He said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it. ... She said: You wear briefs, don't you?
He said: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. ... She said: Well, you succeeded.
He said: Two inches more, and I would be king. ... She said: Two inches less, and you'd be queen.
On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere." ... Written just below it: "I do not!"
He said: Shall we exchange positions tonight? ... She said: That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.