Serpent

Hah, room fragrance is funny, now everyone has to smell your piss!

I think it's so cool when a guy has enough capacity that when he whips it out, it's not necessarily about needing to pee but more that he just wanted to hose something down. And also the converse, when a guy sees something he wants to pee on, he's not gonna wait until he needs to go, he's gonna unzip and he just has enough in reserve that he can soak whatever he wants.

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Great usage of your penis as always!

That's a great idea! They'd probably have a great time teaching that spider a lesson! I know if you suggested that to me, my zipper would be down in an instant!

Nice shot!

They should hire you at the carwash haha!

I always think of this whenever I whip mine out to pollute some water, hoping my pollution will cause some damage!

This is so cool!

Nice. Would love to cheer on/be cheered on with another guy as our penises absolutely destroy whatever's in front of us!

What sort of stuff did you guys say to cheer each other on?

Damn I wanna learn how to do this -- are there tricks to it or a way to practice? Or is it just the natural talent of your penis? I'm sure a lot of people would enjoy a tutorial!

Go do it! It's your right as a guy!

Oh the pat is a great idea! How does he answer haha? It does feel really good doing it all over the floor. Yeah, someone else saying that would be a huge turn on for me too -- and my dick would definitely do an extra good job drowning whatever he was aimed at!

That's really cool! I bet it really makes "her" happy haha What sort of things exactly do you say to her?