A difference between "normal" people and us

[GenericUsername 1,108]

Senario: A person wakes up in the middle of the night and has to pee really badly

Normal person: Gets up and goes to the bathroom

Us: Starts fantasizing about peeing all over the bed or the floor (but in my case I can't actually try that), then gets super turned on and has to take care of that first

 

You know it's true. 😛

[PissFanOmega 206]

Actually, it's rare that I fantasize about piss when I have to go when I get up. I'm usually too tired.

I spend my evenings, however, thinking about piss, how great it would feel to have a gf that would piss on me, and what new pictures/videos I can find on the subject that actually turn me on.

[gldenwetgoose 21,486]

Drives down the road, sees a girl at the bus stop and wonders on a scale 1-10 how much she needs to pee...

[oliver2 4,418]

Scenario: about to go down on partner 

normal people: I hope I don’t taste any pee, ew

us: YES GIVE ME THAT IN MY MOUTH

[Peefreak99 3,722]

A car is parked on the highway 

Normal person " oh no their car must be broken i hope they can fix it" 

We " i wonder if a hot girl is peeing behind that car"

 

A normal person sees a girl wallking into a wodded area or something dosen't even refelct on it 

 

We " i bet shes going for a pee i wonder if shes desperate" 

[Dr.P 1,473]

Scenario: Sees an attractive woman entering a Ladies' room.

Normal person thinks: "I hope she wipes, and washes her hands."

Us: "I wonder how she pees? Is she desperate? Does she sit, squat, or stand? Does she hiss? Does it spray, and get her body, her clothing, or the seat wet?"

Scenario: Sees an attractive woman coming out of a Ladies' room.

Normal person thinks: "I hope she wiped, and washed her hands."

Us: "I wonder how she did it? Did she sit, squat, or stand? Did her body, her clothing, or the seat get wet? Did she wipe? Or does she have dribbles on her pussy, legs, or bum, that I could be licking dry, for her?

Dr.P

[Peefreak99 3,722]

Normal guy meets a nice girl for the first time " she seems nice we should grab a few drinks sometime" 

The guys here " I WANNA SEE HER PEE" and then have pee fantasies about her for a few days 

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

Normal person seeing someone pull over on the highway: "Huh must have engine trouble" 

The average piss enjoyer: "Ohh they're gonna go pee in the woods that's so awesome!" 

(I saw someone on the highway pull over earlier tonight)

Edited April 11, 2021 by Ms. Tito

[oliver2 4,418]

4 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

The average piss enjoyer: "Ohh they're gonna go pee in the woods that's so awesome!" 

(I saw someone on the highway pull over earlier tonight)

I saw someone piss against a wooden wall/hoarding/thing near the woods. He wasn’t hiding what he was doing, and left an obvious wet mark on the wall, but you couldn’t see his dick.

(Posts a new woods pee vid/gif)

[gldenwetgoose 21,486]

On 11/3/2019 at 5:35 PM, Peefreak99 said:

A car is parked on the highway 

Normal person " oh no their car must be broken i hope they can fix it" 

We " i wonder if a hot girl is peeing behind that car"

 

A normal person sees a girl wallking into a wodded area or something dosen't even refelct on it 

 

We " i bet shes going for a pee i wonder if shes desperate" 

Sometimes it's the smallest of glimpses...   a couple of years ago driving on a busy country road leading to the motorway...  a car parked in a lay-by on the other side having come from the motorway direction, two young ladies in jeans climbing over a fence into a field.  Alas I was doing about 40mph with family in my car.

[Alfresco 11,629]

On 11/1/2019 at 10:52 PM, gldenwetgoose said:

Drives down the road, sees a girl at the bus stop and wonders on a scale 1-10 how much she needs to pee...

For me, exactly that, then, what is she going to do about it?  Is she going to pee behind that nearby car/wall, go down the alley and squat, hold it but wet herself on the bus because she doesn’t make it?  Does she have a naughty streak and want to pee on the seat of the bus?  Arrive at home totally desperate and run for the loo?

All that - despite knowing that there is a 99% chance that she is probably not actually desperate at all and is fully in control and will happily make it to her destination where she will use a toilet with no drama.

My favourite bus stop sighting was when I was walking late at night, two girls came running past, stopped at a glass bush shelter, one dropped her leggings and peed on the floor in the shelter and then they ran on.  All despite the fact that it was a main road, they had passed me and could see me approaching and the glass shelter did nothing to hide them.  

[Alfresco 11,629]

I also agree about seeing cars parked in lay-bys.  I always look to see if there are any signs that it is a lady stopped to pee.  Even if there is no sign, I still imagine that a f female occupant has run into the bushes for an urgent pee.  Sometimes it is more than imagination.  Just a month ago I passed a car parked in a lay-by on the opposite side of the road, both passenger side doors were open and I could see legs sticking out and a woman low down facing away from the car with a definite puddle forming.  It was a few seconds of viewing whilst I drove past but it made an impact.  My wife probably either didn’t even notice the car stopped or probably didn’t even consider why they stopped.

Like @gldenwetgoose I have also seen girls going into or coming out of fields or bushes near lay-bys and I am totally convinced there is only one reason that they would be doing that.   I enjoy the thought, but wish I had been able to catch them in the act.  Any one else either doesn’t notice them or assumes they have been for a walk. 

[littlebladder 74]

When a girl says she went on a hike for a few hours and you think about whether she stopped and squatted to pee during the hike or desperately held it until she got home and took an urgent hissy piss in the toilet.

Seeing a girl walking a dog through some fields and wondering if she had to squat behind a bush during the walk.

[Alfresco 11,629]

Had one happen to me this morning that made me think of this thread.

Spot tissues lying on the ground.  Average person: either doesn’t even notice them or assumes someone has blown their nose or eaten a takeaway and carelessly discarded their tissues

People like us:  “Ooh a tissue!  Did some girl pee here?”  Looks around at the setting to assess whether it is the sort of place that would be suitable for a discrete wee, considers whether it is the sort of place a girl might need a wee - route home from a pub, or a long way from a toilet in a walking area?  Maybe near some meeting place or place people visit with no toilets?  Might possibly inspect tissues for signs of pee, may look around nearby for other tissues or evidence.

My example this morning I was at a cemetery and noticed a back gate leading out of the cemetery.  I went through the gate and found a path leading to the woods.  Immediately outside the gate up against the wall were two tissues spaced about a metre apart.  My brain said that could be two ladies who had been visiting the cemetery either spending some time tending graves of a lived one or possibly having travelled from a distance, no toilets at the church, so nipped out the gate, squatted side by side and watered the grass. Alternatively, possibly two ladies attending a church service and needing to pee before they travelled home.  Alternatively could have just been a dog walker who dropped a tissue, but my mind still went ahead and analysed it. 
 

 

[jocake 308]

Normal people who watch a porn movie say "EEEW ... they piss" and skip the pee scenes.
When we watch porn we fastforward those boring fuck scenes looking for the pee scenes.

[littlebladder 74]

Normal people: "Oh look, she's having a large cup of coffee"

Us: "That's a big cup of coffee she's having. How long will it before she's desperate for a piss?"

[steve25805 126,015]

On 11/1/2019 at 10:52 PM, gldenwetgoose said:

Drives down the road, sees a girl at the bus stop and wonders on a scale 1-10 how much she needs to pee...

I have done that too, lol. Looked at random females and wondered how much they might be into pee.

[Guest UnabashedUser]

On 4/13/2021 at 3:28 AM, Alfresco said:

Had one happen to me this morning that made me think of this thread.

Spot tissues lying on the ground.  Average person: either doesn’t even notice them or assumes someone has blown their nose or eaten a takeaway and carelessly discarded their tissues

People like us:  “Ooh a tissue!  Did some girl pee here?”  Looks around at the setting to assess whether it is the sort of place that would be suitable for a discrete wee, considers whether it is the sort of place a girl might need a wee - route home from a pub, or a long way from a toilet in a walking area?  Maybe near some meeting place or place people visit with no toilets?  Might possibly inspect tissues for signs of pee, may look around nearby for other tissues or evidence.

My example this morning I was at a cemetery and noticed a back gate leading out of the cemetery.  I went through the gate and found a path leading to the woods.  Immediately outside the gate up against the wall were two tissues spaced about a metre apart.  My brain said that could be two ladies who had been visiting the cemetery either spending some time tending graves of a lived one or possibly having travelled from a distance, no toilets at the church, so nipped out the gate, squatted side by side and watered the grass. Alternatively, possibly two ladies attending a church service and needing to pee before they travelled home.  Alternatively could have just been a dog walker who dropped a tissue, but my mind still went ahead and analysed it. 
 

 

When I see evidence like this, or a used condom on a hike, or sometimes discarded panties, the urge to urinate on them is overwhelming so that's just what I do.

Countless times since a lad.

[LightskinLemonade 25]

Normal: Drinks from a big glass bottle and thinks nothing of it

Me: I can’t wait to finish all this so I can keep the bottle to fill it up later

Normal: Pees and it’s dark yellow - wow I need to drink more I’m dehydrated

Me: That would be harsh to drink, let me drink more water