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This seems to summarize the issue at hand well enough -- or at least, the reason why the issue at hand isn't going anywhere! No matter how much evidence piles up that peeing in pools is unhealthy for swimmers, the fact of the matter is that many swimmers are going to empty their bladders in the water no matter what. Any given public pool is just full of trace amounts of urine from past swimmers, regardless of chlorination and regardless of filtration. As long as the pool is properly maintained, there's not much to worry about. The only thing going against it is the possible ick factor of swimm

That sounds like a whole lot of fun! In keeping with the overall topic of the thread, I suppose we should acknowledge that peeing in the pool right before the next class arrived -- especially with so much built up in your and your friend's bladders, and doubly with the pee so thickly yellow -- would convert just a little more of the pool's chlorination into irritating chemicals. Which, of course, everyone else would still have to swim in. One of the many things that make swimming pools so fun to pee in, I suppose. From the moment you have your release onward, your pee is staying in the pool. I

This is an entirely sensible idea, and I'm going to have to look and see how the swimming pool locker rooms I visit actually compare to that. I think the one rule that I see the most often is that swimmers have to shower before they get in -- and that's definitely a very good idea, because residues on the skin can cause just as much trouble for water quality as urine can. Going by what I know about bladder stuff, it also helps when the pool water is heated, because then people don't get as much immersion diuresis. As far as I know, plenty of pools are. Of course, all of this means that th

Beachmom, I've always sympathized a lot with your point of view. It's true that boys are not only physiologically better-equipped to pee wherever they like, they're also generally expected to be less tidily-mannered about where they do it. As a male myself, I happen to have grown up in an environment where everyone in both sexes is very keen on putting on proper appearances, so no one ever really just pees on locker room floors. (I assume we all save it for the swimming pool instead!) But I've heard enough stories -- and seen enough photos/videos, thank you internet -- to know that my case isn

I'm pretty sure there was a news story a while back about someone getting fired from their job for peeing in the coffee. Not in a coffee shop, but that's a pretty indisputably mean thing to do no matter what. As for how that compares to peeing in pools -- that's an interesting question. When we're talking about naughty peeing, we're saying from the outset that it's not all morally clean. As in, that's the entire point of it. Now, of course, peeing directly into someone's beverage without them knowing is a lot more invasive and deliberate than doing it in a swimming pool, and that makes it

It's possible, yeah. I think a whole lot of people pee in their own showers. Whether they pee in group showers is harder to say, though since it all gets whisked right down the drain, I'm not sure how much that really counts as naughty peeing from our perspective. I'm sure some people might find it a little gross, but some people are extremely squeamish about pee going anywhere besides right into a toilet.

Oh, now I feel a little bad for fannywatcher. I put up that message about the health consequences of peeing in pools, and it turns out that those are something that people like! And I have to count myself among them. @Maggie_555, you know exactly where I'm coming from on this. But the moral concerns about contributing to a polluted swimming pool are a good opportunity to talk about some broader elements of naughty peeing, so I'll do just that. As I noted a while back in another thread on the topic, naughty peeing (at least from my point of view) always involves some degree of moral transg

I think everyone knows that peeing in the pool isn't good for the water. There's a lot of "it's okay, chlorine takes care of it" and "it's only a little pee, no one will know," but even if it's an all but invisible relief, there's no denying that it does change the contents of the pool. And once you have enough swimmers doing it, the water can get pretty messed up. And enough swimmers do, in fact, do it. Swimmers pee. I think that should be a straightforward fact to accept by now. The exact effects of a peed-in pool are twofold, both results of the urea reacting with the pool's chlor

Does she know you do it, in general? Or is she under the impression that you're holding your bladder whenever you're peeing? It's a familiar situation to me, going swimming with someone who knows and disapproves of my interest in peeing in the water. I've had to lie through my teeth before about what I did or didn't do in the water, just to save my social standing. Some people get really sensitive about the idea that maybe I've peed in the water they're swimming in! I don't know why, really. Most people do pee in pools. In fact, in general, it's a good idea to assume that any swimmer you'

It still amazes me, even now, that you were so lucky as to have a family that's so open about pool peeing. It's something I never would've dreamed of in my own upbringing. Of course, during my own upbringing, I never thought of peeing in the pool as something very gross and inconsiderate, that only immature kids would do! And the public pool I was going to as a child was a nice, respectable athletic pool, so of course no one would pee in that, right? Right? Oh, how chagrined I am about that all now. Hindsight is 20/20, I suppose. If I could go back in time and say something to myself, I m

It seems like it's almost kinda self-evident for some people that the swimming pool is for peeing in. Sunbathing with a nice drink, and using the pool nearby for a quick easy toilet? That sounds like the life! I wonder what it'd be like for anyone who's spending their time actually swimming, too. (Presumably, they're contributing to the pollution themselves anyway. Everyone pees when they swim, right?) On one hand, this all makes me wish I'd started peeing in the pool a lot earlier. But like you noted, Sara, it did take an unusual opportunity for your peeing habits for it to feel like a r

All right, let's see how many of these I've done. 1. Carpet/Rug 2. Sofa/Couch 3. Armchair 4. Table 5. Sink 6. Shower/Bath 7. Bed 8. Bathroom floor 9. Kitchen floor 11. Indoor wall 12. Toilet with closed lid 15. On somebody else 16. Kitchen counter 17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel 18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer 19. On clothing 20. In someone's mouth. I skipped over three -- the dishwasher, the car, and the wine glass one, I think. I haven't done those. So, 85%. Or 90% if I go out into the kitchen

So far, so good, I think. I'm just sad it's not swimming season around here right now. I'm really surprised by how many people here like naughty peeing! I didn't even know this was such a niche, before coming here. I honestly always just thought that watersports consisted of two or more people doing pee stuff on/in/near each other, and the way I liked it -- one person just peeing wherever they feel like, preferably in places they really shouldn't -- just didn't fit into anyone's idea of the fetish. And that always made me very sad. So to find so many other people who are into this ... I c

Well, now. ... I don't even know where to start in replying to this. Except maybe that reading it completely made my morning. Needless to say, you're not the only person who can get some pleasure out of your experiences. I hope you're proud of yourself today. If I could like your post multiple times, I would. Maybe once per paragraph would do. I never would've thought of peeing in a children's wading pool in particular as being a naughty place to do it. But I think my upbringing in particular has altered my perspective on that. As far as I'm concerned, any enclosed body of water that peop

I couldn't have put it better myself. I've never been around a public pool of any kind -- at a resort, at a waterpark, at a gym, anyplace -- where the actual bathrooms seemed proportionately busy to the number of people there. But did we need that to know that nearly everyone's peeing in the pool? Besides a few very politely minded people (of which I used to count myself as one, in fact), the fact of the matter is, swimmers pee. If you have a public pool, it will get peed in. It's just a fact of life. It's also one that I'm happy to contribute to myself. Just like you, and just like @Magg

Well, I totally sympathize with getting caught up in the feeling of self-centered sexual thrill. Impulses like that tend not to make a lot of room for other people's needs and boundaries by default. And I don't have a difficult time imagining feeling good about my urine ending up in a family's shower water -- at least, for long enough for me to actually go do it. (I might feel rather guilty afterwards, but, it's a bit late then, right?) However, something else stands out to me from this post of yours. You noted in there that you almost always tried to poop after a naughty pee. So this was

Due to a variety of factors -- olfactory fatigue, sheer volume of water, and so on -- I'd be very surprised if the swimming pool smell were really detectably stronger after a swimming visit than before. On the other hand, there's absolutely no reason not to pee in the pool to your heart's content, anytime, in any situation. I think if a large family group (or even a group of friends, or anyone who has a pre-existing relationship with one another) happens to visit a pool, they should all be prepared to spend a while swimming in each other's pee, and to leave the pool that much more contaminated

Peeing in the water is one of the best places to do it, especially when it's an enclosed body of water that won't just let it disperse everywhere. This does, of course, mean that your girlfriend was soaking in her sister's pee without knowing. And so were you, except of course, you did know. But unless someone says something about it, it's entirely possible to relieve one's entire bladder underwater right in front of other people, and they'll never know! All the more for a spa, because the water's already heated up.

Now, that's what I like to hear. I have to wonder what the people at the store did to anger you so much! ... But really, something as fun as that probably doesn't need much of an excuse. Actually, does anyone know what happens to clothes that get used that way? Because I definitely don't. I've heard stories and even seen pictures and videos of people peeing on unpurchased clothing in fitting rooms and the like, but I don't really know what happens from there.

And here you add another great story of your own. I'm familiar with this general kind of action, relieving oneself in the tank of the toilet. Fortunately for the toilet involved, just peeing in the tank isn't terribly harmful to it. It just means that whenever someone flushes the toilet next, the water that pours in will be a little yellow. So that's nice. Personally, I can't get enough of this stuff. Actively mean peeing is the sorta logical extreme of just general naughty peeing. And that's a very fun niche.

This is a really nice story, and I'm not sure why nobody has replied to it yet. Peeing outdoors seems to be a bit of a thing with nightclubs. I suppose it's preferable (by some perspectives) over peeing indoors! I can't believe the restaurant owner scuttled that one moment, but it's great that you got to witness girls doing their thing those other times. And I rather enjoy that you contributed to the outdoor messes as well, relieving yourself on the back of that bin. None of us are really above it all, are we? But yes, thank you very much for sharing that with us. I always like seein

Generally, bathrooms with pee on the floor are not much of a pleasure to use. But then it's a lot easier to feel OK with adding to the puddle if there's already one there. So clearly, the proper course of action is to always pee on the floor in public bathrooms, in order to encourage other people to do the same. This idea always surprises me to see, because in my experience, I (and the other guys I've gone swimming around) almost always just pee in the pool. I suppose it might depend on how comfortable people are with openly peeing in front of one another. It's a little counter-intuiti

It's really cool that her friend was in on it too. Is it sorta commonly known among her friends that this is something you guys do, then? Or was it just between the three of you? Either way, it sounds like a lovely aftermath to an evening's wine. Possibly even better than the proper beverage.

Isn't it great to get to use people's mouths as a urinal? ... Or, I guess by the same token, isn't it great to get to have one's mouth used as a urinal? I don't really see any problem either way. It's been a while since I did either, but I think when people are comfortable enough with pee, this kind of thing can just happen. No need to do any other sexual conduct alongside it -- just enjoy your pee, and move on. That's what peeing inherently means anyway. I wholeheartedly approve.

Personally, I think I would've just avoided the fuss by peeing in the pool. But this is what happens with house parties, right? Sometimes houses don't have an abundance of bathrooms to choose from, and especially when you have people drinking various things, inevitably there's a pileup of people needing to pee. What happens from there, only fate can decide. I wonder what your cousin thought, seeing you like that! Evidently, he must've liked it. Can't blame him for that. Though I don't think he should feel like he has to apologize, if it's just to save face. We're among friends, aren't we?