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"Well let's have you strip down and squat here on the carpet. This is a thick pile and does an excellent job of absorbing liquid quickly. There you go, now just close your eyes and relax." "I-I'm not sure about this, could you... could you go with me?" "Sure! Let me just get it out of my pants... alright, here I go. Ah, there you go Julia, good job! You really were full too." "Oh, this feels so much better... but now I have to be honest. I didn't really need help, I just had to see your cock. Innn faaccctt... IIIiiaahh~" *mpfh* *gulp gulp gulp* "Well, thank you for the tip,

"Debbie, can you meet me in isle three? I have a customer in need of an instructional walkthrough." "Sorry Alan, I am already with two ladies over here in six, can you bring her over?" "Oh sure, we will be there shortly. If you follow me miss?" "I can't, sorry... I am a bit pee shy. Could you help me Alan? I don't mind you seeing my lady bits." "I'll certainly do what I can to help a customer, miss." "Thank you, my name is Julia."

"Um, excuse me sir?" "Yes, how may I assist you?" "I seem to be having difficulty with the restroom... where is it?" "Well miss, it would be easier to tell where not to go if you just need to pee. However, it looks like you are having more trouble with actually going, more than where to go. I will call for a female associate to help you get the relief you need."

OH! Got 1 more out of that... Why do they call it a "powder room?" If the room is covered in powder and I piss on it... isn't that a "mud room" then??

Restroom Bathroom Loo Water Closet Lavatory Powder Room Latrine Head That last one's the only out of the lot that makes sense. I just put my dick in her mouth and she swallows it. I always use "The Head."

Ma'am, while do allow and encourage peeing on the carpet, we are going to have to ask you to stop or move to a different area. You have been going forcefully in the same spot for well over a minute. You also seem to show no signs of stopping or even being able to pause your flow, so we have brought you a rolling chair. Please just have a seat, leave your legs wide open, and I will wheel you around as you continue your extremely heavy release. In fact I will even move in reverse to assure that you do not get splashed as we travel.

We just put up a new sign by the front door to the shop: No Shirt, No Shoes, No service No Pants, no Hat, Nothing we can do about that Piss on the floor, No charge for that anymore Custom orders? We have a backroom for that! (Flash your tits for a discount, bigger boobs, bigger savings!! Bring your friends for 2x bonus.)

"Welcome Madam. May I say you look lovely tonight?" "Your dress does a wonderful job covering just want needs to be hidden and the slit up the side to above the hip makes sure you will tease the gentlemen (and ladies) as you dance." "We have your regular table waiting with three bottle of champagne." "I assume you will be skipping the restroom of the evening as well?" "Yes, quite nice. I will make sure your waitress knows to be 'on call' when you are ready to relieve yourself." "She will be willing to service you for any of your desires this evening." "As always, if you need any

{Heard on the overhead intercom} "Ladies, we want to tell you about our sale on Eternal-Dry Panties. 'The only panties that can take pissin' and keep on liquid wickin'.'" "Also, if you are not aware the promotion is currently having an event. Head over to aisle twenty, you can join the festivipees!" "We are in hour four of the holding contest, the final few minute of sign-up for the distance competition, and if any of you need to go, the 'drink the sea (of pee)' needs a few more contributions before we reach the fill line." "If nothing else, feel free to bob for apples, get a nice w

I've a longer 1 I wrote for a Discord server I joined... I told them it'd be an exclusive for a while, now is that time: Hello traveler, welcome my shop. Please take a look around, I have many items to offer. You will find the rare and exotic, but also anything you need to bolster you on your long journey. Ah, I see you have an interest in our selection of “Holy Water,” it is suggested to keep it on hand in large supply while passing through the Necropolis ahead. If you were not aware, “Holy Water” is a ward against the undead. Any creature that lives again from unnatural means can be he

"You and your daughters are not allowed to pee here Miss." "Well why not? I saw a lady with three other women peeing just over there!" "Correct, that spot has the proper lighting and camera to project to screens in the stadium. Going here captures nothing." "Oh, well, I guess I understand that. Girls clench those muscles and get over there ASAPee!"

Excuse me ma'am? I can see you're busy relieving yourself... but the saw in the lumber department just failed in the middle of finishing an order. It just seems that since your stream is currently stripping the paint off the concrete floor, I think you have a enough force to complete the job. I really appreciate it, this nice couple is trying to build a playhouse for their children.

[OK 4th wall break, going to try my other spam post] Men, are you tired of being on the run and never having a chance to get to a toilet? Your bladder is just as full as your life and schedule, some of you even need a second person just to keep track of it for you. Well, we are here to help the man on the "GO" with the issue of where, how, and when to relieve your pent up pressure. Simply invoke the use of, U.R.I.N.E.: Urophagia Rights In Normalized Environments That's right! There is a standing law on most books that will allow men to proposition women to drink y

[Lady janitor in a maintenance closet with a service sink.] "Oh thank GOD! Apologies, I am really bursting I'm just going to use the sink, It's just high enough for me to hook my cunny over... and OHHHHHHH~~~ This is amazing." [Janitor leaves and does her rounds and proceeds to return back to the closet.] "Ma'am, did you get caught short again?" "AGAIN? I have been here the whole time....." "MY GOD, You're about to overflow the BASIN!!" "I said I was 'BURSTING!'"

"Excuse, only the cooks are allowed back here." "Is this the soup for table 14?" [Cook looks at the tag.] "Yes, but why does th~" [Women kicks off her shoes, hops on the counter, hikes up her skirt with no panties, and blasts the bowl with pee] "Your wait staff never season this properly, I am not having a bad bowl of soup here again." [Proceeds to continue pissing until the bowl has no soup left and the entire tray overflows, followed by the counter, and a huge lake onto the floor] "There, now this is ready to serve."

"Uh, Miss? While I enjoy the show, the sign says, 'Pick Your Lobster!' not 'Piss on The Lobster!'" "Yes, but how will you know which is mine unless I mark it?" [Waiter holds up tongs] "Okay, so you'll know... but what about the kitchen!?"

That was great, I've been inspired with a similar design. I was never very popular in college. I finally got invited to a party by some guys. When I got there I was the only girl. They wouldn't let me have any beer, they wanted me "fresh" for later. I found out what they meant... I had been invited to be their urinal so they didn't have to leave when they needed to pee. After that, I was much more popular, I got invited everywhere, and was allowed to pee anywhere whenever.

"Alright! Looks like the line is pretty long. Here's our chance to make a difference. Are You Ready!?!" "Yes!" "Sure, I guess..." "I know you're excited Lucy, even if you pretend to hate it.... OKAY, Ladies in line for the bathroom. We three offer our services to drink your pee. This will get you done with clean hands and us closer to the toilets! If you're really full come see me, I drink down almost a full gallon. Lucy here will take you in pairs, and Iris is just enthusiastic to swallow as many girls as will go in her mouth." "Fine, I am excited... you got me. So many fresh pussi

"Salutations, ma'am. Thank you for using our services again." "Sure, but I'm a bit confuzzled... I ordered the 'Ladies Standard Single Stall Girl' package, so why's she here too?" "Oh, my apologies! This is a new trainee. She'll be drinking your pee first. In the event she can't finish everything I will take over." "Alright, that seems fine... but then who is she??" "Yes! We are promoting a new 'premium' service, free of charge for long time customers, like yourself. If you provide your feedback of the experience we would greatly appreciate it. With your permission, this th

I love visiting the retro arcade they built in town. They really went all out too, reminds me of the ones I used to frequent back in the day. It also reminds me that you can't pee when stuck in a long session. Good thing they have an "attendant bell" by each cabinet. A nice girl comes over, gets you out of your clothes, collects it all in a bottle, then puts you back together. If you're not comfortable with, she'll take over playing so you can pee in the container yourself. The best part? If she loses while you're peeing, she has to drink your pee the next time yo

(4th wall, trying out a SPAM post... got another 1 for guys later. Link just loops to the homepage here.) Ladies! Are you tired of being caught short, stuck waiting in long line for the loo? We have the answer!! Join the coalition of H.E.R.S.! H.enceforth E.mergency R.estroom S.ervices H.E.R.S. is an organization taking advantage of laws that were never removed from the books. If you want more information open the website below for full details on joining us. We will provide signs for you to post anywhere and pee to your heart's content. In fact it is common to have other

"Hey does this place have a toilet?" "The fuck do you mean, have you looked around!?!" "Yeah, everything here's trashed anyway. I'm just going to pee on the floor." "Don't waste that shit, at least pee on the stereo speakers or something." "I just need to go, like NOW... but fine I'll go piss in the grandfather clock."

I hate being late for class, it was not even my fault this time... Now I have to stand in the hallway with a funnel tubed in my butt and a sign around my neck that says, "Ladies W.C." I have had four girls use me already and now a line is forming, it is going to be a long day.

Okay ladies, the number for today is.... THREE! That means Shanice will be our "Gurinal" for the meeting. If any of you other women need to "powder your nose" just let her know and we will stop to watch. In fact, if you don't mind, I could stand to go before I start the presentation.

I love this strip club, but they always sucker you in with the up sells. I was visiting the other day and I was already in the High Roller Room. One of the girls saw me get up to go to the bathroom. "Oh sir, do you need to go? For $50 I can make you a V.I.Pee and drink you dry!"