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I'm sure you'd sell a bulk collection of your stories. I know you still have several you never posted / published online. Plenty of people'd pay a couple to 10 bucks to get a whole collection.

This 1 was so simple it's dumb: He has not used a toilet in over a decade. His urine is 3% alcoholic by volume. He served as a replacement beer tap during Oktoberfest. More people have seen his penis than the actually Mona Lisa. He is... the The Most Micturious Man in The World. "I don't always pee in a cup, but when I do it's usually because she can't swallow fast enough to drink directly." Tres Equis "Stay urinating, my friends." (Yes, I totally created a new version of the word "Micturition" just for this silly thing.......)

"ARE YOU... [calmly] are you peeing in the garbage can?" "Hell yes! Maybe don't have a single unisex bathroom in your tiny little terrible cafe." "Look lady, I'm going to ask that you never return to eat here or even enter the shop." "Fine by me. You're just damn lucky the trash was convenient; otherwise I'd be pissing in the soda machine."

"Why do you always close the door when you pee? It's not like I haven't seen you do it in LOADS of places... including my mouth." "Look, it's very simple. If I wanted to make a spectacle of my pissing, I would. However I don't always want to feel like I am peeing in the hallway.... unless I specifically meant to."

Ladies! Congratulations again on being chosen as the company's QC team. You've done exceptional work product testing our toilets, each of you four urinating five to seven times an hour to make sure these items are ready for the rigors of the most densely packed sport arenas, night clubs, and amusement parks. Today you will start a new battery of tests on a prototype urinal. It is designed for unisex SIMULTANEOUS use. SO, that means instead of taking turns, you'll be doubling and tripling up on one receptacle. This also means holding until you are desperately BURSTING to release. We need to mak

I'm way out of practice, It's been a decade since I was even on field. My daughters took up the sport and I retired to the stands to cheer them on. Stand at home plate, widen my stance, bend at the knees, I think that is enough practice. Okay, pants down, pussy forward, and push for first base. Round the corner and more force for second, just a bit further, GOT IT. Now cut back the push and get to third, and finish out the the stream back to home. A bit dodgy there at second, but that's a long shot from home to shoot a pee stream after all these years. It looks like I still have the muscle mem

"Hey sis, can you give me a hand?" "What's up?" "Mom asked me to rinse all the glasses from dinner before I put them in the dishwasher, but well..... I ran out of pee after just the two cups." "You need to learn to work faster, you just need to fill and slosh it around. Here let me show you" "Oh Okay, I get it now. I just don't have a fast enough stream." "That just takes some practice. I'll do the other glass and then just finish over the other dishes." "Actually, can you just fill that glass? It looks really tasty and I am sort of thirsty." "Sure, no worries."

Went fishing the other morning. I love being up super early before the world starts, even before the sun. The thing I enjoy most is pissing in the river. Got my rod in one hand and my fishing pole in the other. Getting close to my stream the same distance as my cast.

Honestly leave them. If this thread evolves in Middle-Form Porn, I'm fine with that too. ^_~

@steve25805 You're stories are good, but they need to be a bit shorter. I know I'm getting bad with some that post in here. The truth's that they'd been Wet Carpet posts, but I was too lazy to get the rest of the details put together. Less about the person / people, more about the action / scenario. The challenge's to keep it brief and still interesting. That said, keep posting. This thread could use some addition content.

I have a pretty large capacity, which is great, except it takes forever to fill up. That also means when I let go, the process is long too. I need a balance between not going for eight hours and then peeing for eight minites. I was taking a walk in the neighborhood park the other day. The time was early morning and I had made sure not to go when I got up. The place was fairly deserted, so I thought it would be fun to see how long I could go in one place before I had to move to stay hidden. I found a nice secluded bench and sat down with my legs spread and just let loose. My stream is aver

I tend to be a bit autistic at times and that results in OCD. The problem's that I like peeing where I should not go and I get "spots" that I want to use often. My need to go actually increases as I get closer to them. There's a space in the stockroom of the grocery store I found when I intentionally turned the wrong way from the bathrooms. Behind the gas station's a small drain pipe with the lid missing. At the front of the hardware store is a "last chance" aisle full of broken items and misshapen wood, that is seldom occupied. Finally, the 2nd hand furniture store has a back room with an aba

"I'm sorry to interrupt you Ma'am, but the sign says to use the yellow towels if you want to pee in the linen section." "But these are the yellow towels?" "No, those USED TO BE the white towels, but no one reads the sign......" "Oh, sorry. Do you want me to move?" "Yes, but just scoot that way. I might as well join you at this point."

"What are you on about I'm busy?" "I'm going to pee on the floor, is that OK?" "Sure whatever, just stop bothering me. .................. WAIT NO! STOP! DON'T DO THAT! Why do you always try to trick me when I'm occupied!?!"

Hey, glad you called. What? No, I can't video chat right now. Well, truth is I'm in the bathroom. Uh, haha~ no, no.... I'm not on the toliet, I AM a urinal right now though. Oh... y-you still want to see. O-Kaaayyy..... I guess here we go then.

"Hey... Sis?" {sigh} “What do you need bro??" "Soo~ mom's still in the shower and I really need t-" "You want to piss in my ass again, right?" "Yes please!" "Fine, you're doing all the work though. I'm trying to read. The most you'll get's me rolling over and sticking my butt out for you." "Thanks, I can do the rest. Huh? No panties?" "I WAS relaxing......." "Sorry, Sorry, I'm sliding in now. Hgggh, ugh, stop clenching..." "I never said I was going to make it easy." "FINE." {Grabs hips and slams her down his shaft} "AHHOOooo~" "Just n

Yesterday I was writing up my bills when I had to pee so badly. I needed to get them done as I can get very distracted and forget if I walk away from a task. I walked over the recycling and there on top was a plastic fast food cup. I took it back across the kitchen with me. Since I was doing this on the counter over my dishwasher, I opened the door, slid out the top shelf, and set the cup there. I then lowered my panties (yes... I run around my single house almost naked most days). It took a couple of seconds to get the shelf and myself all lined up and then I had to end up dropping my undies

Dear Wet Carpet Magazine, I am here to confess. I've done something both evil and vindictive, but I feel just in my actions. I was out shopping the other day at one of the stores I really enjoy, but as I was walking in, behind me saunters a "Karen" with her silly "purse dog" under her arm. The store only allows service animals and I know this well because I had one for a few years. It unfortunately got too old and had to be put down. After that I thought I was going to get another, but my physician said my condition no longer required one as long as I was diligent. Now, I KNOW this dog wa

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. We may now PISS THE BRIDE! In accordance with tradition, the wife will drink all from her husband, After that the Ring Bearer and Flower Girl will go next, followed by the Bride's parents and newly christened In-Laws. Brides-maids and Grooms-men after that, finally the general procession. Also in tradition, the bride has adorned herself in white. It is our job to supply the spring of wishes for a happy and long marriage by soaking that white to permanent golden yellow. As a man of the cloth, my offering will be placed in a

This ONE time at BAND CAMP, I peed in an upright grand piano. I snuck out after dark, to use the outhouse, but for some reason it was locked. The main hall was open but there were no other bathrooms. I found the practice hall unlocked and saw it there. I walked up onto the seat, took off my panties, then put my bare feet on the keys. I opened the lid and stood there, one hand on the lid and the other holding my nightie out of the way. I peed long and hard all over the insides and even got some notes from the strings. The counselors found out it was me after an investigation. The male counselor

Hey all, again. I'm not sure if anyone’s still here from before, but for a short rundown, here we go. It's me, the guy whose mom got divorced and married another mom. I ended up with a sister that drank my urine and then made a regular thing of it. I moved out of the house after I graduated college and thought that was the end of the story. Somehow, I think it got worse. I moved in with the two girl friends I have been around my whole life. Life was pretty good, they knew about the pee stuff, but it was fine. Occasionally they asked for a drink, but nothing too demanding, and once I was o

"Stacy I need to see you in my office." "Yes, ma'am." {Closes door} "What did you want?" "I told you, I need to pee on you in my office. I thought I made that clear??" "Oh, of course. It was a bit noisy out there, I must have misheard you. Did you want face or breasts?" "I changed my mind, bend over and I will go in your butt." "Let me just grab the funnel, ma'am." "Well, be quick about it."

Hey there. So, I actually work as a coat check girl in a strip club. That might sound odd, but we have been in operation for over 80 years and they are leaning on "tradition." Anyway, I have short story to tell. The other day we had a group of fellows come in, we get lots of high-end business men in suit jackets, which means I do serve a purpose other than eye-candy at the entrance. To give you an idea, I'm required to be topless, and must be wearing a thong. Otherwise, I have complete freedom. I often put on a cup-less bra or garters. They even allow me crotchless thongs once a month or whe

I didn't know there was anything more fun than peeing on the floor. Then I learned about going on furniture. After that... other people and the amazing feeling of being peed ON by someone else. 😉

You all are doing great with this concept. @Sonnenschein Keep up the good work, you'll improve as you try different styles.