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There is no peeing in the pool area as it can be a slipping hazard.

Please make sure that all pee goes in the pool for everyone's safety.

If you can not make it in the pool, please see the lifegaurd for assistance.

Finally peeing from the high dive is not suggested, but is recommended for the enjoyment of others.

"Secretary! Get in here immediately!"
"Yes Sir, what do you need?"
"This box of files has to be destroyed immediately, I don't care how just get rid of them this instant!"
"Anything you say, sir!" [Hikes up her dress and takes down her stockings and panties]
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!"
"Destroying the files 'immediately.' By the time I am done pissing in this box they'll be a soggy illegible mess. If you help it will go even faster."
"Damn, I knew there was a reason I hired you. Out of the box thinking... even if someone wanted to examine they'd be put off by the smell alone." [Retrieves his dick through his fly] "My stream can be a bit wild so you might get wet."
"Oh well, let me get my top off to be safe first." "Uh... sir? You are supposed to be going in the box, you just keep spraying my face."
"It'll all wash down you into the box. Everything in there is already a complete loss." [Continues peeing strongly on her face] "Remind me to give you are raise at your next review."
"YES SIR!"

"Woah? Why's this staircase so full of women??"
"Oh, this is one's only pissing. The one to get downstairs is two doors further down the hall."
"So where does this stairwell go?"
"Just down to the next landing and then there is a floor drain."
"Then... why's there carpet too?"
"More comfortable for squatting or sitting."
"If you are further down, do you get wet?"
"Quite often and it's refreshingly enjoyable usually."
"Well, since I am here I thought I would go, since you make it sound convenient, but there doesn't seem to be any space."
"Oh, you can pee over the edge there on the girls below if you like... or I could drink it as well."
"Really!? That seems exquisite, relieving myself, while standing, and no mess. Yes, please!"
"May I just say you have a lovely pussy? I am going to take advantage of it when you finish."
"I'd be offended if you didn't! Here I go~"

"Well let's have you strip down and squat here on the carpet. This is a thick pile and does an excellent job of absorbing liquid quickly. There you go, now just close your eyes and relax."

"I-I'm not sure about this, could you... could you go with me?"

"Sure! Let me just get it out of my pants... alright, here I go. Ah, there you go Julia, good job! You really were full too."

"Oh, this feels so much better... but now I have to be honest. I didn't really need help, I just had to see your cock. Innn faaccctt... IIIiiaahh~" *mpfh* *gulp gulp gulp*

"Well, thank you for the tip, glad you appreciate my services, Julia. I hope you become a regular customer."

"Debbie, can you meet me in isle three? I have a customer in need of an instructional walkthrough."

"Sorry Alan, I am already with two ladies over here in six, can you bring her over?"

"Oh sure, we will be there shortly. If you follow me miss?"

"I can't, sorry... I am a bit pee shy. Could you help me Alan? I don't mind you seeing my lady bits."

"I'll certainly do what I can to help a customer, miss."

"Thank you, my name is Julia."

"Um, excuse me sir?"

"Yes, how may I assist you?"

"I seem to be having difficulty with the restroom... where is it?"

"Well miss, it would be easier to tell where not to go if you just need to pee. However, it looks like you are having more trouble with actually going, more than where to go. I will call for a female associate to help you get the relief you need."

OH! Got 1 more out of that...

Why do they call it a "powder room?"

If the room is covered in powder and I piss on it... isn't that a "mud room" then??

Restroom

Bathroom

Loo

Water Closet

Lavatory

Powder Room

Latrine

Head

That last one's the only out of the lot that makes sense. I just put my dick in her mouth and she swallows it. I always use "The Head."

We just put up a new sign by the front door to the shop:
 

No Shirt, No Shoes, No service
No Pants, no Hat, Nothing we can do about that

Piss on the floor, No charge for that anymore

Custom orders? We have a backroom for that!

(Flash your tits for a discount, bigger boobs, bigger savings!! Bring your friends for 2x bonus.)

"Welcome Madam. May I say you look lovely tonight?"
"Your dress does a wonderful job covering just want needs to be hidden and the slit up the side to above the hip makes sure you will tease the gentlemen (and ladies) as you dance."
"We have your regular table waiting with three bottle of champagne."
"I assume you will be skipping the restroom of the evening as well?"
"Yes, quite nice. I will make sure your waitress knows to be 'on call' when you are ready to relieve yourself."

"She will be willing to service you for any of your desires this evening."
"As always, if you need anything simply ask for me by name."

{Heard on the overhead intercom}

"Ladies, we want to tell you about our sale on Eternal-Dry Panties. 'The only panties that can take pissin' and keep on liquid wickin'.'"
"Also, if you are not aware the promotion is currently having an event. Head over to aisle twenty, you can join the festivipees!"
"We are in hour four of the holding contest, the final few minute of sign-up for the distance competition, and if any of you need to go, the 'drink the sea (of pee)' needs a few more contributions before we reach the fill line."
"If nothing else, feel free to bob for apples, get a nice warm glass of fresh 'cider' from our hostesses, and relieve yourself on the floor like any other day."
"Thanks again for visiting P-Mart, where your satisfaction is GuaranPeed!!"

I've a longer 1 I wrote for a Discord server I joined... I told them it'd be an exclusive for a while, now is that time:

Hello traveler, welcome my shop. Please take a look around, I have many items to offer. You will find the rare and exotic, but also anything you need to bolster you on your long journey. Ah, I see you have an interest in our selection of “Holy Water,” it is suggested to keep it on hand in large supply while passing through the Necropolis ahead.  If you were not aware, “Holy Water” is a ward against the undead. Any creature that lives again from unnatural means can be held at bay, damaged, or even killed with the correct usage. It is even consumable to remove curses and in times of dire emergency serves as a last resort mana and health boost.  AH YES! EXCELLENT, I have convinced you, it is one of our more popular items here. It is good you have come to my shop however, for we offer something a bit STRONGER, that can only be found here. Purchase twenty bottles and I will give you a sample for free.
Good, good, forty bottles! I see you are cautious and curious both. Follow me to the store room so that I may fill your order, do not want to clear the shelves out here and the fresher supply is in the back. I want to make a repeat customer out of you, so I will tell you something others would neglect. When purchasing “Holy Water” although it is blessed, it will expire. Once it does, it will actually turn rancid and then has OTHER properties. What those that do not know find out, once it has turned, it becomes bait for creatures of all kinds, dead or otherwise. Instead of driving them away, it will call them to you. EheHeHEHehEhee~ Fear not, it can lure away too. Here we are, fill your satchel and I will show the sample you have earned.
Here, BEHOLD behind this curtain is rare, “Double Holy Water!” I see your confusion, this is no mere market ploy, these bottles contain super-charged liquid of the divinity. Watch! See when I hold it next to a standard flask… Yes, there. The dull glow emitted, that is the indication of power. I hear your mind churning; fear not I will explain the story of its origin and why we sell this commodity privately. Years ago, a traveler on a quest could not simply stock up on items. Anything that might be needed would have to be created when the need arose. Therefore, it was customary to pay for a “Nun of Divine Escort.” She would be purchased to accompany a party of individuals to the far side of the Necropolis. It was dangerous work entrusting yourself to strangers, so the price was quite steep. Know this though; traversing the Necropolis alone was certain death. Nuns were also guides, leading travelers along the safest routes or deep into forbidden areas looking for artifacts. They often cooked and served as healers in a party as well. Some were easily corrupted for OTHER purposes too. Our story deals with a lone explorer and an inexperienced Nun.
Details are limited, so I will stick to the known information. The tale says an explorer was hunting for something lost deep in the lowest levels of the Necropolis. Since the dead inhabit this place the further you traverse, the older the items you find and the fiends stronger. They journeyed deep and were lost in the cisterns, this was good for a supply of water to bless, but impurities tainted the fluid they could acquire. It is well known that “Holy Water” is best when the source is pure and clean. They had been chased and disoriented in the labyrinthine tunnels. Wandering, lost, supplies began to dwindle. The Nun had preserved one flagon of pure “Holy Water” but with no supplies remaining the explorer plead that she must survive. If she was restored, healing could maintain them both and so refused nourishment. It had come to the dire day and the final morsels of food, she ate them crying as the traveler watched. She swallowed the “Holy Water” and was given the small boost it provided, but it did not matter for they would both surely die. Their torch was first to expire, this left them groping in the dark and exposed to all manner of nocturnal entities.  They continued with the traveler defending the Nun at all costs. In such a weakened state they stopped to rest often. During one of these repasts the Nun went a short distance to relieve herself. In the dark she was attacked, her gear scattered, before the explorer could reach her. It was clear that this would be the explorer’s final battle and with their death, she would be next. Her effluence poured forth from her nether region as fear overtook and caused her to grasp for anything to her defense. A hand found her flagon; urine was water, it could be blessed even if for a weak effect. She incanted as she held the mouth at the founts head. A striking blow and her defender was knocked aside, she swilled the fluid at the beast. Upon contact, the creature roared with pain, the skin burned away and flesh fell in chunks, it conflagrated and the light was enough to illuminate far into the distance. The body continued to burn and all monsters that were nearby fled. The beacon was so strong that all paths could be identified by relation to direction of the glow. The Nun healed the traveler and carried their battered unconscious body back to the surface where they could be properly restored. When both were back to full health they spoke of what happened.
She explained all that occurred and how they came to survive. She identified the attacking party as one that was particularly strong against normal “Holy Water” so for the damage inflicted and the enduring light, there was something different. She resolved to experiment and find out the truth. What you see in the flask is the results of that research. Yes, Yes, I hear your questioning mind again; a Nun consumes “Holy Water” and then collects what she expels to bless it again. There is a reason this is a kept secret. Supplies are low for this and the cost is high, a half a flask is the cost of three. OH HO! I see I have piqued your interest again. Well, what if I told you there was yet more to see? Follow me again, back here. See this curtain cannot even hide the glow now. The Nun took a Sister as an apprentice to her studies. This new girl was an inquisitive sort. If one Nun can produce “Double Holy Water” what happens if I drink it? Your eyes show your understanding, “Triple Strength Holy Water”! It requires two Nuns to create; each refinement must be passed through and blessed by another Sister. I see your mind’s eye one last time; yes it is very strange for a random seller to have access to such private wares. I am no mere shop-keep, I know these “Nuns of Divine Escort” personally, for you see…..
I WAS THE UNFORTUNATE TRAVELER!

[Lady janitor in a maintenance closet with a service sink.]

"Oh thank GOD! Apologies, I am really bursting I'm just going to use the sink, It's just high enough for me to hook my cunny over... and OHHHHHHH~~~ This is amazing."
[Janitor leaves and does her rounds and proceeds to return back to the closet.] "Ma'am, did you get caught short again?"
"AGAIN? I have been here the whole time....."
"MY GOD, You're about to overflow the BASIN!!"
"I said I was 'BURSTING!'"

"Excuse, only the cooks are allowed back here."

"Is this the soup for table 14?"

[Cook looks at the tag.] "Yes, but why does th~"

[Women kicks off her shoes, hops on the counter, hikes up her skirt with no panties, and blasts the bowl with pee] "Your wait staff never season this properly, I am not having a bad bowl of soup here again."

[Proceeds to continue pissing until the bowl has no soup left and the entire tray overflows, followed by the counter, and a huge lake onto the floor] "There, now this is ready to serve."

"Uh, Miss? While I enjoy the show, the sign says, 'Pick Your Lobster!' not 'Piss on The Lobster!'"

"Yes, but how will you know which is mine unless I mark it?"

[Waiter holds up tongs]

"Okay, so you'll know... but what about the kitchen!?"

That was great, I've been inspired with a similar design.

I was never very popular in college.

I finally got invited to a party by some guys.

When I got there I was the only girl.

They wouldn't let me have any beer, they wanted me "fresh" for later.

I found out what they meant... I had been invited to be their urinal so they didn't have to leave when they needed to pee.

After that, I was much more popular, I got invited everywhere, and was allowed to pee anywhere whenever.

"Alright! Looks like the line is pretty long. Here's our chance to make a difference. Are You Ready!?!"
"Yes!"
"Sure, I guess..."
"I know you're excited Lucy, even if you pretend to hate it.... OKAY, Ladies in line for the bathroom. We three offer our services to drink your pee. This will get you done with clean hands and us closer to the toilets! If you're really full come see me, I drink down almost a full gallon. Lucy here will take you in pairs, and Iris is just enthusiastic to swallow as many girls as will go in her mouth."

"Fine, I am excited... you got me. So many fresh pussies to lick and enjoy. You two, come here. I want all you have inside me."

"Yep, I'm Iris. Form a single file line and have your panties down. You'll be back on your way in under a minute. Faster than you can spell 'R-E-L-I-E-F', suck you empty, clean, and dry."

"These girls are amazing, there were almost twenty here and within 10:00 the line is down to five."

"I think I am going to stay and watch, it is making me really aroused and I want to see how it looks when they go."
"Ahhh, wooo~ We are actually going to go outside. Last time we did this, we all overflowed the stools!"

"Salutations, ma'am. Thank you for using our services again."

"Sure, but I'm a bit confuzzled... I ordered the 'Ladies Standard Single Stall Girl' package, so why's she here too?"

"Oh, my apologies! This is a new trainee. She'll be drinking your pee first. In the event she can't finish everything I will take over."

"Alright, that seems fine... but then who is she??"

"Yes! We are promoting a new 'premium' service, free of charge for long time customers, like yourself. If you provide your feedback of the experience we would greatly appreciate it. With your permission, this third young lady will be your bidet."

"Well this sounds lovely, but all this chatting without peeing is just making me more full. Let me get my panties off."

"Okay trainee Leeana, step forward, kneel and open your mouth. Do your best, I believe you can drink everything this time!!"

I love visiting the retro arcade they built in town.

They really went all out too, reminds me of the ones I used to frequent back in the day.

It also reminds me that you can't pee when stuck in a long session.

Good thing they have an "attendant bell" by each cabinet.

A nice girl comes over, gets you out of your clothes, collects it all in a bottle, then puts you back together.

If you're not comfortable with, she'll take over playing so you can pee in the container yourself.

The best part? If she loses while you're peeing, she has to drink your pee the next time you call her!

(4th wall, trying out a SPAM post... got another 1 for guys later. Link just loops to the homepage here.)
Ladies!
Are you tired of being caught short, stuck waiting in long line for the loo?

We have the answer!! Join the coalition of H.E.R.S.!
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