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I was walking through the guitars at the 2nd hand store the other day when I stopped to take a piss on a French Horn... I didn't particularly needed to pee, but I went because it was being smug and MOCKING me.

When I got to work the other day I found my boss taking a long hissing piss in my office. Normally this would be something to report to HR, but that's the department where we work. So, I asked if it was alright for me to go use her office to piss. Turns out she was in mine because the District HR Manager was squatting on the desk in her office!

How long will this pee puddle take to dry, it's been here like six months now. Yeah, it MIGHT have a chance to go away if one of us was not refreshing the supply every four hours.

"Waitress?" "Yes, sir?" "My service here has been terrible. Bring me your manager." "I'm so sorry, they'll be right over." "Hello, you had an issue, how may I assist you?" "Look at my date, she has been shuffling in her seat for 20 minutes now, on full display. Not a SINGLE person has come to get her relieved." "I' very sorry sir, we are a little understaffed this shift. I would be happy to be your personal attendant for the rest of your stay. Ma'am, I will gladly drink your urine." "That's better, we come to this specific restaurant regularly because of how well we're treated

My sister and I like to have a good pee fight when we can. I have a strong jet and she has a wide spray, so I can aim and she has to "carpet bomb" me. It's really a blast (pun intended), I think we just need to stop doing them at the self checkout queue at the store. The employees always get mad, I am PRETTY SURE it is just because they can't join us.

"Babe? Are you awake yet?" {muffled grumbling from another room} "You know I can't leave for work without you pissing in the coffee pot." {moves from kitchen to bedroom} "Baby? Fine, I'll just piss on you until you get up." {proceeds to lift skirt and pee across her naked breast} "Maybe this'll wake you." {directs stream into her open mouth until she has no more} "Fine, but you owe me big when I get off tonight. My day's already off to a bad start." {slams door as she leaves}

Going to the zoo... Going to the zoo... Peeing in the animal pens is what I'm going to do! Koala, Hippo, and Penguin Too... Every creature is yellow when I go through!

I am glad these climate activates did not read the contacts they signed. I can still rest easy knowing they are helping reduce the amount of water used when flushing the toilet. I guarantee they did not get to the part saying they would drink our piss as a way to limit trips to the bathroom though. Oh look, here comes the woman in charge of the movement now. Perfect time for her to move into her new service position under my desk.

"Excuse me, SIR! Why are you actively urinating in my dog cart?" "Because your DOG is currently pissing on my SHOE!"

I usually leave these intentionally vague, so you can apply it to whatever you like. However since you asked, the ideahere was something like an amusement park or "paid admission" attraction. Could also be something like an event hall for social gatherings. Basically anything where the staff would be putting everything into the patrons 1st.

Remember, Employees are only allowed to pee on the showroom floor BEFORE or AFTER store hours. The rest of the time you are responsible for assisting the customers with their own releases. What if we are asked to join by the patron? Radio the on shift supervisor and get permission first. Does that make sense?

I'm a Strong Black Female. I exude sexuality with over-sized tits and my firm bubbly ass. I can clap with no hands, BACK and FRONT! So of course when I go, I like to make a Strong Black Spectacle. Loud Hiss, Yellow Piss, Long Arc, Spray Everywhere, Never Care. I was out for a walk the other day, skirt barely covering my butt, under-boob bouncing so much it was like a strobe-light flashing every step. I got stuck at the cross walk, but instead of waiting, I made a dash for the median when the road cleared. I positioned myself parallel to the traffic, rolled up the skirt, hitched up an

I teach a rather interesting class on learning to manage distractions and maintain focus. As a result, I have been given certain accommodations while administering tests during the semester. During the first test of the class, two weeks after the start of sessions, I take roll call, pass out the exam, and get them started. The paper has nearly 100 individual questions in a variety of formats. They have until the end of class to complete as many problems as possible and are graded both on the correct answers as well as the number attempted. Once 15 minutes have elapsed, I start taking off my cl

I was caught short the other day. While teaching my English as a Second Language Class, I literally couldn't hold it. I am not averse to peeing in the classroom, as I have done it before, but that wasn't when students were present. Thankfully I was able to position myself behind the podium and from there I intentionally knocked my papers on the floor. I used this as a cover to bend down and pull up my knee-length skirt up my thighs as I stood. I sat the papers down and rearranged them, which gave me just enough time to covertly move my panties to the side. I composed myself, raised my voice a

I was so disappointed the other day. Walking past an alley something unusual caught my eye. Upon back-tracking I realized it was a young lady trying to relieve herself. I jokingly asked "How's it going?" but I startled her. She thought I was creeper until I handed her a pack of tissues from my purse. Once the initial shock wore off, she began going at a rapid pace. Now that she was feeling better she jokingly replied, "Looks like you scared the piss out of me, literally!" Her jet was so thick and fast I found myself leaning to get a better look. "You, uh, really needed that didn't yo

Sorry for not responding sooner, I had a mini freak-out realizing what I was doing. I mean technically I just admitted to things that'd get me in trouble. However, after a day or 2 it registered, no one knows who, where, or if you want to get existential, even when I am. So, I'll share the story of the slumber party, not sure how long it'll be though. The whole thing is so simple in my mind. Many years ago, a bunch of us were invited to a birthday party for my friend at the time. We had the event at an arcade restaurant and rented the place until after closing since they allowed for that.

Hi, so me again.... from just above. I had another good day. I didn't really intend to try anything after such a success yesterday, but the twinge happened again. I don't want to suppress it yet; if I try to block it now, I may lose my progress. Anyway, that's not as important, this time I was at a sporting goods store. Just looking around at stuff again when I happened into camping. I was glancing at sleeping bags and remembering slumber parties years ago, it was sorta how I got into this peeing thing. I'll save that for another time, just let me know if you want to hear more. So, I wand

I was peeing on the floor in my office the other day, when my boss came into the room. The door swung open and I jolted my neck to look up at her, she stared down to my muff and the amber jet impacting the carpet, "Is this an approved break?" Nervously and with great trepidation, I extended one of my arms to point at my screen where the calendar notification was still on screen. "Are you almost done?" I shook my head to indicate I was not. "This is a common occurrence?" This time I nodded. "Hurry up and finish, I need to go and there's not enough room for both of us." Once I was done

"Thanks for the quarter, it was a real life saver." "What're talking about?" "Oh, Yeah... so I needed to pee. Which I did next to the jukebox. Just hitched up my skirt, shifted the ol' panties to one side, and then splashy splashy on the carpet in the corner next to the machine." "You're Crazy! What song did you pick anyway?" "Had to get something appropriate for the mood. Oh, there it goes-" {Smoking in the Boys Room begins playing overhead} "Ha! Of Course, that's so you."

Sorry this thread is so random. You get inspiration for these simple little things, write them down, and then it blanks out of your mind for a while until more pop up. Walked out of a shop the other day and around the corner. There at the edge of the building I was surprised to see a man peeing. He was in full stream, was not concerned. I called out in a hushed tone, "Hey! Hey, Hey?" While I pointed at hip level with one hand and nodded up with my chin. He understood without issue, turned slowly keeping his feet planted, his dick came into view as profile, then he was facing toward

Hello all, I had to share a break-through but it's kinda short. Please enjoy: I'm final confident enough to pee when only partially secluded! I'd been practicing, but with very little success. It was always the same, I'd find a place, squat down, and then get scared. Nothing would come out. The result was me dashing off to a more secure location. For example, I was in the hardware store a month ago. Wandering through the aisles I stumbled upon the patio furniture. I sat down in the gazebo with a thick bug netting all around. I stripped off my panties and just rested naturally on the chair

You need to give it a prompt where they get caught by another girl and she joins, but only after being convinced.

This was almost the same joke, but it occurred to me after the last 1 I'd: When I said you could use the alley to pee, I meant "a-l-l-E-Y" not "a-l-l-I-E"... dude that's my Mom, with your dick in her mouth, while you piss down her throat. Don't blame me, she agreed to do it!

Ladies, this is the last time I am going to warn you, next time there will be consequences. Despite the fact they are called "gutters" DOES NOT mean you can pee in them... this is a BOWLING ALLEY!

I'm sure you'd sell a bulk collection of your stories. I know you still have several you never posted / published online. Plenty of people'd pay a couple to 10 bucks to get a whole collection.