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"I have called you five in AGAIN, because you can't seem to keep track of your rolls. The tourists come here to get photographs and if they post images online with inconsistencies we will get complaints from patrons. NOW let me make this clear: One. Geisha 'feed the koi' in the pond. Two. Shine maidens 'make an offering' OR 'cleanse their hands in the wash basin'. Three. Pop Idols 'perform on the kabuki stage'. Four. School girls 'make some rain in the chains'. Five. Delinquents 'serve tea' in the tea room. HAVE I MADE IT CLEAR? You will not pee anywhere but the allo

"LALA LALALA LALA LALA LALA~" "Uh, Ma'am?" "Oh hello there, aren't you a busty thing?" "You seem to be a bit drunk, your dress has fallen down and your breasts are exposed. However, I approached you because your forceful pee stream is blocking the doorway." "You're probably right, you've seen mine though... show me your's now!" "I'm on the clock, I would get in trouble." "You still get bathroom breaks right? Take your break and your bathroom with me here." "I'd have to clear that with my mana~ ...... Oh, uh, wow, she um, she says it's fine as long as I clean up

I really like this "bucket" list idea. I had no idea peeing in buckets at certain places was this popular... Although I am pretty sure lots of these places don't have buckets either. So would I BMOB (Bring My Own Bucket) or JFAPAP (Just Find A Place And Pee)?

Thank goodness my neighbor asked me to check their mail while on vacation. I was expecting they would just tell me to hang on to it until they returned, but they gave me a key. I had never been in their place before. I am going to get to know it very intimately when I am peeing everywhere in the place for the next two weeks.....

Wow, I never thought I'd be able to pee on camera! Of course I also never thought of doing it on display for them in the middle of a store either. The one is projecting on the TV in front of me so I get to watch it happen too!

Actually the police 1 above gave me a good idea too. "Miss, you know it is illegal to relieve yourself on the street?" "Yes I was aware, that is why I am using this basement floor window." "I can see that. However you should be using the trees on the sidewalk where it is designated." "Oh sorry, there was no space when I arrived."

Restrooms closed for cleaning, huh? Well, I hope they have a wet mop, because this hallway is going to need one. Actually, with the puddle I am going to leave they might just need a hose and a squeegee.

"Hey, want to have anal sex?" "We're in the park, so I guess that's fine." .......... "Did you finish already?" "Oh, no. See I only asked cause I needed a place to take a leak." *eye roll* "So you decided to pee in a bush, right?"

So can I just say, like Uber cars are the best. Seriously, where else can you take a piss on the way to somewhere and not have to do ANY cleanup? It's super easy to do too, you just wander around drinking until you get the urge, pull 1 up and wait for them to arrive. Sit in the back behind the driver (smaller cars are better), calmly enjoy your nice ride, and like 2 min before you're dropped off, hose down the back of the seat. You have to be super careful and know how much you need to go though. I've had to cut and run 'cause I almost got caught before. I swear it couldn't be easier for a gir

"Excuse me miss." "Hello, did you need something?" "I hate to impose, but this train is so full and... I am quite full myself, your mouth is just at the right height with you sitting and me standing." "Oh, is that all. Here let me get your fly open for you. I'll give you the 'thumbs up' when I get your dick situated in my mouth." "MKY, goob te joo." (M'kay, Good to go.) "Much obliged Miss. This feels so much better. Hope there's not too much for you to swallow."

"Waitress!" "Yes, Miss?" "What is in this glass?" "You ordered half lemonade and half tea with low ice?" "No I said half lemonade and half PEE! Lift you skirt and fix it right here and now or I guarantee you no tip." "Terribly sorry, let me just remove the lid and... Haa~ there... you... go."

Hardwoods, tools, patio, electrical? No, not today... There it is; Plumbing and Bath! As a lady it is always hard to find a clean toilet to sit on. Oh, looks like I wasn't the only one with that idea. "Hello girls. I think the three of us should meet up outside when we are done peeing here." Seems like I might have some new friends!

"Welcome to the Drive-Thru! May I take your order?" "Hold on a sec. I was j~" *CRACKLE* *static* *garbled incoherent words* *splashing* *HISSSSSSSS* "So can I get your largest soda to go?" "I'm sorry Ma'am can you repeat that, the intercom cut out badly." "Oh sure. I said, I was just looking for somewhere to pee, but now I'm kinda thirsty. So can I get your largest soda to go?" "One Extra Large Soda Jumbo sized. That will be $4.75. Please pull round." "Here you go." "Your soda Ma'am; may I offer you a wipe?"

I'm peeing. I'm peeing in my panties. I'm peeing in my panties on stage. I'm peeing in my panties on stage intentionally. I'm peeing in my panties on stage intentionally... and the audience is applauding me.

(4th Wall Break... I'm diverging from the standard format with this 1, pretty sure not a prob. after you read it.) [Screen flickers and a loud] *POP* [Suddenly silence and the channel test pattern] {Announcer voice}: Uh, Test? TEST? What, OH Sh- Tales of-from Wet Carpet Magazine: LIVE! Has been postponed due to technical issues caused by over-spray. (Under her breath: You all were watching..... you saw what happened...) In its place we offer a new show for approval, remember to write to the station if you like what you see. As always address will be on-screen after the credits.

"Hey baby, I need to take a leak... you thirsty?" "Oh Yeah, always for you you babe. This'll be fun, never done it in a crowded restaurant." "Yeah, just the few times on the subway." "AHHH~~" *gulp* *gulp* *gulp*

Glad to see this thread getting some traction. I'm grateful to all the new contributions... I've been busy this week and not had writing on my mind, so it's good to see new stuff even when I can't add my own.

I'm always happy when I go into a ladies and there's a tank on the loo. So much cleaner than trying to sit on the seat... ... or squat over the garbage can.

Good thing this theater is always empty in the middle of the day, I can pull my skirt up my legs and pee anywhere. OH NO! Is that the usher? There is no way I can stop right now, I am going to get busted... What are the odds? She stopped next to me, shrugged, and started to unbuckle her pants too.

"Hey Cidney?" "Yes, Lainey?" "Do you remember the last time we went out to eat and I DIDN'T pee under the table?" "No, not really... but with your stream hitting my shin this isn't it either." "Well, what's your excuse? My pumps are getting flooded with your piss too right now..."

I love going shopping with my Mom and Aunt. They let me try on all the pretty clothes at the expensive stores. Then when we read the price tags... we all go to the changing room together and soak the over-priced trash with our shared piss!

"Mom, I'm home!" "Mom?" "Oh, there you are... why are you always peeing in my room when I get home?" "Might as well join you, I needed to get these wet panties off anyway."

Mostly it's just a bit of structure... which's often a struggle even for some of the people who use only English. ^<^ I'm going to re-write it the way I think you intended, so you can compare. "You rushed straight to the toilet and did not even bother removing your jacket." "I had to pee at least the last 15km of the bike ride." She said, sighing with relief and a smile. While she was still peeing I walked forward and kissed on the forehead. Just some basic changes. I hope you can see the difference. I did change the "you" to "she"... that's the only major differ

That's a start Kalle! You can use this to help refine your English too. ^_^ Let us know if you want grammar feedback on your stories.

Have I been here for days or just hours, chained, blindfolded, naked in this corner? I know someone will come, this is not my fate... is that footsteps? The gag is removed from my mouth, I stretch to relax my jaw, as a warm stream pelts my face. I know it is urine, but may be the only thing I get for days, I drink it greedily trying not to waste any as the stream wanes. I feel a bite on my breast enough to leave a mark, as the knot on the blindfold comes loose, she kisses me. Now it is my turn to tie her up! (I know this 1 is 6 lines... but I needed it for