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Firstly, I must confess that I’m jealous of you! With persistent begging, I managed only to woo one woman to urinate while I was eating her out. It didn’t go well at all! She was so uptight about making a mess. That aside, I love sex with older people! Regardless of our age, we all have nerve endings itching to be scratched! There are many things that race through my mind as I suck penis. If it’s an older dude I’m going down on, among other things, I think about all the places his dick may have been throughout the course of his long life and where it might have been most recently! Perhaps

I’m in the minority here in that I get the most thrill and pleasure from tasting and drinking concentrated urine! I’ve never thought to encourage anyone to drink more than they would normally as it would only diminish both the strong flavor I crave and my enjoyment of it! I adore its pronounced saltiness, slight metallic tanginess and umami deliciousness! I find its flavor sensuous and sexually arousing! The only time I’ve found the flavor of urine unpleasant, is when it was influenced with food and / or beverages sweetened with artificial sweeteners. However, on the rare occasions I’ve been s

I love to suck penises! Feeling urine tickling my tongue and gums as it exits the urethral meatus with abandon and courses into my mouth induces a rush of excitement and unsurpassable pleasure! But, I love finding and drinking it whenever and wherever I can. Although rarely these days for a number of reasons, drinking urine from public urinals gives me immeasurable pleasure as well!

It’s unfortunate that the original poster didn’t follow up. I’m glad I was introduced to pee drinking in my sexually formative years. Urophagia for sexual gratification!

If a male is sexually aroused at the sight of other males, then they at least have homosexual tendencies. If a male is sexually aroused by both males and females, then they have moth homosexual and heterosexual tendencies and would therefore be bisexual.

Despite the excitement of my fantasy, having a threesome with my wife and another man will never happen because I am way too jealous! But, imagining her willingly giving herself to another man as I watch them fuck like dogs from below is what fuels my fantasy, and I can’t explain it! As tempted as I might be to go through with it, I know that if we did, in the end I would cry like a baby and be heartbroken! It’s why it will remain a fantasy.

Your fantasy is excellent and very interesting, and not silly at all! It makes me smile!

And while you’re still down there tasting and feeling the wet and gooey products of their playtime, you hear the muffled mingling of their laughter!

Are your fantasies truly silly to you? I suspect not. Would I be correct in thinking that perhaps you feel a bit awkward or embarrassed when describing your fantasies to others? If so, I can certainly relate! Fantasizing is fun and exciting because anything and everything becomes possible! I often fantasize my wife and I in the 69 position with her on top and with another man taking her doggy-style! Silly to many I’m sure, but not to me.

Well, I certainly rate the smell of pee very highly! When my wife is away, I’ll occasionally rummage through the hamper and pull out a pair of her soiled panties to sniff as I jack off! With her panties turned inside out, I love to slowly trail my nose over them from front to rear and back again. Oh my goodness! I go crazy with ecstasy as the scent segues from that of her cunt to that of her booty hole! Most assuredly when she gets home, I hug her and we kiss, lick and fuck! And while I think about and am more attracted to men, there are times when I really crave and desire sex with a woman! I

Normally I try to stay away from naughty words, however, I’ve been told that when I do, I sound stilted. So, here’s some uncensored me! I wait until I urgently need to piss! Then, wearing cotton briefs and heavy denim shorts over them, I recline in a bucket-style patio chair with my legs and knees up, and my feet rested on the edge of its seat. I close my eyes and piss hard! The warmth radiating and spreading throughout my crotch feels so wrong, but oh so right! My cock stiffens with the tickling sensations of piss flowing down around my balls, between my ass cheeks and over my booty hole! Hea

Hi gang! I awoke this morning with an obvious, yet delightful thought that both semen and urine share the same off-ramp while making their exits! I love the contrast in flavors and textures between the two! For those of you who enjoy and are lucky to get both in the same sucking session, in which order do you prefer taking them down? I also had a random memory from long long ago. I went through a phase wherein I would wet myself wearing only white cotton underwear. When finished doing my business, I’d very carefully strip out of them such that they remained saturated. Looking upwards and

I want some please… Yum!

The more depraved and perverted I perceive my urine drinking to be, the more intense and fiery are my orgasms! While I’ve not counted, I know I’ve tasted and drank the urine of hundreds of people via unflushed urinals alone! But, there were a few instances that are particularly memorable! Several decades ago while on a cross-country road-trip, I got a thrill of a lifetime! It was a snowy night and we were traveling in the middle of nowhere. I was about to nod off to sleep when my mom got up from the front passenger seat and quietly made her way past me to the rear of the van. A couple mi

No. I would take its head and only enough of its shaft to be comfortable for me. I drank swiftly as it coursed in as to not allow my mouth to fill entirely. Thank you. That would have meant a lot to me! WOW! Do I wish! No. He never even as much hinted at it. His thing was rimming and anal sex. His kisses and tonguing back there felt really nice! Intercourse, not so much. I was always glad when it was over. I want to see and feel what’s it’s like to urinate on or in someone, but I’ve never been asked. Quite the contrary; I’ve had a couple women warn me not to pee before goi

A boyfriend who was very amused with my insatiable desire to drink urine, would use every opportunity to please me as he relieved himself. That included ribbing me awake at night to tell me that he needed to piss. We both slept naked together, so all he needed to do was to toss back the covers and relax as I went down on him to drink from his erect penis. When he had finished doing his business, he would just roll over and go back to sleep as I’d laid beside him and masturbate. When I lived alone, I often awakened in the morning needing to urinate. I’d do it into a lamb’s nursing bottle

Feelings of pressure in and around my groin area intensify with the need to relieve myself. But, even if my need to urinate becomes fierce, its intensity may occasionally diminish momentarily enabling me to compose myself long enough to get to a bathroom. If I can’t find a suitable place to relieve myself in short order, inevitably the need to urinate returns yet more fiercely than before! My reaction is to vehemently tighten my bladder and pelvic floor muscles. If I’m very desperate to urinate and If I can evade others’ line of vision, I may roughly massage my groin area and penis while stepp

I’m highly intrigued by others’ Real Pee Encounters & Experiences.” I have shared a few of mine, but not in this category. I may start doing so. However, it seems to me that this particular thread may have been misplaced: Real Pee Encounters & Experiences > what’s your biggest piss fantasy? This appears contradictory. I know it’s no big deal, it’s just that I have an obsession compulsive disorder whereby everything must be in its proper place and order. However, I have some fantasies I may share at some point. A fantasy for me is something I’d never actually do! It’s

Fascinating thread! I can’t offhand think of anything that smells like urine. But, when I urinate first thing in the morning, its scent reminds me of steamed celery. A bit off topic; However, the scent of semen, which I adore, reminds me of mild bleach. it’s also interesting to me that semen, while not unpleasant, tastes nothing like its smells. I’m also intrigued with the texture of it. When I swallow, it feels as though a bit of phlegm is caught in my throat and remains there for some time. Sometimes it feels like the beginning of a sore throat immediately after swallowing it. Trying to clea

I crave golden showers all of the time! Although I’m a bisexual man, I’ve only gotten them from other men, but that’s fine with me. I prefer it that way and I love it when their golden streams hit me on the underside of my arms and wrists, and even more-so on my face! I got my last golden shower while waiting alone for a city bus that never arrived. It was dark, save for a street-lamp nearby, when a man approached and asked me for money. Annoyed, I said “NO!” As he walked away, he angrily replied, “Kiss my ass!” His rude reply immediately induced a masochistic mindset in me. I called ou

Yes! And I love warm unkept public bathrooms! I get an immediate hard-on at the scent of fermenting urine! A bit awkward to describe, but I enjoy sitting on the floor and scooting around in concentrated oily urine that has pooled and accumulated over time around and under urinals. I love the feeling of my butt sliding easily in it and the greasy sticky sensations as I work it into my denim shorts and underwear! With a very heavy and heavenly scent of urine on me, I’m ecstatic afterwards for hours on end! And, I get such devilish thrills when I occasionally overhear others, especially women, s

Yummy! 🙂

I have not, nor would I ever relieve myself inappropriately in a movie theater. While I love everything about urine, most people do not! However, I had a boyfriend who was very intrigued with my desire for urine. One night while out on a movie date, he leaned over and said quietly in my ear, “I gotta pee” and then shoved a handful of popcorn into his mouth. I replied, “OK” expecting him to get up and head to the bathroom. He leaned again while smacking his lips and said, “I don’t wanna miss this scene and I really gotta piss!” Shoveling more popcorn into his mouth, my heart pounded and I

I forgot to describe how I pee at urinals, so here goes… I look for the first available one and walk straight up to it. I unfasten my belt, unbutton my fly and unzip. I use the over-the-fence method as it’s not at all convenient or practical to guide my ample penis through that gateway in the front of my underwear. So then, I pull down and hold in place the elastic waistband of my undies clearing the way to lift my penis over it. Then I aim the head of my penis slightly upwards and piss into the urinal. I pee upwards into the urinal so that I can watch it cascade down into the urinal bowl. Occ