WetKecks

Welcome, fellow Kiwee! May your bladder always feel full and your clothes be dark enough to hide the wet spots.

Currently? Aside from testing out the experimental features in Minecraft. I've played the first graveyard level of Bayonetta (meaning I figured out halfway down that the falling clock WASN'T a cutscene), I'm halfway through the first level of The Witcher (the first one) but I had great difficulty with the keyboard controls and haven't yet got back to it now I've got a working keymapper for my controller, I'm around four hours into Kingdoms of Amalur, I've got a character in Vampire, the Masquerade: Bloodlines (again, keymapper), and finally, I haven't started Deus Ex yet. And I can't fi

To be fair, this bit took me a year to get rigt......

It was typical of Tamsin to skip out of supervising the builders, again, to go fucking - sorry, exercising. But Tamara didn't see it as a chore to take time off in order to stare at sweaty men all day. Plus today was The Day as the finishing touches were to be completed by about lunch. Leaving her the entire afternoon to play by, or rather with, herself. The couple had made the decision to convert the study into a playroom because when they did work from home it was inevitably curled up on the living room couch. Six months of planning whilst nuzzled in bed together had gone into today

It's a bit of a weird one. It's not my bag either, but if I'm in a chat room I can get pretty into it with other guys in a role-play. I don't know what I'd do if I was propositioned in real life - I'd like to think I'd be brave enough to give it a swing but I really don't know. Maybe it's my permanently single status at work - that I'd try anything just for intimacy. Or maybe I'm an open minded bisexual and I only think I'm straight. Maybe pleasure is pleasure whatever the the chromosome make-up of the participants and it's just a societal thing that humanity is beginning to think about g

Oh yes. But she doesn't appear yet.

I got inspired from this site last night.... https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59cfc746bda47

Sorted. But beware my Profile Page........

My apologies. I'm trying to keep it consistent and simple - explaining what I'm about. I'll try and create another but it may take time as I'll have to make it work with the vagaries of all the sites I have an account with.

Aside from my explanation in my introduction thread? This..... How the hell does it go sideways round the back??? Mine doesn't no matter which way I angle my dangle. And you can tell from further down her leg that she was standing when she let 'er rip. Not only does it seem to defy physics, it makes me incredibly horny and lonely.

I'd be open to most things, but I live in New Zealand.....

Written because the particular variety of HIV Freddie had, had this as one of it's symptoms.

Couple of interesting changes made when the KJB was written.... Lot's wife used to have been turned into a pillar of Paprika - but the English had never heard of the spice at the time. There was a linguistic distinction between 'evil magic user' and 'good magic user'. But English (a language that shouldn't actually exist, because it's an amalgam of the languages of the various conquering invaders over the millennia and therefore follows none of the rules governing all other human speech. If it did, we'd all be talking like Yoda, for example. It's second only to Mandarin

What's that old quote? "It's better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool, than to open your big yap and remove all doubt." I have yet to learn this.

I only wound up here because I follow Puddyls on Twitter, she mentioned another site similar to this one that I'm having great difficulties navigating (and I'm still not allowed to see my own profile there because I haven't posted enough yet). I accidentally found this site (WAY easier to get around), and here she is again! The poor thing must think I'm stalking her. What I'm actually doing (beyond perving all you wonderful folk), is staking my user-name wherever I can in case it becomes my 'brand'. That way if I become famous (hey, it's vaguely possible!), I won't have to pay thousand