Advanced peeing positions (humor)

[Carthoris 269]

A bit of humor to brighten your day.

I do know a lot of people here would try some of these!

[Eliminature 5,209]

I got down on all fours like position number one in the shower this morning to do my morning pee. Never done that before. It certainly felt nice. 

I'm not sure I'm flexible enough for any of the other positions, though! 

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

16 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

I got down on all fours like position number one in the shower this morning to do my morning pee. Never done that before. It certainly felt nice. 

I'm not sure I'm flexible enough for any of the other positions, though! 

Good effort!   Positions 3, 5 & 8 look pretty manageable too for a bit of variety. 

[Mr. Whizz 5,898]

18 hours ago, Eliminature said:

I got down on all fours like position number one in the shower this morning to do my morning pee. Never done that before. It certainly felt nice. 

I'm not sure I'm flexible enough for any of the other positions, though! 

I've always wanted to fuck a girl on all fours while she is peeing. Seems like a fun experience to try one day.

[Eliminature 5,209]

On 9/24/2020 at 11:12 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

Good effort!   Positions 3, 5 & 8 look pretty manageable too for a bit of variety. 

I'm going to try number three in the shower next. 

[Mr. Whizz 5,898]

Lets get some positions that the men can also try out in the mornings on this page

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

1 hour ago, Mr. Whizz said:

Lets get some positions that the men can also try out in the mornings on this page

Must admit I can vouch that The Frog and The Lunge are effective for morning wooden peeing.  Also the shower and sink too.

[speedy3471 10,655]

6 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

 Also the shower and sink too.

I find these to work great as well. I also like walking out onto my deck and just letting it rip lol

[Sophie 24,410]

Advanced? pfft, I do #4 every time I pee 😛

[Eliminature 5,209]

I did number three this morning. My stream was very thick and yellow againstthe white shower fitting. Nice to let go! 

[speedy3471 10,655]

3 hours ago, Eliminature said:

I did number three this morning. My stream was very thick and yellow againstthe white shower fitting. Nice to let go! 

Nice. That looks like a unique position lol. Glad you tried it. 

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

I will do the 4 position.

[Audrey81 3,025]

I've done number 8 on a few occasions😅 maybe not as gracefully as in the picture haha

[oliver2 4,418]

2 hours ago, Audrey81 said:

I've done number 8 on a few occasions😅 maybe not as gracefully as in the picture haha

Oh that’s a lovely mental image 🥰

[speedy3471 10,655]

6 hours ago, Audrey81 said:

I've done number 8 on a few occasions😅 maybe not as gracefully as in the picture haha

I've got no dought that you were as lady like a possible while doing this pose lol

[Pronto 54]

On 9/26/2020 at 1:17 AM, Mr. Whizz said:

Lets get some positions that the men can also try out in the mornings on this page

I'm sure I done The Lunge many a times, or at least close enough to that!