes ago, harry_jones_1975 said:

Just came across this and it amused me greatly 

 

I would love to (a) see the replies, and (b) know what happened at school! And I hope the poor kid isn't too scared of going in the shower!

[harry_jones_1975 577]

Sadly a third going  lock the door, a third saying didn't happen and a third going weirdos who even does that. 

[Kupar 12,576]

8 minutes ago, harry_jones_1975 said:

Sadly a third going  lock the door, a third saying didn't happen and a third going weirdos who even does that. 

😞

[Sophie 23,380]

8 minutes ago, harry_jones_1975 said:

a third going weirdos who even does that. 

These are the ones who wee on their partners, but don't want to out themselves.

 

[Foobar 695]

Don't know why this was in my feed, I think Facebook knows too much about me know.

[MC Cumzy 1,403]

5 hours ago, Kupar said:

I would love to (a) see the replies

Well the original tweet is right here: https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/1784197058959716503?t=f0qE78Pszf4QhmWW7jrIKg&s=19

this was my personal favorite 

 

[CON2H4 594]

19 hours ago, harry_jones_1975 said:

Just came across this and it amused me greatly 

 

This is why you shouldn't lie to your children. Just say you were doing grown up things that shouldn't be talked about in polite company.

[Bacardi 9,279]

300 every day AND a golden shower? Give me 500 red pills. 

[ABBYPEEGODDESS 1,547]

On 4/27/2024 at 7:30 AM, Foobar said:

Don't know why this was in my feed, I think Facebook knows too much about me know.

The first second of the first date if my Bf doesn’t do this I don’t want him 

[IdoPiddleSome2 1]

On 3/26/2023 at 1:17 PM, Bacardi said:

Okay if that's the case then I'll use it cause I know you and don't mind you watching me pee 😁

FWIW my inclination would B to hope such a structure (while I was inside) would be making me an Internet-star unawares. YMMV & 'salright too!

[IdoPiddleSome2 1]

"...Sing, tarry all day; sing, tarry all day..."

"Oh oft I had a naughty dream, My age it was 'bout ten, And I was naked in a room, I may not ought have been, When I began to Piƒss there, It felt so very fine, I filled that room up to my chin, And all that Pee was mine!"

(original Parody lyrics ©2022 by IdoPiddleSome2 [under my actual name]. All Rights Reserved. Some lefts may be negotiable)

[IdoPiddleSome2 1]

On 3/27/2024 at 10:00 AM, Foobar said:

To be honest, I would absolutely love to see a video or at least picture of this, it has sparked my curiosity.

The TV Show MYTHBUSTERS addressed the ancient fable of a Swimming-Pool-chemical that would color the pool-water red (reacting to Pee in the water). IIRC they consulted College Chemistry Professors who promised them: any known Chemistry that could DO that--would make the water a worse health-risk than would mass quantities of Pee in it. One of them went into some detail why. Chlorine already in the water would need to be overpowered by the stuff, if it was to stain the pool-water as urban legends claimed.

Could be a lot has changed since that episode was made; I only had 6 semester-hours of (undergrad) Inorganic Chemistry in my (G.I. Bill) College Adventure, so I only retain stuff like what "Organic" & "Inorganic" ACTUALLY mean in such a Classroom. Has nothing to do with "Organic" referring to selling some aging Hippie a bag of wilted lettuce for $$ on the penny; A LOT to do with no METHANE Molecule having even 1 Carbon in it (or that would make Methane Organic & not part of Inorganic Chemistry). (But it's alright, now, in fact it's a gas:^)