Most daring/naughty places you have pissed

[bk3k 38]

Exactly as the topic states, tell me the most daring/naughty places you have pissed. Preferably with you doing more than a little spraying, but rather really emptying your bladder! And possibly doing more than that!

I'll start. From easily recollection

1. Pissed on the floor of bathrooms countless times. Oops I missed LOL. Not always just pee. Not always even in the stall area. But that's just getting started.

2. Pissed in a gun cabinet in a store. Large quantity of urine.

3. Snuck into an employee only area in the same store(different visit) and pissed all over.

4. Pissed in a nice somewhat secluded area of a hardware store. Only thing is - people driving by may have seen me! This was right by a window facing a busy road.

5. I went to see a movie by myself... intentionally. As soon as it ended and everyone left, I scooted forward in my seat ,whipped out my cock, and went full blast! I wanted to do some when people where there but I didn't have the courage and would have had to leave the movie early anyhow. I intend to repeat this at other theaters. Some of those hallways are really dark so they might work too! As long as someone isn't coming by...

6. Phone booth at a rest stop. Small area and when I was done there was standing piss maybe 1/8th an inch or so. I also left something else there.

7. Hospital elevator and staircase in the actual hospital zone. I did everything there across multiple visits.

I also have lots and lots of future ambitions for target locations. It gets me so excited to think about it.

Someone here must also be at least as deviant and daring as me! Lets hear it. You don't need to be super-specific for obvious legal reasons. I really do love to hear detail but be careful what details you give just in case.

[bk3k 38]

Oh and I found this youtube channel. I'm not necessarily into watching guys pee, but he is an inspiration. I watched the videos even though it wasn't a woman. At least no penis is shown so I can pretend, right?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5moexeG5XAK4v7acpoMrWg/videos

I do not have the balls to record then post to YouTube of all places. Props to this guy.

[steve25805 126,015]

I have just this morning pissed all over my kitchen floor.

I have in my time peed there more than once, as well as on the tiled bathroom floor and in the tiled hallway. I have pissed against the wall in the hallway and bathroom too. The sink and the bath are regular peeing locations of couse.

I have peed in the washing machine over the clothes in there before washing them.

Many years ago I had a sense of grievance with my then landlord, who decided to evict me at the behest of a female tenant I was in dispute with and whom he was shagging. So before leaving I pissed on his bed and on the middle of the living room carpet, and let him keep the deposit. He never returned them anyway!

On one or two occasions in previous addresses I peed on the kitchen table.

And I have peed in phone boxes and alll over the floor in public toilets.

When I was very young I went through a phase of occasionally pissing on my bedroom carpet, and a few times even watched my sister doing so when I let her. I was too young to really understand that this was "innaproppriate" at the time.

[Alfresco 11,627]

I've peed in quite a few places - plenty of outdoor places such as woods, carparks, alleyways, behind shops, garages etc. I have peed in the stairwell of several multi-storey car parks. Swimming pools, jacuzzis, saunas, steam rooms, gym changing room on the floor and in the shower, against the door of closed toilets, towels in bed, washing machine, dishwasher, out of the back door of the house onto the patio, on the deck of a cruise ship, inside a garage (i.e. individual garage for a car), from a kayak, in a wetsuit, on the beach, on the seat of a train on the main line, on the floor of a train on the main line, out of the door of a moving train on a preserved railway (I was driving it at the time). Will that do for starters?

[lesful 59]

When I was much younger I went round to see my girlfriend one night and she wouldn't answer the door, (I was drunk) so I pissed through the letterbox. I was a glass panelled door so I saw it land on the carpet inside. Strangely she never mentioned it.

[Scot_Lover 1,876]

2.00 am, 35000ft above the Pacific Ocean, United 747, in the ladies with my wife helping ;-)

A few years ago, and I can still remember the looks from a tired female flight attendant, but she did smile.

[bbabe95 15]

oh well lol

lets see

1. roadside

2. garden

3. outdoor drains

4. pavement

5. grass (at music festival)

6. kitchen sick

7. alley

8. train station

9.stairs

usually with people watching me. and recordimg as well lol

[bk3k 38]

Appreciate the responses. I enjoy them all.

Yesterday I had a good day. Had to travel to another city and while there ate at a nice restaurant. Let it digest a second then went into their bathroom and left everything on the floor. I had quite a lot of pee thanks to a large glass of tea. So their floor and walls where pretty well covered. I did refill the tea before I left. Drinking more on the road trip home fueled me up to stop at a rest stop. I ended up waiting a good while in my car (needing to go) waiting til I was sure the bathroom was empty. Also if not for the cameras I've love to piss all over the lobby instead LOL. Cars and people just kept coming and people seemed to take forever in there.

Finally I got my chance. I quickly pissed all over the rest stop bathroom floor. It felt so good. As I left more cars pulled up and certainly found what I did, but I was gone before they would know it. I half thought of using the women's room floor instead, but too risky if someone saw me - especially cameras being present in the lobby area and all. But if someone even tried to confront me about the men's room after then I would just claim it was like that before I got there. That would not fly if I got caught entering the women's room.

I try to never pass up a rest stop - at least when traveling alone. At some point I maybe in the middle of the night during a trip I will just go in one covering my face somehow, and do my business in the lobby right in front of vending machines. Or maybe a bit on them too.

Yes I know I'm being an asshole. Yet in every other area of my life I am far too kind.

Yes I know what I do is bad. That's why it feels... so good.

I hope to inspire more of you to do this. It really is exciting and so fun. For those so fortunate enough to have a mate with the same interests, you might even do it as a couple's thing! That would be so awesome like a fantasy to me.

[lovelylucy 36]

A few years ago, when I was in college, I very much enjoyed peeing in places where I might get caught. I peed several times in the dorm hallways, twice in the communal laundry room (once on the floor, and once in one of the washing machines), hundreds of times in alleyways and on sidewalks, once on the front steps of the library, etc. If I was alone in the bathroom, I loved standing at the edge of one shower stall, facing the one across from it, and seeing how far I could aim my pee.

This past year, I lived alone in my apartment, and I used the floors/sinks/furniture more often than the toilet. I'm sure I peed on every square inch of my bedroom carpet at least once, on the kitchen floor and in pots and pans, in baskets of dirty laundry, and so many more places. I can't get enough of naughty pissing.

[Not 0]

Public laundry room's sink would be my best, lots on the side of the road.

[ogblaah 45]

Few years back, I was riding my bike back from the beach, and had alot to drink. There was nowhere to pull off and use a bathroom, so I pulled my zipper down, pulled my dick out, stood up and just let it go. I was on a residential street, there were a few people out and about, but really didnt notice me peeing down the middle of the street. It was almost 2 blocks long...hahha....

Another time I just finished a 4hr road trip. Pulled into a 7-11 by the vacuum, and went in. Bathroom was out of order... so I went back to my car, whipped it out, and started peeing (pretty much in full view of the side street). I noticed a lady drive by me, and her look was priceless. She did a u-turn and stopped in the turn lane, watched me until she got the green light to turn!

[Pissgirl 14]

I like to pee on the carpet in a hotelroom and on the floor/seat in a bus or train, parking place, elevator. But most of the time i pee standing in an alley, against the wall. I have also a favorite place behind a building against the wall in a cormer. I always pee against the wall near that hidden spot after shopping.

[Andrei 78]

I have peed in many places:

Hotel elevator

Hotel bed, several times

Hotel bedroom floor

Hotel bathroom floor

Hotel bathroom sink and bath and shower (when I wasn't using them!)

Off the balcony at a hotel

Floor of the hotel's public toilet

Floor of a public toilet, both in the stall and not in the stall

On the floor in front of my seat on a train

On several seats on a different train

In a public swimming pool

On the floor at the pool changing room, both in the cubicle and not in it

In a public phone booth

In the park in the bushes

In several alleys

Once after being at a party, I just walked along with my cock outta my fly and pissed for a couple hundred yards while walking

Once, while wearing swimming trunks that were wet, went into a shop and had a piss in several places.

Once, while I was still in school, I pissed on my school playground late at night after a party

[goldentongue 4]

I get turned on at the thought of peeing in the hamper or into a pillow.

[bk3k 38]

I'd like to provide a little updateI can say that until today I have never peed or otherwise in a dressing room. After today I cannot say any of that. I made quite a mess but that is what malls are good for haha. Going potty on carpet really is the best thing in life :D

I also did a little but clearly noticeable partial pee in a obscure carpeted corner of a major retailer right before that but chickened out about finishing there. Some customer did start shopping in that area a couple minutes later(I was still walking around finding the best places) and I think she may have noticed but I didn't stick around LOL.

Prior to that I thought real good about going while pretending to try out the beds in said store - never quite mustered the courage (this time). If I only had to pee at that time, I probably would have done it there. It would be very easy to hide peeing on or between beds while you look like you are trying it out. I might also try dedicated furniture shops to go in chairs/coaches but the customer service of those places can tend to be a bit higher(which is obviously a problem).

Not too long ago I also was walking to my car and walked into the entrance of some business. Yes I got their inside floor. Actually got them TWICE in the same night. Once upon arriving in the area, and later after some drinks. The second time was more than just pee but there was a noticeable quantity of pee(2x full bladder)!

Of course I have used the floors of many restrooms since I last posted, but not much else of note. I have been slacking lately but today I did something a bit more exciting. Although I still wish I would have done everything on a sales floor rather than rely on the privacy of the changing room.

[Dondi9 8]

At a bar....I was a bar with a bunch of friends, was drinking heavy that night. I was sitting on a bar stool in the corner, place was crowded, had to go so dropped on hand down in front, opened my zipper, pulled it out and just went as I sat there......Little did I know, most of my pee went down the leg of my pants, oh well chalk it up as being drunk..

[glad1 2,832]

I suppose the naughtiest place for me was a girlfriend's bikini panties. While she was wearing them!:biggrin:

I though at first she might have been pissed off. Instead she was pissed on! :wink:

[Jack13 5]

Mine was in a bottle in the middle lane of the motorway whilst stuck in traffic. Was too desperate to care but I'm sure anyone looking in would of seen what I was upto.

[evolution2015 116]

oh well lol

lets see

1. roadside

2. garden

3. outdoor drains

4. pavement

5. grass (at music festival)

6. kitchen sick

7. alley

8. train station

9.stairs

usually with people watching me. and recordimg as well lol

thanks for sharing this would love to see u peeing

[Epic Jess 28]

amazing

[evolution2015 116]

thanks for sharing this would love to see u peeing

i have peed many places in stair wells on the pavement

[MissAutumn 3,224]

WAY too many to remember.

Here are some that come to mind, though:

- Movie theater (I posted a story about this)

- In a pizza restaurant in the bar on a stool wearing a jean skirt

- Hotel room

- various parking garages, alleys, stair wells

- Condo complex hot tub after hours (a GREAT story about this one yet to be posted)

- On a nude beach in San Diego in front of 3 guys who thought I was "squirting" (another great story I'll have to post sometime)

- In a department store on the carpet

- In a park at night doing golden shower play with my hubby and almost getting caught! (even yet another awesome story I'll post in the future)

That's a good enough list for now, I think!

[steve25805 126,015]

Loving your contributions to this forum so far. Would love to hear about the carpet pee in the department store too.

[MissAutumn 3,224]

Loving your contributions to this forum so far. Would love to hear about the carpet pee in the department store too.

That one makes me nervous just thinking about it! Hubby and I went to that very store today, in fact, and reminisced about it. ;)

[PeeGirl95 204]

This isn't really naughty but quite daring;

I was recently over in Germany on the autobahn, when i decided i needed to pee, so I told my boyfriend to pull over in one of the layby's, which there are loads of on the autobahns by the way, best thing ever!, so he did.

We drove in and went past quite a few cars down to the bottom end where there was quite a big bush, which you could pull the car right up next to, so we did, i had already decided that this pee was just a must and wasn't going to be anything spectacular, however i saw a wheelie bin that was surrounded by the bushes on all sides apart from the front and was set a little bit back in the bush (what had happened is the bin had obviously been put there, and because it was summer the bushes had overgrown and surrounded it, I hope this is making sense).

I smiled at my boyfriend and jumped out of the car and stood on the lid of the bin, turned to face him lifted my dress and squatted so he could see 'her' in all her glory...

It took me a minute to start peeing, due to the fact the lid wasn't the most stable thing in the world and i was a bit wobbly, but it slowly started dribbling out, i didn't actually realise how much i needed to pee, because i was squatting on the bin for almost a minute with my pee coming out at a steady pace, the bin was covered with a pool forming around the bottom of the bin on the ground, I was just about done, and thought I had got away with just giving my boyfriend a show, when a truck crept past and got an eye full of me squatting on a wheelie bin peeing! Oh well i bet it made his day lol.

I stood up and my boyfriend passed me a tissue, gave her a wipe and he grabbed me and lifted me off the bin so i didn't get covered in my own pee... we got back in the car and continued on our journey..

Hope you all enjoy reading this, as much as I enjoyed doing it, till next time x