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I was so drunk that night, I stumbled out into the street, leaning on every wall just to stay vertical.

Unfortunately, that wall ended abruptly into an alley.

Fortunately, she was there squatting and pissing a river, fully exposed and facing the street.

You better believe that got my senses awakened and so did the blowjob she gave me.

"Wow, I knew I needed to pee, but not this bad."

"Sandra, you're going to turn the whole Jacuzzi yellow..."
"You think I actually can, Becky?"

"Never know unless we try, seeing you go has me needing relief too!"

I passed by it everyday.

It was part of my memories of youth.

I squatted and peed in every room of the abandoned house on my street.

Now it is being torn down for a strip mall.

I hope to pee in a lot of the rooms there too.

"Forgive me father for I must sin."
"I am sorry my child, sin is never required."
"Unfortunately the ladies room is full and so am IIIiiiaaahhhh~"
"Your meaning is now as clear as your stream, my child."

As a young girl I was taught a puddle was easier than wet clothes.

As a teen I learned discretion meant freedom.

In college they said, "Challenge The Social Norms!"

Now as an adult, I pee openly in crowded spaces, without fear of consequence.

So, I'd an idea for some people that might want to get into writing but don't think they're good enough. The concept's to use 3 to 5 sentences to make a short adult scene. Hopefully concise and descriptive without being over-burdened. Folks can work on these, since they're very simple, then when they improve move on to the Wet Carpet Thread, and eventually to full length stories.

 

My example here's an old joke to start, but it serves the purpose well:

Two nuns are riding bicycles through an old town.

They turn down an avenue and continue on their trip.

"I've never come this way before sister."
"Oh yes, it's the cobblestones."

 

I've 2 of my own stories that I'll add as the 1st replies... Hopefully the concept'll catch on and be popular.

Hello again all, it has been some time since I posted. If you recall, I go by AshPee and I'm a member of a split pool with male and female sides that allows and encourages the ladies to pee anywhere in the changing area. I know you would love it if wrote all the time about my visits, but since it is so common I only remember the exciting or out of the usual stuff. I will give you a few and then get to the real reason for my post. The stories will just help with the rest of it too.
Several months ago we had an older woman join; she was probably late 40's and seemed affluent. She never swam, would just sit on one of the chairs and tan herself. Quite often she would lie face down and untie her top so she did not have tan lines on her back. If I had to speculate she wore deep backless dresses often. She knew the policy of using the changing room, but she was not exactly... subtle. She would often get up from her seat and walk to changing room and forget her top, which was fine since this was the women's only side. However she would get just inside the door to the changing, lean against the wall, and just let loose. Again nothing too odd, but she always had a, we'll call it "lewd" expression.

The owner's daughter got a bit of a "pissing contest" with a few of the visitors. Basically they were not making sure to clear the floor as asked so she could hose the room down. So after several repeated warnings, she literally just drenched everything. I was in the room when it happened so I got to watch. I heard her across the room come in and start prepping for the cleaning. As she surveyed the room, she started cussing, and threw the hose on the floor. She left and came back gulping down a huge glass of water, walked past me, stopped and stripped off her shorts and underwear, turned back to look at me and asked, "Do you have to go too? I wanna soak these clothes." Thankfully I was empty, but I would have declined anyway for liability. Anyway, she has really improved her control and flow, but I suppose when you practice that can be a thing. Her stream was hard, fast, and very yellow, she had spread herself to get the most concise spray. It was a good long pee too, between half to a full minute, and the smell was heavy on the stuff when she finished.  When the ladies found the clothes they were supposed to put back on when they left stained, they went to the manager and complained. She fawned ignorance and covered with the policies even though that was not "courteous" at all. The manager gave them some money for cleaning, just $30, and they never left stuff on the floor after that.

The last story is maybe not as interesting, but I will include it just for fun. Apparently we had a visit from some super models or strippers, possibly both. There were three of them and the swimsuits they brought were outlandish. One was a micro bikini, one was a micro sling bikini, and the third was normal sized but basically see through. When I say micro here, I mean extremely micro, if you move too much or fit slips at all, you are displaying something. The sling was so small that if she bent over you could see her pucker; the suit was not designed to cover it. They only showed up a few times and they were always raucous. They took full advantage of the changing room too, nearly every 20 minutes one or all of them would go to pee. It was kind of fun to see them though, because they wanted to try a new place whenever they had to go. So one of them would try a location and then the next girl would make a point not to duplicate it unless they, "Had to try it!" They would cheer each other on and occasionally take pictures and talk about posting them. I am not sure if they were only in town for an event or maybe they just got bored, but after some weeks we never saw them again. That was fine with most of the regulars as well.

So with that out of the way, I get to the more interesting stuff. The male side of the pool is closing entirely. Well, not exactly. There are really only five men that still attend, so the manager told them she is converting to ladies only. Three of the guys left with no issues and apparently two are actually going to get to stay. One of them is an overnight worker and turns out he is gay. He pleaded his case saying it was the only pool that had 24 hour access anywhere near him and since he was gay it did not matter if he was around naked women. So the manager let him slide, mostly because he swims super late, long after most people have left. The other gentlemen was the opposite, he was a morning lap swimmer and was only at the facility between 6 am and 7 am, siting that he seldom sees anyone even in the parking lot. He also stated that he was happily married religious man and the only woman he cared to see naked was his wife. If the ladies were okay seeing him, he was going to pretend they were not there anyway. Now, the part that surprised us was this: The old women's side was being converted to "clothing optional" and you could now pee freely anywhere in the pool area. The only restriction was going in the pool itself and the manager said once a visit for each girl was probably fine. This was a recent announcement and has only been going for the last month. I have been taking advantage of the nude policy mostly to get some eye candy.

I have been leaning towards being bi-curious for awhile, so this was a great opportunity. Now let's get to the good stuff. I am going to say that once the public announcement was made we got some new ladies joining to see what it was all about. We had a few prudes disapprove of the peeing policy and leave saying it was vulgar and unsanitary, but they were fine stripping and walking around with stranger naked..... Go figure. The door between was left unlocked now and dressed bathers could come over to pee freely on the nude side. The older lady that I mentioned earlier was very excited. She actually asked if she could post a flyer and it read basically like this, "Salutations patrons of the pool. My name is [redacted]. I am actually a fan of watersports and enjoy engaging in them regularly. If you see me lying out on nude, feel free to relieve yourself on me directly. I ask that you not spray my face as I need to look presentable, but if you ask I may allow it. Otherwise, my body is free to use whenever I am here. Thank you." As you can expect it was a bit odd at first, but a few of the younger girls asked and were encouraged to do it. Pretty soon there were ladies that would go on her every time they needed relief. The owner's daughter started hosing down the pool space as well. She would often come out dressed and get badgered into stripping until she was done. It was all just playing, cat calling her and saying things like, "NUDES ONLY!" She would often go on our "Bathing Beauty" as we nicknamed the elegant lady.

The last thing I have to share is a petite wonder. I have no idea how old she is, but you all need to hear about her. One thing I never mentioned was there are diving platforms, like you find on competition pools. The first few times I witnessed this I was in literal jaw-dropped awe. A girl came over to the nude side from the public side. She would walk the full length of the pool to get to the diving side since the door was at the opposite end. Along the way she would pull the strings on her bottoms and remove them in transit. She would then climb up onto the platform closest to the wall in the center and squat with her butt right at the edge, legs spread wide, and privates just over the water. After a few second of adjusting her pose and checking her balance she would start to go. She never pees more than ten seconds, but the impressive thing is her flow does not hit the surface of the water before it stops coming out of her. The arc actually goes high AND far enough so that she is finished going before the first of it has impacted. It makes quite a racket and honestly might be louder than the hose. She is only allowed to do it once a visit, so it becomes a little show. Everyone stops and waits, if there is anyone in the pool they move out of the way, it is quite the spectacle to behold. I have been in the best place twice now. The first time I swam over and was really close to her, I got so near her that I think I made her blush. So the next time I went the other way. I waited at the far end of the pool and dove under the impact. IT WAS HEAVY! Like having a water balloon dropped on you from the third floor. I think that actually made her more embarrassed, so after that I kept a good distance and just sat on the edge to watch.

I have used the "Bathing Beauty" several times, including a few where she was allowing it on her face. There were six of us and we sort of came over in stages, I think she got too aroused and wanted it. The first and second girls were going and the third saw them and decided she needed it too. The fourth and fifth were the lucky ones and got an open mouth to aim for, and the sixth got to go solo and Beauty actively swallowed. That sixth girl was me. {BIG GRIN}

I will try to post some stuff more often, I'm sure more will happen now that we have the nude rules. As I have said before, "Keep the Carpet Wet for Me."

11 hours ago, wetwulf said:

I found a photo to go with this ad! 😁

 

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Hey there. Got an old story to share from my rebellious days. I used to be in an all girl biker gang and they used to play in doubles pool tournaments around the bars in the area. Anyway, one night me and my billiards partner had just finished a game against a long time rival pair. We ran the table and it was over in just under ten minutes, so we were stuck waiting for the next game to conclude. Of course it was ladies night, so the place was packed and the line for the bathroom was bullshit. One of the girls for the other team was already squirming, but she was too much of lady to just go outside. Although what happened next was even less appropriate, so not sure how that works out. Her friend literally picked her up at the waist and sat her on the corner pocket and told her to piss. So sure as shit, she hikes up her skirt with nothing underneath and just starts pissing in the pocket. The tables for play are the type with the ball return runs, so you can hear it flowing down the channel to the other end of the table. At this point the other girl puts a leg up and stands on the table, drops her leather pants and squats down to piss in the other corner pocket. So of course I said fuck it too, and hoped up to use the side pocket myself. So we got three women pissing on a pool table green into the pockets, where it all sloshes down to soak the balls at the return. Next thing I hear is my partner talking, I am facing the wrong way so all I hear is the sounds. Apparently some guy walked up and flopped his dick over the guard rail to start taking a leak in the other side pocket. My partner waited for him to get good and comfortable and then whacked him across the dick with her cue. He let out some kind of feeble moan and passed out from pain, stupid prick was probably pissing blood for a week. He should have known that was the ladies table. We all finished up and the next team moved to our table, so we racked up the wet balls and started the next game. It was a bit more interesting with liquid on them, kept screwing up the bounce shots and leaving trails across the felt. We told the other girls someone knocked over a whole beer, the swill they served tasted like it anyway.

I got some stories from my second life as a security guard too. One of the biker girls went straight and started an all female security squad for all female events, I got into that for the stability of it, was tired of not having a homebase. Anyway, better believe I have stuff about girls peeing everywhere at those events. Another Time, When Peace is With You in Heaven. (That was our old motto.)

Dear Wet Carpet Magazine,

First let me start by saying I am absolutely appalled by your behavior here. The act of urination is a bothersome necessity at best and not something you should actively enjoy. However, I was able to find some information I needed, so I will give you an explanation.

I am someone that believes in staying hydrated, there are so many times that I can use to prove that it is a true health benefit and everyone should do it. Unfortunately this mean I also have to expel that hydration regularly, about every twenty minutes for around a minute on the toilet alone. Couple that with finding a bathroom, hoping it is decent, and cleaning up afterwards, I use a lot of time getting rid of that "waste." So I finally got fed up and decided to just stop going. Well, not GOING, just finding a restroom. Since I knew this might cause other issues I needed to do some research before I committed to my new easier lifestyle. Luckily after a bit of digging through local government pages and some counter-culture sites, I found that the local police in my country are more likely to join you than arrest you for relieving yourself outside. Most people did note to be "polite" about it to reduce your risk of being caught, which lead me to find "discrete" relief ideas and ultimately here. I want to state again, that what several of you do here is just revolting, but I am apparently started down the path to what you considered "naughty peeing" regardless. Some of the threads I read through about wearing dresses with no underwear convinced me to buy a pair of crotch-less panties to try. I was also able to get hints like "looking through your handbag" or "sitting on the edge of a planter," even the "standing while facing a wall" or "lean back into a corner" seemed a viable prospect. The last thing I want to say is I am not going to be rushing out the door every time I need to go either, so the "indoor" stuff of "look for floor drains" or "cardboard holds liquids better than expected" might come in handy as well.

I will not be reporting your forum to have you expunged from existence, but I GUARANTEE... I will not be returning here either. Consider this my bargain for providing me with what I needed to know.

Good Day.

I'm here with a story for y'all. It involves a camping trip, the first I've ever been on but probably not the last.

For ease, I'm Helena, my friend is Lauri, and her girlfriend is Jo. Lauri and I have been workmates for years and she is VERY outdoorsy, weekend hiking, regular camping trips, gardening; she does a lot of that stuff. She'd been trying to convince me to join her and Jo on a trip for years and finally wore me down. Since this was probably the only time I'd go, they suggested we go for the most scenic spot and it was a National Park Lauri was quite familiar with, so no chance of getting lost or in too much trouble. She told me not to worry about anything, she and Jo had plenty of extra gear and clothes that would work for me; I just needed to be ready to go.

They picked me up at 5:30AM, not really a big deal, there was about a 1:30 drive and they wanted to get in early to claim a good spot, plus we would stop for breakfast. Nothing eventful happened until after we had finished eating, when climbed back in the SUV with around 20 minutes left until arrival. Jo took this time to explain some of the rules, "We're staying in a forest preserve. This area is labeled as 'pack in; pack out,' that means everything. The benefit is that the rules changed a few years ago as they found a properly buried 'latrine' was actually proving beneficial, but liquid waste was still a 'no go'." SO YEAH, they were taking me somewhere that I was going to have to bag my own waste like walking a dog? I was already starting to regret agreeing... but Lauri took over explaining from there.

"My family has been staying at this place since I was in 2nd grade. The first time we went my parents explained to my older sister and I that they had a system that had worked for them since before we came along. My mother served as the 'canteen'. So anytime we needed to 'go #1,' Mom would just drink it. This meant that we only needed to have water for my father and the 2 of us and then we were only responsible for packing out when my Mother had to go. We did that for a good number of years, well into my teens, when I decided I wanted to help out and learned to take on the 'canteen' duties as well. My mom ultimately still drank mine, but it still made her job a bit easy and again reduced resources. Since this is your first trip, I won't expect you to share 'canteen' duty, but do not hesitate to ask anytime you need to go. I am a very light sleeper, so even in the middle of the night, just nudge me and I will take care of you." As you can guess I was a bit stunned, I mean they had roped me in for 2 nights and 2 1/2 days. I was silent the whole rest of the way until we had hiked to our quiet little spot.

The place was gorgeous. It looked so still and serene... There was a stream nearby and that was to be our water source for drinking. We were encouraged not to bathe as well, but if it was necessary there were strict guidelines. We set up camp and settled in most of that day, it took far longer to coordinate everything so it met required standards. Of course after a long day of working I started to feel my need to pee rise significantly by the afternoon. I put it off as long as I could, fidgeting and keeping busy until I had no other choice. Finally with my nerves shot I had to ask, "Lauri, I need to... to uh... 'Powder My Nose'." I know my face was bright red and I was clutching at the fly of my pants, so it was obvious. Lauri just gave a little chuckle.

"Hey babe, Helena needs the 'canteen,' we'll be back in a bit so she can have some privacy."

Jo replied, "Alright, don't be too long. I'll have some food ready and probably need to go soon too."

We wandered into the splendor of the area, Lauri led me along and I did my best to follow in my desperate state. We didn't go too far before she sat down on a fallen log and unbuttoned her shirt. If I didn't explain this clearly, we were work friends. I had been out to a few functions with her, but always in a group atmosphere. We did talk quite a bit about life outside work, but this was definitely new territory. (Just as a side-note she has well-proportioned breasts. She's a little thick in the tummy, but her boobs are bigger than that, so she appears quite shapely.) She let her shirt fall open with her bra still on and motioned me towards her. "Step up here and unbutton your pants. I'm sure you never tried to go standing, so I'll have to do this full contact to reduce over-spray." Once my pants and panties were around my ankles, she slid forward and buried her nose in my bush. I wish I had known this was going to be a thing, I would have made myself presentable... regardless, her mouth found my lips and her tongue found my surprisingly sensitive opening. A few quick licks and probes and I was gushing. It was like my muscles just gave up. My flow was super-fast, I watched her cheeks puff out almost instantly, but it only took a few seconds for her to get everything back in control. I stood there draining out, my breath was hard and ragged, and I felt deaf in one ear. The sensation was orgasmic and like nothing I'd ever experienced. Lauri sensed this and she reached out with her hands, 1 cupped my tush to keep me close and the other locked fingers with a free hand. This steadied me and I was able to calm my breathing and maintain my balance. I had no idea how long I'd been going, but I showed no signs of stopping either, Lauri was swallowing like a champ without spilling. I was able to look around and take in my surrounds, it was majestic. Is this unfettered wilderness, 2 women preforming an act that was so personal and private. Birds chirped around us and I actually saw some rabbits hop by and stop to watch. I started to tear up a bit.

I finally felt empty and my flow stopped. Lauri actually licked me clean just lightly and then before I could react, we were kissing and sharing a good amount of my own urine that she had kept in her mouth. I am about as hetero-sexual as most women, but this certainly had me more curious than usual. We finished up and headed back to camp; as we got close Jo saw us and called out, "So how'd it go for a first try?" Once again, I could feel my face flush red.

Lauri spoke for us, "I think it was harder on me than her... don't wait so long next time. It didn't taste bad, but even something good gets old after that much." She lightly punched my shoulder and smiled and finally I just looked at both of them and busted out laughing. They joined in and once we calmed down we ate some food. About half-way through the meal, Jo got up and unbuttoned her pants; Lauri sat her plate down and moved over a bit with an open mouth. Jo seemed completely natural, like she was in front of a toilet that just happened to be Lauri's mouth. They were maybe a foot apart and Lauri had her mouth open, swallowing the whole time. Despite the level of comfort between the two ladies, it still seemed sexually charged. (Just 1 more side note, Jo had no hair and the tiniest slit I'd ever seen. I think that was what allowed her to pee like she did, a solid stream across a short distance with not much splatter.) They finished up without much fanfare, Jo pulled her pants up and Lauri went back to eating.

I had to go 1 more time before bed, but Jo said we should stay in camp since it was getting dark. That way I could get more comfortable with doing it around her as well for convenience. It was a bit hard with an audience but I did finally go after standing there for a like 5 minutes. Before we turned in for the night Lauri drained the "canteen" for tomorrow. I wouldn't even mention it, but when you see a girl pee for 3 minutes and fill a gallon jug and another 3/4 after... it bears saying something at least in passing. The rest of the 2 days went about the same, we would pee in the 'canteen' all day and then Lauri would drain it empty before bed. The morning we left, I woke up a bit late to find Jo and Lauri both naked outside. Jo was relieving herself first morning pee, which as soon as I saw, made me have to go too. I jokingly took off my underwear and stood next to Jo doing a "pee pee" dance, like I was waiting in line. Jo smiled and laughed which made her stream go wild and hose down Lauri. "Well, you might as well join me now. It is just going to get all over her anyway." I stepped over and straddled Lauri's shoulder; I was just close enough to get my stream in her mouth along with Jo's. Lauri drank greedily, doing her best to swallow 2 strong morning pees from both of us at the same time. I can say she was quite skilled and did far better than I anticipated.

 

Anyway that's all for now, I'll share again soon.

(Still working on the "SPAM" story... here's 1 until later).

Hey everyone, I was travel in a foreign land some years ago and encounter my first squat toilet. I knew how to use it, but things didn't go as I'd hoped. To give you an idea of my issue, I'll explain a bit. I am what the internet calls a "short-stack," so not tall and still super curvy. I am only five foot one inches tall and my boobs are a 38 HH and my pants are 20W Capri and I still roll the cuffs. When I sit, if I lean forward my boobs touch my lap. Anyway, when I squat all that just presses downward. I can keep my balance and all that, but I was unaware until my attempt to use one that I am also what you call a "power pisser." I found that I had to rest my boobs on top of my knees to keep me from peeing all over my shirt. Unfortunately, that was just the start of the issues. The stalls were all very small and many have foot pads so you know where to line yourself up. So here's how my experience went: Close door to stall, undo pants, stand on foot pads, lower pants and squat, begin stream, soak the under-side of my boobs / shirt / bra (Thankfully I had a jacket... ~_~), stop wetting myself, get boobs out of the way, start going again, and begin spraying the back wall of the stall. COMPLETELY missed the toilet, I tried shifting around and all I did was hose down everything. So I gave up and just went all over the place. I was so frustrated at that point I was seeing how high I could get it up the walls, if I could hit the elevated tank, whatever. So when I was finally done making a mess, I wiped and took off my shirt to stuff in my bag, my bra was drenched too (big bra... big padding) so it came off. I am now dressed in just my jacket and I am pretty sure it was obvious, I mean when the puppies drop my belly button disappears and some of my hemline. I waited in the stall for the room to clear, then dashed out, I usually wash my hands... but now seemed the right time to skip that.

SO that was the first time. Of course it was going to happen again, but I was a bit more prepared the second time. I kept my boobs out of the way to start and squatted with my back to the door. In this position I was STILL unable to keep it in the basin, so yes, I trashed that stall too. It was a HUGE pee, I had been avoiding trying to go and was literally leaking in my undies when I finally gave up and tried again. The lake was so big the next stall on either side was flooded, my pee got in those basins because it kept spreading until it just fell over the edge. I was determined to get it right though and my third try did, but makes for a bit of an exposed trip to the public toilets for the rest of the trip. See I found that I actually have to squat OUTSIDE the door to the stall if I want to hit the porcelain. I got a lot of strange looks from the other ladies unless I was midstream, but I had to do it to be more "sanitary".

I think next time I visit one of those countries I am just going to go outside. I hear their culture is more accepting of that and plenty of the women do it anyway. I found lots of videos of it, so I guess as long as I am careful not to get caught by authorities I'll be fine. Who know, it might make the trip more fun having to find secret pee spots. Maybe I'll come back and let you all know too. ^_^_^_^

So it is me again, the guy with the step sister and two moms. I thought about giving you all something to call me, but not sure yet. As you can guess something new has happened, this time it was not about my family though... well not entirely, I guess just let me explain.

So my sister has been more insistent about drinking my urine. I was working on my studies the other night when I needed a break, so I got up to get a snack from the kitchen. As I passed her room, the door shot open, "Hey squirt, going to the kitchen?"

"Yeeesss..."

"Oh good, bring back something to drink."

"... and what would you like?"

"I THINK YOU KNOW." Door slams shut. So I go down to the kitchen and get something to drink, because yeah, going to have to pee in like ten minutes now. My moms are on a health food kick right now, so the only thing they buy is fruit juice and distilled water. I really do not mind, they always have a variety and I can mix a fruit punch from flavors and water it down if I want too. So I downed a couple of glasses and waited, ate my snack in the kitchen instead of my room like I wanted, but not a big loss. When I finally started feeling the pressure in my bladder I headed back upstairs. I knocked at the door and got, "Just get in here!" I shut the door behind me and stood there, she was playing some game on her console that looked like a hentai bullet hell shooter. Since it is the last semester of college she only has two really easy classes and spends her time gaming mostly. "I can't pause this. There is a glass on the desk... filler'up." Over to the desk I go, flop my cock in a clear glass, and just release. All of this has made it pretty easy for me to go whenever I want; I will get to the relevancy of that in a minute.

"It's going to overflow."

"DON'T YOU DARE! I hate when the glass is wet on the outside. Just finish in the pile of underwear there, most of it's your Mom's anyway... Actually no, pinch it off and get over here, I'll take the rest fresh." I proceeded to do just that, I am still working on my flow control, I have no idea why. I can tense up and stop the stream for about ten seconds or so, I set the glass down and went over to stand next to her. She opened her mouth and told me to guide my head to her. She did this weird pose where I know it was spraying against her opposite cheek, but I guess that was fine. I started again and drained out after about five more seconds. "That's it! Dammit Squirt, what a waste..." She smacked her lips a few times, like she was trying to guess the flavor, "Fuck, this fruit juice diet is good for you. That was GOURMET! I'm glad I got a cup of it over there for later."

There is the first part. Now, here is the other.

So I was out the other day at the mall with a couple of my friends, both of which are female but neither have an interest in me, we have been together since like kindergarten almost. Anyway, we were getting lunch at the food court and I ordered a soda with my meal. First friend, "Hey, you know soda is just sugar water and bad for you, right?"

"Shut Up, man all I drink is fruit juice and water at home, let me have something different."

Second friend, "Seriously?! Well, I guess that's alright then..." After a long pause, "SOOOO, is it true that doing that makes your 'fluids' sweeter?" She starts to blush visibly.

First friend, "Wait really? Is that true??"

Me, "Technically, there is unproven evidence that a week-long diet of fruit juice can make your sweat, semen, and saliva taste 'better'."

First friend, "Why do you always know this weird shit?"

Me, "I don't know, internet?"

Second friend, "...BUT, does it?"

Me, "I Don't Know. Not like I'm going to test it out." Then under my breath, "…though my sister says it does." Right there... there is where I screwed up. One of them heard me and started probing for information and then the other got in on it too. So I had to retell everything you already know... WHY DID I SAY ANYTHING? (Rhetorical) When I was done they just stared at me for a minute in silence.

First friend, "Fuck it, I got to try it now. Piss in your empty cup so I can drink some."

Second friend, "You said you can go almost anywhere, so stand here and do it, if you bring the cup back we can't prove you didn't do something to it."

"FINE. Just don't be conspicuous. Both of you move the end of the table and I'll stand here so you block me." I gestured around to show them. I got up really casually and we all moved around, I had taken the precaution to undo my fly on the way up so it was already open. I flipped my dick out into the cup so it was not fully visible and pulled out my phone to block view and look more natural. My second friend got out her phone and was filming it; again holding her phone to make it look normal but still let the camera see over the cup mouth. I went right there, no hesitation. My first friend leaned over and watched for a moment until there was small amount in the bottom, then started sucking it up with the straw. She had a small sip and just held the straw in her mouth for a second, then started sucking like a vacuum. When nothing was left in the bottom, she... um, switched straws. So now I am pissing in her mouth. "Hey wait! Save me some to try. Is it really that good??" My first friend only glanced over at her with big wide eyes and nodded. She let my dick fall back in the glass and I finished what had left to drain. My second friend, put down her phone, grabbed my dick and sucked the last drips off and put it back in my underwear, so I could keep looking at my phone for coverage. Needless to say, she took the cup and sloshed it down in one gulp.

I don't even know anymore? How is this, my life now? I'm not sure I am complaining, just what the fuck?? They want to go to a movie over the weekend, my guess I will not have to worry about missing any of the show, though I might have to mitigate a fight or two.... *sigh* I'll report more as it happens. {Facepalm}