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Nope, you've the format down just fine. Good post.

Hey guys, you won't believe what happened over the weekend. I was at the discount store looking for the tobacco and patchouli candle that I like to get a new one. Standing in the aisle I see a blur go past and the far end. Then a second later a girl takes a back-step and glances down my way. She turns and at a normal pace comes to look at the glassware on the opposite side from me. I had already gone through all the candles, but her manners told me to stay and observe, so I sidled down to almost right behind her. She was quickly glancing from object to object, but she was fidgeting almost rhythmically. You'd have thought she had ear-buds in and dancing, but I could see she didn't and her motions did not match the overhead since it was a slow melody. At this point I'm not even looking at anything, just trying to make it appear like I wasn't watching her.

She turned around, "Hey Mister, can you give me some help?"

"Sorry, I don't work h~"

"Not that kind, I really need to pee and all the bathrooms are locked. Just hold this so I can go."

Here she flipped up her skirt to show she had no panties and trimmed but not bald privates. She thrust the clear vase at me and I had literally no choice. Before I could even protest, she was spreading her lips. "Hurry, it's coming out NOW." Sure enough, a heavy trickle turned into a hard flow. It was in a nice arc though and was easy to catch, I only missed a bit and got the opening close enough that it would not dribble. She was not lying though, certainly was desperate and full. The vase swirled and frothed and filled quickly. As it got closer to the top and particularly heavy, she reached over and grabbed another one. Somehow, we traded without too much fumbling, I took the empty in one hand and lifting the now overflowing one, handed it to her, before putting the new one back in the flow. We splashed quite a bit on the floor and the full one got sat on the shelf. The second container was nearing full but her stream was finally just large drops, I just let those fall in the puddle on the floor. Handing her the other bottle, she set it next to the first one. "I really appreciate that, but let's get out of here before anyone else sees us."

"Anyone else?" I turned to see a couple of other girls.

Easing my concern, "Don't worry, they're with me." They waved as we walked towards them. "Come with us, we are going to reward you for helping. It will be worth your trouble."

"We value your kindness and won't disappoint you." One of the other girls said as she winked and flashed me a nipple ring. I had so much sex it hurt to walk... we are going out drinking at the end of the month. I am guessing it'll turn out pretty similar. Never thought I'd have three girls pleasing me, I am not what you would call "athletic" or "attractive" and I'm sure they'll get bored with me soon. I am going to take advantage of it for as long as it lasts!

"Young lady what have I told you about pissing at the dinner table!?"
{monotone} "Don't waste it on the floor... someone is bound to want a refill."

"Mom! Bethany's peeing on carpet again!!"

"Shut it you little brat, next time it will be your pillow!"
"Don't threaten me with things I want..."
"Both of you HUSH! You know I can't respond when your father's using me as his urinal."

As a young girl it was a rare occasion that I found my dad left the browser logged into his porn sites. I was smart enough to know how sex worked at that age, but looking through the various images and video something always left me bored. I would watch these girls get railed by men or give blowjobs, but unless there were multiple guys it always seemed that it was just an effort to get the guy off. As a result I became fascinated with lesbians. I loved this because no matter the scenario, the girls both reached climax. It was about the ladies getting pleasure. One evening while watching a video, a petite teen using a wand vibrator on another older, bustier women, she came so hard she pissed herself. The teen slurped it up and caught as much as she could in her mouth. They shared a deep open mouth kiss and you could see the fluid transfer and dribble out of their lips, they both swallowed as well. Then without hesitation, the teen stood and unloaded her pee on the other woman's tits. She splashed it in her cleavage and then lowered herself to consume the stream, massive gulps of the clear effluence. They kissed again and I was hooked after that night, I have been drinking pee ever since. I don't even care if it is male or female, but I prefer it from a dick, the flavor is better. I have been peed on by all of my boyfriend, two of my girl friends (one of those hiding behind the corner in a mall), and two college professors at the same time and right after the female dean (needed a grade changed (-; ). Now I live with my sister and she'll do it for me most times when I ask, life has had good taste.

"Alright class, we will be taking a ten minute recess. You are free to get up to stretch your legs or get some food. You will be allowed to eat quietly when we resume."

"Can you point me to the nearest restroom?"

"Sure! Stand up, walk to the end of the aisle, when you get to steps, remove you pants, and relieve yourself. That goes for anyone else as well. You are free to pee anywhere in the room as long as it is not disruptive."

The basics of world-building are there, so just a matter of using standard tropes with the new "physics" as it were. Pretty sure I'd keep this going for an entry now and again.

Why hello there good looking. I think you're just the kind of drink mixer I've been looking for tonight. Wait! Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. I have proposition. As long as you don't mind chatting with me I'll buy your drinks for the next hour... and when the time comes, you can give them back. If you know what I mean. Ah! Bartender, get the lady whatever she wants and put it on my tab. I can't wait to drink the pint you pour me from down below.

I moved out of town for college, but a few weeks ago I called up my old friend and we got together for a visit. We're reminiscing and talking about the Playhouse from our old schoolyard days, that evening we went back to see the old place. Somehow it was still standing; we noticed it looked almost completely rebuilt though. It was roughly quarter after eight o'clock and the sun was just setting, it was also the weekend so no one was around. I popped open the door and then the shutters, She handed me the cameras; I put one in the kitchen facing to the right wall, and the other on the table facing towards me. We took position and lined ourselves up with the windows. Then we drenched the tiny interior one more time. Her stream was shooting all the way across the place and forcefully hitting the far wall, I was doing a decent job twisting my naked butt to cover the rest of the space. We collected the cameras and got back to the apartment to watch the footage. It was extremely hot and raunchy. My camera allowed you to see one pussy through the kitchen window frame, and mine in front. From the kitchen camera you could see mine and the blasting arc coming from behind it. Yeah, we have two videos of two college age coochies showering an elementary school house with copious yellow piss.

Hello again fellow P-VLoggers.

The other week on a short trip out of town to get content for you all to enjoy, something odd struck me. No, I didn't get a surprise dick whip in the face, by two guys... for a THIRD time. I was at a big box warehouse store, cloistered in a hidden back area, behind the "Employee Only" section. I had found a forklift sitting quietly there and decided to clean it up a bit by making it dirtier in the all familiar way. I climbed up in the seat and noticed that a box was still on the lift, which we all know is not protocol (Forklift Certified BABY!). Leaning forward it was a whole palette of watermelon and regular readers can attest, I can "go the distance" and like my watermelon salty. So, I dropped my thong and hosed them down. Stood up to get the ones at the back and then bent at the waist to cool down the seat and controls. I hopped down and reset my dedicates, then it happened. The queer thing that prompted me to write today. I immediately left the scene and went straight to the bathroom. I went into a stall, wiped myself, and then washed my hands. It dawned on me, that I ALWAYS do this. Regardless or where, what, or who I just pissed on, I find a place with clean running water and wash my hands.

So anybody else out there with the same routine?

(Also, I totally went back and got two of the soaked melons... they were still dripping when I paid for them.)

Until next CRIME!

I hate that feeling when you walk in a room and forget why you're there.

It happened to me the other day, walked into the bathroom and *poof*, thought gone.

When I got back to the living room the puddle on the floor reminded me that I had needed to pee... but clearly I did that before I left.

Young lady, since you clearly don't understand the the repercussions, let me explain it to you. Excessive liquid on hardwood surfaces cause it to expand, at which point the pressure will cause it to buckle and then either dislodge or crack. Yet you insist on pissing here, even while I scold you, when there is carpet TWO STEPS AWAY FROM YOU. The fact you intentionally left your chair to squat over this space shows you have no respect. You could have easily gone right where you sat without issues. So, since you want to act like a trollop, you will be treated like one. {light, firm slap to the face} For the rest of the day your mouth is my urinal and I will be calling it to use often. Like right now, open wide and do not spill anymore on the floor.

Welcome to the first meeting of "Peeing in Modern Literature."

As expected most of you are questioning how many stories have references to peeing in them.

The truth is that question is irrelevant. This class is about pissing on the the drivel that is consider current day writing.

So everyone before next class I want you to relieve yourself in the "Self Help" section of any big name book seller.

If you have a witness, good, filming will be awarded extra points. The class will critique your style and book selections.

Ladies you will have it easier, skirts are key. Fellows, baggy shorts are your best option.

Class dismissed.

Julie what are you doing? The sign specifically says they are closed.

Yeah, but I didn't know and I really need to pee. I'm just going to make a late night mail drop.

[2 min later]

You weren't kidding, the whole floor in there is covered... could you hurry up though, I need to go now.

Don't go crazy on my behalf. I'm thankful you even did as much as you've.

Much appreciated. If I'm remembering correctly there's a sequel where 1 of the other girls finds the puddle in the room. Can you post that as well?

Been years since I'd a chance to read these, so thanks again.

"Hey babe?"
"Yeah?"
"I kinda need to pee, you want to drink it?"

"Nah, not thirsty right now. Go ask my sister."
"Okay, thanks."

I'm so glad we came to an agreement. This works so well, I get to pee down your throat, you get to pee on the floor. Everybody wins.

I go to thrift stores once a month, buy a huge bag of clothes, and bring it home with me.

I spend the next week with all of it in the bag, peeing on it whenever and as often as I can.

When I'm done, I take the whole thing to my friend's laundromat.

We put everything through two full washes, then we inspect all the items and repair them or if they're too far gone, set them to the side.

The fixed group gets dropped off at the out-reach office.

The other pile get torn up and turned into blankets and dropped off at the homeless shelter.

We write everything off as donations and I get to have fun doing it.

I was going through my old toys from when I was a young girl. My parents would always try to buy things that were "educational fun." Thankfully one thing that I adored they bought me plenty of times. I had a huge marble run, it had ramps and loops, spinners and see-saws, so many different funnels and tunnels. I had NO IDEA, it would work even better pissing in it. I don't think I have gone in the toilet for over a month... and I just now decided to change the order of the system!

My answer for this is always the same, "Slightly too large for the frame."
It scales for petite to average and above.

I like them big and this makes them appear that way without being excessive. Unless we're talking drawings, then the slider goes MUCH further.