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I hate being late for class, it was not even my fault this time... Now I have to stand in the hallway with a funnel tubed in my butt and a sign around my neck that says, "Ladies W.C." I have had four girls use me already and now a line is forming, it is going to be a long day.

Okay ladies, the number for today is.... THREE! That means Shanice will be our "Gurinal" for the meeting. If any of you other women need to "powder your nose" just let her know and we will stop to watch. In fact, if you don't mind, I could stand to go before I start the presentation.

I love this strip club, but they always sucker you in with the up sells. I was visiting the other day and I was already in the High Roller Room. One of the girls saw me get up to go to the bathroom. "Oh sir, do you need to go? For $50 I can make you a V.I.Pee and drink you dry!"

Wow mom, I had no idea. I thought you were actually out hunting for wild flowers on all those walks. I never knew "Picking the Flowers" was a way to say you needed to pee. Does it still count if they are grow inside planted in a pot??

Why do I keep going on these dungeon hunts? I never find any good loot. My level's not high enough to kill anything... See look, ANOTHER empty chest. Fine if there is no gold coins for me, someone is going to find Liquid Gold next time!

She got in the shower and I got under her golden shower. After that we scissored for hours. I carefully pried the lid off the gin in the mini-fridge, we shared that and then she refilled it with what she recycled. I on the other-hand, sat at the end of the bed and shot into the mini-freezer. We crawled into bed and I fell fast asleep between her massive tits. In the morning we shared a final pee in a drawer, I licked her clean, and went our separate ways.

I went and got my bottoms and tucked them in the towel. On the way back through I say the bar was still open, so I sat down and charged a few drinks to my room. It was just enough to fill me up and loosen me up too. I walked to the elevator and rode it up to the floor above mine. Down the hall I trotted, then round a corner. Leaned into the door of room 969, dropped my towel and shot a standing stream onto the wall opposite of me! I took off my bikini top and wrapped the towel around my chest this time... the key being it was too short to cover all of me. I g

I was lying out poolside when I had the sudden urge to pee so badly. I tried to ignore it for as long as I could... Finally I couldn't take it anymore. So I grabbed a towel, took off my bikini bottoms, walked into the lobby of the hotel, sat down in a chair, and took my relief. I got so relaxed I actually slid my butt forward in the chair and ended with a long arc onto the carpet. I guess it was great I was out there at 10:30PM!

I was pissing the stairwell of my flat the other day when the landlord started up the steps. I couldn't 'ide I was doing, all squatted into the corner full blast streaming against the wall. "Forgot your keys again love?" "Yea, terr'bly sor'ry." "Well let me go an you and I finish, I'll git ya bak in your place." Then she lowered her pants and stood at the top of the landing soaking them. Mrs. Tatum comes round the corner to see what the noises was, "That looks a right fine idea, I'm do it down here... seems a bit crowded up th're." She lowered her undies and flipped her

"Excuse me teacher?" "Yes, you in the second row?" "I need to go, ma'am." "Oh good! We can final get the demonstration started. Come up here to the front ladies. I will teach the proper way to drink pee like a lesbian. Before the end of the week you will be doing it just as well!"

"Hey, Where'd Sharon go?" "She said she was going next door to pee." "Huh, that's weird... There's no bathrooms in that building either." "Maybe she just wanted some privacy?" "We better go check on her, just in case." ............. "Well looks like she figured out there were no toilets." "Wow, she really needed to go." "You know what, since we're already taking a break, I'm going to use the facilities." "Uh, you do know that is someone's mailbox right?" "Does it look like it matters to me? If my slit fits, I piss!"

Oh thank GOODNESS! I am glad I finally found a floor drain, I am absolutely bursting. I just need to get my panties down and......... ahhh. There seems to be a crowd forming, can't a girl get some privacy? What is that person shouting?? Who cares if this is the produce section???

"Alright, everything's been recorded. I'm going to offer you a bargain, it would be best if you accepted." "It sounds like it'll be within my best interest." "I'm going to leave you in this holding cell overnight. We are going to have some fun, in the morning I'll let you out and your paperwork will somehow get lost in the 'to be shredded' pile." "That actually sounds like a fair trade." "Good. Let's start with this, I'm going to drench you and everything you're wearing in piss." She proceeds to do just as described, spraying the young lady in a deluge, soaking through her shirt,

"I know you are keeping me handcuffed until the paperwork is done, but I really need to pee again Ms. Officer." "Fine, stand up. I will remove your panties and you can pee in my mouth while I drink it." "Oh wow, that feels much better. I really had to go after all this detainment."

Going to try for a 3-4-1 here... "Ma'am you are literally peeing in front of a sign, 'It is forbidden to urinate here.'" "Oh, I thought that just meant on the sign itself. Though, now that I think about it, that is mounted rather high on this wall. I'd like to meet the person that can pee on it!" "Funny you'd say that....." [As the officer begins to unbuckle her pants.]

You show up at a bathroom. When you enter there's a wall with phones. There appears to be only a locked door and the entry-way. Signs say, "Please lift receiver and wait for the next available toilet." Several people appear to be in various states of distress while waiting, "On Hold" There's 1 women flooding herself as doubles over clearly having reached her limit before connecting with an operator to be given the door code to the stalls on the other side. The locked door opens and a single person approaches the sink to wash and leave... still no 1 else with

Love my new phone. This thing is totally waterproof. Now I can squat over it, pee directly on it, and get a great video. Actually this one I filmed is too good, now which account to post to, Twitter, PornHub, PeeFans.... hmm?

"WOAH THERE!" "Look I know all you guys have to piss, but I am just one girl...." "I mean... I can take several of you at once, sure." "...but uh, not three dicks filling my ass at the same time!" "i'll just overflow on your feet, HAHA!"

Hu-uh Hah Hu AH uh... why did I UNf I decidtostart jog ging? All this extra water for "hydration" and the bouncing's making me need a pee break. I'll just stop here by the trail to catch my breath and relieve myself. OH NO! Is that someone coming this way? They are going to see me and I know I can't stop! Quick pull up my panties and pants. I'm flooding them and THEY WENT THE OTHER WAY!?! SIGH Well, I guess you can't spell "Sweat Pants" without "Wet Pants"... I think next time I may just not stop and jog while I go.

Alternatively: Sorry, is there a problem? What do you mean I'm peeing? Everything's going just fine!

I also had concerns on cost and payment distribution. The market for print media's shrinking vastly in recent years. If we went for a retro look we might hook a few folks... however overall a pee based printed's a specifically niche audience. To be clear, I'm in support for it. I just have low expectations for results.

Not the response I'd hope to get, but whatever... This might be as long as the last one. I got in the next morning and my boss pulls me into the office. I am literally sweating, thinking they're going to fire me or who knows what. I mean I'm part time and that was a pretty weird situation. I wouldn't be surprised if they just dumped me and moved on. Again, turns out that the client had returned with a note, "for my eyes only." My boss was a bit chuffed, so I got sorta congratu-scolded? Like they were happy the client was pleased, but this extra nonsense was not going to be a regular thing

Let's see: Laundry? DONE! Dishes? DONE! Carpets? DONE! Garage? DONE! Backyard? DONE! I guess all I have left is the bathrooms.... but who wants to pee there anyway??

The wealthy really do live in a different world from us. I’ve been working at furniture store for a summer job, not even been there a month, but I've to tell you about this client. Strap in, it might be long. I was chatting with a co-worker on a slow day when this well dressed woman comes in and starts meandering around. I mean she would just look at something, wrinkle her nose, and dash away. She went through the sofa section THREE TIMES, like she was going to find something new. Finally she comes over to us and her eyes light up. "What is this chair?" "It's one of newer models. W

"Girls! How many times do I have to scold you?" "Sorry, we just couldn't hold it any longer." "Ive told you time and again, if you're going to pee in public make sure people are watching!" "..... well no since in wasting it now, get over here and pee in my mouth and soak my tits."