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hentaixt

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  1. Mother Superior?
    The priest has run out of... uh, "blessings" while in the confessional and the girls soccer team just showed up.

    They are waiting in the first row to be, "showered with the spirit" and he was wondering if you could take care of that while he gets, "refueled with divinity."

    Excellent, I see you already have the proper attire. I will let them know you are, "ready to go..."

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  2. [Outside a coffee shop, topless girl advertising products]
    Try our famous diuretic coffee, guaranteed to make you pee twice your normal amount!
    We now serve mocha latte frappee infused whipped topping.

    Get it on our newest Boba Pee Drinks. Tea or smoothies with Boba prepared with an effluence mixed from the girls on staff daily!!

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  3. {Bum Bing Bon Bo}

    "This is a test of the Emergency Bathroom Break System."
    "This is only a test."
    "If you feel the need to urinate please advise those around you and check for the appropriate non-standard relief locations in your area."
    "This is only a test."
    "Had this been an actual emergency, the tones you heard would be followed by a list of volunteer names to assist you."

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  4. "Can I put you on hold for just a minute?"
    "Margret? I need you to get line three."
    "When you are done using Laura for a urinal, have her take line four."
    "Actually strike that... have her take your call, I need you here so I can pee."
    "Get Becky to take line four, she can use Susan for a urinal."

    "We need to hire more bathroom attendants."

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  5. "So there's this girl."

    "Yeah?"
    "And she's naked.
    "Okay!"
    "Then she starts peeing on the floor..."
    "Then What??"
    "It goes everywhere and makes a huge mess."
    "Oh Yeah and after that?"
    "That's it."
    "Seriously!? I can see why you are flunking your Literature Class......"

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  6. "Before, After, or During class. Remember peeing is only allowed if you are going ON or IN a classmate."

    "Uh, IN? We're all girls..."

    "Yes, so use that pretty mouth of yours' for more than stupid comments."

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  7. I'd do some more... Just need to get the ideas rolling. Give me a week or 2 and I'll see what I can do.

    46 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

    Yes!! I am invested 💯

    And, if it's not too much, i would really like to know how the daughters got into openly peeing too 🤭

     

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  8. Another business style idea:

    "Hey, did you hear what happened to Matty?"
    "Oh, gossip! Do tell, give me all the details."
    "Apparently the VP was walking through our area on a tour or something. Anyway Matty was on the phone dealing with an irate customer. The VP stopped to see how she handled it."
    "Not good, then what?"
    "Well Matty final got them on hold to look into a few things. The VP came over, told her to open her blouse top."
    "NO WAY! You don't mean?!?"
    "Yep, sure enough... The VP hiked up her skirt and pissed all over Matty's naked tits."
    "Damn, when AM I  going to get lucky enough for a promotion? Some people get all the luck."

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  9. Teachers' Lounge.
    Teachers' Lounge?
    Teachers' Lounge...
    Wait, do Teachers lounge the same way I do?
    I mean it would be a bit odd to take off your pants, plop down on a sofa, spread your legs, and pee past the other arm. Well, I mean during school hours anyway....

    Maybe during lunch, it's so much easier to relieve yourself while eating anyway, it just saves time.

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  10. What did I do to get called to the principals office? They even did it over the loud speaker.

    ................

    Well that was unexpectedly pleasant, she just wanted me to pee in her coffee pot since her secretary was out. Still not sure why she randomly chose me....

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  11. "Explain yourself young lady..."

    "I never expect this to happen!"
    "We told you having a house party while we were out was fine. IF you followed the rules."

    "How was I supposed to know all the people would actually use the bathrooms instead of the carpet and furniture!?"

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  12. "OK, wait... we're just going to go here?"

    "I figured, yeah. This looks as good as anywhere."
    "I agree, I'm not sure what you expected to find elsewhere?"
    "No, I guess you two're right."
    "Wow, I really had to go, this feels great."
    "Can you hear how loud I am splash, it sound like storm-drain releasing."

     

    "Ladies? Yes, you three... I know you want to show off your fountains, but this is the Splash Pad."
    "Yea, SO WHAT? The bathrooms are all closed and there are no kids out this late."
    "Just be glad we ended up here, our first suggestion was the grill pits in picnic area!"

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  13. Sister Abigail! What are you doing??
    I know you are still new, but I told you all this last week TWICE!
    Now, first refill the stoup with your "Holy Water" before blessing it thrice.

    Then, christen the chalice with your "Holy Flow" and swallow it all before wiping it clean twice.
    Finally, pour the sacrament wine add a jigger from the stoup.

    Place, those with the bread that is doused in "Mother's Bosom" that you milked by hand from Lady Superior.

    We have a large congregation, so you will be preparing this five times.

    Make sure you follow the rules correctly and have hydrated properly.

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