speedy3471

11 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

PUSSY

WANTED

(preferibly alive ahahahahahahahaha)

Hahahahaha 

11 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Already had one during cooking

A trademark of my Nation (sorry, can't divulge)

Dinner will be ready soon and I will drink another one

Then I'll smoke my pipe and drink some superlacoholic to better swallow ahahaha

I think its required to have a beer of glass of red wine while cooking hahaha

12 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Sorry, sometimes I just go Mortal Kombat ahahahahah

Hahah thats ok. That wouldn't be a very nice way to go haha. My cock exploding, ouch haha

54 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

I definitely would!!!

O I know you would hahaha

1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

It's all done now

What a day!!!

Now sit back and have a beer Haha 

1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

 

 

It could backfire

Or better said, backfroze… and cold will crystalize your piss during the very ejection, getting in and freezing you bladder and making you EXPLODE!!!!

 

SUB ZERO WINS!!!!     FATALITY!!!!!!!!!

I know at -30C that doesn't happen, any colder tho it just might haha

3 hours ago, spywareonya said:

I thought more of the former, for that kind of title

Or even one of those political movies with silly titles

That title is better suited to the former. The latter would have a way better name hahahaha

3 hours ago, spywareonya said:

@2prnot2p

This last one, and the last one of your first post (the one near the car with hotpants) are EXACTLY my kind of girl

 

The one with hot pants is hot, and this last one is so playful!!!

A guy/girl could have some fun with her hahaha

3 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Ok

To begin

I finally made to see the last Dvd animated movie, The Gourmet Ghost

Have you seen it?

No I haven't. My wife wants to see it as well, she is a scooby doo fan as well hahah. I may just have to get the blue ray haha

2 hours ago, mickymoist said:

Was really nice, I find once I start thinking about peeing in what I'm wearing I start to get a little horny so the pee gets a little slippery with some precum mixed in which feels great ☺️

I can see how pissing/wetting turns you on. For me naughty pissing turns me on

3 hours ago, spywareonya said:

It depends

if you are absolutely PERFECT and you are ready to do ANYTHING (which means take a flight to a different continent and stay there for a month, with 6 hours of notifications, and fuck WHOEVER can boost your career) then you can

Elsewhere, you are fucked

 

For the stripper clubs, that's how I befriended some famous pornstars

Did I had sex with them too? This is a secret… because I do not wanna put them in any embarass ahahahaha

Fair enough. Knowing you iam betting yes hahahaha

3 hours ago, spywareonya said:

I am overwhelmed with things to do, and these little comments mean a lot to me

I've said it before, you are very welcome. If I've made your day a bit better then its mission accomplished for me 

3 hours ago, spywareonya said:

No matter the ice

no matter the cold

I piss

and I piss bold!!!

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hahahah. As do I. I will draw a line at -30C tho Haha 

2 hours ago, spywareonya said:

@speedy3471 I TOLD you I would have made it!!!

 

I had absolutely no doughts that you would hahaha

2 hours ago, spywareonya said:

I sucked Alex too in Winter. I had a white fur and more or less nothing under, we just went out from a stripper's club, they even went outside to smoke between a show and the next one, and chatted with us as I sucked him… they commented he was extremely equipped and should have starred in porn ahahahah

We let out a nervous laughter, as they did not know how hard we tried, but porn is a difficult world to enter, and unless BIG companies are involved, it Always ends up with little bully bosses trying to fuck you

And big companies are often abroad

I love that you two go to strip clubs together. The beat time I've ever had at a strip club was with my wife(then girlfriend)

I bet the porn world is hard to get into

2 hours ago, spywareonya said:

One of the reasons why I piss my neighbour's flowers ahahahahaha

 

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

The cold can and does sometimes shrink my cock haha, I still piss outside anyways hahah

2 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Reading this as soon as getting out of office brightened my day!!!

Iam glad I brought some sunshine to your day

2 hours ago, spywareonya said:

 

Ihhihihih we need a silly name like an old movie or something

Like "Nancy & The Manly Men" HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sounds like a goofy comedy movie or a porn movie hahahaha

8 hours ago, spywareonya said:

 

It was for a playful competition on the forum

Unless I would have never posted AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 PISS is made for the outside world!!! Toilets are tools for comfort... but I use them only if really I cannot have other options!

A piss toilet-ed, is a piss wasted ahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

I love Golden showers

Piss drinking and all of that...

I'm one dirty little slut...

 

 

I had already pissed, I know it doesn't show well, maybe if you copy the pic on your pc (please do NOT share it elsewhere) and work on hues, you could see a darker patch on the floor between my legs

And yes, I had this killer look ahahahahah like be ready I'm coming for sex ahahahahhaha

Yes piss is definitely made for outside. That's why i piss outside as often as I can. I love starting my day pissing of my deck in the morning. Yes even in rhe winter I do this haha.

4 hours ago, mickymoist said:

enough already lol,  I mean i'm good...but not THAT good 😂

O iam sure your pretty good lol

She sounds like she was a wild women hahahaha. You should consider yourself lucky to have been with a women like her, they don't make them like her hat often hags

Iam sorry it didn't work out between you too

3 hours ago, Bacardi said:

@Alfresco hehehe. Perhaps I can carry a bottle with me and claim I spilled something. I may try it 😉 Thanks for the suggestion.

That's a good idea Haha. No one will likey argue the fact that you accidentally spilled your water bottle hahaha 

33 minutes ago, likesToLick said:

New Zealand did not have strict gun control laws.  It will now.

Their gun laws are stricter than ours on Canada in a way.

I did see on the news that theirs will be getting more strict 

3 minutes ago, mickymoist said:

they're quite dark and i was wearing underwear so the wetness stayed around the crotch so not that obvious, i wouldn't have the nerve too properly flood them outside, its a small town and I know a lot of people 😳

I don't blame you. The town closest to me has only 500 people, I know most of them haha. I live on a farm so lots of pissing options hahaha

7 minutes ago, mickymoist said:

I went out for a walk after work today and let a few little spurts go in my jeans while I was walking

Was you wet Jeans noticeable?