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6 hours ago, oliver2 said:

I’m guessing “no” - if she feels like weeing in a big pool feels like swimming in piss, weeing in a small bathtub is probably out!

(If you don’t want to feel you’re bathing in pee you can always squat or stand in the tub after bathing and piss in the bath water before you pull out the plug)

Good call, I thought of that after I asked the question haha. Good ideas to try 

16 hours ago, spywareonya said:

When I'm with Alex we usually have sex, but I'm away most of the week because my Company has many offices, only one where I live. Thus I am often with my grandparents. I am lucky to have them where I work. And thus my kitty needs to be cuddled...

 

Never have I ever burped exceedingly loud when eating in company of Alex relatives. They won't stop laughing even months after!!!

I've never burped really loud around my inlaws either haha.

Never ever have I lived in a city 

And beer, cannot forget the beer lol

My son's birthday is coming up in a couple of weeks, he will turn 1 hahaha. We have invited friends and family for a bbq. My menu is fairly simple haha

My appetizer is jalepano poppers. I cut the peppers lengthwise and take the seeds out. I mix cream cheese, the seeds, garlic powder, cayenne pepper and a little chili powder together. I then fill the peppers with this mixture and wrap the jalepano with a slice of bacon

Iam the gonna make homemade hamburger patties. I start with lean ground beef and add my own mixture of seasonings. I use a woodpellet bbq. Throw the burgers on, add my homemade bbq sauce and bacon. Toast the buns as well haha

Iam gonna make potatoe wedges to go with them. Cut potatoes into wedges, toss in canola oil and Montreal steak spice and garlic powder, yummy hahahaha 

I think there are only 3 maybe 4 of us Canucks 

Do you piss in your bathtub when your bathing?

16 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Just because THIS vulva is better than THAT cock

But I have seen some cock pics that could make a hetero man to cower in worship ahahahahah!!!

 

Logging out, at least I will play a bit with MY pussy ahahahah

Hahaha have fun playing with your pussy haha

4 minutes ago, F.W said:

No contest is there?

Not me by the way!

Hahah fair enough. The vulva wins hands down 

Both can be nice to look at Haha. A nice trimmed pussy or shaved is good. But iam not ashamed to comment on a nice cock either. Manscapped of course hahana

27 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

It mixes with what you eat in a better way than sweeter ones

It also helps digestion and since I love to eat a lot, it is quite useful

My pipe just expired, but my digestive liquor is yet to be finished

Also, Scooby Doo and the Gourmet Ghost has ended

Now I am watching Scooby Doo Pirates Ahoy ihihihihi

Did scooby outsmart the pirates hahah?

16 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

It mixes with what you eat in a better way than sweeter ones

It also helps digestion and since I love to eat a lot, it is quite useful

My pipe just expired, but my digestive liquor is yet to be finished

Also, Scooby Doo and the Gourmet Ghost has ended

Now I am watching Scooby Doo Pirates Ahoy ihihihihi

Awesome hahaha

12 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Classic blonde, but with a recipe from my very nation, that makes it very bitter (and a bit more alcoholic than normal blondes)

I absolutely love bitter beers hence why I love IPA. The bitter hoppes is great

10 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

I ate them one hour ago

And drank a couple of liters of beer ahahaha

 

Hahahaha. Stout or IPA or what kind haha?

30 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

OK tonight recipe

 

First: prepare shred shallot

Add it to the bread dough and craft some flatbread the size fitting a couple of hamburgers

 

The prepare some seasoning: garlic, cinnabar, coriander, thyme, black pepper, red pepper, wormwood, origan, cloves

Chop it all until it is powder

Then use it to rub four light hamburgers: not light because made of anything than actual meat, light because actually prepared to have less fat&blood inside

Not that I am that kind of woman on a diet: but the taste is actually kinder

 

Cook separately 2 flatbreads cut in a half (upper and lower portions) and the hamburgers

When all is cooked, prepare them this way

From bottom to top:

 

Lower part of the flatbread

2 hamburgers for each: maybe cut them in halves to fit better the flatbreads

Hemmental cheese with cinnabar and hot pepper added

rocket salad

upper part of the flatbread

 

I advice a very bitter beer with it

That sounds amazingly yummy hahah

2 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

IT DOES....!!!!!!

Well it certainly sounds yummy haha

7 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

It has in incredible bouquet

Does it taste as good as it sounds?

10 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Everything is great when belly is full&happy, and alcohol flows...

and there is Scooby Doo ahahahahahah

 

Need to get drunkier

Tomorrow is Friday and my boss gave me the day off… So I'll be here until late and then sleep to the very afternoon ahahahahahahah

Hahahahah rite on

5 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Ouh, drank the second too

And now drinking digestive liquor

And smoking my pipe...

Tobacco mixed with coconut, honey shards, chocolate shards and other herbs

 

it is expensive, I must admit, but it is delicious

That sounds like a lovely combination 

4 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

 

Drunk, watching Scooby Doo, eating, drinking

Then I log in and end up here...

You boys are GREAT

Hahahah. You ladies are pretty great to haha

5 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Some girls are "drop DEAD gorgeous" ahahahahah

 

Yes they are hahaha

21 minutes ago, mickymoist said:

been watching a lot of the stuff here, not actually tried much yet, did pee in the work toilets today, but not in the toilet 

Does this mean you pissed on the floor hahahaha 

I piss into the water, I like making noise while pissing hahahah

My naughty piss spot is just about anywhere hahaha. I've pissed in my laundry basket, laundry machine, bathroom floor, kitchen sink hahaha

7 minutes ago, mickymoist said:

been watching a lot of the stuff here, not actually tried much yet, did pee in the work toilets today, but not in the toilet 

I was in a meeting about wild oats most of the day haha. I pissed in the urinals and on the wall hahah. I always start my day pissing off of my deck

8 minutes ago, mickymoist said:

Oh don't worry I'm getting into the naughty as well 😀

Haha oic. I've posted some pics of me pissing in some naughty places. What naughty places work for you?