Kupar's Peeing Exploits

[oliver2 4,418]

48 minutes ago, Paulypeeps said:

I sometimes have to empty the five gallon urine bottle from the composting toilet in to the compost too which can be interesting. It is not so nice being splashed with the contents of that as much as I like being splashed with my own pee!

Nicer when fresh I’ll bet 🙂

[walanuk 245]

Pee in the compost bin most days 🙂 also volunteered at a national trust property years ago, and we were all encouraged to pee on hay bales! I’ve done it at home ever since. 

[Kupar 13,339]

So inspired by a post somewhere else (that I can't now find) here's a pic of me peeing on a tree branch. Not against an upright tree, but sitting on a big dead branch. I saw the tree on a walk the other day and it was too good an opportunity to miss.

[steamlover6 751]

18 hours ago, Paulypeeps said:

I pee straight in the compost rather than use the toilet!

Just curious to know the height of your bin? My imagination is struggling a bit!! Or perhaps your compost is not in a bin......?

I must say have never thought of the beneficial effect of pee on compost, my compost bin is just round the corner from my workshop so not nearly so far to take the contents of my workshop container in future!  Thanks for the idea....

[speedy3471 10,655]

19 hours ago, Kupar said:

Fortunately no-one's ever stopped to chat mid-pee. Bound to happen one day.

It will likey happen when you least suspect it lol. Iam sure it will happen some day tho

[speedy3471 10,655]

What a unique view and position lol. Looks like it a natural recliner hahahah. Glad you took advantage of his branch 

[speedy3471 10,655]

On 11/7/2020 at 5:51 AM, Kupar said:

Anyone else routinely pee into their compost bin? Apparently male urine is better for this than female, but there's no reason for anyone not to add the nutrients ... the pic is from this morning

Also looks like your compost bin is the perfect height for pissing into

[Kupar 13,339]

8 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

Also looks like your compost bin is the perfect height for pissing into

It is!

[Kupar 13,339]

I went for a longish (11 mile) walk today - the weather is ridiculously mild here at the moment and it seemed daft to stay indoors. I took my lunch with me - including a can of beer - and a flask of tea. I needed a pee of course. But conveniently there was a handy tree, so I used it. Video, low-res gif and the marked tree.

https://www.erome.com/a/DacEh8HL

 

 

Edited November 10, 2020 by Kupar
Wrong gif uploaded

[speedy3471 10,655]

Wow an 11 mile walk, thats awesome. Well after a beer and some tea I bet you needed a piss lol. Glad you found a convenient tree lol

[Kupar 13,339]

So I was at home today and it was sunny. I had been drinking coffee and water during the morning and by the time 11:30am came around I was in need of a pee. I was in the mood to try somewhere different - and knowing that some like the sound of pee splashing noisily, I thought the wheelbarrow might work. It's actually not as noisy as I thought it would be, but hey - it's a 20s pee into a wheelbarrow.

https://www.erome.com/a/lNeaOfKs

[Bladderlad 823]

Really great vid- did it turn you on a little making it? 😏

[Kupar 13,339]

10 minutes ago, Bladderlad said:

Really great vid- did it turn you on a little making it? 😏

Might have done 😉

[Kupar 13,339]

I had some errands to run this morning: take some waste to the local tip and do some shopping at the Co-op. The plan was to capture a video of a pee in the middle of a country lane on the way home between the tip and the shop, because I had failed to capture pics or video when I’d done that on a walk the other day.

All was going well – I hadn’t peed since getting up and had had my usual glass of juice and Americano coffee at breakfast, and knew that by 10:30 ish I would be ready to go.

In the car on the way back from the tip I was starting to creep up from about 7 to 8 or so. Then I hit traffic (slow-moving tractors/trailers are common here at this time of year … and it was dustbin collection day in the village). I drove to the lane I wanted to use and I could tell I was close … I’d already leaked a little bit in the car.

But (and this is the thing about taking your own photos / videos – especially if you want them to be more than just a phone-in-the-hand point-of-view thing) it takes time to set up a tripod and get the phone on it, and compose the shot, and by that time, I was pretty much at the point of no return.

So in the video, the desperation and wetting is real. Being of advancing years, of course, the flow rate and volume are nothing to write home about, but the sound is satisfying – and yes, that is me saying ‘epic fail’ towards the end.

Of course, I still had my Co-op shopping to do - if anyone noticed the damp patches on my trousers, they didn't say anything. It was quite nice to have wet legs for 20 minutes or so until everything dried.

https://www.erome.com/a/6Zu5Ge1n

Edited November 13, 2020 by Kupar
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[Bladderlad 823]

Brilliant video! Love that you were already pissing as you got your dick out!! 😏

[Kupar 13,339]

2 minutes ago, Bladderlad said:

Brilliant video! Love that you were already pissing as you got your dick out!! 😏

Thanks - and I just couldn't help it ... as soon as the car door opened I was starting to leak - 15 seconds to put the tripod on the ground, hit the record button and get in front of the camera ... so probably 45 seconds of peeing, gently ... felt somewhat damp afterwards 🙂

[Adyguy6970 877]

Now that is amazing, and incredibly daring too!  I like the way in which you were clearly weeing in your panties by the time you got your trousers undone.  It has, I know, been a chilly morning so no doubt the cold aided and abetted your desperation!

[Kupar 13,339]

1 hour ago, Adyguy6970 said:

Now that is amazing, and incredibly daring too!  I like the way in which you were clearly weeing in your panties by the time you got your trousers undone.  It has, I know, been a chilly morning so no doubt the cold aided and abetted your desperation!

Yes - the cold didn't / did help (depending on one's perspective)! Incidentally, I'd probably not describe them as 'panties', but rather 'skimpy, cheeky bulge mini shorts', but whatever 😉

[WendyMarty 334]

you look like you have an amazing body for your advancing years

[Adyguy6970 877]

6 hours ago, Kupar said:

Yes - the cold didn't / did help (depending on one's perspective)! Incidentally, I'd probably not describe them as 'panties', but rather 'skimpy, cheeky bulge mini shorts', but whatever 😉

Thanks for that.  I dudn't want to offend by use of the term 'panties' but they had that sort of look about them, although there are types of underwear which are effectively unisex these days.  Personally I wear a wide range of underwear and that dies include actual panties which invariably are much more comfy than briefs.  Even the briefs I have are for the most part, by choice, flyless.  I cant be the only man in the world to find flys pointless and inconvenient as they're invariably too small or badly positioned.     

[Kupar 13,339]

1 hour ago, WendyMarty said:

you look like you have an amazing body for your advancing years

Wow - thank you very much indeed! You are very kind Wendy!

[Kupar 13,339]

35 minutes ago, Adyguy6970 said:

Thanks for that.  I dudn't want to offend by use of the term 'panties' but they had that sort of look about them, although there are types of underwear which are effectively unisex these days.  Personally I wear a wide range of underwear and that dies include actual panties which invariably are much more comfy than briefs.  Even the briefs I have are for the most part, by choice, flyless.  I cant be the only man in the world to find flys pointless and inconvenient as they're invariably too small or badly positioned.     

No offence taken @Adyguy6970! I have a wide range of underwear - none has a fly!

[Adyguy6970 877]

1 minute ago, Kupar said:

No offence taken @Adyguy6970! I have a wide range of underwear - none has a fly!

Thanks - I'm glad to hear it!

[Pissy91 181]

looks like you had fun kupar, them undies look lethal tho mate 😅 

[Kupar 13,339]

11 minutes ago, Pissy91 said:

looks like you had fun kupar, them undies look lethal tho mate 😅 

They're tight, sure, but in a good way 😉