Scot_Lover

Lol, my girls just said 'me, and either of 2 tounges' 

They do have small vibrator thingy, only about 2 inches long, fits neatly in their knickers. A couple of minutes and they are glassy eyed, lol. It's fun to walk around a shopping centre with them while this thing is buzzing away in their pants. People don't know what's wrong with them, rofl.

They don't need anything else, it's just not required.

Thank you @spywareonya for the time and effort you put into this, outstanding work.

2 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Faster than light particles requires the energy of a Sun to move a single molecule. No, it won't work. We'll never break light speed. The best we can do is learn to create wormholes but it requires a scientifical knowledge we'll not master before centuries.

 

For fusion, it already exists, it simply isn't deployed so to keep us all in slavery

Hence the 'get off their butts' lol.

The Large Hadron Collider doesn't just run off a couple AA Batteries either 😊

There has been studies about a technology that basically creates a worm hole in front of a spacecraft, effectively removing the ship from 'local' space. It's feasible, but no one knows how to accomplish it, lol

5 hours ago, spywareonya said:

You are forgetting I was made privy to secret circles of scientists

Ihihihi!!!

But I don't wanna talk ex-cathedra

Yet believe me, I have been studying these things for ten years, many "mysteries" are not such, they look mysterious only because only a portion of the truth is disclosed on the web to non-scientists

Yet the laws governing those new levels are alredy known and are marvellous, but not mysterious, nor related to "Impossible and Beyond"

Just think, in 1936 it was believed that the sound barrier would never be broken, but it was just 11 years later. I think we will find a way around light speed problems, hasn't that LHC already found particles that appear to be faster than light?

I just want General Electric to get of their butts and release Mr Fusion to the world, just think of the difference to the planet that this one invention would make? Unlimited power just by throwing in your rubbish, solve two of the greatest world issues in one hit.

Hmmm. Never heard of the poor guy not falling in before, strange concept. The interpretation that I first ran into was that you would be stretched so thin, and over such a long distance, thin to the point of atoms over several thousand km, then you would just spiral in, like clean water down a drain. You wouldn't get that close though, the radiation from destroyed star stuff would fry you quite well from several light years away.

My main interest was a little closer to home, orbital mechanics had me interested when I was small. The moon is easy to get to, you just point the nose as it, and power up. Non trivial really, there in 12 hours. Working out how to get to Mars was a lot more interesting. For this one, you have to plot where Mars will be when you arrive in 2 years from the day you took off. Think of the plain of the ecliptic as an old lp record, with the tracks of the record being the planet orbits. To get to the next orbit out,  you have to increase speed, accelerate. The get to the next orbit in, you need to de-accelerate, put the brakes on. Pretty simple right?

Now the fun part, logistics. How much fuel do you need, and do you need to take it, or send something unmanned and hope it's there when you arrive. How much food and water would you need, with water being recyclable to a certain extent. Send food with the umanned probe?

The girls and I can talk this stuff for hours, lol. You've added something else to talk about.

I'm in, sounds interesting.

When?

I'm away 6.00am Thursday, my time, back on Sunday night, 6.00 pm my time. It's Grand Final Weekend here, biggest party ever, we even have a public holiday on Friday because of it. 

I'm not currently signed up with any sites, free ones can supply all I need. 

Pornado, Pornhub, xnxx, thisvid and heavy-r. Be careful if you visit the last two, they can be a bit ugly.

Sorry about the Burj Kalifa, maybe you can share my obsession with Scotland then.

Do we have a thread where all the gloomy people can go to open their hearts? Or would it detract from the forums purpose?

Where to begin, lol

When we first met 13 years ago, we couldn't get enough, and when sweet Mary was converted, we could get enough again. We went out of our way to splatter each other, in any way you could imagine. Just one position wasn't used, the girls don't like 'squatting' over someone, they have determined that it's not a sexy thing to do. Standing in the shower works well, with suitable protection on the bed, laying down can have you feeling like you're being drowned. Laying on a floor is something quick when they're desperate, but that sometimes seems impersonal, clinical even. Anyone of us can be in any of these positions, we all give and take equally well, and all of us end up as a sweaty hot mess when it happens. 

Unfortunately, as we've gotten a bit older, the 'been there, done that' mindset starts to take hold, and while something will still happen occasionally, it's not the same depraved way that we remember. We are not shy about peeing, the ladies will happily 'water the lawn' while outside, or one of them will clatter into the bathroom and hiss noisily into the toilet while I'm shaving. We can still make it fun, it's just not the same frantic fun as when we started.

10 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

Looks very peaceful and tranquil. I bet you guys had a great day there

Yes, loved it. It's a resort town, winter population is around 500, this turns into 15,000 from Christmas to Easter, then dies away to nothing again. Days like this are beautiful.

A day on a deserted beach. 

Lol (I think) 

It's certainly err, creative. 

Only one of my girls is "afflicted" by this, and when she gets it, she hibernates in the other room until it's gone, does not even sleep in the same bed as Maigh and I. Mary hates it, but when she is done in 3 days or so, she more than makes up for it, lol. After her time out, she comes back in such a hot wet mess, that no one is safe. 

I've never done it, not interested, and feel it's the right thing to give her some space.

Do you think it's possible to build a .50cal using the technology that's available now? I don't mean something you can cart around, either.

My drone has several added circuits and it can detect wind speed, barometric pressure, temperature, relative humidity, GPS down to 1 meter, pitch, yaw, and roll. Imagine incorporating all of this into a rifle? 

Dubai is nice this time of the year. A couple of pics from the girls trip home last week.

9 hours ago, Riley said:

Women are actually far more prone to having urinary inconontinance due to having a shorter urethra and weaker muscles. Men have three advantages. Their urethras can be up to nine times longer than a women's. They have much larger and stronger sphincter muses that can hold back higher pressures from the bladder, and gravity isn't against men. Also men's bladders tend to be larger than women's because men don't have a uterus taking up space that could be used for a bladder.

I don't know how many times my girls have had to do a quick knicker change after a sneeze, lol. One time I remember a giggling fit caused a squirt, which made her laugh harder, which made her squirt more. It was so funny, a truly hilarious cycle.

I don't know if we have 'conditioned' our bladders, but we can't hold to save our lives. You feel it, and it's on the way. Several memorable accidents have occurred because of this. Mary leaked a little mowing the lawn today, lol. Only had a small bit left and she didn't want to stop. She came inside and let the rest out, made a delicious mess of her jeans.

This is somewhat a bit of a curse, we have to be aware when we go out, but the ladies have a way of getting access to toilets, make puppy dog eyes, sweet talk with their Scot accent and any resistance goes out the window.

Do you have to do this yourself?

Maigh an I had this done at a Native Indian Resevation, quite some time ago. The old guy who did it went into some kind of trance, creepy to watch, smelly pipe smoke, chanting, the whole thing.

I came up as having a Timber Wolf as mine, and Maigh was supposedly a female Deer.

This cost us $20 each, but he was mumbling something strange and gave my $20 back, he looked a little shaken by the whole thing. (It just could have been part of the show, too)

Mmmm something in what Brutus said. 

Are you sure it's her pee? What happens if she walks into the bathroom, sees someone else's mess and doesn't touch it. Just does the hovering thing that ladies do so well. My ladies always make comments on the state of toilet seats, things like "not even with someone else's bum" 

As Brutus said, just be careful.

I prefer to be 2km away with my weapon of choice. I've fired one of these at our local rifle club, there is no way you can legally own one of these here.

McMillan Tac 50

Osiris 50cal is nice too

Grey area, very murky. This is my ladies take on it.

Does your gf share your pee fetish? If she does, how would she feel if you were imbibing from someone else? I knew a girl, a family friend, who was a full on lesbian. For this reason, my ladies let me hang out with her, stayed at her apartment, that kind of thing. I ended it when she got a little too familiar, plopping on potty while I was in the bathroom, walking about naked, very nice, but it didn't feel right. 

Just think on the hurt you could cause if she finds out.

I opted out, don't care anymore.

When less than 45 people can decide who leads the country and just arbitrarily change the Prime Minister, makes the whole democratic system look like a joke. Everyone is bitching and moaning about what's right for The Party and don't seem to care about what's right for the country.

We are a few clowns short of a circus.