Caught by my neighbor, YIKES!!!

[hank23 46]

So I thought I had found a nice secluded spot on my side yard between my house and my neighbors. Our homes are separated by Italian Cyprus trees and my home being at the bottom of a incline about 50 - 60 feet (15 - 18 meters).  I have a slight alcove I use which shields me from the street.  Yesterday afternoon, I had purposefully drank a lot of liquids and waited until i could no longer. One of the access points to my spot is from my master bedroom sliding door and then thru the side gate. I walked to the side of the house, took off my athletic shorts (no underwear but still had my shirt on and that's it), relaxed, closed my eyes, leaned against the house and just began to pee. The feeling was amazing as I drained my bladder hearing my pee create a puddle on the cement and feeling the spray against my leg.

Well, about 10 seconds in, I heard a female voice calmly say "so, what are you doing?"  Startled, I damn near pee'd on her! But, I just kept going and turned away from her so she could only see my ass. She repeated the question and I calmly said, "I'm relieving myself". I then asked her what she was doing. She relied, "I've watched you do this for the last couple weeks and have debated with myself as to whether to tell my husband or not. I choose not to for right now."  She then told me she accidentally saw me peeing here one morning when she was standing outside on her upstairs bedroom balcony enjoying the quiet , and sunshine. She said could not see me but heard me peeing and then moved to a spot between the Cyprus trees to peek and that's how she saw me. 

I put my shorts on after finishing while she was still standing there and nothing was said for a few moments.  As I looked at her, I really didn't know what to say, as it was rather embarrassing.  I then asked if she had any questions, dumb ass thing to say...  She just stood there looking at me with this grin on her face and then said, "you must be happy to see me". I said "what" and she looked down and then I realized I had an erection (a huge one), one that I haven't had in a long long time! I mean I've had a hard on before but I guess the situation was so exciting and embarrassing for me at the same time, the erection actually hurt!

She then turned around and started to walk away. I just stood there in disbelief. She stopped, turned around and said "don't worry, your secret is safe with me, but you might not want to use this spot any longer. If I found you, then so might my husband."  She left and I walked back to my bedroom and sat on my bed. I was still excited so I went to my bathroom, stood in front of the mirror and masturbated until I came all over the counter!

I'm still unsure as to what she is going to do next. Only time will tell. I'm actually a little nervous to be honest. I think it will be some time before I pee again outside. Well, in that spot anyway.

[Bacardi 10,133]

🥰🥰🥰 this was great! Did you find a new spot?

[Kupar 13,339]

Wow! My mind is racing with all the possibilities you raise here. What's your current thinking about what to do? One thing's for sure: your relationship with your female neighbour has permanently changed!

[ukpeegirl86 3,031]

I'd very much like to be your neighbour. 

[hank23 46]

6 hours ago, Bacardi said:

🥰🥰🥰 this was great! Did you find a new spot?

No I haven't... still a little apprehensive! I've just decided to pee in my sink for now!!

[hank23 46]

4 hours ago, Kupar said:

Wow! My mind is racing with all the possibilities you raise here. What's your current thinking about what to do? One thing's for sure: your relationship with your female neighbour has permanently changed!

Yea, I'm not sure what to do, honestly. My neighbor does have the next move and I hope it's in my favor!

[hank23 46]

2 hours ago, ukpeegirl86 said:

I'd very much like to be your neighbour. 

I would have preferred to have you as my neighbor too!!! You could have joined me...

[Mr. Whizz 5,898]

3 hours ago, hank23 said:

No I haven't... still a little apprehensive! I've just decided to pee in my sink for now!!

If she didn't tell she definitely did it for a reason. You should try making sure her husband isn't around and then getting caught again. Maybe try looking up at her window the next time you pee. The way you made it sound is that she had a thing for it, not that she was really asking for you to stop. Maybe ask her to join the next time you let her catch you. 

[Dawen 198]

Yes, it sounds like it could have been worse. Like the classic "what the f...k are you doing..., how can you..." kind of full volume screaming. The one when the whole entire street is watching you.

She said, it is not the first time she noticed you, so maybe she enjoyed the show a little bit. Who knows. The ladies mind is working differently, but this is why we love them. 

Anyways it's time to find a new spot and carefully take a look around. 

[hank23 46]

On 2/18/2021 at 5:04 PM, Mr. Whizz said:

If she didn't tell she definitely did it for a reason. You should try making sure her husband isn't around and then getting caught again. Maybe try looking up at her window the next time you pee. The way you made it sound is that she had a thing for it, not that she was really asking for you to stop. Maybe ask her to join the next time you let her catch you. 

Not sure I want to go this route just yet. I'm going to see how she acts towards me the next time we cross paths. That will tell me a lot...

[hank23 46]

***UPDATE***

Well it's been a few months' since I was busted by my neighbor and so thought I would update you all as to what's happening now...

 

About 6 weeks ago I decided to again pee in the spot where she caught me with no incident. Later that day I was walking my dog and guess who was standing out front when I was returning, yep there she was and she walked over to me. I was a little surprised as I never see her out front, EVER!  She proceeded to ask me, directly with no small talk, if I've been peeing in my spot. I say nope, not since I was busted. She then told me she looks for me almost daily to "see" if I'm relieving myself.  She asked me if it was okay for her to start using my "spot" to which I said "make yourself at home". She turned and walked to the spot, lifted up her dress (making sure I could see her), took a few steps into the alcove. As I could no longer see her I walked over with my dog and watched her create this huge puddle of pee. She then said she would like to start peeing with me and I responded by "won't your husband be unhappy about me seeing your pussy and watching you pee?"  Her response kind of shocked me... stating she doesn't care anymore what that "bastard" does as he's been fucking his best friends wife for the last year!  She caught them in their back yard with his dick in her mouth!!!

I really didn't want to get in the middle of this whole thing but then she "told" me to meet her at 5:00 pm right here for a peeing session. She put her dress down and then walked away. I wasn't sure if I should believe her. Was she just after revenge or needed a little spice in her life, who knows...  well I decided to step outside at 5:00 pm and sure enough there she was with no a stich of clothing on. We didn't say a single word, she took off my shorts, cradled my now hard cock and she turned towards the house and began to pee. I then stepped next to hear and started to pee. It seemed like we pee'd forever! After we were done she said, "meet you here at 9:00 pm". She picked up her dress which I never saw in a ball on the bushes, put it on over her head and walked away. We did it again at 9:00 pm.

And again the next day and the day after that and so on... we've now graduated to peeing in her back yard when her husband is not home or in my back yard in a less secure spot.  Who cares at this point!  We now give each other golden showers and within the last couple weeks started oral sex.  She's very vocal and loves to suck my cock while I'm peeing on her and I love to lick her pussy as she's peeing on my face. We just started fucking this past week, she loves anal too! We started out fucking outside but now we fuck in my garage.  She's even walked over in a robe with sexy new bra's and panties. Sometime with garter belts too. Any clothes that get "messy" I wash at my place. We've also started watching porn as well.  I mean real hardcore stuff...  I know this little arrangement won't last much longer, so I'm enjoying every minute of it!!!

[Kupar 13,339]

Wow! I did *not* expect things to turn out like that! Have fun while it lasts - sounds like you have found someone at just the right time for them. Who would have thought it, eh?

[JesseP 1,277]

That is an amazing turn around, fantastic.

[Wolfpee 329]

Wow sounds like you got really lucky there. 😁

[hank23 46]

Yep, the turn of events Really surprised me but not looking a gift horse in the mouth, as they say!

[Alfresco 11,630]

Wow,  First time I've read this thread and as I was reading through it when you were at the what to do stage, I was thinking you really need to follow this up as she obviously wasn't offended by it and it seemed that she had been deliberately watching out for you.

Then I read the next part where she had been waiting for you and - what a result!   You couldn't have wished for anything better and this is the sort of thing that is normally reserved for the fiction section.   So, it sounds like you have struck it very lucky and I hope you get lots of fun going forwards.

Now I'm tempted to go and piss where my neighbour can see.....