Takashi96

Some of your names kill me. I just saw Drunkpiranha. I love that! Can we start listing the goofiest user names?

I feel you. After all, pants is our word for trousers. Referring to any form of undergarment as pants is quite odd to American ears. Knickers isn't neccesarily dirty, but we don't use it in the States. I think many of us were first exposed to the word through "boy you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down." And assumed that was a term for girls underwear. Come to think of it so do I. I favor boxers or boxer briefs (I recently learned that a friend of a friend invented them). Which I refer to as boxers or drawls. In my neighborhood we frequently use the term drawls. But that'

Katherine Hepburn is American, dahling! I mean, technically. I must confess, as a not entirely white person, I have a long running fascination with unforgivably white, old money families from the east coast, who are such fucking anglophiles that they're incapable of losing the accents of their ancestors. And of course Hollywood in the 30s demanded all their young talent learn the Trans Atlantic accent. An accent invented to demonstrate class rather than region of origin. I suppose your voice/my head voice is sort of...Well, it's more to do with clear pronunciation. Like I can't hear you

"Ohhhh Manchester, so much to answer for"

This reminds me of a weird invention from my dreams. Sometimes I wake up with a need to pee and it's SO hard to get out of bed. But the worst is when I'm sleeping in the perfect position and I know if I get out of bed I'll never find it again. And that's when I wish I had my invention the "bed urinal." The bed urinal is a silicone tube in the middle of the bed with a soft cap to cover it when not in use. The tube would attach to a hose that drained into a tank in the bed. So when I had to pee (as I do now) and I was in bed (as I am now) I could just roll onto my belly, insert my member into th

Welcome to the forum, inthe_clouds,!

I was not yet a man and not quite a boy the first time I encountered Sophy Rickett. The photo was in a late 90s British fashion glossy. And it was the first time I had ever witnessed proof of upright female urination. The confidence and defiance in her stance. The control she had over her arc of transcendence. I can still vividly recall standing next to the magazine rack quaking with desire.

It's like, yes, this fetish has moments where it makes us fucking crazy. But we need to allow ourselves enough self control to get back in the driver's seat if it ever starts getting too heavy. I mean it's children for fuck's sake!

I will happily answer any penis based peeing question you have in another thread.

I have tried to edit this several times to no avail. As I am continually being logged out.

Thank you! I love that answer! It was enlightening in precisely the way I was hoping for. In case you were curious, this was something I'd wondered about since one night goofy night in high school. When I witnessed two female friends explain to a male friend that "all girls pee in the shower because it's the easiest place for us to pee." With the other friend commenting "yes, girls do pee standing up." It was a classic example of late night stoned teenage Denny's conversation from the pre-internet era. Still, I didn't ask any follow up questions because I didn't want to come across

I read your posts in a very specific, borderline posh (a word rarely used in the States), English accent. This doesn't apply to everyone on the forum. But the users who I've come across the most all have their own distinct accents and voices in my head. I'm trying to recast one of them because I mistook him for American early on. And why should it matter? Because apparently my goddamn head ain't right. Moving on. I believe the most common word for women's underwear bottoms in the UK is knickers? Maybe? I agree there is something inherently oversexual sounding about the word panties. And

Hard agree on the bum thing. Hold on, that was not meant to sound even remotely sexual. I never particularly cared for the harshness of the word butt. The double t at the end is just too harsh. Too Teutonic maybe? I've been using bum since my teens. I picked it up from a movie or TV show at some point. Ass has always sounded either sexual or vulgar to me. I only find the term bottom useful in the presence of children. Like if I'm telling my friend about how I slipped on the ice, and their kids are around, then I'll say I "fell on my bottom." Panties is a perplexing word to me. And

I thought about making this an entirely separate post because this goes far beyond annoy. The other day I happened upon one of those "bathroom destroying" naughty pee vids, and it really upset me. I don't see this often but, please, please, please, do not piss on the changing table! Those babies did nothing to you. Of course I understand this sounds hypocritical. After all I enjoy other videos of a people soiling public property. So in that sense, yes, there's a valid argument that l'm indirectly complicit in the misery of the person left to clean up. Nevertheless, soaking changing tables goes

Ah ha! I hadn't considered the fear of poison being that widespread among common people (unlike royalty with their poison testers and all that). But when you factor in our knowledge of mental health at that time that makes a lot of sense. I mean we had madness, idiocy, and demonic possession. But we didn't have the language to explain why an otherwise normal cobbler would fear eating soup out of certain bowls. Thank you!

I'm curious to know if there was a placeholder behavior? Some similar irrational ritual patiently awaiting a justification? I think you're probably right about the prayer as medicine approach.

As a neurodivergent individual, I've grown accustomed to the negative reactions my communication style receives from the "straight world." This can be difficult when you have a decades old question that is either too bizarre to answer or too perverse for a fetish forum. Yet here we are. And so I am wondering what did germophobes do before germ theory? Germ theory emerged in, I believe the 1860s? Microscopic organisms and their relationship to germs, infections, disease. Information that would scaffold onto preexisting obsessive compulsive tendencies and create chronic hand washers and the like

Be mindful of fannies and pants. After studying in England for a year my friend warned me that what we refer to as underwear in the states are known as pants in the UK. She learned this when an English girl in her dorm asked her why American guys were so open about private matters? Apparently a fellow American student had asked her out and recommended she wear pants due to the weather. She was so offended that she cancelled the date. Until my American friend explained the confusion.

So then coont or cint?

Yes. I've been on the receiving end of several. And also pissed in a woman's mouth and vagina by request.

Cunt is only tolerable in an English accent. And even then, I probably wouldn't risk it on this side of the pond.

My lamentation was uttered with my tongue firmly in my cheek. Though I do sometimes feel like I'm disappointing our female users when they request male pissing anecdotes and I don't have a more exciting way of describing how I do it. I honestly want to reciprocate the pleasure their many pissing anecdotes give me. And outside of location I fear I'm not providing much to work with. Your standing pees are the exact opposite of predictable. The fact of the matter is, I don't believe the general public is even aware your default pee position is anatomically feasible for women. That in itself

Ever since joining this forum I've noticed myself writing in an English accent. I suppose it's the influence of the large number of UK based users here. For instance, I once used the term "wee" in a comment. I'm from the United States, we don't "wee" here. I've also made several perfectly natural references to "naughty" peeing on this forum. A word I've never heard used out loud by anyone besides elderly school teacher. Am I the only North American experiencing these symptoms?

When a woman goes to wipe after peeing and starts all the way at the backside. I understand she may just want to take care of some bum sweat, but I end up being more concerned about her health than my orgasm. Front to back hon, front to back.

If caught in the US you can get put on the sex offender list. But I think it might depend on the judge and how steep they want to make your penalty? My uncle got a 500 dollar ticket for pissing outside of a football game about 10 years ago. He wasn't ordered to register as a sex offender. I suspect the public urination charge might be sometimes used as an excuse to bust a person on suspicion for other stuff. Like a person who isn't doing anything wrong but might appear to be the type of individual in possession of illicit substances.