Nonchalant pee

[Floridaboy95 9]

Has anyone else ever considered using their home as a free range to release where ever you are without stopping your task ? Its been a thought for me just hasn't become reality 

[durianfury 2,023]

Many people have both done this, and thought of this, hence the existence of r/nonchalant_pee on reddit. Several amateur creators have done it, most notable ladyredsbush on pornhub, who has said she gets a high from pissing on her things, and often sprays her piss all over her floor, furniture, and her car. Very fucking sexy. Nonchalant peeing is one of my #1 fetishes, I absolutely love it.

[Floridaboy95 9]

I 100% agree ladyredsbush makes some hot vids and as a reddit user also that's a good sub aswell ! It's one of my #1 also

 

[Dante_Heart 131]

When I have my house to myself for a week, I'll do this a bit, setting up towels in a lot of the places I regularly hang out so I can just piss the second I feel the need to. It feels so nice, just to be able to let go whenever you please.

[Floridaboy95 9]

That sounds pretty nice actually 

[Bacardi 10,132]

This is my greatest fantasy. To just be able to pee wherever. I've been cooking up a story about a woman who does just this, and honestly it'd be everything I've always wanted. 

Imagine how awesome it would be to wake up first thing in the morning and squat in a corner and release 😫😫😫 I need to move to an alternate universe or something. 

[Floridaboy95 9]

I've had that fantasy for quite some time

 

[Sexismygod 1,782]

The idea of just pissing wherever I am without a care is definitely a turn-on.  I wouldn't necessarily want to do it all the time, but every once in a while, maybe when that special girl comes to visit.  Strangely, my personal peeing preference (public, risky pissing) is at direct odds with this idea.  Do I just pee wherever, preferably with an audience, or do I pee where I definitely shouldn't, preferably without anyone noticing?  What a dilemma!

I guess it really is possible to hold two contradictory thoughts in my head without going mad.  🙃

[thisguy20 937]

As an idea, I love nonchalant peeing.  Being able to just pee whenever and wherever sounds great.

From a practical standpoint though, it seems to have significant problems.  You'd have to accept that everything would get peed on / soaked in pee.  While that might not matter for a tile floor or a metal (or plastic) chair, what about things which are absorbent (upholstered furniture, clothing, books), what about things like cardboard food containers (the boxes pasta and cereal come in as an example), and then there's moisture sensitive things like electronics...  Beyond that there is the matter of smell...

I have, over the years, talked to a few people who have claimed to live like this, but I find it very hard to believe that anyone actually could.

[Paulypeeps 5,287]

General acceptance of peeing anywhere is a problem which makes nonchalant peeing rather difficult if you want to be completely free, but if you take a few steps you can almost get there. For me just letting loose whenever I get the tingle in my bladder is the ultimate freedom and I try to make it happen.

Things I do to help are things like dressing to wet - I wear clothes that I can wet without anyone noticing that I am wetting myself, or do not show the wetness. For the most part when I want to pee I will either be standing or sitting (most unlikely that I will be squatting!) so I usually wear a black skirt or dress that I can sit and pee through, and black fishnet stockings with open heels so that I can stand and pee down my legs without anything being seen. If I feel the tingle and I am somewhere that I can get away with peeing I am always ready to just go, and so I do it. I am 90% the way there to just be nonchalant.

While I guess choosing where to go is a bit limiting of my freedom, I like to go to pubs for instance that have dark carpet and dark upholstery. I guess it is a small price to pay for the freedom to just be able to pee whenever I want. If I am going somewhere where the upholstery is not very wetting compatible I wear my leather skirt so I can sit and let my pee trickle off of the hem on to the carpet or the back of my legs.

While planning does of course go completely against the spirit of nonchalance, it does create a feeling of freedom when you are actually out and can pee very freely whenever the tingle appears.

[Gotah 2,381]

On 8/1/2020 at 5:32 AM, Floridaboy95 said:

Has anyone else ever considered using their home as a free range to release where ever you are without stopping your task ? Its been a thought for me just hasn't become reality 

All the time! Unfortunately I don't live alone but as soon as I am I'll probably take a nice piss whenever and wherever I possibly can.

[sodapop0474 33]

Most of my life I have been turned on by this fetish. This is definitely one fetish that has many turn on for people as well as many boundaries. There are many things about peeing that I enjoy. The dare of voyeurism, the warmth of golden showes, the thrill of tasting, struggle of real desperation, but the big one for me has to be the ability to watch a girl pee whenever and wherever she wants. To me, the thought of her just letting her pee flow is a major turn on. Clothes, no clothes, In the house, outside, in the car. Whenever and wherever she feels the need she just let's it flow. There is no concern of holding it, no concern of running for a bathroom. Just nonchalantly letting it flow.

I would love to hear your thoughts on this...

[steve25805 126,015]

I like the idea of girls pissing anywhere without actually giving a fuck. 

I have a recurring fantasy about a girl I once knew nonchalantly taking a piss right there on my living room carpet, chatting away normally whilst doing it.

It never happened of course but I do like to imagine that it did.

[Bacardi 10,132]

That's really what I enjoy too. Watching people pee wherever they want and being able to pee wherever I want. I always prefer moving clothes out of the way and peeing on carpets 😁 but yeah. Super naughty to just get up and decide to pee there in the corner instead of using the bathroom! It's so much fun! 

[Sexismygod 1,782]

On 8/5/2020 at 9:16 AM, Paulypeeps said:

While planning does of course go completely against the spirit of nonchalance, it does create a feeling of freedom when you are actually out and can pee very freely whenever the tingle appears.

I think there's a difference between planning and preparing.  You don't go to the pub thinking "Tonight I'm going to pee in this spot."  Instead, you dress for success and if the tingle hits while you're there, you can relax and let it happen.  That's still nonchalant in my book.

A little preparation makes it easier to be casual about it.  I think it would be much harder to be nonchalant if just letting go would ruin a really nice, expensive outfit.  That would be a lack of preparation but if you say "fuck it" and do it anyway, you've just hit the nonchalant jackpot. 😎

[sodapop0474 33]

On 8/2/2020 at 9:39 PM, Bacardi said:

This is my greatest fantasy. To just be able to pee wherever. I've been cooking up a story about a woman who does just this, and honestly it'd be everything I've always wanted. 

Imagine how awesome it would be to wake up first thing in the morning and squat in a corner and release 😫😫😫 I need to move to an alternate universe or something. 

This is exactly what I want. I would even do the cleanup 😁

[Sexismygod 1,782]

7 hours ago, p1ssputz said:

I think that to a certain extent, you really do have to plan ahead unless you either don't care about wetting yourself (I do, not my thing) or if you don't care about being discreet and possibly getting caught.

Completely agree.  At home, you can be casual as you want.  For a nonchalant pee out in public, you need to make it possible then wait for the right moment.  In a public situation, I don't think I'm ever truly nonchalant unless I know I can't get caught or I just don't care if I do. 

[Adyguy6970 876]

On 8/1/2020 at 4:32 AM, Floridaboy95 said:

Has anyone else ever considered using their home as a free range to release where ever you are without stopping your task ? Its been a thought for me just hasn't become reality 

In view of my recent health situation - UTI causing urgency - there have been a number of occasions when the pee's been flowing before I've got to the toilet, but that's hardly an enjoyable context.  I would like to experiment more once I think I'm fully recovered.