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Here's a story for you: --- There was this woman, let's call her Jenny, who had a popular podcast where she shared all sorts of wild travel tales. One episode, she decided to get real about her cross-country road trip experiences. "Listen up, folks," she starts, her voice crackling with amusement. "I fucking hate those grimy gas station bathrooms. You know, the ones where you're pretty sure you'll catch something just by looking at the toilet seat? Yeah, fuck that." Jenny had a hack, one she was oddly proud of. She explained, "I wear this cute little dress, no panties, bec

I went to the 3rd floor of my office building yesterday after lunch. Nobody on the entire floor and lots of little offices sprawled out. I went to the back of this long storage room, closed the door for extra privacy, dropped my pants and took a squat and just let it all out on the carpet. I ended up going way more than I thought I would. Felt so liberating. Made me get paranoid afterwards, so I set an old box in front of the large damp patch to block view if someone happened to look into the room. My first pee at work and probably won’t make that a habit…. too scary thinking back

Yeah, I had to cut it off a little early. It was a tall coffee cup however.

For me, it was in a tall coffee cup in my car while sitting in a parking lot while waiting to pick up a kid from an activity. I pulled my sweatpants down and went under my steering wheel (was kind of hard to do). I had like 30 min to kill and probably could have held it, but just wanted to do it. I then poured it out in the parking lot. What about you? I love to hear the experiences!

One time I dropped a large roach wrapped in toilet paper into my toilet that I thought was dead - I had stepped on it in my bathroom. When it hit the water, it suddenly started swimming around, but completely unable to climb the bowl. So, I thought “why waste a flush”? So I sat on the pot and emptied my bladder. So for a minute it had a gold swimming pool to swim around in. Then I flushed it all down. I hate those nasty things.

The after affect is the best part…. Especially if I left it in an inappropriate place

You can move the chair or couch in your hotel room, piss on the carpet, then move it back in place. Zero chance of being caught and 100% chance of masturbation!!

you sound so fun @vivi54!! I'm an American, and one time while staying in a German hotel, I went out in the hallway with a long dress on and no undies. Nobody around so I squatted down pretending to dig through my purse and peed on the carpet. Unfortunately got some on the inside of my dress LOL. Went back to my room and bated.

Oh MJ, that had to feel so exhilarating and naughty! thanks for sharing. i get so horny watching your pics/vids omg

Totally agree on this topic! No need to be all up in her junk! I much prefer to see the act itself, as in the whole scene. Especially for naughty pees. I want to know the back story of what was going on. Was it spur of the moment and convenient? Did she go to a bar and drink a lot of beer to build up for the scene in a preplanned way? Did her hubby or girlfriend have sex with her right after from being so horny? Sorry for the ramble, just my naughty mind 😈

@MJWetson thank you so much!!! I remember your PH vids and especially your really long, high volume pees on hotel carpets! I’m going to rub a few out on myself looking at these pics…. It’s been so long for myself to be in a hotel room I miss that!

I have been known to call a coworker while “working from home” and during mid conversation, hop up on my bathroom sink and take a pee (so the sound is not too loud as compared to going in the toilet). I just love the idea of pissing while talking with someone who has no idea. Have done the same thing in a public pool while chatting with moms and I’m just completely emptying out while standing in chest deep water. Teehee.

sorry I missed this post!! hope yall saturated the back of the mercedes and covertly wetted all over the airbnb..... hee hee heee!!

I of course always empty out when in the pool. In fact, I hold it if I know I'm about to go to the pool. My favorite thing to do is to be chatting with another mom while in the pool, all the while just letting it go while she has no idea. I've done this on multiple occasions.

A loud hissing pee as it’s splattering on carpet or anywhere naughty. Does it every time for me.

Request: have your lovely wife squat and pee on the carpet. 😈

Jealous!!!!! Please do share pics!!!

Can you share more details? Like how “messy” was it that it got the attention of the hotel? I’m always worried every time I naughty pee of this happening.

Oh, another thing I just of. Be careful with the pull out bed. After you fold it up your pee won’t dry very much. And when the maid opens the couch up to change the sheets it will still be very wet. Maybe could dribble a little bit. But if you want to fully empty your bladder, I’d recommend peeing on the carpet in an obscure spot.

Be careful peeing on the pullout bed that it doesn’t leak through onto the floor and is obvious after folding up the couch. But that’s an awesome idea I haven’t thought of! Fuck, I’m getting horny just thinking about it. Happy wetting!!

If carpeted room, just pull the couch or armchair away from the wall, can squat down there and when you are done just push the couch or chair back over the damp patch. No maid is going to pull furniture away from walls when they clean. And the patch will be mostly dry by morning anyway. I’ve been known to leave a couch pulled away from the wall my entire stay to use (many pees) before putting back in place before check out. If no carpet, can take one of the couch cushions, unzip it and carefully pee into the cushion, then zip back up and set back in place. If you are

That is so fucking hot. Wish I could read more about that somewhere

Every time I go pee, I’m almost always triggered. Yes, it’s a curse in a way!

What was the video about? Maybe I can find somewhere else.

I’ve done a few air bnb’s before and here’s some naughty pees I remember: - There was a slight distance between where the stove sat and the countertop. I hopped up and sat on the countertop and peed down into the crack as best I could. Most of the pee puddled under and behind the stove. The little bit that did run out onto the kitchen floor I wiped up. - In the laundry room, I squatted and sprayed my pee in between the washing machine and wall letting my pee puddle on the concrete floor there, but out of sight as it was a dark area. - In one the closets, they ha